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Eriokanmi:
Why won't you? Cos you were there with us back then lol. Feeling the heavy lump and the swelling alone would scare you. The breast burst after a month of excruciating pain...substances coming out wete multi coloured. The smell filled everywhere which attracted flies. Gradually the breast returned to its normal size. I still remember that man who said if she's taken to the hospital, she'd die, that he'd treat her. The same man used to fix fractured bones, including those recommended for amputation in hospitals, using herbal and traditional means. He's late now. Those 2 major areas made him popular. People used to come from major cities for healing. He'd heal all of them.

dkidd:
Lol she's obsessed and that is trouble. As a girl have u ever met a guy ur just friendly and close with but he goes about claiming ur his babe? Even says things to u that suggest ur both an item when ur not even dating? Make una dey talk the truth and stop pushing someone into fire. Such girls don't love they possess and can be very dangerous most times

Connected1:
A Coursemate Friend gave me the number of a certain girl about 3 years ago saying that she needed a friend to talk with, so I started getting along with her based on my easy going personality, so at a point she needed finance and myself not giving money anyhow I gave her my goods to sell and take the profit whilst she bring back my capital, she failed at it and I went to take back my goods, after that I bought goods for her to sell based on a business she said her friend told her about, the business failed and I barely got my capital I gave her.


I was doing the best I can for her but then she brought talks about having feelings for me and how she knows I do too but I kept hiding mine, so I shunned her about it, we quarreled and I deleted her phone number & blocked her everywhere, after a very short while, she began using her friends to call me and beg me, I completely ignored everything because i don't have any feelings for her nor am I even interested in sleeping with her when she offered me sex despite saying she was sacred about all that.

Alas I unblocked her when she lost her mum and she wrote me, I felt I needed to assist in consoling her by unblocking and chatting her up, then I offered some financial help too because both her parents are now gone and I told her not to bother me about dating her and focus on offers she receives which she agreed on, she's 29 and I understand time is telling on her.

Then some months got past and everything was going well, then she came again with the love jargon again and began saying how she prayed on the day I gave her money around when she lost her mum, she said she told God that whichever man she knows that sent her money is the one going to marry her and I was the only one who sent money and a huge one at that bla bla bla, I was infuriated and told her I unblocked her because she lost her mum, she kept explaining and I wasn't having any of it, then she agreed and swore not to disturb me about dating or marrying her I recommended she blocked me so that it will help her to forget about me but she never agreed.

We got talking again and living our lives until this week when she brought up issues about dating and marrying her again, how she saw me in her dreams that I was the one, how 2 other guys were asking her out and she prayed to God to know the right one and i suddenly appeared in her dreams, at this point I think I am sick of it and might go mad anytime soon if I continue like this, the reason I haven't blocked her everywhere this time around is because she gave me a job connect which one of her elder brothers was involved in as an exco member and I paid some money like others did only that it was cheaper so I have been hesitant, since it seems the job is about to taking shape and they may start paying this month or next, around 150k -200k for 2 weeks and I intend using it as a side hustle along side my business and normal job.

Please I need your advice, because whilst I have no intentions to date her or have sex out of pity, I can't just let this job opportunity go like that because I feel she may tell her brother to jeopardise the whole thing for me now if I chase her away angrily.

I will appreciate your inputs, regardless of how I feel about it.

BItt:
Can I do BBL on my cheeks?
Hope it will not affect my teeth when I smile

Egoat:
Does he need crowdfunding?
Why does it need to be made public?
You lost a child and the first thing that came to your mind is announcing it on social media.

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To the idiots running mouth in my mentions; if you've never lost someone dearly to you, you perhaps won't understand.
At that point, nothing interests you anymore, not even food which is a necessity let alone social
media. How you are grieving and the major thing on your mind is how to post it on 2go and LinkedIn is what I don't know. You can as well monetize the death.

Bunch of attention seeking retards.

thesicilian:
Tattoos are a turn off for me. In fact once I see tattoos, nose rings, multiple ear piercings, or piercings anywhere other than the ear, it's serious social distancing

Odewaleadesoye:
Why is it very difficult to find a woman who possesses all the qualities listed below?

Or have you been fortunate as a Nigerian man to encounter such a woman?

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8066592/why-it-difficult-get-these

jeromestarks:
Once you see a single lady above 25, you have seen a frustrated individual. A woman single at 30 is a psychiatric patient.
A woman single at 35 is a dead man walking.
A woman single at 40 is a detriment to the society. She has the tendency to kill, kidnap, rape, steal, assassinate, gamble, swindle etc. Avoid such women at all cost. In fact, avoid any single lady above 30.


If you a peaceful lasting happy home that you can return to after work, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman of 18/23 and marry.
Avoid my advice and regret the way many married men are currently regretting their marriage.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Happy women's day

Though they can be annoying

But they remain the sweetest being on earth

And it seems these people are strong

Namaster:
Give someone of your blackness to that nylon. You have it in EXCESSSSS.

Ekakamba:
If you a fan of:

Brand new phone: Itel, Techno, Infinix, and their colleagues.

Foreign used: Low end Samsungs

Nigerian used: No advice

No buy any iPhone of that amount. You will cry.

Omoawoke:
we just enjoy to pretend, do you want us to start posting pictures of ugly people to prove a point (respect to the ugly)
Some people are damn ugly and that is the truth..
Imagine a very short girl, with shapeless body, pot belly and scattered teeth plus big eyeballs and long forehead. Some girls/guys are so ugly that you will be pitying them , like I said, no disrespect intended, we don't have to make fun of them or make them feel less human. And I respect the people that settle for them, but lets call a spade a spade, as much as there are very attractive people, there are extremely ugly people too

Omoawoke:
even your mama see am, she fear.... I am a guy and I can't still figure out how some of my fellow guys settle for ugly girls. Some girls ugly no be small and I always respect the men that took them for who they are. As for me, a girl must be attractive before I can even consider her because I love beauty, there are many pretty girls who are decent and will give rest of mind, why should I shortchange myself and marry an unattractive one?

Auxtan:
People rarely talk about how much thinkering men go through in finding/choosing a life partner.

I'm at that point in my life and is really not an easy thing or decision.

RevolverOcelot:
It's cheaper than some Naija restaurants in UK. They will charge £25, with Guilder and extra meat it's almost £30. If you convert it to naira your hair will turn grey.

mrrandomguy:
https://www.nairaland.com/7131590/addicted-waistbeads

https://www.nairaland.com/7325423/300-item-ladies-use-destroy#116526575

https://www.nairaland.com/7668954/waist-beads-turned-some-nigerian


Lol, I read all of it and can’t stop smiling.
I wear waist beads, I don’t even have sex, so?
It’s for adornment of the waist and also to check weight gain/loss.
Be calming down, not everyone is fetish you know!

mrrandomguy:
I am here to tell you that if your wife or girlfriend is wearing waist beads or waist chain your destiny is in danger.

mariahAngel:
This guy has become so ridiculous that nobody takes him seriously again.

Besides, of what value is your art if nobody draws inspiration from it?

I remember when I'd listen to Ed Sheeran's perfect, I knew there was a song it reminded me of, but I just could not place it, until he and Beyonce performed a fusion of Beyonce's ave Maria and Ed's perfect, then it hit me.

spiSeyi:
Expired Kukunase every woman expires @ 35 the rest nah wash that is why most married men cheat but men become more active as they age gracefully

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

While all of you are focused on Ukraine, Israel, etc

America is about to burn

Yes, your America.

beekind:
I am in my mid 30s, very comfortable and a dual citizen of Nigeria and a first world country.
I decided to relocate back to Nigeria because of starting a family and having my own children.
Since arriving the country and based on my experiences so far, my plans have changed.

I decided to first focus on having children as I found out that the Nigerian society has become almost worse than the west in terms of sexual debauchery.
People have sex for indomine, girls commit abortion without remorse, the worst thing is that no one here uses protection and by the time your average Nigerian girl reaches 30 years old, she has aborted 4 times, slept with almost 100 men and contacted several stds in the process.

What this means is that disciplined men like me are left with these category of girls, worst still is that they come very entitled and empty and can even ruin you with their lifestyle as they are usually impossible to reform.

Solution:
I had to go back to the drawing board and re-evaluated my plan, I have an ex-girlfriend (29 years old) whom I am very close with. She fits the bill in terms of who I want as a life partner but she is a single mother.
So I gave her a choice.

Have 2 children for me, those 2 children will automatically become dual citizens and I might consider marrying you and adopting your child but even if I don't marry you, your 2 children that you have by me will be taken care of and being dual citizens of a developed country they can turn to a blessing for you and your whole family in future.

Now, let me explain, I still love this lady and my decision was premised on how uncertain I am of what my choice will be in the future as such I wanted to be very open from the beginning, but even at this point, I can not guarantee I will marry her but I could depending on what happens in future.

She's going to give me a feedback later and I am quite positive she will take the offer.

If it were you faced with this option, what would you do ?

AImiron:
You dey mind the hypocrite, he even book space on the thread’s first page, I intentionally ignored him cos if I type wetin dey mind Mod fit ban me, Better to ignore him

obembet:
Congratulations to Inter Miami.. they have done very well.

Messi and Ronaldo as been a great to our generation, am blessed to witness it. Imagine 38yrs player play just 26 games and score 20 fantastic goals and stil delivered the league biggest trophy with golden boot, No wonder he was rated greatest of all time, he show up when he needed most.



Messi on his side went to America and prove himself to show the world that he's still as same level as cristiano and co, he delivered them and win trophy with Just.





Believe me, I love this two guys... God as bless them already... No need to pray for them again.

I love Rolando and Messi

Fira09:
Messi played 7 games in the World Cup and won. He came to Inter Miami, played just 7 games and has won a trophy. Ronaldo wears number 7.

Credit : X

IPDGP:
My wedding will be parlor type and strictly by invitation.
Na naming ceremony I plan to spend on lavishly cause na big cow my parent kill for my naming

hansomb:
May this new bank favor me and my family

spagettiluv:
walai
We no dey chest beat at all,only empty barrel make noise .
Wait and see how one emeka from a backward dungeon in abakalike come to compare them with nwewis audio billionaires

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Na wa
Anyway every one got a right to decide his or her sexual orientation


But wetin dey wonder me be say me nor go fit leave the snail like succulent, wet, moist, slipery, soft, juicy, foamin, creamy and slimy pussy of woman for a man ass
The sweet moaning sound a woman makes
alone self whenever you insert your fertile rod into them can't be compared...
Never I will never leave vagina
A vagina feels like a moist, wet, warm satin or silk sliding over my penis. It feels absolutely awesome
Like hot wet magic. I love when the clit swells and especially when I feel her center of gravity enlarging as I massage it.
Warm wet paradise especially if it has fat lips it swallows it so nicely.
Warm smooth with ridges wet and slippery. It gets wetter and wetter.

beekind:
I am a 38 year old Nigerian American citizen dating a 26 year old Nigeria girl.
I grew up in Nigeria but travelled out to the USA when I was 25 years old, I am a citizen now and doing really well for myself.
I met a beautiful and godly Nigerian girl on facebook and we have been dating for some months now we are now thinking of marriage, she is in Nigeria while I am in the USA.

Some weeks ago my dad asked me to do some tests and send to him, (He is a medical doctor), I did them, turns out to be fertility tests and all was perfect.
I just told him about my fiance and my plans to get married in some months time and he said she has to do fertility test before he can agree to the marriage.

This was very shocking for me as he insisted that it is his position, I haven't told my fiance cos I dont know how to and my fiance is scheduled to pay my parents a visit for the first time in Port Harcourt in 2 weeks time.
My fiance is from Delta but lives in Portharcout as my parents while we are from Port harcourt.

My dad has said if I cannot tell her that he will, what do you guys think ?

Honest advise please and admin kindly push to front page for wider advise.

Thanks.

flexyrule:
Nigerians are very wicked people. I repeat, Nigerians are very wicked people.

This was how loan sharks extorted a friend's cousin, till he committed suicide, after paying them over 400% of what he borrowed in less than one month.

This is exactly how they sounded on the extract of the chat the police obtained from his phone.

How can you conveniently tell someone to go and commit suicide?


In 2021, I borrowed one contractor 30 million to complete a project he was executing for the federal government.

Till date, the man is yet to finish paying up. He has executed contracts worth over 1 billion for the FG since I gave him that money, but baba has refused to pay me back my money. Last year alone, he received over 500m as payments for contracts he executed for the government.

Funny part is that, I am not the only one he is owing. He would keep face as if he wants to die, when he wants to borrow from you, once money hits his account, he turn to tiger. This is someone that rolls with the presidency ooooo. He has senators, top government officials as friends.

He blocked me, refused me entry into his office. Reported the case to the police, he went and bribed them, anywhere I take the case to, this man would rather churn out 5 to 10m to settle the authorities than pay me back my money.

I have lost over 2m while trying to recover this money. Everybody that hears my story, will just want to also eat his own part of the cake. 50k, 100k, 200k etc lawyers, so called human rights, police, etc.

When I say Nigerians are wicked, I know exactly what I'm saying.

Nigerians are wicked!

Forget.

JackDaAlienz:
I was a victim of this type of fraud
The only thing that saved me is that I wasn't extorted.

A white milf from Armenia sent me friend request.
Her page looked geniune and legit
She posted pictures of her little son and her family having fun.

Na so I chat with this woman for almost 1 full month. This fine milf was telling me how handsome I am and how she has crush on me.
Like play like play we started sending each other nudes.
God!!! I mumu no be small
I sent many pictures of me naked with standing gbola in different camera angles with my face showing
If I send she go send photo of her huge breast photo of her wet kpomo

Na when she insist that I should do video of me moaning and stroking my cock
Na when I begin suspect fowl play
I began digging online to see if her account is actually real.

Later found out it was scammers
They scammed an Armenian single mother made her fall in love and she sent her nudes to them
They used her profile photos to create new profile and act like it's her original page. So they sent me her nudes which made me send my own nudes to them thinking i was sending it to the Armenia milf.

May God save me ooohhhh
Group of hackers are somewhere with upto 13 of my nudes. I keep praying to God to strike whoever it is
Make my nudes no come go viral online one day.