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Tboy222:
Tobi Amusan should be on the list.

meobizy:
Data isn’t my problem. What I need is fast data. I hate throttling and will pay any amount necessary to avoid it. Better network no dey Naija, na Starlink I dey wait for.

ednut1:
its an iphone. https://helitours.ca/ About 160 Cad after tax

ednut1:
Helicopter tour of downtown Toronto

Bodmum:
bejide edun.

topsyking:
Owner Of Mansion House Swept Away By Flood In Anambra Threatens To Commit Suicide According to FB users in Anambra, the house pictured above was swept by flood this past Thursday. The owner is threatening to commit suicide if Governor Obiano didn’t rescue his family. Very sad! May God comfort this family

http://naijagists.com/photo-owner-of-mansion-swept-away-by-flood-in-anambra-threatens-to-kill-himself/

RikudoSennin:
Ray is a hedgefund manager so he knows things.
The Fed is in big trouble.

Cheers and have a good weekend mate.

sukkot:
hey brother AlphaTaikun wehdone my oga at the top. glad to hear that you are feeling better now. this life na management bros hehe. we manage everything,our health our finances etc etc and with GOD on our side the management will be successful. ahhh it does appear like the uk is falling oooo. was also speaking to a friend in the uk yesterday and he said the place is regressing badly. his gas bill has tripled. there is inflation over there as well as here too sha. oh and happy independence day may we be independent from the scheming of our enemies AMEN . AHHH you are a strong man oooo so you invest in forex ? i cant do that forex thing oooo lol i rather do sports betting bros make you DHL turkey to the boys this independent day oooo the boys remain ever loyal

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/china-deploys-army-ducks-fight-21593068

HonNL:
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RikudoSennin:
It is already happening. China says they need to strengthen their currency, so they are dumping dollars. Others will follow suit.

Russia has shown the world that the dollar is fiat and there is something called commodity based currency in regards to the gas for rubles.

The Fed are damned right now, QT or QE. Either way ends in disaster.

Ray Dalio said WRCs only last 90-100 years. The dollar is due.

RikudoSennin:
Lol the dollar is on a short squeeze at the moment.

The US is squeezing all countries of the dollar. Only country not experiencing this is RUSSIA. Wait till these countries start dumping their treasuries. Read the dollar milk shake to understand what is going on. Crash imminent, depression incoming.

sukkot:
nice one bro. used to be a time when the pound was 1.5 times stronger than the dollar. now they are neck by neck happy fridayyyyyyyyyy

Xiaohei:
Thanks, bruv! I speak Mandarin, Korean and some Japanese. Yes, 15 yrs no be moimoi! I’ve transversed this humongous country; ate some delicious, and weird foods; met some extraordinarily amazing and fantastically friendly people and on the other hand I’ve also had a few unpleasant experiences but all in all the good experiences have been way more than the bad ones.

Speaking of Wode Maya, I’ve known and followed him since his days in China. I saw he got married recently to a Kenyan lady - Miss Trudy! And yes, the Chinese Yuan fell to a new low a few days ago but I’m optimistic the Yuan will rebound soon as I’m sure the government is putting measures to ensure the Yuan stabilizes because a weaker Yuan is inimical to the Chinese economy especially now that parts of the country is still under one form of lockdown or another.



P.S: I dey dinner with some Chinese business people. I don high Baijiu- Chinese rice liquor! Eyes no clear at all.

pocohantas:
Normally na wetin them suppose do o.

https://instagram.com/cheap_household_items?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

People should beware of that page. It has scammed a lot of people.

bigchica:
Try farapark, lakowe lakes golf and country estate. The latter is expensive tho

calberian:
Amen Estate, Mayfair Gardens, Crown Estate There are others and there are some great deals currently on offer.

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PlayerMeji:
At least, if they lose as they would...they won't come out to brand Yoruba as clannish and tribalistic seeing a section of Yoruba still voted for their principal. How many Igbo people are rooting for Tinubu? Almost Zero Infinito... Yet, according to them, they are not TRIBALISTIC... Phew!!

But I know these people, lose or win...YORUBA would be their greatest enemy.

Yoruba will be at the receiving end of the agonies and wails.

After this election, I think we need to give TRIBALISM a new definition...(n) The act of supporting a candidate by one tribe while accusing other tribes of supporting or expressing support for their tribesman...(n) the behavior and attitudes that stem from strong loyalty to one's own tribe or social group..while accusing others or dissuading others from drumming support for their own social group or tribe...




Modified
To all of you quoting me, especially saying Igbos voted for MKO and Obasanjo....Let's remind ourselves of certain truths.

When MKO won the election, was it, not an Igbo man (Arthur Nzeribe) that challenged his results... in fact, MKO only won 3 states out of the seven states in Igboland at that time as they were summed together...Some Igbos had to run from Lagos at that time because of the roles they played in the annulment of the election results.

So don't think you can fool anyone with the popular, Igbos loved MKO massively... At least one would not forget the ignoble role of Daniel Kanu in a hurry.

Now on Obasanjo which every Igbo likes to claim they voted for, the truth is Igbo voted for PDP and not Obasanjo as they claim!

When Abiola died in 1998 with the electoral mandate that was denied him through Francis Arthur Nzeribe, the true Northern Oligarchy knew there was a dire need to pacify the Yoruba people because they lost a national hero in the person of Abiola.

That was what brought Obasanjo into the picture, he ran the primaries against Ekwueme, whom everyone knew was just being used as a theatrical prop in the ploy. The plan was Obasanjo was the bride of the North and that was all! The North will do anything possible to install him as the president!

Prominent Igbos saw that picture and had to easily throw their support behind the PDP's decision so as to be part of the government knowing fully well the role they played in the annulment of Abiola's mandate and wouldn't want to be considered a spanner in the works again.

They knew it was better to be in government than to be in opposition hence their supposed support for Obasanjo which in reality is for PDP, the party in power.

So don't start saying you supported Obasanjo because we knew you supported PDP so as to be in power!

Take Note!
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Johnycastro18:
Some years back I would have normally took such stories written here as been fictitious and a make believe story....

But with my experience in the hand's of one of this daughter's of eve recently, I must admit that they is nothing more evil that this daughters of eve can't do and even worse.

If I begin to narrate my story on how I was betrayed, and what I went through in the hands of this female gender ehnnn....

MODIFIED; for those asking about what happened......

is a rather sad experience, but I would narrate it for the seek of other simp like me in the house...

I was dating this lady Annabel( not real name, *for obvious reason won't use the real name) as far back as 2015 I had plans on marrying her, she was the girl of my dream( or so I taught) she was beautiful and hardworking and what more.. she was from the same place with me, same tribe, whenever she comes over to my side and see the whole room messed up or dirty she would not hesitate to start cleaning,mopping and tidying up the room and surroundings, as well as packing the clothes to the laundry even without mentioning....hmmmm I taught I have finally seen a wife material, alas I never knew what was about to hit me

Trouble however started in 2017 when I began to notice some little changes in her attitude, I asked her what the problem was but she never disclosed anything to me......as time goes on a friend of mine narrated to me how he normally saw my woman Annabel with a strange guy who she normally come with to particular restaurant to eat....but I never believed him, at best I taught it might be a colleague. However I reluctantly confronted her about what my friend said but she denied it. Well I never believed my friend either so I just let her be (foolish me)

we were already talking about marriage making plans for our marriage as of 2017,

however on a certain saturday evening, I received a call from her(Annabel) that she would like to see me, so that we could talk....from the tone of her voice while on call i could sense all was not well, I hurriedly wore my clothes, stop a ride and arrived at her home, she brought two seats which we both sat on.....with both eyes set on her I now asked her What the matter was?, without any warning she gave me a reply that she was PREGNANT,

Well I am not someone who is a proportionist or advocate of abortion, beside it is a taboo in my tradition to carry out abortion.( except you wan die as a man then you are free 2 try it) cheesy,... I told her all this stuff and she agreed to keep it ( first mistake)

Her pregnancy which she claim was mine was barely 3-4weeks or so, when we were togther one certain evening at her house when a call enter into her phone which she refused to pick, I urge her too pick, before she reluctantly pick the call and went outside the room to answer it , I was wondering within me, when did picking her phone and moving outside to answer it began?

Anyway after about 4 or 5 minutes or so....she returned back to the room feeling uncomfortable and she told me that someone was outside the house, that he want to see me , I asked her who is it, but she was feeling uneasy and uncomfortable, well I stood up and followed her outside all thesame

When we came out, there sat a scary looking guy,dark in complexion with Cigarettes at hand and two of his guys( or friend I don't know), when he saw me, he asked me to come seat by his side(my brain was thinking fast at this point) not really knowing what was happening or going on.....I reluctantly went to seat, immediately I sat at his side what first caught my attention was my woman's picture was what he used as his phone profile picture (hmmm)

Nasoh this guy take turn look me, come the ask me say "i know say annabel nah him babe bah?, I answered "No, I don't know"..... he said OK, he now told me that he is her boyfriend her guy and the father of her unborn baby,( immediately i turn and look at her, and she bend her head shamefully ......hmmmm) that he has been receiving information of me coming to her house frequently and he has asked her who I am to her and she told him that I am her colleague at work sad, and that, that was the reason he never took me serious....but of recent he has been suspecting us of dating, he now asked me if I have anything to do with her, if it is true that we are dating and there is something between us,? i was about answering the question when she (Annabel ) tried to interrupt and stop me....without warning this guy just landed her a dirty slap and ask her to keep quiet, that she is a fucki*ng cheat, she have been cheating on him, after all he had done for her, spend all his money on her and so on and so forth, that she don't know who he is, that if she think she can be pregnant with his child and be sleeping around, that he would deal with her and report her to her parents and so n and so forth...........

I ONLY SAT THERE AND BEND MY HEAD TO THE GROUND, LISTENING TO THE TWO OF THEM ARGUE AND TALK, SHE NIETHER DENIED ALL WHAT HE WAS SAYING, SO IT WAS TRUE AFTER ALL .....AT THAT POINT I KNEW IT WAS ALL OVER, I HAVE BEEN USED BY THIS DEVIL INCARNATE THAT CLAIM TO LOVE ME, SHE HAVE BEEN Bleep*ING AROUND, AND THE PREGNANCY WAS NOT MINE EITHER,.... I WAS JUST WONDERING SO ANNABEL OF ALL PEOPLE COULD DO THIS TO ME! I FELT WEAK, COLD AND SICK AT THAT MOMENT, I WISHED IT WAS ALL A DREAM, BUT ALAS IT WAS NOT......

the guy turn and ask me again if It is true that i am dating Annabel?, well having dawn on me that i have been betrayed by this daughter of eve, and looking accross to behold the fierce looking and two scary group of guys he came along with, fearing for my life I looked at him and told him we( I and Annabel ) ARE NOT DATING, we are just office colleague just as she had told him.

Even though he was not satisfied with my response, he warned me sternly to stay away from annabel if I want to live long, with grief in my heart and pains of betrayal, I arose from my seat,trembling greatly,my two legs were shaky and i could barely hold my body frame upright, that was how I left that house for good with the pains of been humiliated, betrayed and stab in the back by this female gender i claim to love.

When I arrived home and lay down on my bed with tears in my eyes, with the feeling of humiliation and grief,I noticed a text message entered my phone.......

i opened the message, and it was from annabel, this daughter of eve again....... In the message ; " She claim to be dissapointed in me for allowing that guy slap and hit her in my presence without defending her, that yes she had an affair with the guy...but she can swear that the pregnancy belongs to me not him, and that she never loved the guy, she only lied to him that the pregnancy is his, so she could eat(chop) his money, since his dad is rich, and when she wanted calling off there friendship with him, he threathened to kill her, she later find out that he is a cul**st that was why she was scared of leaving..... that I should please forgive her and forget about the guy,

WELL I CANNOT BE FOOLED TWICE, I SIMPLY TOLD HER TO Bleep OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE

RikudoSennin:
https://www.nairaland.com/7162746/one-reasons-never-get-married

Men, kindly check out this thread. This thread is an eye opener on how solipsistic women are.

I re-iterate, the woman who will birth my kids will undergo CIA/FBI/KGB security clearance.

Stay Taliban.

ubunja:
college and varsity is just a hoe phase for girls. that first time freedom to be by yourself and do whatever you want is why they're all looking forward to college and the further from home the better.
this side some girls are straight up living with men as they do college. like husband and wife. the guy wakes up goes to work the girl wakes up goes to school. evening they're come back home.
if you're a man and you want this it's not that hard to find a willing girl. a lot of these girls are from far away provinces and their families rarely visit them.

TheSourcerer:
Clearly, you should be thinking:

“How can someone who never exist have a child?”

Well, here is the story…



A Washington family had just had a child when the father decided to take a paternal test. When he got the results back, he was shocked.

He wasn’t the father to his child.

The couple decided that he’ll take a 23andMe test, and the results shocked them even more.

The father was actually the uncle.

This couldn’t make sense, though, since the child was made through Vitro fertilization, and only the father was giving the sperm sample.

What the father learned from this changed his entire perspective on who he was as a person.

The father was a chimera who absorbed his fraternal twin, who also happened to be a male.

Inside, the father’s sperm was 90% himself and 10% his twin brother.

His son only inherited the absorbed brother’s sperm, though.

From this, a man who was never born managed to have a child of his own.

TheSourcerer:
lol , how about you read this story about Fairchild.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Primetime/shes-twin/story%3fid=2315693

Rex123:
You wan buy original Hublot watch for 12k? Why una no get fear of God?

HolyMan12:
https://www.nairaland.com/7357069/close-friend-butchered

Check am out yourself .

Dem butcher her friend.

siofra:
She was butchered alongside Abuja big boy Chop Boii, her boyfriend and some other boys.

They were murdered on Monday. I've been crying since I heard the news. Please if you have any more info on this, please mention me. No one knows why they were murdered.

God I miss my friend.

Fira09:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7356157/chop-boli-three-others-murdered

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