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Foreign Affairs › Re: Jean-Pierre: First Black Woman & LGBTQ Person Appointed White House Press Sec by advanceDNA: 2:00am On May 06, 2022
crestedaguiyi:
how can a woman be a gay sad sad sad sad sad sad sad who wrote this
lol....english dey worry you...
but no be your fault jaré...
all this homosexual matter seff dey confusing generally
Family › Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by advanceDNA: 1:36am On May 06, 2022
UCHIHAmask:
I have and would never disrespect my father.

I never near 28 but I swear down my papa or mama no fit ever think of seizing my phone, unto which level nah, I no just get..
unto the level say you dey do Yahoo.. and you will still use him or your sister for ritual...thats nigerian parent interpretation for you...
Family › Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by advanceDNA: 1:32am On May 06, 2022
UCHIHAmask:
I have and would never disrespect my father.

I never near 28 but I swear down my papa or mama no fit ever think of seizing my phone, unto which level nah, I no just get..
unto the level say you dey do Yahoo.. and you will still use him or your sister for ritual...thats nigerian parent interpretation [for you...
Family › Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by advanceDNA: 1:27am On May 06, 2022
Awoleesu:
Omo ki lo nso gaan??
I found it difficult to comprehend your narration...

Try and improve your communication skills, then would you find an iPhone more useful!
let me interpret it from the nigerian father's perspective grin

I caught him doing Yahoo and he now has iPhone of 1.2million..i seized the phone to teach him a lesson...he went to my wardrobe to take the phone without telling me

I tried to discipline ...he dared to beat me back...

I wanted to him to realize what he did was wrong he called me a liar and an irresponsible father ....

how can my son leave home becos I disciplined him for doing internet fraud..he must be bastárd.... grin grin
Family › Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by advanceDNA: 1:20am On May 06, 2022
lol...

this one said his nigerian father lied....in the man's presence oooo?? it's like u have have been watching too much American film...u now want to form woke.....

u don't understand what u did is technically theft and undermining ur father's authority for taking the phone he seized from you....thats why he said u stole his money to teach you sense....

even more, nigerian parent launch a brain resetting slap/attack at you , you now form vandamme by dodging....?? haaaaaa!!!!!

my dad will report that ur move in the family meeting as you carried 2by4 plank and broke it on his head...


guy...go home and apologize,
our parents are not always right ...but they are still our parents

how you and your papa go disagree, you go sleep for hotel...u dey mad niiiii??


u don't know you are telling you are above his discipline... any nigerian father will interpret it as u are bastárd..

go back home and apologize...if you must leave later..leave in peace...dont be foólish....
Romance › Re: Some Girls Sha by advanceDNA: 6:32pm On May 05, 2022
they will soon come and call it bashing...
Family › Re: What I Went Through For Few Days All Because Of Raw Sex By Another Nairalander by advanceDNA: 1:17pm On May 05, 2022
Namiji4319:
Following a thread I saw of a nairalander with this link https://www.nairaland.com/7110257/what-went-through-2years-all
I decided to open what just happened to me because of sex...
Just last month I traveled to my state just for holiday, before I traveled self I have bleeped two different runs girl with no condom, my believed was that after sex take ampilcox and flaggyl and no STDs can get to you
During my stay in my state, I bleeped one of my babes friend whom I know is a bad girl in my street, me too am a bad nigga I said to my self, I made a move and j realized she had interest in me too, we bleeped that night, she came and remove her gown and was left with only bra and skin tight, we somehow bleeped, we bath together that night and she left my house around 12:00 in the night...fast forward to some days later, I realized I couldn't find my watch, though different girls visited me during that days but I am very sure she took it...I gave her 2k and she left
Just few days I started feeling painful urination, plus other symptoms too and am very sure she was the one I got it from.
I asked one of my friend on phone who is a pharmacist and runs a shop of his own, he Gave me some prescription but the chemist I went to gave me something different, I took it sha but still the pain is not totally gone maybe because the chemist guy gave me something else....
nl members is ampiclox And flaggyl really antibiotics and can serve such purpose?
flagyl and Ampiclox are antibiotics...but every drug has it's function or capability.... the STD are caused by stronger bacteria or virus...

u need stronger antibiotics...
the best thing is to go to a general hospital..
they will do test and know how many colony you have in your system and give you the right dosage...

.those chemist may troubleshoot and give you the wrong antibiotic ..or even the right one but not get the dosage because odinary eyes cannot see the level of infection...
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Residing Abroad Shares Screenshots Of The Conversation He Had With by advanceDNA: 12:53am On May 05, 2022
no be every beheaded corpse be ritual killing..
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by advanceDNA: 8:12pm On May 04, 2022
cbn4main:
In calculating your projected hourly income, put into consideration income tax. In the UK, for an hourly gross pay of £9.50 you get a net pay of around £7 or slightly more.

The truth is, a weekly 20hrs can never be sustainable for a single student, hence the need both the school and ukvi require you to show your POF. This is why people like us are going with our partners �.

Most students resort to cutting corners which land them into trouble (PSW denial) while some get away with it. How they get away with it is something that is totally unprofessional and shouldn't be discussed here.

Chose your poison wisely mate
income tax?? on tier4 visa..
Health › Re: WHO DG, Ghebreyesus Stresses Importance Of Abortion Access by advanceDNA: 7:18pm On May 04, 2022
Romanoff:
Hmmn.

America is such a weird country.

You're either a democrat (leftist) or a republican (rightist), there's no middle ground.

You can't borrow ideologies from the two sides. huh

The same Republicans that are against abortions and hiding behind evangelistic ideologies also fornicate, divorce at will and commit adultery.

They are the same ones against medicaid and welfarism for children.

They are the same ones with strict gun laws that enable killers enter schools to shoot children.
you are the one assuming all republicans are all hiding behind religious or envangelical laws

many of them are atheist...they are just pro-life...someome can vote against abortion and not be a Christian....
you just puting people in box, assuming if they are against abortion then they must follow other religious laws...

Musk recently said he follows and agree with many teachings of Jesus...but he doesn't pray.. ...

I've seen gay people that dont like transgenders.. I've seen intersex people that hate the being under the being LGBTQHIKJ umbrella...
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic-Anosike Vibes Into A Party With Legwork As She Hugs Ini Edo by advanceDNA: 2:50pm On May 04, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
46 year old bride
Na wa

She will attend PTA meeting with 24 year old single mothers 5 years from now and that's IF she can even put to bed...
damn!!!
this violence no get part 2...
you wicked òooo...
as in.. Rita no offend you...i con dey imagine how you roast person wey offend you...
Politics › Re: Transgender Community In Abuja Protests Against FG (Photo, Video) by advanceDNA: 6:07am On May 03, 2022
dazzlingd:
Good explanations.

But don't u think if there could be anomalies of someone having both male and female organs, then there could be an anomaly of a male having a female sexual organ and vice versa.
Now imagine yourself as a male now trapped in a female.body.that is where the confusion comes from.

Because from birth, u will hate yourself and be so confused till u realise u arent alone when u grow older. These people are in serious pain and confusion and nobody seems to understand what they try to Express because how could they explain they are females trapped in a Male boy or vice versa
lol..serious pain..
u people are just funny..
u read too much western lies....

I have met transgenders..
they are not in pain...
Confused ?? yes..
The confusion is partly self inflicted, partly environmentally induced and largely blown out of proportion...

..theres nothing wrong with these people ...

if anything...i actually feel pity for them...they can just be gay in peace and wear what ever clothes/fashion they want and behave however they like

but instead..they go thru painful anatomical reconstruction just to have sex and behave how environment say men or women should behave or dress....
Career › Re: Lady Loses Her OAP Job For Having A Speech Problem (Photo) by advanceDNA: 6:16pm On May 02, 2022
ednut1:
so you wont hear an OAP talk before interviewing her or train her before she resumeshuh make una dey fear God
they probably noticed on her first radio programme recording ...i repeat..people can get jobs without interview, especially experienced professionals.
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija’s Khloe Abiri Shows Off Her Curvy Derriere In New Photos by advanceDNA: 6:13pm On May 02, 2022
Demonicus:
Olosho and More.grin
u are wicked...lol
Career › Re: Lady Loses Her OAP Job For Having A Speech Problem (Photo) by advanceDNA: 6:12pm On May 02, 2022
ednut1:
lies. how did you get the job in the first place. Any thing to trend
haba..people get jobs without interview naaa..
internal person's can refer..na Nigeria naaa
Career › Re: Lady Loses Her OAP Job For Having A Speech Problem (Photo) by advanceDNA: 6:04pm On May 02, 2022
I remember wale from primary 5..
teacher: wale what is the answer
wale: 333.33 meters
the whole class laugh for almost 3 minites

wale couldn't pronounce R well....
till we left primary school...
life was hell for wale...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Gives Men My Number, I'm Tired!!! by advanceDNA: 5:17pm On May 02, 2022
czarr:
I would be worried too...she could just tell them she has a boyfriend...she doesn't have to give them your number.

It's not every guy she gives your number to.
Lemme leave it there...
classic woman manipulation 101
Romance › Re: Can A Monkey Impregnate A Human Being by advanceDNA: 4:24pm On May 02, 2022
Medianna:
Issook

But what's this creature?
cartoon
Romance › Re: Can A Monkey Impregnate A Human Being by advanceDNA: 4:24pm On May 02, 2022
OKOATA:
Scientist says Humans share 95% DNA with monkeys.
it doesn't matter if it's 99.9% similarity ..a single nucleotide difference in the genome can make a huge difference between two species

humans and dogs share as high as 84% DNA similarity...and we don't look alike... even plants share DNA with man and we completely different
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija’s Khloe Abiri Shows Off Her Curvy Derriere In New Photos by advanceDNA: 10:39am On May 02, 2022
finished BBnaija only to become oloshó..
i don't get... she could have been more...
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Created Us And Watch Us Sin And Die And Go To Hell Fire. by advanceDNA: 3:33pm On May 01, 2022
Gben5:
according to the Bible God is a compassionate God,so why will he create us in he's image and watch us die and burn in hellfire for live
lol...
u want to blackmail God wit compassionate title....u are hurting your fellow man, using your free will to do anyhow..kolewerk...hellfire straight.. grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Tells You This. by advanceDNA:
HiFive:
What does it mean when a girl tells you "I appreciate the way you feel for me, but let's not spoil our friendship."
no over think am...it means you are not attractive to her..no let am pain you...just make sure you no dey spend for am...
Crime › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: African Girls Go To Dubai, Qatar To Eat Faeces To Earn Money by advanceDNA: 12:40pm On May 01, 2022
why is kemi bashing women naaaaaa..?? grin
Travel › Re: In Spain You Can Only Take Your Mum And Dad With You by advanceDNA: 11:37am On May 01, 2022
1TripleC:
So he can't find something for them to do?
to find somethimg to do is not an issue...to legally stay in the country without overstaying their visa or doing illegal marriage is the issue
Travel › Re: In Spain You Can Only Take Your Mum And Dad With You by advanceDNA: 10:47am On May 01, 2022
1TripleC:
There is this my cousin who is super rich .He has spent over 18 years there. Anytime you ask him to help take any member of our family including his siblings out,his reply will always be that Spanish laws does not allow that except for biological parents.please how true is this?
he can only legally bring his spouse, child and parent (from.65 years and over) to come and legally live with him in spain...thats the law...

of course, visiting can be arranged for other family members..but he knows you people will not go back..
Romance › Re: She Is Not Yours If She's Not Your Virgin by advanceDNA: 10:31am On May 01, 2022
Fearlez:
Most guys are often manipulated to feel guilty whenever their relationships come to an end.

Their ego steps in telling them they aren't man enough or caring enough or responsible enough. So they embark on another relationship on the premise of deceit and defeatist mindset.



The Truth is most guys have been falling in love with a girl who doesn't even respect them. If she's not your virgin she probably isn't yours. For if she left her first boyfriend over mundane things, she will dump you quickly too. A girl with high body count brings nothing to the table of the relationship except manipulation and pressure. They are hard to impress and satisfy as they have been used as sexual and emotional guinea pigs in a manner and circumstances of life by different shades of men. And you are nothing more than their retirement plan.



5 Signs To Look Out For In Girl.

1. A girl who doesn't see sex as anything. She could give sex to her gate man just to let her out for a night out to go clubbing.

2. A girl who has been crossed over and over. They are often the ones in Nairaland criticising men ceaselessly. These ones have been broken like Messi and Ronaldo and you the Iheanacho can't impress them no matter how hard you try. Their Kpomo has seen it all.

3. The Social Media addicts. These ones have a complete different perception of reality. They can never be loyal. To them real life should be like Hollywood movies.

4. This seems old fashioned but she must have the REAL fear of God. These rare ones with authentic fear of God will not cheat on you even when your relationship is at the very ebb.

5. The Ones Who Still Keeps Contact And Idle Chats with her exes. Old firewood, they say, are easily ignitable.

A girl who is so disposed is disrespectful and not wise. And they usually fall into the trap of unplanned sex and they can give their ex information ignorantly about you that can jeopardize your security. These types also are the ones often responsible for paternity fraud.

Education › Re: Help! I ALWAYS FIND MYSELF IN CLASSROOM IN MY DREAMS by advanceDNA: 9:10am On May 01, 2022
Odiriance4all:
Please nairalanders advise me,.
I always find myself in my deepest dream at night being in school classroom receiving education , this dream not one or two but oftenly I do dream of this so may times in my deepest sleep at night.

Am a University drop out, I drop out of university at 100level 5yrs ago due to some circumstances to concentrate in my chef job because I am a professional chef, been doing chef job after my high school which I learn at culinary school after my o level certificate.
Even though now am doing well in this chef field. I still feels some sort of great emptiness inside of me, which I feels is the pursuit of my education.
So, most night I always see myself dreaming about school at night finding myself inside classroom amidst other students receiving lectures.
So I want to ask , should I follows this dream and go back to school to pursue my university degree, cos is seems God is trying to communicate to me that being more educated will favour my spirits more?
.
u are only dreaming of being in school becos a part of you is yet to let go of your drop out decision ....its a subconscious thing

..it will naturally stop when you become successful in the niche you chose over education
...but if you keep looking back thinking, worrying if you made the right decision, your subconscious will likely be playing your loss(the education you left) to you...
Family › Re: Nigerian Feminist Throws Shade At Her Fellow Feminist Who Knelt Down by advanceDNA:
u no kneel down give drink, all na wash
but last last, you kneel down take pènis for mouth and your pvssy...and even spanking join seff..

..feminist... una just dey deceive una self..
Christianity Etc › Re: See What The Bible Said About Lagos Girls Sleeping With Dogs by advanceDNA:
guys, ladies...pull your ears...
dont get sexually involved or marry someone that is morally bankrupt and have very low standards towards sex, people with dangerously high body count, people that can have sex for money....

interrogate people you meet.
Use reverse psychology to get them to spill. investigate them, stop jumping from one penís/pvssy to another like say them swear for you....shó yá wèrè níí

apart from risk of STds, paternity/maternity fraud grin, and no peace in marriage, morally bankrupt people can't raise children properly... it's not rocket science..u can't give what you don't have...

we now Yahoo mother's and father association, parents that take their children to herbalist to fortify them for the prostitution trade...

no straff in the dark ooo...my guy don see incision(gbere) for pvssy before..people dey crase for street gaaan òooo...

no lose guard
the risk is getting high...
the streets is getting colder..
Romance › Re: Got Cheated On And This Is How. by advanceDNA: 12:35am On May 01, 2022
whytediamond:
Can we stop already with the debased view of our women?

All gender cheats please.
what's your point...?? he can't share his experience anymore..sharing how you feel when you are in a bad place sometimes helps

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