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GossipHeart:
Girls don't deserve anything good.

What do they bring to the table ?? Their stinky pusssy

tweeby:
Including your mum, sisters, wife n future kids..
Ode oshiii

Funny enough it's the wicked fact. Go check on your family. Most of our mums and older aunties (educated or not) came into the union with only their pu$$iez. Most successful women where made in the union. In the not too distant past, mostly trained in the husband house.
It's a pity some b!tches ain't ready to alter the status quo with their... "You have to promise that you'll take good care of me"...."buy it for me"...etc.
N!gga$ will be wasting sperm, physical strength, energy, money and time. God pass una.
Better stay no gf... Eat full plate of fried chics till you ready to mellow mellow. Trust me, it cost less money and time.

Dottune:
Haha... The guy be like: Nooooo

*still wondering how the guy was able to see the meme*

It's a no brainer men. One n!gga quickly changed his dp to the pix in the meme.

He should not forget to return the enrolment fee, expo money and other related matters he collected or stole from the parents.

Please let someone push this thread to Okowa's table.

polariss:
now I get it..even without waiting for the said 30 days,you still get your 30%

The 20 USD bonus made it up to that. You get the full 30% if you wait a month to cash out.

polariss:
so you saying less than 100k rarely get paired?..is there chance you may not get paired at all?...and if thats the case no interest since you did were not paired to provide help to anyone...
right?

It might take long to get paired like me over two weeks. However, the beautiful thing is that you are qualified to GH two weeks from when you made a PH request. So it's possible you get matched to cash in and cash out same day. I cashed in and out within a week and got 14k with 30k.

No one has thought of Eleme

Problem with audio output/device
I have been experiencing this particular problem with Infinix phones (hot note and hot 3). With the hot note, the audio output was going off and on intermittently. Same issue with the hot 3 but it has finally gone off for two days now.
Any advice

Problem with audio output/device
I have been experiencing this particular problem with Infinix phones (hot note and hot 3). With the hot note, the audio output was going off and on intermittently. Same issue with the hot 3 but it has finally gone off for two days now.
Any advice

She has soft legs so they'll say in my local parlance.

I don't know if I'm a zombie or wailer. I dey binu for Buhari too but my temper against Jonathan na 1000 degrees.
Please, is TSA also responsible for the massive job losses in the oil and gas industry?
Anyway, from my little observation, oil and gas workers are mostly zombies while bankers are mostly wailers.
Wailers are "technically happy" that GEJ is not the one in charge. We were discussing yesterday and all the points highlighted by the op were mentioned. However, one of them was quick to remark that "if na GEJ dey power, mehn for don carry bamboo enter Abuja go wipe am die"

progress69:
Guy..i aired my view. I am not a lazy slow spoke like u. Put my money somewhere without doing anything and expecting 30% increment every month. I hope when they finally strike, it's not when u just borrowed money and ur live savings to put into a scam. So u can get the f**uck out of my mentions. Is that clear U don't even know my worth. I am too much to look for cheap easy money that will burn me. This is for poverty stricken folks like u

Money lenders are slowpokes and lazy a$$es. They still get scammed... Some lenders also scam feeble lendees of their hard earned income and properties. And they are all over most cooperate organizations.
MMM is a better community if the philosophy can be sustained.

If the system finally crashes only greedy ones will lose big time. As far as I'm concerned Nigerians of various works are on the system (oil workers, business men, etc). You cycle out only once, as in, you PH, you GH. That's it. So unless the makers are Nigerians scammers, this system will survive this current online onslaught and stay for a longer time.
Money lenders (who may even lose thousands) and bankers make much interests from giving loans.

...the only thing that brings Nigerians together is Witchcraft and Corruption...

This Kenyan touch my liver with this one... My people, I weak!

MMM will collapse.... I'm a member but it will collapse because of our mentality. People are not patient enough to keep the system running. The system can only be sustained if old members are going back to provide help and new members are still joining.
And who said the returns from the program can't be used for capita projects and other investments?
I would like to see it as a loan scheme (albeit anyone can repay you with interest).
There have been instances when someone's who'd given help requested for help and the person he was matched with withdrew or couldn't give the help. If one do not meet up after been matched for a period of 48 hours, such a person will be banned. Also, there have been instances where two or more people are matched to provide help to one person.
The system currently makes it hard to register multiple accounts since you'll need different names, account numbers, emails and phone numbers.
The real fear is that the system may become too big for its survival.

I bet you, any GEJ's compared will not be way different. Tell me the north don't hold sway under any circumstances.

I don't know or hear of anything that's going on in Delta state amid the heavy monthly allocation from the federation account. I barely see 2 hours of light (once a week) in ozoro.
What is Okowa doing

Gegz:
Sorry to say but ya mad.

Baba, y mad na.... Lol. It's actually low capacity though we were not expecting much. Still have lot of facilities to go to make it truly enjoyable. An indoor sports hall and swimming pools will add more experiences and more revenue to the school.
Also, instead of renting it to a football club, the school can use this opportunity to develop strong teams which can compete in not just polytechnic games but national and international games.
My prayer is that it doesn't turn full time burial, wedding or crusade ground (we can't rule that out when politicians are involved though).

I saw the stadium for the first time yesterday though I've be inundated with pictures on Facebook.
Oboreh has set an unprecedented high standard in the whole of Delta state. His hardwork and sagacity will be ever remembered. Yeah, that's what I said to some folks yesterday. Even isoko politicians do not have anything tangible as this academician to show for their stewardship.

I've spent a long time in the village already so I thought of sharing some amusing proverbs in my isoko dialect. Maybe there's a language section but I found myself here.
Okay, here's is the best I could come up with since I'm not a pro in writing in isoko.
Enjoy!!!

1. Ma re wen eno ma kpeto ha yo abe je ame fiho ugwo?
We've not seen the ones to roast and we are putting water in the fire pot (preparing to cook)?

2. Ewa no me re ha me be nisu ri na.
Shitting (pooing) for the beans you didn't eat.

3. Oka ere jo re kwu eva.
Some food dey run belle.

4. Epano a re bebe ara a re bebe omote.
Simply means you catch a lady the same way you catch an animal by luring her.

5. Me rio oke no ame roluo ubio ha.
I didn't know when water entered the coconut.

6. Avwo nye re loloho
She has soft legs (easily gets pregnant)

7. Ero avbo gavi ero avwo (hand own strong pass leg own).
Or
Iwe ne ro avbo be ja sio ero avwo no ho (The thorns in the hands won't let you remove the ones on the legs).
Like saying "My hands are tied".

8. Eme re gwo isu kpoho ituagba
What will take poop to the beards
(When you feel insulted).

9. A che ethe gbe ihiri (can one lock door against smoke)?

10. Akake dhe yo eranye.
Na when you quick run be say you vanish.

11. Ebi ebi a ro bi oko tuwou.
Paddling and paddling takes the canoe home.

12. Duo ule duo eha.
Every beat with it's own dance.

13. Owoh no baho re fiovbo ho ekpa ha.
A naked person cannot put hand in the pocket.

14. Me sa mahavbo fiki egbene avo emefe he.
I can't burn my hands for snake fish and tilapia.

15. Ero re wen egu no re vo eva.
Na eyes dey see the fufu wey go belleful person

Started eating local rice since yesterday after spending more than two weeks convincing mum. Truth is it's a good replacement for the imported rice though the price is not encouraging. Tastes real good.
But we need deliverance in this country.
...Bag of rice >/= Minimum wage...
**smh**

The worst is when you're FYB and some lecturers have threatened not to let you go unless your sort, sorry block. Your supervisor is demanding money for nothing and you won't tell to avoid stories that touch because you know who you parents are. That kind of budget padding can make first class.
I know some parents give their ward tens or hundreds of thousands to help block, some don't care if you block or not while for others is a NO NO! A dad once confronted a supervisor and even threatened him in one of the almighty schools but later have to succumb when he saw that the man was putting up other gimmicks to frustrate the ward. The supervisor had to take care of everything. The dad was actually lamenting the education standard in naija and why he have to hustle his kids to Covenant or send them overseas. I have also seen and heard of supervisors who will take hold of your project work till report binding. It's a must you pay. Trust students especially babes with different gimmicks.
God help you if when the semester or session ends you won't have to borrow all your friends textbooks to go explain how to spent all the money.

Make all these people just enter street to help people solution na. Abi na laughters and picture news mehn wan dey chop for this economy

You see, your story can be aligned either forward or backward with the economic story.
Baba God, give us bread too ooooo.

I was in Ogwashuku and met this Ika family who owns a grocery shop and for whatever reason calls their dog "Emeka".
I'm not sure an Emeka will find it funny living in such a compound.
Anyway, the police should be allowed to do their job but in a civilized manner.

Op, is that trans amadi road, Rumuobiokani axis? Cos it looks so familiar.

This post is directed to those involved. :DBros, I understand you frustrations. Here are some of my first hand experiences:

1.Lecturers (HODs)... When your results need to be verified or some forms need to be filled so you can get an award, bursary or scholarship. Sometimes I wonder why a lecturer will go about begging for a bottle of malt/soda, snacks, 200 naira recharge card, etc...from experience. Who don pay money to submit assignment before? Lol... I remember when 1k was standing between me getting A or F in a course. I'm happy nemesis cut up with some of them because the stubborn fly will always follow the corpse to the grave.

2. Non-academic staffs especially those in the school registry, bursary and exams and record. Baba go do clearance na or apply for transcripts. Your files will lie where you drop them waiting for your return. Na the Hollander yourghut wey I buy during convocation be my saving grace that year. Cos afterwards na washy ministry follow: I be ordinary corper (they'll say copa dey get money), I never dey work, you b my mama na, you know remember me again? Hehehe... Make una leave am he dey do well, you no remember the boy? Mehn, dime didn't drop but I'll get what I wanted. It took over a year for a friend to get transcript but when I was in school I helped some to get thiers within 3-5 days (with pay when I don't have time).

3. Court registras and other staffs... When you need that affidavit badly. Okay they're aware that you need it to pursue some benefits/entitlements you're finished. After paying normal stamp levies you still need to grease their palms for "the receipts".

4. Local government council officials: certificate of origin and others wahala. I remember bluntly telling a lady that I don't have a thousand naira to spare and she didn't bulge until I complained to someone who was close to the LGA chairman to intervene. For God's sake I've paid all the necessary charges at the designated bank with receipt to show.

5.Government agencies, ministries, commissions, etc. Others will charge you this high for this service, when I take your file to so and so office this is what they will demand for, who will pay for the receipt?, I'm just helping you. Then you'll hear comments like "I no dey like that man to come my side, e own no dey drop", "dem no dey pay me for this work wey I dey do so", "Na Ave suppose do this work but I just dey help because he no dey around". Who employed these people Lol. My broda you never see anything.

6. Education/school Inspectors and Examiners (WAEC/NECO/JAMB/NUC). Okay, the pricinpal, HOD, who ever is in charge should traditionally give them kola nut or wedge, transport, whatever they want to call it. Shey na wetin dem send dem come do be that. They won't even move round to see the classrooms or labs but they will file long reports.

You can add yours. However, bros, you need to use your discretion to understand Nigerians. Sometimes you'll need something so bad that what you are actually paying for is to avoid wasting your time. Some civil servants are like some policemen on the highway.

azz19:
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So sad that I'm hearing this news this evening as I stepped into uniben. From the stories I've gathered, I don't think Joel was poisoned in a dinner party (a possibility though) if the spiritual story hold sway. I haven't heard of how Precious died. I heard Uniben lost 3 students same day making the story complicated (entire details missing). The entire school should be sober.

Trust me na only Warri boy go fall for this shit...
Ruemu no say Kevwe and Omokiniovo no fit form give am. So when he see that Tolu abi Nkechi wey dey up na suspect case be that.
you too churchy... I no go fit keep up with her matter.
you too polite... Na cover up.
you dey very nice... He no dey for that one.
You dey show love and care... The babe like me die, her love don legit, The next plan na to bite am wound carry nack ground.
In the end... Na she hawk fresh fish cum my domot and as sharp wafferian, I no fit carry last.