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using long distance call to abuse you then just hung up.
memorize the number and when you see it on your incoming call, don't pick up.

life must be really good with 120k Brazilian hair

olrotimi: jus listen to urself, arent you a pathetic pessimist? 'Economy is bad' we keep crying and people are buying tear rubber cars, small children are using BB Z10, Lumia 925 & galaxy phones, gurls are wearing 120k brasillian hair, more 'common men' otherwise thought to be poor are using BB nw than ever b4 with 1k2 monthly subscription! Look at the brighter side bro, leave ur banana iceland and relocate to main land(reality)

Now your post cracked me up,

ileobatojo: Which mods? It's only certain posters some mods follow around stalking their posts o. There can be nuclear war going on in other threads and they will jejely ignore. They have been insulting themselves for like 6 days straight on the igbo traditional wedding and the mod hasn't branched there yet.

Lmao @ this thread. Oh how have the 'mighty' fallen. Bwahaha!!

Follow your heart but don't start having babies right away.
Going to class with baby isn't too fun. I have seen students placing their baby in the stroller while taking notes/rocking the stroller when baby fuses or leave class.
I have seen some put their baby on empty seat while taking notes

OP dear,

with all you mentioned yet $400 per month?

MyTeenCity: Sometimes the worldview of a person is so skewed its hard to imagine otherwise. When I married I had almost a year of undergrad remaining. We built 3 companies together. He had a personal income of about $250,000 a year. One property of 175 acres. About 16 homes. 1 condo. and nearly 7 accounts. 2 commercial buildings. In the divorce I asked for 6 month's of maintenance at $400 per month.

Interesting thread. Susan Still anyone?
After much ad, I actually sat down to watch that show (the rerun sha).
I cried watching it then. Such a beautiful woman!


The story of Susan Still

On May 8, 2007, millions tuned in to see the story of Susan Still, a mother of three whose husband physically and emotionally abused her throughout their 17-year marriage. Domestic abuse affects 1 out every 4 women in America, but one thing made Susan's story stand out from the rest.

One Sunday afternoon in 2003, Ulner Lee Still, Susan's husband, forced their 13-year-old son to videotape him as he berated and beat his wife for 51 minutes. Susan says her oldest son operated the camera, while her 8-year-old son sat in the room, watching the abuse unfold.

During the first 40 minutes of the video, Susan's husband insults her and threatens her with physical violence. Then, the threats take a terrifying turn. Ulner punches, kicks and slaps his wife repeatedly during the final 10 minutes of the video.

After The Oprah Show aired this shocking footage, operators from The National Domestic Abuse Hotline reported that they received three times the amount of calls they normally receive. Thousands of people also logged on to the message boards to express their horror, shock and sympathy.

Some women even spoke out about their own abuse. In one letter, a mother wrote, "I don't know how to leave. I have a 16-month-old daughter, no money, no education. I don't know what to do."

After speaking with Susan's sons, Oprah says women who stay in abusive relationships for the sake of their children are making the worst mistake of their lives—and their children's lives.

Read more: http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Innocent-Victims-of-Abuse#ixzz2frMIJHOS

Not too typical where are the almajiris and jara kwanus and jara rubers? where are the mai shanu, mai rago?
where are the mai Masa?

don't try it o , dem winches will be roving over your head like something from NASA, you know they can fly from Nig to Dallas.

terrristial power ko, celestial pawa ni.
Whatever rock our boat jare. Imagine packing wedding all the way from Dallas to igboirumole village for say kini?

Dallas Cowgirl: Seriously, I want a proper, well organized Yoruba wedding.

I be proper proud omo Yoruba pelu proper Yoruba tradition ati culture.

Sugbon, na terrestrial power go bring me back to Naija wey dem dey bomb pesin like chicken

thank you, very laughable
Naija culture this and that yet still backward as ever. I don't really see the good thing about it...just some villagers getting a bit rich
or some filling their tummy with tubers of yams and some kini kan kini kans.

lady gogo: [/b] So if I dont go to Igbo-Itoku in Abeokuta for my trad wedding it means i have something to hide. Still laughing o! Why do we like making life difficult for ourselves in Nigeria? If these rites can be carried out where i reside why do i have to go down to the village for it just so i could please some yeye kinsmen?

about time Nig do away with all the freaking culture and live their lives.

That scone head bully took nice things my mom gave me.

One of the meanest Barrack gals around.

Come bully me in real life now and get a bullet, American style

free meals? what's free in western country is not the best
just wait till they start feeding your little ones hard tacos or GM chicken burritos for breakfast.

Kanwulia: Make we chop HOLY NWEJE-COMMUNION ngwa nu o!!!!

even when person no wan laugh
chopping communion lol after confexxion for Fada and do penance.

guys should sit to pee same way they sit to off load.

Peeing while standing splash your waste all around.
But if you must do while standing, use Lysol/Clorox/izal/dettol wipes.

LOL I know!! their Tantalizer is a big rip off.
1,600 naira just to eat chicken thigh and some fatty cole slaw at tantalizer ?
The ironed grilled chicken at KFC isn't that costly.

adconline: What's cheap in Naija.
1 piece of cooked chicken breast/thigh=N1000.00=$6.
In the US, $5.99 gets about 4-5 pieces of chicken breats/thighs
MTN. Recharge card: 10k/wk=$60, by 4 wks=$240 with no unlimited talk/text/data plan
In the US, $80 gets unlimited everything for a month.

So Nigerian prostitutes don't use Kondom? Or Nig guys still like to feel the skin?
Kai!!!! Ba ni de Magana.

Ne ba zin aure mallam ba
ne ba zin aure mallam ba
still rings in my head whenever I remmy my little friends that were given away to some buba de dongo bura mallam.

blind faith, same way native medicine men asked our grandparents for sacrificial goat and fowl only to turn around and use those as dinner for his family.
goat and fowl that you can't eat yourself.
OP, your family should go to the church or pastor's home to collect the car. You guys should go with some awon boyz.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]No need to be irritated jor. 'Pastors' like these always succeed at pulling the wool over the eyes of their 'flock' only because their gullible followers let them. Also makes you wonder what sort of education @OP's niece got from uni.

Some people need to be taught how to use their brains.

Graduate ko, graduate ni. Mtcheew![/quote]

@ manny, good AM
SocS they are taking away from your paycheck is for your future.
The state and federal tax is put into good use (things/amenities we all enjoy are not free even the air in USA is not free, yet we prefer that to polluted air.
Medicare is also put into good use.
If only soc, fed, state and Medicare are taking away from the peanutty naija salary then life would have been a witty bit better in nig for the common man.

manny4life: It's easy to state they earn $10/hr but you did not include taxes (SS, State, Federal, and Medicare), the cost of living vs Nigeria are way different. Nigeria has her own problems and while Nigerian wage is low (peanut), Nigeria does have it good to a certain degree. Please don't envy $10/hr, it's NOTHING.

sniff and inhale, hopefully wifey fed him eggs for breakfast, shebi she is the care taker .

ileobatojo: Yessir! Going right now to go and sniff his butt to make sure he washed it well.... Oga Matthew, where are you?!!

oops!

dayokanu: OP I agree with you

That man maybe he doesnt even change his boxers can you check it and possibly change it for him

Does he bath? You might also need to bath him and wash his smelly balls as well since apparently the wife isnt doing it

Booty, maybe your boss does farming as second job and is Amish? or work at Walmart/Target as folklift operator to buy the best single family home for his family? You never know what their home/plan is.
Maybe making more money is all he cares about not his appearance?.
He might be a strong Christian that is working on his inner self and not outside self?
There are some good points already on the best way to do it. You have a good heart however, temptation is not too far away. Soon boss man may take it to the next level. Just be careful and focus on your work and making money for your own home

Bootylicious: I am glad some1 understands......... d ones that are wise would pick my point and ignore d less important tinss I av said...buh I can't blame most of d women they are guilty of it,they'll spend extra time by d mirror and ignore their husbands and for d men taking d piss it's not my fault u don't have a woman by ur side to correct u wen u were turn boxers around d house... @tpia 1st my boss does strictly polo by ralph and we ain't even in Nigeria so where do I get d bend down select from..most of u just typed to show ure Gud at bashing people guess what i'm not among d type of people u can make feel bad if u don't feel comfy wit my post take a bow or kip hitting ur heads on d wall.. who cares

interesting, you went to that extent of telling your boss to go shave?
sotay accompanied him to salon?
and today you went shopping for a shirt for him
you should write a letter to his madam now since you cared so much
did you report to the chain of command btw?
if I were you, I will just focus of my job and pay check.

Bootylicious: Men will forever b babies and need care. I'm not married,i see some married men leave for work looking unkempt, unshaven beards and co.. it's so pathetic. Using my boss as a case study, he is wealthy buh OMG he comes to work most times looking un cared for and I wonder if his wife saw him leave d house, most times I have to say oga ur beards I Tink u shld shave and I always end up accompanying him 2d salon, some times I hold myself and not talk,den b4 closing hrs i'll ask him 2 shave b4 coming to work 2morrow, d finger nails too long and some times he comes 2 work wit dirty shirt, today I was so disgusted I had to go get him a new shirt and requested he shld change Wat he was wearing cos he'll b having a very important meeting.. on several occasions he even eats out b4 going home to meet his wife and kids,obviously he knows he won't meet food at home and Shez a full time house wife. This is so unfair.. later some women will b. hitting dre heads on d wall saying they have a cheating husband, dis little tins matter.. let ur husband leave d house wit a feeling hez got a wife at home I beggg!!!

Some here are saying 'what about the education he was given'
What about if he went to school with scholarship all through?
Is he still obligated?
Naija ways = infinity and eternal liability.

in this situation, the guy should make sure he marries a working gal, until then, just don't let agro catch
People should have fewer children. 2 or 3 max.

I like your stew. I can see navybeans in there. I love Mistrone and chili.

whiteroses: Well so much ado about stew! Nigerians Can you eat this yucky looking polish traditional soup?? Try something really nutritious today lol

what?
I will tell Slimyem immediately the sperms start swimming to their destination.

slimyem: No, couples shouldn't except they want the pregnancy to be sucked out by wicked and unseen eyes.

When you boil your tomatoes, it reduces acidity.
Acidity can be reduced also by using very riped tomato in your cooking.
My mom don't boil hers unless during Christmas when she buys in bulk.

she is in the US, she can get a PI since he refuses to talk.

igbonla: Somebody need to advise on how to get the guy into a conversation, he clams up and wont talk for a week, she wrote. How then will issues be resolved if the two cannot sit down to iron out the grey stuffs?