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Politics › Re: Lady Predicted Buhari's Ban On Twitter 6 Years Ago (Photo) by advanceDNA: 10:30am On Jun 05, 2021
Vickym1:
Her prediction was 5.0 odds and it clicked.

The dullard can never disappoint
Lol.....You crazy man....

Travel › Re: Visa For Germany 2021 by advanceDNA: 6:38am On Jun 05, 2021
If you require proof of funds in Germany to show tuition or cost of living... then you’ll likely need a block account.
Romance › Re: What Do U Think Can Make A Girl Feel Sad After Sex by advanceDNA: 8:34pm On Jun 03, 2021
blackboy:
She has just screwed the guyz soul , flesh and destiny spiritually and physically and is feeling sorry for him cause she got feelings for him.

Romance › Re: She asked me to buy pant for her on my way back from work by advanceDNA: 12:29pm On Jun 03, 2021
WeAREallPERV:
So should I buy the undice or not?
How much be undies ...buy undies jarè...woman undies no dey cost..
Romance › Re: She asked me to buy pant for her on my way back from work by advanceDNA: 11:55am On Jun 03, 2021
WeAREallPERV:
No I've not dic* her before
If she’s truly ur neighbor ....trust me, she has a good idea of how big your d!ck is
Romance › Re: She asked me to buy pant for her on my way back from work by advanceDNA: 11:37am On Jun 03, 2021
Are u sure she doesn’t need something like cassava....mayb the pencil is the reason she no gree
Foreign Affairs › Re: Large Iranian Navy Ship Sinks After Catching Fire by advanceDNA:
Righteousness2:
BABA GOD has so many weapons he used to fight stubborn people or Nations.

BABA used lice, darkness, grasshopper, frog, hail ,etc to Shutdown Pharoah and Egypt of old.

BABA turned Nebuchadnezzar to an animal and sent him to the bush to eat grass when he became proud.

When His own people Isreal became stubborn, BABA sent snakes to bite them.
At other times he sends people to Deal with them.

This Iran Ship was Wahala is Clearly BABA GOD'S Handwork. Iran leadership has been barking too much. It's not the first time of having things like this. The more they are stubborn, BABA throws one thing into them.

Let's Fear GOD.
Don’t do that....u don’t have to always pack people’scalamity under the act of God...

If God were that vindictive...we all won’t be here anymore...

Small technical issue ..una go don dey say na God just becos na Iran...

Problem is not exclusive to a set of people...
Politics › Re: Yoruba Muslims Sign Petition Against Oodua Republic by advanceDNA: 2:28am On Jun 03, 2021
alfarouq:
Is that the best you can come up with?
People accused the people agitating for Odua nation of sidelining than and this is the best you can come up with.
Truly, the Muslims in Yoruba land are in danger if this is how most Yorubas will respond to this allegation and need to seat up.
To the average Muslim..shariah comes first..u would rather see Fulani rule over u becos u are both shariah loving than see ur nation develop better than America without shariah...

Look around u...people are tired of Islam because of extreme killing...u guys cannot leave at peace with others without trying to eliminate their free law and force ur own religious laws on others.

Can’t u just be Muslims, worship your God without trying to eliminate others and force your religious laws down their throat..??
Business › Re: Femi Otedola Celebrates His Son, Fewa's Birthday (Photo) by advanceDNA: 12:48pm On Jun 02, 2021
Fasindo:
shocked




Money is good when rightly made.

Some richmen always have who or what they sacrifice to keep their money rolling.

I know an Alhaji who didn't give birth to a male child and also keep on marrying and divorcing, that was his own sacrifice to keep his money rolling. His bumbum was recently exposed by his white girlfriend.

I also know someone from Osun/Lagos who sacrificed his teeth to keep his wealth, his teeth will remain brownish just to keep his wealth.
I know someone from Abia state whom his own mother did the sacrifice for, he recently escaped Kuje prison just because EFCC didn't do their work well
I also know someone whose mother did his sacrifice for by planting a seed of cooked beans at Oba market Benin and saying until the cooked beans grow no one will be able to kill his son, he was recently disgraced from chairmanship of a popular party in one of the African countries.

But I wonder why someone will sacrifice his only son, an apparent heir to his wealth just to keep his wealth.

Politics › Re: Woman Calls Out APC For Using Her Tomato Factory To Score 'political Points' by advanceDNA: 12:11pm On Jun 02, 2021
NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 2
Why did u mention me..I ddnt insult u... if u take my comment as an insult then u must be feeling guilty for selling your nation for cheap money
Travel › Re: Drone Crashes Into Spewing Volcano In Iceland (Photo, Video) by advanceDNA: 12:09pm On Jun 02, 2021
thorpido:
I can imagine the heat coming from the hot lava.
No u can’t imagine it...boiling water is around 100°c....lava is 1300°C...
Celebrities › Re: It's A Shame For A Broke Man To Be Trying To Find Love In Someone Who Is Rich by advanceDNA: 9:06am On Jun 02, 2021
I’m allergic to women like this..their fathers don’t have anything, they don’t have anything but they’ll be going around saying permanently broke men don’t deserve something becos they are broke..

It’s fine for Cinderella to become rich through the prince... sh!t ..scratch that... it fine for Mrs Bill Gates to become a sexually transmitted billionaire.... but a hustling man can’t love a supposed rich woman....orí yín tí dàrú

I spit... once they have a car, can afford 60k wig and pay a couple bills they’ll start forming rich....

dj cupppy wey date davido’s follow-boy seff no proud like this.....

Anyways.no talent, no endorsement deals ..so all na cheap talks to stay relevant..
Politics › Re: Woman Calls Out APC For Using Her Tomato Factory To Score 'political Points' by advanceDNA: 7:17am On Jun 02, 2021
SegFault:
I don't hate you or wish you bad but please come and explain this nonsense since you feel APC are holy soldiers sent from your God to save us from damnation.
U have time calling him...

the guy has no conscience...he sold his country and soul for cheap money...the truth is no longer possible for him to say...

He is just a cheap version of lai mohammed and femi adeshina..
Crime › Re: Mistakenly Sent Airtime To 08074085855... by advanceDNA: 7:45am On Jun 01, 2021
uboma:
Hi,

On Sunday morning, 30/05/2021, I sent airtime to a wrong number. I called back after 20mins to say what happened and requested that he send back the value of the airtime. At first, the recipient, a Yoruba man, feigned not to understand me. He handed over his phone to another guy who spoke English language, this guy said they had not seen the airtime. I told him to check his airtime balance as I did a vtu top-up from my bank. I called again in 5 mins, the guy acknowledged the airtime I sent, when I asked for a refund, he dropped the call on me.

Two hours later, I called but the owner of the phone who spoke to me earlier in Yoruba language, informed me that he was in church at the time. I apologized and hanged up. I called him after some hours, the owner of the phone asked that I send my bank account details. All throughout Sunday, he did not refund me the value of the airtime. I called later but he declined to answer my calls.

I have given up but let everyone know that the user of the following phone number 08074085855 is not honest.
I understand how U feel...also remember that the world hasn’t become an unsafe place....

People have used strange tactics to defraud people.... u might think that he’s just trying to be smart...while he’s just trying to be safe...

Someone around him might tell him... haaa, scammer nii ooooo.... if u use your account to send him money they will wipe all your funds.

All the same ...pele
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Couple Watching Pornography Bad? by advanceDNA:
luvmijeje:
The bolded is the issue. Art is an imitation of life. What arouses me to orgasm cannot be the same as yours. Your job as a man is not to feel or think for a woman the things arouses them. Your job is to listen and watch closely in order to know what arouses a woman.

It's obvious by your response that you don't listen. You have rubbish porn. You have rubbish a critical means of communication. That is how most women will die without experiencing orgasm all because of your fragile ego.
Lol.

..this issue was about u saying men should learn from porn... I on the other hand kept saying porn isn’t good and is only acting’s and couples can please each other easily.orgasim isn’t that hard..

Suddenly u are telling me I have porn and I rubbished a critical means of communication...
Madam...u sound like u have a problem with someone else and your are transferring it to me...

May be u should call him...I’m not the one that cant give u orgasm...
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Couple Watching Pornography Bad? by advanceDNA: 4:46pm On May 30, 2021
luvmijeje:
For most women, orgasm is hard. It is not every man that knows how to pleasure a woman and most women won't talk because of the fragile ego of the man. And for some of us that knows how to talk, the men will still fail to listen.

If you can't talk like me, porn is a good way to communicate to a man that this what you want. If he is not ready to do it, he should get the Bleep off. The greatest injustice in life is not experience an orgasm before leaving this world.
Mayb the reason why you are finding it hard to orgasm is because you have unrealistic expectation from porn...

u feel a man has to lick your pvssy before you orgasm.
a man has to do be there for 2 hours.
or a man has to slap or spank you,
or be a bit violent.... all these standard or style came from porn...orgasm isn’t that hard for both men and women... again.. don’t let porn be your standard... it’s just acting...
Romance › Re: Got A Girl Pregnant But She Wants Abortion! by advanceDNA: 2:01pm On May 30, 2021
Shakkurr:
I recently got a girl pregnant,I told her to keep it that we can work things out but she insist on aborting,I’ve tried to persuade her but all fall on deaf ear,now she is fighting with me course she wants me to get the pill for her,but am scared of getting it course if anything happens after,I don’t want to go to jail.
So u don’t know her parents house or number.

If u truly want her to keep the baby... tell her parents
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Couple Watching Pornography Bad? by advanceDNA: 1:57pm On May 30, 2021
luvmijeje:
grin grin grin Going forward I will mention you people less. But on a serious note Nigeria men should be creative when it comes to sex. Porn is not only for self servicing.
It’s just sex...it’s not that hard to orgasm..
don’t let pornographyy be ur standard
It’s just acting...from start to finish
It create unrealistic expectations...Before u know it..u’ll start seeking extreme pleasure...
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Couple Watching Pornography Bad? by advanceDNA: 12:40pm On May 30, 2021
luvmijeje:
It is very good to watch expecially with someone you enjoyed sex with. You will get to learn different styles and through that spice up your relationship.

When you watch porn you will get to know men who are trying and who are not trying. The reason why people especially men don't want women to watch porn is because they don't want women to know they are robbing them of one of the means of getting closer to God.
Men don’t want women to watch porn...??
Must you look for something to blame men?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Couple Watching Pornography Bad? by advanceDNA: 12:39pm On May 30, 2021
Bola146:
It depends on their choice, most doctors recommend it for those who are not romantic or who doesn't enjoy sex
Which doctors recommend pornographyy??
Romance › Re: Should I Still Continue With This Relationship? I'm really fed up. by advanceDNA: 5:00pm On May 29, 2021
maxwelltony:
Hi guys

Please i really need your sincere advice concerning my relationship, we have been dating for the past two years, but honestly speaking i am not enjoying the relationship, i dont know what is wrong with my man, at times, he would travel for three month without giving me any notice, and throughout that time, his number will be switch off, for the past two years that we have started dating, he has done that for over 5times, and i am getting confuse if i am not in the wrong hand, he wouldnt give me any good excuse and i am getting fed up with him, i dont want to break up with him all because we have gone a long way, but with his attitude, i dont think i can cope again, time is going...

Please i want the whole house to advice me because i dont know how to cope again, he has gone again and dont knw when he will be coming back.
either this story is fake or u are delusional...

how can u be in a relationship with someone that doesn’t call u for 3 months and u are claiming u are dating....

U guys either had casual sex and u are reading meaning to it when he ddnt ask u out

.. u are not his girl friend, u are not even his side chic....u are far from a booty call seff...
Romance › Re: Should I Still Continue With This Relationship? I'm really fed up. by advanceDNA: 4:55pm On May 29, 2021
OsusTroller:
I think you're just wasting your time as a side-chick.

No reasonable guy will leave someone his dating for 3 months without communication and for no good reasons, and expects to come back and be received with opened hands...
She’s not a side chic....men respect their side chics more than this one...

she’s a bootycall that thinks she’s a girlfriend..
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Car Talk › Re: I'll Never Touch Toyota Again by advanceDNA: 4:48pm On May 29, 2021
Just a week ago....?? U don’t mean it...


Hey y’all car gurus in the house....should we tell him..??



I remember my 04 Altima,...
I still ddnt learn... I got a murano...

At some point, I realized it’s the car that was driving me...
Health › Re: Can Condoms Stop All Sexually Transmitted Diseases? by advanceDNA: 7:39am On May 29, 2021
Lalasticlala


Come and see something...
Science/Technology › Re: Who Else Noticed The Size Of The Moon Yesterday? by advanceDNA: 6:41pm On May 28, 2021
Agbegbaorogboye:
Should we start running

Besides, we don't have moon here. Buhari killed it with his incompetence

Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Parents Of Children Convicted Of Cultism Will Be Punished by advanceDNA: 7:21am On May 28, 2021
All our politicians are doing drugs....
Politics › Re: President Buhari And VP Osinbajo Host Students From North East IDP by advanceDNA: 6:32am On May 28, 2021
okefranci:
These are the kinds of leaders who know the true value of the children, happy children's day

Health › Re: Some People Are Unaware That They Are HIV Positive by advanceDNA: 1:59am On May 28, 2021
wallarwallar:
O boy na only u know aunty ur neighbour wey get big breast and married woman wey tied wrapper wey HIV killed.. how u take know na HIV kill them.. Oga u sure say no be HIV go kill u too .

Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is Dating Ezenwa Chika Nerita (Photos) by advanceDNA: 3:24pm On May 27, 2021
[quote author=wwwihy post=102112346]She is just there...not very beautiful... just light in complexion.[/quote]Show us ur picture

Family › Re: Cutting The Connection Between My Wife And Her Male Besty by advanceDNA: 11:25am On May 26, 2021
Casalindal:
You this thing... don’t associate me with yourself
Madam are you sick or something...what gave u the right to insult me for no reason...

How dare u refer to a human being as a thing.. did I even come near ur post... who the hell do U think you are....

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