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I mean scary talk they pass around. I heard those saying they saw ghost sitting down on the grave on their way to pump lol. As a little kid it scared the daylight out of me lol. It is appointed for man to die once so where did the ghost find white dress to wear ?
Nig and urban legend.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]You're too superstitious.

I'm sure there's a perfect explanation for what you saw on both occasions. Besides, what a child might call a 'monster' might be nothing more than someone dressed in a Halloween mask / outfit.

Cut down on the horror movies



Now that's funny! [/quote]True, remember those stories of ghost wearing white and sitting on a grave. People work hard to keep legend going...

Add diamonds to the list.

Orikinla: I give roses and chocolates.

One was toasting and took a shrub like something and gave it to me
Waka small and troway the dirty thing ogbemi called flower.

Haha, na today. Stilly no the storm must be weathered.
OP grab the bull by the horn, simple!

stillwater: About time I deactivated my account. Thanks to NL for killing my braincells year in year out. Time to retire soon. I don try. WTH!

I laughed so hard
Very funny thread.

Baby mama: He has been wheeled into surgery now
Jehovah I put my trust in you
We have no other God but you
We have no other place to look but up
I call upon the host of angels to keep vigil and watch over daddy m
I come against the spirit of death or debilitation
dad will not die but shall live to declare your glory
because He calls on you out of a grateful heart,you will cause your face to shine upon him
Jehovah I ask that you spare his life and extend his years of good health
From the anesthesia to the blood transfusions to the hands of the operating team,papa I ask for favor from on high
Give us a miracle by way of a successful outcome Lord and I shall come back here to testify of your mighty works
He has already confounded the doctors
Give daddy the miracle of hezekiah oh God and add years to his life
Complete what you have started my Lord and my God and I will be careful to give all glory and honor to you mighty Jehovah
In Jesus mighty name

Amen and amen.

Feraz: Nice thread...here's mine
The 1st picture is my first attempt at cooking stew...

Umm you try well well but oyel catch the egusi.

David, well done. Lol ewoo romaine for nig egusi soup,
Two western vegies i try not to use are romaine and baby spinach.
I only cook egusi when i have native melon or egusi enu ali (sp), onugbu, tinko & magala, some real afri-spinach.

Mr. Solo what do you want to eat?　rice and atarodo stew, beans and fried plantain, fresh fish stew, oxtail and dried fish egusi soup and mortrish pounded yam, crayfish sauce and yam, okra and hot eba, groundnut soup, ofe onugbu, etc let me know.
Your midnight hunger days are so over.

Taking CC you cant use in nigeria with you kinda funny to me. Im sure she got little ones and knew oga leaving the card will help them somehow. Men should stop trying to win argument with their women, i mean just give it to her. Something like babes, mind how you spend or dont empty the card and give it to her just for peace sake. No it is my way mentality as usual.
For peace sake hug and make up and continue your journey. Peace at home and peace in nigeria.
Well uwa di egwu, RIP man.

VivianC,
Remembered you from the abuse thread. It is painful.....
RIP girl.

I hear say nig guys fear clipping pass going to war. So that one is outta the pix.
I will sue any guy who goes behind my back to clip it. I must agree or nada.
Drink more vodka and put laptop on your lap often.

Bad habit and about time you quit it. You will get into a big trouble if you dont stop. One day small argument at home and you will take that your ten percent. Na small small the thing dey take start. Johnny no get memory .

[quote author=Missy_B]Amugen! Arrogantly repping Edo here. [/quote]Arrogantly supporting you
Bodaiye missy B this is omoge by the way.
I love that fruit too same as samia, aya and
dinya.　icall it dusty licky licky.

Singing smoky room.
One wiff and Singing i gat rhythm, i gat rhythm, soma rhythm soma rhythm cool mon one love.

litetias: One love

[ author=Rawdeal]

Weed is a vegetable [/quote]And it is very nice in egusi soup.

OP, what kind of slap was it, the ones that make you see star or loving types.
Hitting is a way of communication in nigeria mama and pickin, husband and wifey, condo and commuter s etc
She learnt from you huh? Anyway joke aside you have to deal with the issue now because it is clear she is the violent type of woman.

Our forefather s marriage lasted long indeed. All those cries in the dark nko, snatching young breasted gals on the way to the river is now being praised by some dudez ummm

Sort of like: mom, kilode bo dia ye...dad fi oje inside my unu

We did the mix so bad my dad laughed over it. We the childen still speak mom tribe more without any mixing.

[quote author=soul_glo]He can speak his language and you speak yoruba to the baby. Children can learn languages easier than adults. You can have that child combining english, yoruba and Esan in one sentence by the time he is 2 [/quote]

[quote author=baby_123]It could be the psychotic drugs they have been pumping her with you know. Or even depression and stress.[/quote]True anything is possible see Dr Mcneill the utah dr that killed his pretty wife after making her do face lift. Anything for money and the other woman they are eyeing.

The man is being mischievous as usual with typical naija guy in nigeria. That woman should show him more craze if only for sleeping with her cousin. Your rambling johnny alone should make you non candidate for governor house.

Kai, Nigerian with dongo turenchi argument . All day long business
OP, let the little one learn English. Teach the child Hausa and Igbo, neutral languages.
I'm still trying to learn Esan.
Aba, e'gwi o

No it is not to brothers. They prefer money and material things.

Fhemmmy: How do you measure a woman that added value to the man while he is trying to make it? just cooking his food and not nagging him alone is an immense contribution.

one big problem in Nigeria setting-marriage/reason why if the man dies they ask madam dearest to leave (with nothing).
madam not adding value, you mean money/material value? I think it is a wrong mindset for men to say they don't value their wife because she didn't add anything of value or contribute to his making it.
What if children are involved? Are children not valuable?

jeffizy: I think donroxy is right. It depends on the nature of both man and woman.
If the woman did not add any value to the man before he 'made it', then I don't think such man will value the wife.
On the flip side, a woman that marries an already successful man can still manage the man's funds judiciously and help him realise his potentials.
So, it is relative.

One less Adam's pikin to worry about

solomon111: okay ma,i don hear o.
*Na wetin carry me come this section sef.
Runs back to politics*

bigheart2013: It’s very disheartening to read daily how Nigerians abroad (especially in the USA & UK) pull each other down. It’s getting to a point, where it’s safer to keep a foreigner as a friend than a fellow Nigerian. News and stories are awash of:

1. Nigerian men sleeping with their friend’s wives when the friend is on travel
2. Spreading false rumors to tarnish a fellow countryman’s image,
3. violent in-fighting in so-called towns meetings/associations
4. Nigerian pastors interfering deeply in private family issues and advising members to divorce their wives
5. Seeking personal vendetta at work to pull a country man down from a high position
6. Excessive vengeance and back-biting amongst our sisters
7. Wives going any length to destroy the career and image of their husbands over minor quarrels (especially some nurses), etc.

Un-heard of before, many Nigerian families abroad now are broken homes, leaving Nigerian kids growing without the love and attention of both parents due to friends-engineered divorces and separations. This is not our culture.

Please I only need matured advice and solutions to chide these shameless adults and to discourage those who are nursing such thoughts now not to join the queue. Our name ‘Nigerians’ is becoming the most hated name on Earth, thanks to us Nigerians. We are not the poorest nation in Africa, so why don’t other Africans behave like this?

Well OP, you should be more worried about issue plaguing NIN.
We have functioning Social services.
So what is 'awa culture'? Married or I kwench?
Yankuri, leave matter for Matha in 2013.

Madam, you are a nice person. No you are not the cause. It is his destiny.
I think it is guilty conscience that is bugging your ex. The cause of his shortcomings in life has nothing to do with you.
Efe already said everything there is to say. Stay close to your husband and if possible, make the meeting with pastor the last time you guys will cross path.

Dorm life sucks and pulling alarm is so common here.
They know it's cold/snowy. All we feel like doing is sleep and just when we hit REM, alarm!!!
then RA comes banging on doors asking you to wake up and leave. Glad he is doing fine, phew!! A fly over the cocku nest.
NYU should do what mine is doing

why are they charging US $$
very annoying.
I was in Nigeria and stayed in one of their hotels in Lagos, they wanted me to pay in dollars.
I was like wth? Ended up paying in dollars

ummmm, listen to them and take her back.
are you sure he hasn't eaten eve's apple already.

peggykorol: My marriage is not the worst trust me
Am trying to work on my marriage as people advised rather than opt for divorce/separation
Now the koko of the story
I have a niece(not really tho) living with me.very nice pretty girl.endowned with good body curvature.am a very pretty lady on my own too,not just saying it to make myself happy but their is a history to back it up.
For like a month now I really wasn't too happy so I have lost weight.my cousins,friends have been asking if I was sick.my hubby hasn't really been around for like 4 weeks.so he came didn't even tell me about my weight but just started saying stuffs like,fixing a hair or applying makeup doesn't really make a woman beautiful(I just fixed my hair).i really didn't get what he was saying initially.so he said looking healthy makes a woman pretty.that am so slim now,no more hips and that my niece even thou she is on low cut(that is not making her hair)is very healthy and far more pretty than me.he said all these in front of her
Now they way he stares at her is becoming scary
One morning I was preparing my daughter for school,my niece was getting ready for school too.i saw my hubby in her room just standing(looking like he was lost)immediately he saw me he told my niece hope you have eaten go and eat,and I said by 6 am?
He was just behaving like a virgin who just saw a VG
Looks at her backside and when he sees me he pretends like he wasn't looking
People said I should take her back to her parents
But she hasn't done anything wrong and she is a good girl too.we have a good relationship
So is this a threat to my marriage or what

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