₦airaland Forum

Merry Christmas ya all.

Dayo is having dreams already looking at the chick's pix.

Making brown Rice ala perigoat meat.

I am naturally hairy. Looks nice on me. I dont have shave, not necessary.

Girl be yourself.

Repentant ra.pist?

Andy where are thou?

The headache of step this step that in nigeria setting is even worst.

jeffizy: Sometimes, when a horse throws you down, you get yourself up and climb it again.
But when it throws you off and leaves you in a desert all by yourself , what do you do?

I think such a man is a weak person. Sorry about that. If so early in life he can walk out on you and a child, what will happen when he marries you, makes a train-long number of babies with you and he runs off again?

I believe in second chances but since you already said you don't feel any affection for him anymore, I don't think you should force yourself.
Avoid the head-ache.

Not necessary bathing twice, it dries up natural body oil.
Once a day is enough esp at night.

peggykorol: Bath kids just once a day
Oluwa is involved
Go get urself a help jare
Dusty environment ko
No wonder some kids smell then u begin to wonder

I still do not understand the trans atlantic thing. So many ladies around yet they hop back to bring village brides only to complain the ladies changed after creossing border? Ummmm what do you expect, people grow you know.
OP broken family is not the answer.

ileobatojo: The outcome of transatlantic slave trade marriage...

Rotfl @ Xmas plans. May Christ forgive you....

Oh mine
As my mom would say 'just imagine'
LMAO

frostbyte: When I get to Nigeria for Xmas, depending on where she makes the first wrong statement, that will make her cup overflow. Hopefully at the airport. Cos her mouth is faster now. I am going to give this woman a beating of her life that I couldn't do in America. I have absorbed enough, she used to be nice and respectful till I brought her to the state as wife. I sure will get away with the brutality easy in Naija than this place. I will seize her greencard and return to the states quietly.

Crock is good for chili, meat sauce things, hefty meaty pot roast and other western food. In nig setting i wonder if it will be useful in cooking ogbono, egusi, bitter leaf soup etc that naijaians like. Unless one is talking abt using it to cook your meat/ponmo/oxtail/bokoto etc (one stage in nig cooking) while at work. I recently got two fancy crocks as a gift and yet to open them. I like my fav resturant pot roast and chili anyway.

Husband and wifey should play their part and help each other at home. When they do, there will be no need for little kids working from dusk to dawn.

coogar: .......but it's 100% perfect for the wife to rain abuses on her husband in front of her kids in public?

Were you there analyst coogar, i thought the OP said they were both arguing.

Nice thread

What he did was wrong, you dont want to hit/beat a woman in front of your kids or in public. Our world is already messed up with every kind of violence, sigh.
The best thing is to park till you both cool off 'woman can i go on now' kind of thing. What was he trying to teaching his kids, that you beat a woman to shut her up? Ummmm

Let me go sleep first

dayokanu: When you see what lies beneath some push up bras its like bathroom slippers.

Honestly I have been with a girl that after removing the chest padding what was left was a flat chest with thick black nipples

The kind of booby pikin would even reject and point at armyofone's

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Abeg, explain the bolded further... [/quote]He said If the thing no fit stand now.
He does not want up fall up fall kin.

I was at the bar beach once sigh . . . I was just bored and took a walk to the far end and saw the body of a big guy who was burnt to death and vultures were doing their thing. I ran and refused to touch the water. I still wonder who are the people who did it and why at the beach.
Who swims there by the way?

repogirl: I had no clue until now that public executions were carried out at the bar beach..... Kind of barbaric, and makes the beach seem kind of eerie for me now.

Such an over fed bunch of men in uniform.

Do they work out?

The one in front walked like he just got done eating with Anthony Bourdain and Andrew Zimmern.
R.I.P Mandela

Solemn and in deep thought of Vanity of life, apartheid and slavery of time gone by. Something like that could make your look different or maybe hubby POTUS and madam had little argument on the way to the funeral.

R.I.P girl!

R.I.P Ikenna. What a painful experience for his family
A lesson: Dont do face to face business in america. Sell your stuff on amazon. Less profit but much safe.

This is serious, like the one i read this morning abt his gf not wanting him to suckle, oh goodness i just went back to sleep, it must be a bad dream. sampling all over the land of Babel.

passionate88: All I know is practice makes perfect. I might need to practice alot, and which girl will patiently teach someone hw to do it?.

So cute!
Congrat to you and your wife.

apoti: I'm now a proud father

Cracker and chicken soup not akpu/eba/poundo in ICU

tellwisdom: Your Dad is eating biscuit?? ...You knw sabi cook??

Buba would have been better. Hollywood Oscar night dress is not for everyone,
Not so cool dress.

https://www.nairaland.com/1541775/alleged-pepper-thief-stripped-tortured

The lady maybe married to one of the guys who tortured two poor women for something you cant write about -Pepper-
Watch the video and tell us why the poor woman should not be scared of her life

I'd like to try your recipe. Please 500g equal how many cups ?

Niajababe, thank you.
So you still dey around

Please Nigerians, who posted the video clip? At least how can we reach the ladies? Dont let it go!!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]You lot need to stop sniffing snuff and guzzling kai-kai!

Chilli and YPP are the ring-leaders here...stop encouraging folks with una 'real' stories [/quote]At least yellow ended hers with reality
Chilli actually saw one that made her head huge.
Next time get egg white ready.

kulyie: nigeria doesnt have the legal framework/institutional system to trace them and these ladies obviously dont look like people who have the financial and human back up like cynthia omo military personnel to further this cause

If only they can speak out too maybe people here can help them.
Just too sad.

[quote author=Just_follow_it]The man is just too good.Saworoide, Agogo ewo, Thunderbolt, The narrow path, Maami and Abeni you can't stop watching any of them. Kudos to him[/quote]Please Just follow, where can i watch the movies you listed above?

kulyie: I showed one of my friends who happens to be a lawyer,he said so far as their faces were not shown,it is very likely those beasts will get away with it but if it was in developed societies they can use the voice detectors and other means to trace them and they will be trated accordingly,he said but here even if their faces were shown,they will move to another state to avoid arrest/prosecution and come back to their base when the issue has died down.

However, for the time being you can contact these chairmen so that whoever can forward it to the right channel will do so.definetly ejigbo lcda chairmans phone number will be fished out tomorrow.ill get it out from my system

alimosho/akowonjo- name of chairman-adekunle israel-o8023136375
agege/sango chairman abdulkareem jubril -08023155134

Well done.
What a country!

Not so sure what Nigeria leaders, women organizations, NGOs etc are doing on a daily basis. Why are beauty queens not making issues as this one their platform ? They should all be going around the country speaking out against jungle justice. Sigh
I just cant watch it.

No they should not but live in face me i face you while wifey make meals in your butt face my soup my butt face your soup. Dont complain of farts when it starts raining down.