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Now i'm so scared to apply for Nigerian jobs.
This is really serious.

Just have something to spare no matter how small, might be enough for garri and peanut. A man twice your age asking for something in the bank may be in his lowest.

Langley AF, VA - NYC
Longest trip this year and my butt is still hurting. I didn't drive just gisting yet it hurts

that wasn't your initial reply
anyway make I go hit my sack bo.

mascot87:

I will not tell the child until the child is older say 18/20.
i think when you tell them early, they feel certain things you do were done because you are not their biological mom/parents.

damn it .

mascot87: one more thing,when your girl child attains the age of 7-8,carryout virginity test on her every six month and let her know how disappointed you will be if she losses her virginity for any reason other than marriage.

in some part of the north, I heard they use something on baby girl's to widen it for potential suitor.
Life of a gal is uphill battle.

coughing, coughing, coughing

@ RR
No need wailing around the bush now . Tell it hooah, in essence: Be a working wifey and don't stay at home offering me food, sex and children.

Please permit me to quote and laugh

[quote author=tpia@]why would his thing last when a supposedly gentle churchy girl morphed into an ungentle unchurchy female without warning? [/quote]

so true.
I saw one once, doggie suit with leash. I was like

Royal Roy: Hahaha....Aunty....no be those kain Naija maid she dey talk about o.......haven't u seen hot French maid outfits??

I guess a pair of "pantyhoes" & high heels in bed will do some trick for me!!

it is not oshi, but really a good way to have fun with your babe.
cop and cheerleader ones

Thankful for everything.
Thankful for the snails mom sent arrived.

Now this is so funny lol . I will do the same too, get an electric or battery powered one, the xxl size, once he is done, I will charge in his presence.

[quote author=baby_123]The guy just doesnt care. He is after his own satisfaction. Maybe you let him escape with such an attitude while dating. You didnt want him to feel you were too exposed or an ashewo. I tell you, buy a vibe that sounds like a generator. when he finishes, turn on your vibe. Walahi, he will be suffering in that sleep. [/quote]

I pray and hope she is found.

People with little children should not go to event where they don't have childcare/security for participants.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Women are fragile, delicate creatures who need to be handled with much love, care and attention.

Our needs are great and need to be catered for, especially as we carry the weight of the world on our not-too-strong shoulders. It's only right that a man in the situation described by @OP should either give his entire pay packet to wifey to manage or, he gives her a very good slice of it for her personal upkeep and maintenance. That's what her allowance is meant for.

Culled from Mbegke feminist view. Ibid.[/quote]well put

Nothing wrong in giving your lady something. I don't like atorojes

hey babes, I love that oprah croc shoe and bag (writing excess check to cover the price and change ). I'd love to see them on ya. Na bad thing be that?

very and it is sad if they are still like that even with our level of awareness. Nothing like idol food, evil forest food etc. When someone eats and drop dead, that person either has undiagnosed ailment or some reaction to something that was used to cook the food.

naijababe: Nigeria is truly and royally fvcked for sure. People are proudly saying they throw out food given in the spirit of celebration and neighbourliness! SMH!!!

I hope these people do not eat at parties sha because party food could just easily be laced with poison or juju as well

lol, he never gave it a thought then that maybe mama ate the food and left the goat leg to scare them? or mama replaced the whole food with goat leg to frighten them? That's fear factor lol. It really worked on you the children and many of us

Lilimax: what is the title of this movie

Shower them with money and you are all good. Don't forget to buy the cow, goat and turkey plus XXL bag of rice for christmas. They won't remmy nada.

youngalex: i just don't know why a mother will mount an undue pressure on her daughter to get married... Dis is becoming unbeareable as she is insisting she comes back with a man dis xmas for introduction....what can she do? Presently she is not in any relationship as the b/f travelled overseas an ended their 3 years r/ship...and she is 34

I wonder how it's gonna be like having a fish tank filled with PACU in the house.

please can someone help with the questions I posted, thanks.

armyofone: @ all
Please when are the students of Ekiti Uni resuming?
Has ASUU call off their strike?
For 200L Electrical Engineering, how much is the fee for returning students?

Very human looking mouth, I see the fishes enjoy Conc fats

instead of IBB to be mourning his wife he is busy patrolling all over Nigeria
hiss
I don't care how long but he should be in black and in a quiet place crying and holding memorials as his top bucket list.

I like the one with dark color on its side. Used to tap mom's

Use more green peppers and green Peas

I like mine yellow (use saffron and Jamaican curry), green (green pepper and green peas)

No corn.

I'm coming with white fowl, wine and a box of Tissue

coogar: https://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/cry/grand/58311588-cry-gif-.gif

eyaah so sweet of you .

Give him a live white fowl to fully appease him.

I have a bottle of Alize here with fried peppered snails for you both.

kulyie: ok,you know what,i', sorry coogar.i think i went too far with this stuff and i took it too personal.sorry na,haba

bros Biolabee, you try o.

O kare sir.

@ all
Please when are the students of Ekiti Uni resuming?
Has ASUU call off their strike?
For 200L Electrical Engineering, how much is the fee for returning students?

When your wife is punching you, call the police and get out of the house. I think he is a sick person. Wife punching is no excuse to fight back with knife and gun.
RIP Ms. Jennifer.

As long as I have that amount, I definitely will.

my AA friends told me that Black should always dress nice when going out because situations get worst if you don't look good. Oprah wasn't in her usual "Oprahish"

Bed, Bath and Beyond does the same thing as Ms. Goetz store. They think because you are black you should shop at Walmart or Dollar store, that you can't afford their expensive side rugs well that's according to my AA friend