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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Thinks There's Nothing Wrong With Her Sleeping Over At Guy's Place by advanceDNA: 12:51pm On Dec 25, 2021
Brushstrokes20:
Do not personalise a community property!

It always ends in premium tears undecided
Girls with big yansh and big Bobbi are not meant for one person.... I don’t near them...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Thinks There's Nothing Wrong With Her Sleeping Over At Guy's Place by advanceDNA: 12:49pm On Dec 25, 2021
Tokskob2008:
She is your girlfriend but you ain't her boyfriend....

Hope you get my drifthuh
How do you expect him to get it..??

Someone that is confused about his girlfriend hanging out With other guys and sleeping at their house..
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Drinking And Smoking A Sin? _ [mat.15:11] by advanceDNA: 12:14pm On Dec 25, 2021
Ogamysamo:
according to mat.15:10-11

10. and he called the multitude, and said to them, hear, and understand:

11. not that which goes into the mouth defiles a man; but that which comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man

does it mean that drinking and smoking do not defile a man?
The habit of Drinking and smoking are not sin... but they are carnal things a christain should not do becos it empowers your flesh

The more you gratify the desires of your flesh the less willing you are to obey the spirit of God...
Romance › Re: Please What Does This Dream Means? by advanceDNA: 8:39am On Dec 25, 2021
shantti:
So what do u suggest I do. How do I deal with this sudden high libido of mine
.

Hi libido no dey kill...You have fed your mind with too much sexual explicit content... stop watching or listening to erotic movies and songs..

If you sac full, nature go expel am when you sleep....

Oga Ade..u go dey alright.....
Culture › Re: Prophetess Naomi Silekunola Divorces Ooni Of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi by advanceDNA: 1:36pm On Dec 23, 2021
superCleanworks:
she gave reasons? seriously?

was this marriage every supposed to happen in the first place?
She wanted to do replay Queen esther in the Bible....
She did not know those people in the Bible stories different from naija ...
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman: Don’t Give Money To Any Lady This Christmas by advanceDNA: 5:18pm On Dec 22, 2021
BadRadio:
Apostle suleiman is a Nairalander and Ubunja and mosdii has served him the Redpill grin

Welcome to the Redpill Nation pastorgrin

Romance › Re: How I Am Able To Quit Masturbation Addiction Through Nairaland by advanceDNA: 5:14pm On Dec 22, 2021
Quinniscent:
Nigerians and their poor mentality towards Masturbation
Get this straight... Masturbation is totally okay and not also a must if you're not into it
It's the addiction that should be put into consideration because it destroys a person psychologically, socially and so on
You know when you're addicted to masturbation when it starts affecting your daily activities like going out (Socializing) or going for a walk, communicating with friends, setting out future plans and so much more
Once again, Addiction to Masturbation is bad/dangerous not Masturbation!!!
Smoking is not bad, it’s addiction to smoking that’s bad
Romance › Re: How I Am Able To Quit Masturbation Addiction Through Nairaland by advanceDNA: 5:07pm On Dec 22, 2021
drimzsmoke:
Our problem is that we don't read about these things before we start doing them....how is masturbation a bad thinghuh....most people dont know shit about sex

Let's say you're having sex with you girlfriend and you're about to cum but she says she can't take it anymore because she's badly bruise down there,what will you do,rape herhuh

When you eventually get married,you will still have to masturbate unless your testosterone level is very low...I hope to write about sex and masturbation in my diary later in the day
One thing you masturbators or advocate of masturbation always refuse to mention is that masturbation has a twin....and that’s addition to sexually explicit content....
Hardly will you see a man wanking without a p0rrn video or some other sexual image....

The Op knows why he’s celebrating, he’s not just free from dragging his pen!s.. he’s also free from deriving pleasure from looking at prostitutess have sex online...

Why do you think therapist say mastirbation can mean cheating on one’s wife?
Why do you think some men derive a greater pleasure of pleasure from masturbabtion than sex with a woman... it’s the image of prostitutess they lust after....it’s dirty and filthy deriving pleasure from looking at other have sex

If you don’t see anything wrong in it.. continue...that fine ..
but sweeping someone’s victory over addiction under ignorance becos u don’t share his view is just plain wrong
Romance › Re: A Lot Of Men Need To Learn What "No Means No" Means. by advanceDNA: 3:52pm On Dec 22, 2021
Toast wey we don dey dey toast since 120B.C... Na your sister now...u come dey vex...

U just dey para for nothing, being a woman has its advantages and disadvantages....
One of them is advances from men...

If it’s the men that she likes now... she won’t tell you..she will smile and enjoy the attention.
Now it’s the men she doesn’t like... you and her don’t want us to hear word..


Please...we have bigger issues in Nigeria ..diesel is now 350 per liter
Romance › Re: How I Am Able To Quit Masturbation Addiction Through Nairaland by advanceDNA: 1:03pm On Dec 22, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Masturbation is not a bad thing

Africans and thier stupid mentality

Always thinking masturbation is bad
Something doesn’t have to be bad before it affects people....he doesn’t like how it makes him feel....it’s not an African thing.. go on you tube and see many white people talk about sexual, masturbation and pornographyy addiction

Any small thing..u people will make everything a black man issue...
Education › Re: College Of Dental Technology Enugu To Arrest Pregnant Students, Nursing Mothers by advanceDNA: 7:40pm On Dec 21, 2021
This is where feminist should rise up... but where you will see is shouting that men should be allowed to contest for election so that they can rule

and the popular one: men should come and do house chores..
Nairaland General › Re: Do I Have Gender Dysphoria? Indications You Might Recognize by advanceDNA: 1:12pm On Dec 21, 2021
Wonders shall never end... na “boy” turn to blasphemy wey you dey call am “kid” ??
Politics › Re: Amira Junaid, President Buhari's Granddaughter (Photos) by advanceDNA: 8:32am On Dec 21, 2021
Crowwejihadist:
She is beautiful but thunder fír.e your grandfather.

Health › Re: What Is This On My Brother's Skin? (Pictures) by advanceDNA: 8:29am On Dec 21, 2021
shevi4mb:
Rub break oil on it.... that's all
Break oil??
As in ...break oil for vehicle....??

Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by advanceDNA: 8:03am On Dec 21, 2021
TClassique:
Good morning wonderful people. I will like to be clarified on this. This POF can be so disturbing. Can someone in the status of a Local Government Chairman or Secretary to the local government or probably a member of state house of reps issue applicants a sponsorship letter in place of POF?
Or are there specified cadre of politicians allowed to do so?
GUIDANCE PLEASE!!!
It’s Likely a No....
What could work is they can help you with state funded scholarship that will cover your tuition and expenses....
This will not be in their personal name or office...it will be in the name of the state or federal government scholarship board.... like PTDF, TET fund, or other official state or federal body funding education
Autos › Re: Crv 2003 Jacking While The Drive Gear Light Is Blinking. by advanceDNA: 7:56pm On Dec 20, 2021
julyb:
Good day all, Kindly assist to ldentify what could be the problem with my car Honda CRV 2003.The vehicle is jacking while in motion.Also the Drive gear light is blinking. Here are the codes shown after scanning the car P0134 and P 1298.The mechanic told me the gear is the problem but l don't want him to tamper with the gear yet that is why l have come to nairaland for your kind assistance. This car is my only hope to move my family around this December. 08179307343
Is the VSA light on on the dash board
Pets › Re: German shepherd Puppy For Sale by advanceDNA: 7:17pm On Dec 20, 2021
Siberian what??
Investment › Re: I Sent 73200 To A Wrong Access Bank Acc Number by advanceDNA: 4:12pm On Dec 20, 2021
Moneyboyz:
I messed up big time today, went to the market to buy material's for a job and sent 73200 to the wrong ACC number.

Called my bank they said refund is subject to the person's consent and that of their bank..
What else can I do to speed up this process.
Go to the bank...If the bank doesn’t help..

Send her another five hundred naira with your phone number has description...

It’s a long shot...
It might not work...
U never can tell, she might call
Investment › Re: I Sent 73200 To A Wrong Access Bank Acc Number by advanceDNA: 4:06pm On Dec 20, 2021
Kuburat is about to have a detty Christmas...
Celebrities › Re: Mompha Spraying Naira Notes On Bobrisky In A Throwback Video by advanceDNA: 2:18pm On Dec 19, 2021
Someone said if you don’t have enough money to get chicken this season, just make sure you get money for data....
Christianity Etc › Re: If I Marry 3 Wives As A Born Again Christian ,will I Still Make Heaven? by advanceDNA: 1:54pm On Dec 19, 2021
Curious345:
most of the prophets you listed here including Jesus never married nor had wives ...

The ones that did marry had 2 or 3
U started by sayin all the prophets married more than one... all I asked was which one....

Now you are dribbling... are u Messi??
Christianity Etc › Re: If I Marry 3 Wives As A Born Again Christian ,will I Still Make Heaven? by advanceDNA: 12:19pm On Dec 19, 2021
Curious345:
but all the prophets in the Bible married more than one wife na ..
All the prophets??

Isaiha??
Jeremiah??
Jonah??
Elijah
Elisha??
Ezra??
Malachi??
Amos??
Which prophet....??
Even if any prophet marry plenty wife like you are wickedly claiming... are you following Jesus or someone else..??
Christianity Etc › Re: If I Marry 3 Wives As A Born Again Christian ,will I Still Make Heaven? by advanceDNA: 11:24am On Dec 19, 2021
Curious345:
Please am betwixt a rock and a hard place .

Your elderly and spiritual advice is needed.

I am seriously considering getting married to a lady ,each year over the next 3 years .

And I intend to have 4 kids with each of them ,making 12 kids in all, and I'll name them according to the 12 tribes of Israel.

Question is that ,will this make God angry ?

Will my name be blotted out of the book of life?

Making heaven is an irreversible pursuit and number 1 goal for me ..

Waiting for your candid advice .. thanks in advance
Jesus’ standard of marriage is : two shall become one...

If you want to join 3 to one and still claim you are a obeying Jesus or the father that sent him....you are in your own..

Free will is man’s greatest strength and problem
Romance › Re: Please Is It By Force To Suck Her Kpekus? I'm Really Confused!! by advanceDNA: 11:21am On Dec 19, 2021
Amebong:
I love Jane very much, and we have been dating for the past one year. We do knack back to back, and they've been no issue.
Few months ago she's started asking me to suck her! I don't like it and it actually irritates me. How can I put my mouth inside there? Let alone drilling nonsense with my mouth.

She's telling me I don't love her else I would have done what she said. I honestly haven't done it before and I don't want to start now.!

Please how do I escape it.? I'm really confused!!
Take it from me, If you are not possessed by an evil spirit, you can chook mouth inside woman vagina and enjoy it....

..if you don’t want to..tell her u are not doing it....don’t let her blackmail you with love..
Family › Re: My Wife Fought My Mum by advanceDNA: 11:15am On Dec 19, 2021
Mariangeles:
Have you considered the fact that your wife might be going or might've gone through postpartum depression, which might've led to that behaviour?

Were she and your mum having problems before your wife got pregnant and had a baby?

N.B. Postpartum depression is not an excuse for bad behaviour, it is real.
Let her pull knife on her own mother too, then we will know she’s truly suffering from depression.....

Nonsense..
Romance › Re: Despite Paying Her 50k Monthly, I Still Have To Buy Almost Everything For Her by advanceDNA: 10:53am On Dec 19, 2021
HardMirror:
and food is taxing abi? Recharge card too is taxing? Lol. Na wa for una o.
U said so....
I ddnt..
Romance › Re: Despite Paying Her 50k Monthly, I Still Have To Buy Almost Everything For Her by advanceDNA: 10:48am On Dec 19, 2021
HardMirror:
lol. Oga I understand you perfectly o. She is not taxing me. Trust me even your wife will enjoy spending your money than spending hers it is sort of natural for them. Ask married people
A woman that loves don’t tax you anyhow....
Take it or leave it
Romance › Re: Despite Paying Her 50k Monthly, I Still Have To Buy Almost Everything For Her by advanceDNA: 10:02am On Dec 19, 2021
HardMirror:
It seems Nigerian girls are indeed created, designed, configured, trained, programmed, predetermined, orientated,... to collect collect and collect.

I started dating this girl and by our standards this girl is as good as they come. She is truly a good girl with good character. I cant be dashing her money, so I asked her to come and work for me. Already had 4 employees but her work experience would be valuable to us and honestly she has been an asset and worth the money i am paying her. But what surprises me is how she still manages to get me to buy food, airtime for her everyday ....

Naija girls.. una matter no be here
A Nigerian girl said it on this forum that they don’t tax the guy they love anyhow...

They know money is hard to find. A woman that bills you for everything is just using you...u people will not listen....she wants to collect as much as she can before you realize u are being deceived
Romance › Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend by advanceDNA: 9:17am On Dec 19, 2021
TicketGreen:
You went on a two weeks vacation because of birthday and your girl is still hungry to collect something from another man while celebrating her birthday?

Op I don't think you went on any 2weeks vacation because of birthday please...
For some people ...Iphone 13 is a better deal than drinks and food and nice time at the beach and hotel..

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