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Family › Re: Delaying Marriage Due To Family Responsibilities by armyofone(m): 10:15pm On Sep 11, 2013
Some here are saying 'what about the education he was given'
What about if he went to school with scholarship all through?
Is he still obligated?
Naija ways = infinity and eternal liability.

in this situation, the guy should make sure he marries a working gal, until then, just don't let agro catch grin
People should have fewer children. 2 or 3 max.
Food › Re: Why Do Nigerians Cook Their Stew So Much? by armyofone(m): 12:30am On Sep 11, 2013
I like your stew. I can see navybeans in there. I love Mistrone and chili.

whiteroses: Well so much ado about stew! Nigerians Can you eat this yucky looking polish traditional soup?? Try something really nutritious today tongue lol
Family › Re: Should Couples Announce To Family & Friends When The Wife Gets Pregnant? by armyofone(m): 12:26am On Sep 11, 2013
what? grin grin grin
I will tell Slimyem immediately the sperms start swimming to their destination.

slimyem: No, couples shouldn't except they want the pregnancy to be sucked out by wicked and unseen eyes. cool
Food › Re: Why Do Nigerians Cook Their Stew So Much? by armyofone(m):
When you boil your tomatoes, it reduces acidity.
Acidity can be reduced also by using very riped tomato in your cooking.
My mom don't boil hers unless during Christmas when she buys in bulk.
Family › Re: Caught Red Handed! by armyofone(m): 7:20pm On Sep 10, 2013
she is in the US, she can get a PI since he refuses to talk.

igbonla: Somebody need to advise on how to get the guy into a conversation, he clams up and wont talk for a week, she wrote. How then will issues be resolved if the two cannot sit down to iron out the grey stuffs?
Family › Re: Caught Red Handed! by armyofone(m): 7:13pm On Sep 10, 2013
You should have responded ''how would you feel if I do the same thing to or with a guy?
Up front, tell him I don't like you taking another woman out to dinner. Are you having an affair? because I have noticed how you have been more private. If he says no but it was a business dinner let it be and just watch out.
Get a private investigator and work behind the scene grin

Have you watched lifetime movie "when husband cheats" after several tell tale signs such as coming home late, not making love with her like before, fancy earrings in the car, some unexplained expenses etc she drilled a hole in their hotel room and filmed them grin grin grin.


jazzyme: It is true you don't know that whole story. I have asked him and he feels that nothing is wrong with a married man getting a call from a single lady to take her dinner. Is he her husband? Why does she even has his number and feel comfortable enough to call him, (A MARRIED MAN) to come to her rescue? Why not call her family members? Wrong is wrong and he would not appreciate me being called away by another man to meet his needs. I didn't assume, I asked and he admitted it!
Nairaland General › Re: 16 Surreal Places Found On Earth by armyofone(m): 5:36am On Sep 10, 2013
Quiet captivating, the wonders of our planet.

I read about the Waves recently, people died there from missing their way.
I can see myself just sitting somewhere in the Wave eating some nice suya and day dreaming.
Family › Re: *Have You Seen 5-yr-old Oluwaseun Ogungbemile* by armyofone(m): 2:20am On Sep 10, 2013
my question is: as big as their RCCG is, they don't have child care or children ministry for worshippers? then why should people go there?
if you have a child, having a place for your kids should be the top reason to select/go to a particular church.
Family › Re: How Do You Treat Your Househelp/maid? by armyofone(m): 5:15pm On Sep 09, 2013
Most are just plain lazy or doing thick madam. Little kids to help them do dish? How many food do you eat?

Pataki: I totally hate the concept of house helps or house maids. It is plainly wrong and evil especially within the Nigerian context.
Family › Re: How Do You Treat Your Househelp/maid? by armyofone(m): 5:12pm On Sep 09, 2013
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If so my advice is, no matter the degree of strife/stagnation causing poverty in your life - please and please never exchange your parental responsibility for your child on a Nigerian Slave Master - they are not good at treating a child that's not theirs same way they would with their own children. Let people serve themselves, wash their own clothes, cook their own meals, do their own school runs etc. Let them serve themselves until they learn how to treat a fellow human being with a human face. angry
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I so much hate the idea also. I grew up in a family of DIY.
Nigerian should stop using little kids. If you must use someone, get a professional help.
Family › Re: Cinderella Might Not Be Suitable For Kids Bed Time Stories by armyofone(m): 9:35pm On Sep 08, 2013
I love Disney channel Cinderella movie, the one with Drew Barrymore.
I think it is not suitable too.
Family › Re: X by armyofone(m): 6:08pm On Sep 08, 2013
grin grin laughing in twilight zone voice echoing hahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

ileobatojo: huh huh



Someone help me, I must have landed in the twilight zone or something.
Family › Re: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband Over Sex by armyofone(m): 3:24pm On Sep 08, 2013
imagine how rich he would have been if such energy was channeled into making money.
this is why poverty will be hard to eradicate in Nigeria. Six women, each with 2 or 3 children, go figure.
I think sex gives the poor man the ability to feel good about their financial short coming.
Family › Re: How Many Naira Would Be A Good 'gift' For A Nigerian Friend? by armyofone(m): 11:55pm On Sep 07, 2013
agent? damn very serious and migraine ish than I thought.
No need for agent.
Go to WU, send the money, text them the secret question and ans and then the number to claim the money. They go to a bank with ID/passport to redeem the money.
This one wey you dey so, na long thing and at the end, your recipient will take home 20 dollars.
be careful of the online thingy.
Family › Re: X by armyofone(m): 11:46pm On Sep 07, 2013
guitar chic, he loves you so no vex if you come across this thread.
Now put her on monthly salary with some kwe kwe change jare. Nothing do you grin


He is in love, leave him alone. No be him say make you no know what real love and falling in love is all about grin.
Singing Alicia's I keep on falling....in and out of love with you grin

BoboYekini: Niggur been pucci-whipped even WITHOUT tha pucci?!! shocked shiiieeet.
Family › Re: Please Help, How Can I Make My Baby Do This? by armyofone(m): 10:56pm On Sep 07, 2013
Yes it was on Yahoo hahahaha, funny. It was on yahoo front page yesterday and I read the whole article and the comments added.
I wanted to ask the OP to post the 3 pictures of the kids just like it was on yahoo yesterday because they were just funny. The pic here of the baby doing karate with Legos was my fav of the 3 and the first picture in the writer's article.

ileobatojo: Saw it on yahoo? Lol! So the OP was just having a laugh ehn? grin

Eeya, OP pele, unfortunately your thread did not get to front page before the secret was revealed. If it had reached FP, you would have had enough nitwits telling you all manners of ways to train your baby to do this and the ones that would be thanking God for miraculous motor skills in a young toddler!! grin grin Enough laughs for a lifetime!
Family › Re: Please Help, How Can I Make My Baby Do This? by armyofone(m): 9:08pm On Sep 07, 2013
lol I saw it yesterday on yahoo. There were about 3 different pictures and really funny.
Family › Re: How Many Naira Would Be A Good 'gift' For A Nigerian Friend? by armyofone(m): 9:06pm On Sep 07, 2013
Go with 130 dollars to WU office. Tell them you are sending 100 dollars to Hauwa grin. They will tell you the fee/charge which is about 20 0r 22 dollars.
You understand?

TrickofTech: Ahhhhh. You are kidding me! So they will deduct the $20 from the recipient? Or forward it to me?
Family › Re: How Many Naira Would Be A Good 'gift' For A Nigerian Friend? by armyofone(m): 8:24pm On Sep 07, 2013
well then, 100 dollar is it.
that's like 16,000 naira.

TrickofTech: That would be great...but I am not rich myself, I too am trying to find work. It is a birthday...that I am trying to make extra special. It is a gift. I wish I could afford that much, to be honest I can only really afford around $100 dollars, although I am sure they will appreciate this.

I could have sent nothing. They did not ask me for the money. I remembered that they had mentioned the birthday to me when I was out in Naija...and after arriving home, I thought it would be nice to send a little.
Family › Re: How Many Naira Would Be A Good 'gift' For A Nigerian Friend? by armyofone(m): 8:01pm On Sep 07, 2013
if you are rich, send them between 500-1000 dollars/Pounds.
Make them really happy.
If not financially strong, 150-200 is ok

Be blessed.
Nairaland General › Re: Take This Personality Test by armyofone(m): 5:05am On Sep 07, 2013
Out of curiosity, I clicked on each and can only say whao!

Pix 1: Romantic Dreamy Emotional
Pix 2: Peaceful Discreet Non-Aggressive
Pix 3: Introspective Sensitive Reflective
Family › Re: Pls Help,my Maid Has Turned Into A Lesbian.how Do I Handle This? by armyofone(m):
Instead of helping this little girl, you and your wife asked her to do it. What? You both got dirty mindset.
Your penance is to send the girl home to her parents and continue paying her a token. You just watched free dirty act on a little child, you a whole father of 2? Goodness, this is why I love American Justice.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan & Patience At Jomo Kenyatta Airport by armyofone(m): 2:43pm On Sep 06, 2013
Why can't this woman dress nice and professional outside Nig for once one good day?

Black scarf? Slipper? shocked

why not stilettos eh Jisos onye ebere?
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Female Hairstyle In The Sixties by armyofone(m): 5:03am On Sep 06, 2013
Looks good but must be really painful having those stuff on one's head.
I love my Senegalese twist above all.
Family › Re: Nigerian Women: Do You Bring Money To The Table? by armyofone(m): 12:57am On Sep 06, 2013
is ya lady sending you to the cleaners? grin grin eh OP 2Buff grin

stop eyeing her purse, man up and bring home huge bacon. You think to be a man is a day job? Common play the hefty role Adam bequeath unto thee.
Family › Re: Ever Worn The Same Dress With A Stranger To An Event? by armyofone(m): 5:23am On Sep 05, 2013
never happened to me. i'm almost always in Jeans anyway.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Wins Backing From Key Congressmen For Strike In Syria by armyofone(m): 10:18pm On Sep 04, 2013
Send me send me Lord
Wherever you send me, I will go
Yonder or here, I will follow you all the way
Walk with you, day by day
I will go with bible and missile oh oh
singing on....

God bless our Troops
Faithful till the end
SemperFI
Politics › Re: What Happened To Tinapa? by armyofone(m): 4:40pm On Sep 04, 2013
Anyone can go to six flags maybe Disneyland (yeah on CC grin).
Not everyone can go to Tinapa. Tinapa is for only the rich, sadly the rich people prefer to go to six flags in New Orleans even with hurricane Tinapa around.
God bless my America
Semper FI
Family › Re: After Getting Married, What Did You Stop Doing? by armyofone(m): 12:33am On Sep 04, 2013
Solution:
Get a lynon full of ata rodo or habaneros, wash and blend till smooth.
Add a tit bit of oil in sauce pan and fry the pepper (add salt or knorr) for some minutes. Pour into a storage plastic and put in fridge. Cook your normal stew without pepper for family etc. Add your 'only' pepper sauce to your own meals. Very delish cheesy

[quote author=damiso]My love for over the top spicy (peppery) food cos my husband cant tolerate pepper and I got tired of making two stews.
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