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OP, you should be happy to have such an industrious woman in your life. I think your main problem is insecurity that your lady is doing good.
Sometimes, when a woman does such, it means "i don't trust you that much".
Women have long range thought process while men have short range.
Count your blessings and after she is done, take her out to celebrate.

jp philips: you don't need to repeat it, i heard it the first time. most Nigerian men are useless go to hotels in owerri, ABJ and ph on a good friday nite and tell me if those men don't have wives and kids at home.

it is only the poor one that stays home with their 'wifey'
gone with the wind and beer once they start making some chicken fee

when I read it this morning, I laughed so hard. It was damn too funny.


[quote author=baby_123]yuck. What a nightmare [/quote]

You are welcome.
Rule 1-3
Do not snoop around my room
Must be able to cook spicy snail stew.
No drinking alomo bitter (whatever that is) in the house

coogar: thanks....
what are the house rules?

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awww, oh come on in!!
I have green and black tea and some spicy fish pepper soup for you.

coogar: not good....i'm currently a refugee - UK storm took my roof off. can i come & chill with you for 3 weeks?

Scary date #3: Their potential romantic future became a victim of foul play
“I once went out with a man who passed gas throughout the entire date. When it first occurred, we were sitting in a restaurant; I wasn’t sure if I was just hearing things, or if it was the guy at the next table... but then on the way home, he let one loose in the car — just a little squeak, mind you — but it was all I could do to keep a straight face by that point. I really liked this man, so I decided to give him another chance to redeem himself. Back at my house, we were making out on the couch when — yep, you guessed it — he let another one rip. This time, the smell was so bad, my eyes started tearing up. I told him I was really tired and needed to turn in for the night, walked him to the door and locked it behind him. After that, I then avoided his calls for the next two weeks. He was a great guy, but I just couldn’t get past the stinking foulness of his gas-passing habit.”


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How are you doing

coogar: https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/HBKid/mj-laughing.gif

No it is not normal but randy he-goat will say it is normal.
Don't hide cheating, just don't hide it from ya gal that way she got the option to do the same.
Nobody should have the monopoly of chopping alone.

You guys should be marching in front of his office and also be at capitol hills or else it ends on Nl.

Typical nig egusi soup ingredients:

Egusi
palm oil
maggi
salt
dried fish
tinko
mangala
oxtail
ponmo
stock fish
crayfish
bonga
ugwu
pounded yam

ummm give me a freshly washed bitter leaf soup and semo or plantain amala and stew anyday

Because Big O is stress reliever for the poor.

All is fair during sex and Or.gasm

Not the normal size of her belly. I heard brothers don't discriminate where they shook it when agros catch them.

coogar: she's not pregnant - that's the normal size of her belly. these cheap bloggers would write nonsense to drive traffic. which sane man would penetrate someone else's pregnant wife?

ummmm Erinle looks really loaded below and Esu is so handsome .
Obatala is cool.
I still like the greek gods in Tonga
Nice and very creative.

I hope the poor mama eat well when she was alive.

coogar: each of the obas has about a dozen wives. what do you expect? that's 12 different pots of soup per week & 24 brëasts to feed on.



let me run out of this thread before thunder strikes you dead with your blasphemy.

Wow!! for real?
12 pots of palm oil soup alone = recipe for death.
I hail the obas.

what are you waiting for? send your pilot over, babu dongo turenchi
Nice. I'm sure you like agidi and ewa, ikokore, ila alasepo, gbegiri and hot amala.

Pataki: When are you coming to this side of the world? You are just ignoring my side ehn?

I am half Egba, half Ijebu. My grandmothers are ijebus.....

I heard houses are cheap in Flint and Detroit (Mich). Imagine buying your dream home cheap .
I once visited a college friend who lived in one of the Kodak city while in school . See huge mansion between 35-90k. Nice colonial mansion At some point in history, the Kodak guys lived there, built the homes with Kodak money Past glory.
I envied my friend till I sat down to her stories of gunshot at night and PTSDs.
I met a Somali family who bought a home for 1 dollar. A married guy with 9 children and wifey does not work. He is planning to upgrade. The area is bad but i'm sure to him it is better than Somali.
You must have strong head to live in bad neighborhood. May God help HIS children.

@ Pataki
Are you Ijebu?
I was in ijebu ode sometime ago for my friend's wedding (was one of the bridesmaids), nice. I went to one of the markets there ummm oju mi ri nkon

Love the flashy/colorful dressings here.
But why is the oba/chiefs so huge? Not healthy.

Mass de miyan
Kose de yaji

Ndi ika oge ru ele to emancipate yourselves from cultural slavery and past burden.

Pride goes before a fall. You should have just washed the one blouse. Little thang you know. Don't count on those friends.
Give apology to your uncle and set a goal to start living on your own. 4 years is a long time. Time to grow bros..

NSA is reading
God bless america.

She should find her way, anywhere but home.

the guy is the only one enjoying the whole toilet drama. Imagine all the hard work used in bending down, waist pain, picking up germs, breathing smelling toilet etc women don suffer, kai.

i'm laughing so hard, relocate villagers to city and replace them with giraffe, lions, zebras and hyena lol
not farther from the truth anyway. Yeah name it Green Hills Mountain Resort and see how the Europeans flock in. That name Obudu is scary
I wonder how the security is like at Obudu, any idea?

stewie100: if i were to purchase the ranch i would turn it into disneyland,its a shame black people cannot make use of their thinking faculties. they love celebrating mediocrity ,low standards and too busy yapping without listening,here is what can be done
1. relocate the villagers to city 2. bring in giraffes and zebra 3. Ferris wheel 4. fake snow on the mountain to beautify the scenery 5. build a light railway to transport people there /good road connection.
6. those cottages should be modernized glass cottages.7 six big statues of dinosaurs 8. build a fictitious ghost adventure village with illustrating life size human statues 9. call the ranch an english name like Green Hills Mountain Resort and market it worldwide

Not condom but hope he has done his vasectomy/wifey has clipped it too. They must be educated on clipping and tube tying!!
Condom is 99 % leaving them with 1% possibility of another quad. Clipping/tying is finite!
How can someone help anon?

toshmann: no be wetin dem go chop be this, give them something before you begin pray for them.

wey all those billionaire pastors, make dem helep this dude now o

hope say this man go begin use condoms from now on

Who dey ever chop belleful nowadays? More is better jare.

dayokanu: If it was the girl who said she wanted to see him, Does she also pay the fares?

All these I never chop mentality among naija babes sha.

I must get the round trip ticket to go if it were me o, no austerity in my book.
Not everyone knows how to play the game though.

stillwater: So he knew he cannot afford it and he's berating her to come?

No, she should fund for her trip herself. If he is a good man with head on his shoulder, he will refund her the money when she arrives, like a card with check to cover the trip with "Baby, don't open till you get to Nigeria"

True, one came to visit me during spring break and wanted only soy milk, wheat everything (bread, spaghetti etc), free roam eggs, no pepper in food and many more. Wheat bread is understandable but the demand for wheat spaghetti
She enjoyed herself and planning on visiting again next spring, no more next visit for now.
We should visit with open mind and don't expect anything from your host/hostess.

Amelian: And who knows, maybe they are the type of homes, that eat meals , once a day...especially @ night....lol .....and morning time? .... Of course no food nah.... Just tea would do.... Chinchin sef , na luxury .....then lunch! Oh my God, u go wait....u go taya!....
Oh Lord, some visitors in people's homes are just funny , sha.... Expecting assorted, in someone's home....u never know far!
Do u know how the dynamics in their homes, work?...keep expecting...the economy has made courtesy fly off the windows....

But if I were the one, It's either my home is not available, cos am traveling with my family or sacrifice and make the visitor comfortable small... Not too much..

Chin chin the lady mean gan gan
Puff puff could do not chin chin
Like you said, maybe she was intentionally sending you a message "no come again, I no fit"

Hot Potato: I once went for an interview in Lagos then, and had to stay in my friend's house for 2 nights. The morning of the interview, he left for work very early as usual, only for the wife to come around 10am to ask me if i would take tea with Chin-Chin as breakfast, because she had enough in the fridge. I told her that i don't eat Chin-Chin, and she said ok, that she's going to buy bread for me. I ended up not seeing either the woman or the bread again until i went to tell her by 2pm that i was leaving for the job interview.

next time you are going to her place, go with your wifey.
Temptation don't know prayer.

davrod: Thanks guys for the advise. Over my dead body will I accept her back my only priority remain my 1st son but I can see signs of my baby mama wanting to atleast start intimate relationship with me which am avoiding and am praying to God to help me avoid it for the rest of my life. Nobody is above temptation OR mistake but God willing I will avoid getting intimate with her.