₦airaland Forum

True, one came to visit me during spring break and wanted only soy milk, wheat everything (bread, spaghetti etc), free roam eggs, no pepper in food and many more. Wheat bread is understandable but the demand for wheat spaghetti
She enjoyed herself and planning on visiting again next spring, no more next visit for now.
We should visit with open mind and don't expect anything from your host/hostess.

Amelian: And who knows, maybe they are the type of homes, that eat meals , once a day...especially @ night....lol .....and morning time? .... Of course no food nah.... Just tea would do.... Chinchin sef , na luxury .....then lunch! Oh my God, u go wait....u go taya!....
Oh Lord, some visitors in people's homes are just funny , sha.... Expecting assorted, in someone's home....u never know far!
Do u know how the dynamics in their homes, work?...keep expecting...the economy has made courtesy fly off the windows....

But if I were the one, It's either my home is not available, cos am traveling with my family or sacrifice and make the visitor comfortable small... Not too much..

Chin chin the lady mean gan gan
Puff puff could do not chin chin
Like you said, maybe she was intentionally sending you a message "no come again, I no fit"

Hot Potato: I once went for an interview in Lagos then, and had to stay in my friend's house for 2 nights. The morning of the interview, he left for work very early as usual, only for the wife to come around 10am to ask me if i would take tea with Chin-Chin as breakfast, because she had enough in the fridge. I told her that i don't eat Chin-Chin, and she said ok, that she's going to buy bread for me. I ended up not seeing either the woman or the bread again until i went to tell her by 2pm that i was leaving for the job interview.

next time you are going to her place, go with your wifey.
Temptation don't know prayer.

davrod: Thanks guys for the advise. Over my dead body will I accept her back my only priority remain my 1st son but I can see signs of my baby mama wanting to atleast start intimate relationship with me which am avoiding and am praying to God to help me avoid it for the rest of my life. Nobody is above temptation OR mistake but God willing I will avoid getting intimate with her.

all that shoving from her dulop hands . Can't compare blows from those eating naah and chicken masala to that of Akpu or pounded yam eaters.
If na Nigerian woman pound her husband like that, the pain alone go make the guy fight back.

but lions don't do it with huge noise and shaking ground now.
I haven't seen any lion/lioness roaring while at it.

coogar: the neighbour is a goat....he should have told his kids the truth. the kids watch animal planet & see lions having sëx - so what's the big deal? if a neighbour writes such a nonsense letter to me, i would let him have it.

deactivation should come with activation button but anyways....

Afam4eva: If you type a word document and instead of saving it, you close the window, can you undo it?

Naija thing is always One Way.

Bill Gate's Microsoft gave us Do and Undo button , imagine writing a paper without the undo button.

Emotional connection between a guy and a gal is too thin.
complaining and whining to him now, small time na close comfort and then other things follow.
Your husband may be enjoying the whole thing and playing big brother small sister but you guys should watch out.
na small small the thing dey start.

Now I gotta stop complaining about missing meals with my 14 meal plans

Jesus!!!! wow!! I can only say 'my goodness'

Pataki: My God! Why all these upon this country?!

Jonathan is busy repainting airports, while air coffins are flying all over Nigerian airspace.

The education sector is an eyesore. And this same Jonathan calls himself a former lecturer?!

Please you guys should continue posting pictures, they need the exposure. Maybe somewhere someday someone will do something about it.
The media is powerful. You guys stay strong.

One child?? In Nigeria?? dancing Oppan Gangnam style, gangman style

Not when they love to feel the skin and use sex as stress reliever

As Nigerians, we don't shop at foreign thrift stores
Our blackness is enough now .

REALITY101: Very creepy. Why not shop at Goodwill or Salvation Army instead.

please contact me at 800.321.9699
I can help with free divorce paper.
divorce first before further chopping.

such a beautiful woman. RIP

Everything can be diagnosed from blood draw, urine test and xray.
Ask your friend to take his baby to see a doc/pediatrics, he should emphasize on further test (blood/urine test) to find out whatsup with your baby.

I thought Nnta is pet name for little babies, at least that's what I heard my mom calling her little baby.

kenyattamoore: I am good and Thank God that I am alive but I think I might be pregnant,feeling fever but not sure .I hope not

Not sure why you are not on pills even if na secretly you take swallow the pills?
Please go for preg test right away and if not preg, for the remaining time you have there, get yourself started on the pills.
Ms. Moore, you are in my prayers.

Shutdown into the third day huh, they said the person is a woman, that chase started at the White House ummm okay.

humming James Bond's Live and lets die.

When you were young and your heart was an open book,
You used to say live and let live.
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But if this ever-changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry,
Say live and let die!
Live and let die,
Live and let die,
Live and let die.

What does it matter to ya,
When you've got a job to do you gotta do it well,
You gotta give the other fellow hell! John Boehner this is for verse is for you, mad people spring in the beloved country.

You used to say live and let live.
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But if this ever-changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry,
Say live and let die!
Live and let die,
Live and let die,
Live and let die.

ezigbo ndu you need @ Vure.

like someone said marry and if he mess up divorce him. At least you tried.
Make sure no kids in the first one year so you can get to know him better.
You never know/who knows you may end up loving him and he loving you more.
As long as he doesn't have halitosis and is handsome, relax and continue to enjoy the coaster.
Before you know it both of you will be sitting on the swing reminiscing while chewing itaba

Now follow your heart o

@ Pataki
So you are Ijebu, ummm hope you ain't stingy
Bawo ni?

lol @ Nobody

Jidegirl, what happened?

Government shutdown, ummmm (Uwa) Life goes on.
Semper Fi

jennykadry: @ile

You know I hate abuse of any kind, if this girl had dated him for 5 years Without being dependent on him and wants to walk, I will show her the door.....but you cannot chop this man dry for 5 solid years without sex and then decide after he has established you that he is controlling and abusive. Wasn't he controlling when he was handing her out her school fees? Wasn't he controlling when she chose to sit back and let him find a job for her?

Why are these traits of his noticeable now?

True, unless she has started saving to pay him back.
Maybe let him pop the cherry, maybe then he won't have cardiac arrest or go after your head when you vamoose.
girl OP, from all you wrote, I think he is not abusing you, maybe obsessive.. . he may see you as his jewel. the grass isn't too green yonder

Omoge Ibadan ni emi na

Ni badan ni, eeeee ni badan ni won bi wa si o

jidegirl12: Ni Ibadan ijebu ni won bi wa si oh x2

Baba wa pelu won loni ile x2

Ni ijebu ni ehhh ni ijebu ni won bi wa si.

* shaking my makasa* hahaha

thank God for 911
he will sleep in prison for sure . Just pinch, gal will exaggerate it. Climb the top stair and roll down flight of stairs and tell the cops that he pushed you
I heard even with 911 some African here don't make use of it.
some don't want their women to mix with AA saying they put ideas in original afri gal head

babyosisi: It is very annoying and nobody is perfect

There are two things however,I told myself I will not take

1. Physical violence is one
if you call me names,I call you back,thank God I am blessed with a sharp tongue lol
Tell me waka,I give you shege.
Call me ashawo ,I will call your mother and grandmother ashawo kwa
But if you raise your hand and touch me,it is over o
My father is still alive and my father never beat me for one day
Na my brothers wey im beat
My dad is a tough and strict guy but as God is my witness,I never saw him lay a finger on my mother or any female member of the family.
So I will not tolerate any beatings ho ha

2. Cheating.
while I do not have the time to snoop and cannot swear for anybody,I haven't been given any cause to suspect anything.
If you cheat,you better be perfect at hiding it because once I know,it is over.
I have never cheated and have no plans,I will keep my end of the bargain,if you fail in yours,the chord is broken
Simple and short

things I heard:
they are stingy
they love garri
they love to do juju
they are wicked

Tinkybabe: 21st FACT:

Ijebus are STINGY!

welcome to Nigeria, the place where winches fly to US on a broom.

pickabeau1: Thinking it again, this diaboliq of a husband is using excuse to avoid payment

One pikin drop..no problem
Two ... No problem

Na now juju enter for mata when mega money enter the place

I agree, I think he is trying to run away from paying anything. He might not have the money. I thought only rich people come over to give birth? I read on the travel section where most calculate 5000 dollars etc for birthing expensive but forget to add the just-in-case scenarios cost. This should be a lesson to also plan for the unforeseeable.
Hope she is better soon.

imagine that 3 As, that got me stinged!!
Maybe she is talking about our Caucasian brothers
Original afri guys = let me see money before the As

ileobatojo: She may have some good points but I would personally find it extremely hard to take the words of someone who made the above statement seriously. The hell is this bogusness?!

Oh yeah!! a poster bragged about it yesterday.
Lady gogo's is 550K from Peruvian .
Hair is wealth not health.

Sagamite:

Do people actually pay N120K for hair?



Fucktards plenty for Naija.

And people wonder why I can't stop calling people fucktards.

I absolutely hate hearing the opinions of majority of Nigerians. Even the so-called "educated" ones. All they know is unsubstantiated "facts" and superstition. Everything is God and Jesus!

Fck their right to an opinion in my view.

I'm good, and you?
They are about to send me somewhere, but pray for me

coogar: the dude needs to nourish his brain.....




how're you, armygirl?

You should see a Shrink.
Punishment for your own wife? You are not a good material for husband.
A good husband don't go punishing his wife but love her above all things
Now go and get that lady 12 roses, some nice wine and apologize for the insult you just spewed here.

delinb: What will be a good punishment for your wife if she disobey you? Lately my wife has developed habbit of doing what I asked her not to do. Am hot tempered and I have tried my best to control my anger all this while BUT .........

I see the ogbologbos are back . Welcome Sagamite, Coogar and co.

In a country where some people think having 120k naira worth of another human hair is the best thing since KFC and not improved medical care, oh well. Living a short life is the handiwork of the devil and winches.

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why not the stratosphere?
Both of you can do jagulova there.
Chillisauce, TT na oyinbo man o, lot of fun I tell ya with the magic 17 thousand naira.

Chillisauce: 17k can buy some chips, and if he is lucky, he might win good money. Any thing is possible in the casino