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Whaoh! Who have they contacted for GTP to resume? Na wa o. My God will not gree oooo!
BTW, by my last count at least 15 monikers on this thread went through the Seplat AC.

@Op, you should be glad that you don't have a FAKE dad. He's just been a BAD dad to you. Many fake dads with bad children abound. I wish to someday start a thread on ''Fake dad or bad dad'' but I don't know how to create one. I've had observatory experiences via stories/complaints, neighbours, family relations, even with unknown persons who have wandered into our way as a result of such issues. There was a particularly pathetic one wit a kid this year (bad dad). You'll cry. Just friday here, I bumped into a friend back from primary school days, and he complained of his fake dad. However, he's very much hopeful of the brighter side. He's mapped out and currently implementing his survival strategy. Now, he's in his penultimate year and has freed his mum to concentrate on his brother who's graduating soon. Hope this help.

There's always a limbo after every phase of this recruitment process. God knows I'm expecting a huge pleasant surprise from Him this year and that can be in the form of seplat job. Hope on High! So help me God.

Finally, SELECTION INTERVIEW into CoE, uniben, has been slated for 17th and 18th of this month. Time: 8am prompt.
I just got the mail. Any info and suggestions on how to go about the interview will be very helpful. Thanks!

Samtobh:
Well,i went,i saw and i conquered.
1.For Those That Applied For My Course At The Centre Of Geosciences&petroleum Engineering, THERE IS NO SCREENING EXAM, ONLY AN INTERVIEW SHALL TAKE PLACE.
2.The Interview Will Take Place@ The Centre In The Second Week Of November, No Date Precisely Given.
3. All Applicants Are To Come With Their Signed And Original Academic Transcript, The Reference Form , And All Necessary Credentials.
4. All Other Info Shall Be Communicated To All Applicants Through The Phone Numbers And Electronic Mails Submitted During Registration.
Thanks.

Bro, thanks for the info though i've acquired same before. But can u highlight more on the program in terms of structure, learning experience and costs? I applied MIIPGS(Geophysics).
Thanks.

bioduneberry:
The wife of the President has a National
Certificate of Education in Mathematics/
Biology, which she obtained in 1989 from the
Rivers State College of Education. She also has a degree in Biology and Psychology (Education) from the University of Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

And her hubby lectured at both 'colle' and 'uni' plus they fell in love at the 'colle'. Ok, continue....

erico2k2:
Mr, where in the world post did you read or hear that the Arms to be bought where Illegal? Did you not hear the US and its allies blocked Nigeria from buying arms in the Open mkt cos someone in the North cried genocide?

@erico2k2, I'd wanted not to coment on this story, but you got my attention.
Bro, any deal you can't carry out in the open market is 'illegal' and government all over are involved in numerous covert shaddy deals. The $9.3M arms deal is just a case of busted secret service transaction. The deal broker is not a registered arms dealer with the S.A government. Pastor A.Y's jet was used as a disguise whether to his knowledge or not. But in my own opinion (regardless of that of my Daddy G.O), I believe he was aware of the deal (maybe not in details). I'll only laugh at those who are claiming that the S.A govt has exonorated Nigeria's FG. When a country's policies are breached by another, they always find a way for settlement.
Finally, a "Man of God" should not a associated with scandals. I rest my case.

Nigerians are righteous! Wow! This dude....eh?

Dammyjohn:
The word of GOD says and I quote."Many are the afflictions of the righteous but the LORD GOG delivered them from them all".
Nigeria is set free.No more Ebola in JESUS name!

Containing ebola from being an epidemic has added colour to our reputation. At least we know Nigeria can work. W.H.O declaring us 'Ebola free' will not remove the stigma on ground (I don't really care about that). Further more, Nigeria (any other part of the world) is not safe untill the world is ebola free.

iv4fb:
Dude, BRF >>> GEJ? please tell us the aspects? The more reason why you're still pursuing less than 100k after a year and 4 months, go build your cognitive skills and build a life, you wont need Amaechi's money anymore.

You must be doing a paid job here. If not, why this headache for PDP. Straight to the point....
BRF is smarter and more intelligent. That's why in the ebola saga, he filled the loophole left by GEJ by giving credit to all whom it is due.
He's proactive, always at the scene and setting out modalites on time.
He knows his Lagos, he can easily touch the heart and souls of lagosians.
He doesn't 'shoot himself on the foot' as your man does. Your man always seems to forget what he's said before.
Talk of articulation, talk unveiling plans and visions and a succint and clear roadmap to achieving them, BRF is the man.
Now, tell me your GEJ is building roads, schools, bridges, etc, BRF is doing same and can even do better if he's on the centre stage. Em.... Eh.... Mm! Lol.
As for Ameachi, I just brought to light a lapse on his part and the clamour of thousands. He should do the needful. And that's not to say I don't admire his unwavering nature. B-). I have a life and I'm living it.
N/B: I'm not a fan of PDP or APC but I will support whoever as at when due.
I have no further engagement with you because I'm not being paid. Peace!

I thought I heard GEJ said on national TV that Nigeria is Ebola free. Seems it's still affecting some people in their brains. The Ebola war is now on political dimension. But truth be told, BRF >>> GEJ in many aspects apart from political office. As for Ameachi, somebody should tell him to #PayUsOurAllawee of over a year and 4 months now from the left over of the 1.406B NGN. #NYSC/RV/12B

Who knows if Seplat have finally concluded the Assessment Centre? I did the first one for GTP and I hope they will not take too long to satisfy our curiosity. God help my hustle!

Walahi, I haven't seen or heard of any corpers CLO who doesn't steal. And they are mainly ibos or yorubas. That's not to say we don't have many big thieves in SS.

Bank related robberies in Delta state have been like '44 minutes' action replay since 500BC. I witnessed one in 2012 where about 5 police and 2 military men lost their lives, banks didn't operate normally for a week. I believe Sahara reporters still have that news in their archives. I always be like those security operatives should just let those guys cart away with the cash because of the array of arsenals the politicians have left in the hands of those criminals (cultists, militants, armed robbers). Wake me up when one of those politicians is hit by a stray bullet. RIP to the dead. #OlodoNation

WAEC: 5Bs, 2Cs & 1D in one sitting; 25 years old; 1.1 B.Sc within the last 4 years but in Industrial Physics; 0 years experience. Still thinking of a position I can apply for.
There should be a job for me. If not, I'll consider reconsidering myself for self employment in the midstream sector. 100% Niger Delta Blood!

I wish we all embrace our African culture and tradition especially partaining to marriage. The man owns the wife and it's an abomination for the woman to cheat.
From a beer palour discussion sometime ago, I discovered that elderly/matured ladies doesn't care much if their man is having an external affair. But sleeping around is an issue for both parties.
Anyway, in modern day Nigeria, most men are sentenced to port into only one hole because of financial constraints while the rich are at liberty. The women tends to be very free now. I have seen homes where the wife cheats. The quality of life is low: hardship, sickness, sometimes eventual premature death. So, you see why the men have to be pro-active. No wonder our fore fathers lived longer.

I will like to have 2-3 boys 1-2 girls. That's 3-5 kids. But I'm feeling like Femi Kuti.

Seplat is sending emails and sms to remind those whose documents weren't complete during the last AC to send them online. I got a mail that states that I should send my passport photograph before close of business on Monday, 29 September. I saw this in the night, so I sent it very late yesterday. Is any other person in my shoes

It's like you smashed the AC.... Goodluck to every one of us that participated.

coolio2014: Hello All.

who knows how much SEPLAT pays?

If u are billed for the AC this week then u must have received about 3 emails from seplat by now. One details the nature of the presentation u'll give on that day. A lady called me to confirm d receipt of their mails. From talking with her I learnt that it's not only about the presentation. So we should all be prepared for the other parts of an assessment centre like group exercise, intray exercise, oral interview and of cause the presentation.

Hello guys, I believe it time we started putting our heads together on this forum for the up coming A/C.... I rep team 26th.
Please those with experience or useful suggestions should help out. I mean those who wrote the aptitude test at Chams city and have been invited for the 2nd stage. Peace y'all.....

ND... But why did u asked?

oseme4u2: Athorello.which part of Nigeria are u from.

@lendron03, please apart from the presentation we are expected to make as detailed in the email invites, what other forms of assesments are we to expect during the AC?

This is an eye opener and wake up call to everyone of us. I thought Ayo Oritsejafor and his like do acquire private jets for mission purpose and not shaddy businesses. Numbnuts will be praising and supporting everything their MoG does. Stop following your so called "MoGs" like morons! Better you stay glued to your local parishes pastors.

Boy-Oh-Boy! As for me, other protocols must be observed. So for now, I'll enjoy the ride while I like it. Long term commitment will come naturally. #iBelieve

Industrial physics....

oseme4u2: Athello watin u study

After the limbo, I want to categorically say a big THANK YOU to God for a successful first stage.

Oh Boy eh! AFC titi lailai.... Hoping Man shitty will p-u-r-g-e as Arsenal will be sending shock waves to collapse the hearts of ChelShit abi ShareShit today....

manuch: Man City: Hart; Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy; Fernandinho, Lampard, Navas; Silva, Milner, Aguero

Arsenal : Szczesny, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Flamini, Wilshere, Ramsey, Alexis, Ozil, Welbeck

Oya GEJ, come redeem your name by cancelling the 4k fee so ur singing pigs and dogs will have a new song.
In btw, NYSC/RV/12B....has been the worst experience so far. We were kept in a dilapidating camp (though renovated considerably now). I didn't see Sunday's chicken till date. And Ameachi is yet to pay us our state allawee.... PJEG, God still dey? All these thing u are doing to us....

Do Nigerian directors commute with train, brt bus, danfo or keke? And can they be even found among passers bye at Oshodin? Anyway, I believe there's a way we can re-invent this here. It boils down to CREATIVITY.Do Nigerian directors commute with train, brt bus, danfo or keke? And can they be even found among passers bye at Oshodin? Anyway, I believe there's a way we can re-invent this here. It boils down to CREATIVITY.Do Nigerian directors commute with train, brt bus, danfo or keke? And can they be even found among passers bye at Oshodin? Anyway, I believe there's a way we can re-invent this here. It boils down to CREATIVITY.

From what the Op wrote, I can clearly hear pastor chris saying "f**k logic!''. All I see are fallacious arguments. He only attacked his perceived opposers, desparage his accuser and tried to compare himself with Christ. Oga Pastor, you ain't different from any of those politicians.
Only those who are not his followers will understand that the Old Serpent is very wise and cunny.

Correct me if am right!
Rev. Anita is an accuser. Pst. Chris is the accused. We sometimes suspect or accuse our pastors, student pastors/fellowship leaders, Reverend Fathers, etc., when we see ladies especially young girls (skimply dressed or not) flocking around them, cleaning their houses, washing their cloths, taking care of their kitchens, etc. And the suspecting gets stronger when the hanging out is always with a particular lady. Anita has the right to accuse. Therefore, Chris is a suspect.
Waiting for the defence and not forgeting that it may lead to opening more cans of worms.