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Kikikikikikiki.

They just cannot leave Jonathan alone for one day. A man who ruled for 5 years, constantly under threat of "soaking monkey & baboon in blood", Boko Haram unleashed on his regime, yet they blame him for 57 years of failure of Nigeria, over 40 years presided over by the same North.

While IBB, OBJ & others sit in their Hilltop Mansions.

USA want to use monkey tactics to bamboozle govt of the day to get what they want. Before you know it, our eye service FG will be following USA to war.

This country needs to scatter. We're simply incompatible. A totally dysfunctional marriage, worse than those funny divorce cases that come up at Igando customary court.

preetymee:
Pardon him abeg.

My dear, only God can really pardon.

The law of the land has to be upheld. God even told us in the Bible to obey law of the land.

However, I'd support commuting his death sentence to life imprisonment, since we humans should not take a life, like the murderer did.

muykem:
hahaha, so is this people that told GEJ not to execute a single reasonable project for 5 years.

So 14 Fed universities, Railway brought back, airports renovations and others were not projects?

Abeg let us be honest a bit. It does not cost much.

After 5 years in power, I see no reason for anybody to complain about power loss. Aso Rock does not belong to one person. Some of most brilliant Nigerians like Pa Awo, Zik of Africa, MKO, Pa Enahoro and many others never even had the chance to rule for just one day.

We should move on from 2015 election.

muykem:
hahaha, so is this people that told GEJ not to execute a single reasonable project for 5 years.

So 14 Fed universities, Railway brought back, airports renovations and others were not projects?

Abeg let us be honest a bit. It does not cost much.

RIP.

Our govt & elite won't talk. Because most have hidden assets there.

Neymessi:
make she go marry.....

Nor mind am.

When she was married to that British Nuttal guy, she was making mouth about how white men are the best, how she can never marry a Nigerian.

The same British guy, as the news came years back, began fvcking her PA.

They are divorced now.

Making mouth as if Bill Clinton, John Major and others who were fvcking about are not white.

GreyLaw:
That guy should get the sack, and then sent to prison if he actually made that statement.

A police officer who views the world through the prism of tribalism and religion. Nonsense!

He might have killed many innocent people already using uniform. Especially if he's based in the South.

This kind of devil incarnate can easily frame up people and shoot them.

That kinda drunk woman is not worth making a scene for. If it is my house, I will just help her pack her baggage and bid her good luck in her endeavours.

If hers I will pack mine & leave.

Problem sorted. That way I will not have to unwittingly be father to another man's baby.

All these urban snakes sef.

Where do they hide to grow this big?

To imagine that these creatures live alongside us without knowing.

This would be dangerous to a little baby crawling around. God forbid.

FunkyMetahuman:
always blaming the facilities and the government never the dummies.
Most hospital death in nigeria are as a result of human errors which everyone just blame on facilities or just call it act of god and don't go further to actually investigate the actual cause of death.

You are not close to these so called doctors or lose someone very close to you to these quack cram and dump graduates that call themselves doctors, if you have, you won't even blame facilities for one minutes.

most of them don't even have human feelings which should be the main reason they wanna become doctors to begin with. just derived so much joy, walking like a million men just because they are doctors ( a prestigious job) not because they give a hoot about the job of people.

Seriously, I don't have problem with doctors generally, just nigerian doctors and nurses.

I gave three reasons among others why things including medicine are not working in Nigeria, but you chose to pick up on one only. Your right but very shallow.
Now let me tell you: a high number of young doctors abroad find out right from medical school that they are mentally or emotionally not cut out for medicine. But is too late by then. Only very few have the guts to quit. Upon completion of mandatory postgrad training, some chose to further train for research, pathology (still called morbid anatomy in 9ja speak) and other stuff that involve less patient contact. A few leave medicine altogether.

Medicine is prestigious everywhere. Maybe more in Nigeria where fewer reliable relatively decent paying jobs are to be had. Or any jobs at all.

Why do doctors get away with whatever impunity you allege they carry out in 9ja? Because the system (Nigerian society) is poor in accountability generally. Is it Nigerian politics that stands out as a beacon of responsibility or integrity? Or the police force, customs, civil service or what?

Hear this: as a teenager, I refused to study medicine in Nigeria despite family pressure. In my teenage mind, I could only associate hospitals with "bringing out a corpse from the mortuary" as was common on weekends then. Even made worse with my dad's frequent story of how his niece (actually old enough to be my mum but she used to live under my dad as a school girl) died in his arms. She was talking one minute and was dead the next. Right there in the hospital. She was a beloved "auntie" of mine. So abroad was it for me.

But I later realised that doctors work hard in 9ja. Do you know how many doctors there are to a patient in Nigeria? How much is healthcare spending per Nigerian citizen in our FG budget? How much is spent on all the teaching hospitals per year in 9ja? Meagre by all standards.

An overworked, underpaid, under-motivated, under-trained & largely demoralised staff cannot be very productive anywhere. Take that to the bank.

GoodMuyis:
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The Heading say FG To Buy 20 Aircraft For Aviation College not Presidential Fleet.

Read before you comment

I wish you can follow your own "wise counsel" and read first before commenting anyhow.

I said why not send planes from the presidential fleet to aviation school? Because APC during campaign said GEJ had to many planes in the fleet that APC govt won't need those planes.

Abeg try and control your zealot Zone-B-ism a little a bit. I know it sharks like Oshogbo weed.

FunkyMetahuman:
Most nigerians doctors are just in for the prestige, they don't know jackshit about the medicine.

Just go to school, cram and dump just like every other nigerian graduate.

I don't blame anyone traveling out of the country for medical attention.

Its better to visit harbalist sometimes than nigerian doctors who only know how to prescribe malaria drugs.

Very wrong.

You can blame poor working conditions, lack of adequate facilities and 9ja factor/culture. All these things affect all facets of a national life too.
9ja factor includes short cuts/not adhering to rules/code of conduct, poor law enforcement, etc.

9ja trained medics do very well abroad. Simply because they know the consequences of flouting rules, working condition are better, adequate working tools are available, etc.

The average 9ja doc has well above average medical knowledge by most standards. You clearly see that when 9ja docs take part in training students & young medics abroad. They are very sound and well-respected by fellow brilliant docs like Indian & Pakistani docs. By Western docs of course too.

Enemyofpeace:
Na wa o, so this woman is now a widower and her sun is now a orphan?

Her moon nko?

Our SW people often hardly look beyond their side when talking about national matters, like Nollywood or politics.

They just added two outsiders to complete the number.

So much about one Nigeria. Not! Only petroleum unity.

BeeBeeOoh:
20 aircrafts

Abeg makai laf small jare


This our FG and "To, Set To, We Will, About To" are like ewa & agoyin.. #Inseparable

Future Tense Presidency (FTP).

What of the presidential fleet they condemned GEJ so much for? That they'd sell them off or use to begin a national airline?

Why have they not donated those planes to the aviation school?

APC still taking crash course in governance after two years. Apprentice years of blame game, policy somersaults and shattered economy.

Dem think say to manage a complex, dysfunctional and disunited country like 9ja dey easy.

coolestchris:
most Muslims I know are peaceful, which type of sect of Islamic practice is this.

this guys are cultists parading as Muslims, my advice is they should put whistle blowing reward of cows as prize for whistle blowing, use the language they understand to defeat them..

or better still promise whistle blowers 7 virgins

Dude let us be honest. The vast majority are honest alright. But a considerable proportion of them are sympathetic to violent groups.

I heard discussions among even Western born & bred ones enjoying the best education money can buy at the time. Most of course will themselves not turn to violence. Many commenting on various online forums commend violent groups. A larger number often never condemn such violent activities when the have the chance to. But are very quick to blame USA/Israel for causing through Palestinian situation and invasion of Muslim countries. That sounds pretty much like a justification in my view.

Fact is that a tiny proportion adhere to a dangerously fanatical & extremist interpretation of their religious book. As we know by now, even just 1% is enough to cause enormous disaster.

RIP to the dead.

iamtewwy:
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Dot for on point?

Ol' girl, who go zoom off go still zoom off after having the cookies.

It really means nothing.

Who is the presidency?

Former SFG knew why he asked that question.

It appears everyone is law onto himself there.

I smell damage limitation.

Just good manners to do so.

Other cultures say "please, S'il vout plait, bittle, etc.

Zombies are very funny people.

Do they want him to say only Tinubu assisted him? Personality cult worship is a very bog problem among many Africans.

Would he be chairman is all the other factions like the North strongly opposed it?

Somethings we appreciate someone who is relatively impartial and recommend him for a position that others who know him also agree to.
If he continues with that impartiality that first endeared him to us and won't do our bidding, then trouble starts.

As national chairman of any party, you have to represent all factions, not just one side, irrespective of how you came in.

baby124:
Number 3-8 are only alive because the parents were looking for 9 and 10. Smh

9 is a girl too.

Ah! The boy came at last.

I can imagine the stress their mother must have been under until the boy came.

firstking01:
Hmmmm, i think the write up is a food for thought for the ladies but op, telling a nigerian girl this is just like coming to say that lionel messi is better than ronaldo which is the blunt truth and far too obvious to argue about...i always tell my female colleagues, until a man pays your bride price still keep your options open...i don't even know were this engagement, dating and courting thing came from sef cos it's not even in the bible....in the olden days if you see a young damsel/virgin(as it's what they used to adress a young girl in the days of our fathers and mothers), you just make enquiry about her parents and before you know you guys are getting married....and most times you are only meant to see each other on an approval by both parents not to talk of having sex, but today the world don spoil.

Girls already know this and many are playing it accordingly.

This year alone, I know 6 girls who have married almost suddenly. Only one of them I even knew had a boyfriend, not even a fiance.

One just plastered her social media wall with marriage pics last Saturday. Her bf pic appeared on her wall just a week ago. Methinks they must have been dating for at least months if not years.

The advice the OP suggests have negative consequences. Like girls keeping several "insurance" side dudes.

To keep them tagging along, she'd grant occasional sexual favours. Maybe once a month or so.

That may contribute to the already high rate of firstborn kids belonging to another man outside. Since she might keep doing it until just before marriage. A baby born 9 months later can belong to anyone.

[quote author=israelmao post=55847859]I wonder what the world would have been without Nigeria![/quotep]

Without jollof rice. Boring.

[quote author=israelmao post=55847859]I wonder what the world would have been without Nigeria![/quotep]

Without jollof rice. Boring.

The guy did not articulate it well but he made some points.
I see nothing wrong with a 23 years old guy dating an 18 years old girl.

Many ladies now consider being a gf as a job that needs to be paid for.

It is now basically the norm. An expectation. A culture. Nobody is corrupting anybody. Social media and society focusing on wealth is doing a brilliant job of that.
But naive one of today will tear eye tomorrow.

GetUmad:
That's a Plymouth Prowler. However, I'm more fascinated with that Pilot beside it. Just love that SUV, got nice aesthetics.

Another Pilot fan spotted. Nice roomy ride.

But I still slightly prefer Toyota Sequoia, though a real fuel guzzler.

I think people are just being sanctimonious.

The most vocal ones are usually more into lurid things in private.

For example, two very conservative countries: Nigeria & Pakistan, have the highest online porn consumers, according to trend watchers.

Is it the cows or pussy cat in these countries that watch online porn?

9ja women also rate very highly in infidelity stakes from studies including one by Durex.

It would not surprise me if married women are among those sending him nude pics.

So let us stop all the hypocrisy.

And those 1961 ladies look way classier & sexier. Amazing really.

We're heading to the garden of "Uneden". Uneden because it is the exact opposite (sin, pride, corruption, etc) of Eden aside the unclothedness.

Alsini6:
like say na only guys day enjoy sex abeg shift ma see nairaland logo

That is the hypocrisy.

Nothing is more disappointing than following a girl for a long time only to find out she's very lazy in bed, still pretending as if she's doing you a favour. After all the rigmarole.

A girl can be playing hard to get while she's shagging other guys steady during that time. In fact that may be the reason she's not even Hot when she meets you for a date. Probably already tired out from romping.