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He looks just like Buhari. Unecesssarilly subjecting over 200 million people to hunger and poverty is enough for him to be classified as the devil himself.

Spiritualsdeeps:
Doctor Williams ( Not Real Name ) Lived in Oregon,USA for 23 Years ,had an Amazing Job in a Reputable Hospital. Good Pay ,Nice Home ,Nice Ride and Nice Working Condition.
Had two Lovely Kids and a Beutiful Wife. A Cayman Island Lady He Met in the US .


All of a Sudden ,Dr.Williams Told his Boss at Work that he will be going back to Nigeria Soonest and he has made up His Mind.

On Getting home that day ,Dr.Williams Told wife he is going back to Nigeria and it is soooo Urgent .He does not take drugs .He was nit under the Influence of Drugs ,Neither was he a Psychriatic Patient .Wife Questioned him.. Why does he Wants to go back to Nigeria so Sudden Question was not Answered ....


He came back to Nigeria and went back to His Village straight with the help of His Junior Brother whom he often Communicate with .

On Arrival at the Village ,He started requesting for Cutlass that he is sooo eager to go to the Farm to work .

What ! Uncle Try to Relax a bit and if You must Farm you Should not be So much in hurry and moreso You do not have to Farm with Your hand ,As a Well Educated and moreso a Medical Doctor in the US ,You can Spend money on Mechanised Farming .

Dr.Williams Shouted at everyone.Give me Cutlass ,I need to get to Farm to work.
Till date he is still at the Village ,Every Words and Efforts to make him leave the Village ,Leave farm works and Travel back to the US fell on Deaf ears.

The Worst Happened when His Aged Mother Screamed at him to Stop Going to Farm and Get back to the USA and Join His Family, He Violently Held the Old Woman's head with great Annoyance ,Promise to Hurt her if she ever dares tell him to leave Farm work in the Village to get back to the USA .

Strange Enough except you advise him to go back to US ,that is the only time he gets Mad at anyone. he does not Exhibit any Form of Mental Problems, He speaks Normally ,He does not talk to himself ,He wears clothes normally ,Does not Expose His Body .

He talks with his wife and Children well but Once you Mention anything about Getting back to the USA ,He Gets so Violently Annoyed with you. He would be under the Scorching Sun Cutting Grass,Bush ,Planting Casava ,Goes in the Morning and gets back home in the Evening .

What Would you Call this ...Love for Farm Work in a Local Village all the Way from Oregon ,USA ,abandon wife and Wife as well Ordinary.

I'M A SPIRITUALIST HIS MATTER WAS SHARED WITH ME BY HIS JUNIOR BROTHER AFTER DEEP SPIRITUAL INVESTIGATION INTO THE MATTER ,ALL CAUSES WAS CLEARLY SEEN AND SOLVED AS I SPEAK DR.WILLIAMS IS PLANNING TO GET BACK TO THE US.

Things are Happening..
We live in a world more Spiritual than Physical.

Be Spiritual ,Be Prayerful, Weather you are a Muslim ,A Christian or a Traditionalist.
Having things Moving on Fine for you now ...Watch your back ,Some People are Cooking Something Terrible ..

I REMAIN SPIRITUALIST ADE .

His village people have finally got him where they want. He would soon start drinking and before you know he's already a drunkard.

Look for Cynthia Okeke and get her arrested. Shikena!

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Smoothgio:
This is beyond Ebuka questioning cus Ebuka has exposed khosi too but yemi still stick to her

Nothing concern me with the ship sha,na to give my boy the $100k be the goal

You wan give mumu $100k? He go take all the money dash Khosi. The guy second name na SIMPson.

You gave my state, Delta to Atiku. You must be high on some cheap stuff. Delta is fully Obidient. Obi is winning Delta with over 65% of the votes. You gave Anambra to APGA. This projection is highly flawed. This "buga" projection was drawn to favour the senile,druglord.

fortunateme:
The PVCs are legit and have been handed to the rightful owners. According to INEC records, they have been collected by their 'owners' that's why Anambra state has a collection rate of 98%.
More wings for Obi.
Tears for urchins.

How are sure they've been handed over to the owner's? I don't trust inec one bit. They and the supreme Court are pawns in the hands of Buhari.

What is a man who is 64 years old and has worked in LASU for 37 years still doing in service? He was supposed to have retired and resting in his house. RIP to him anyways.

Obaaderemi2:
Obi win Delta? Have you forgotten Okowa is on the ballot? It's like saying Atiku will win Borno.

Bros no need for argument. I am a Deltan living in Sapele, Delta State. Obi fever has taken over the state. From the Keke drivers in the streets to the djs in the night clubs - everybody is Obidient. We Deltans vote for our own. We can't vote for Tinubu or Atiku when Obi is there. Obi is closer to us than Tinubu.

Freshtruth:
Take this to the bank after the election on Saturday come and review my prediction and call me a prophet.
Am a political forecaster I have analyzed before I drop this prediction.
States Likely To Be Won By The Four Major Presidential Candidates

PETER OBI:
*Abia
*Anambra
*Enugu
*Ebonyi
*Imo
*Edo
* Benue
*FCT
* cross river
*plateau
+ ondo

BOLA TINUBU:
*Osun
*Ekiti
*Oyo
*Lagos
*Ogun
*Kogi
*Kwara
*Niger
*Borno
*Yobe
*Katsina

ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
*Adamawa
*Gombe
*Bauchi
*Taraba
*Sokoto
*Jigawa
*Kebbi
*Kaduna
*Zamfara
*Delta
*Akwa Ibom
*Rivers
*Bayelsa
*Nasarawa



RABIU KWANKWASO
*Kano

You must have made this compilation under the influence of alcohol. How can Atiku win Delta, Rivers, Bayelsa and Akwa Ibom? These are Obi's states.

TheCongo2:
And it is not everybody who has or needs a bank account.
Do you think that every single person who lives in the US has a bank account?

No.

GeorgWashinton:
23

But you created a thread 2 weeks ago claiming that your girlfriend left you and that you are considering quiting your job to go and join her. How did you suddenly have a wife and daughter? Or am I missing something?

CoronaVirusRelo:
Y
Fool, not full

See you. I wanted to type "dull".. Tinubu and his APC goons Neva show you shege.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Look at how they all look hungry, dirty, malnourished, filthy, and unhealthy. Even their mental state is questionable.


These class of people need food and not sunbathing.

You must be a very dull and useless person. What has supporter's looks got to do with their choice of president?

ObiDatti85:
I can spend the old notes at mama Ngozi provision shop she will go and deposit it inside her bank account

Mama Ngozi would find it difficult restocking because once she makes a one time deposit of 500k it would take a month or more for her to get credited. I f she accepts more than 500k old notes she looses.

CyynthiaKiss:
No, it has not been defeated and can never be defeated!!

You can only deposit your old note; but you can't use it..
They only helped you to reduce the stress of depositing it at the CBN ...

Nobody is or will collect old cash.. Those that still have theirs have been given an opportunity to visit any bank around to deposit it, not CBN...

Guess what, the situation will escalate more next week because after depositing the old note, the new note is not yet fully accessible

What's the sense in asking people to deposit their old notes when they are not going to receive new ones to solve their day to day issues? The old notes are supposed to remain legal tenders within the time frame.

Buhari4sale:
Cool, I'm going back to that place again tonight

The girls didn't collect old notes from customers last night. I need to fvck badly.

Make sure you have a pack of condom with you. A cousin of mine just tested positive this morning. He has been crying and drinking himself to stupor ever since.

9JAFULLBREED:
Well, they are still looking for DB Cooper. He parachuted out of an airplane in 1971 with a bag full of $$$ and has never been seen since then.

D.B Cooper

A man who parachuted out of an airplane in 1971 with a bag full of stolen cash has never been seen again, in one of the great unsolved mysteries in FBI

It is very possible for somebody to evade tracking systems like finger print technology in the 70s and 80s by avoiding crime, changing ones appearance and keeping a low profile. Today it is next to impossible because one needs a bank account and this requires biometric data. There is also the possibility of Cooper crossing over to Mexico.

hssd8nland:
CBN have branches in every state in the country

I live in Warri, to the best of my knowledge, there's no CBN branch here. So, I have to risk my life travelling to Asaba with cash which could amount to 10 million naira. Let's admit it , Nigeria has always been ruled by useless men who are not even qualified to be village heads.

What of those who live in towns where there is no CBN branch? What's gonna be their fate?

Trollronaldo:
1. Southwest
Lagos
APC: 40%
LP: 35%
PDP: 15%
Others: 10%

Ogun
APC: 55%
LP: 25%
PDP: 15%
Others: 5%

Oyo
APC: 45%
LP: 25%
PDp: 25%
Others: 5%

Osun
APC: 45%
PDP: 25%
LP: 25%
Others: 5%

Ekiti
APC: 65%
LP: 20%
PDP: 10%
Others: 5%

Ondo
APC: 50%
LP: 25%
PDP: 15%
Others: 10%

2. Northwest

Kano
NNPP: 40%
PDP: 25%
APC: 20%
LP: 10%
Others: 5%

Kaduna
APC: 35%
LP: 30%
PDP: 20%
NNPP: 10%
Others: 5%

Katsina
PDP: 40%
APC: 30%
NNPP: 20%
Others: 10%

Zamfara
PDP: 40%
APC: 35%
NNPP: 15%
Others: 10%

Jigawa
PDP: 40%
APC: 25%
NNPP: 25%
Others: 10%

Kebbi
PDP: 45%
APC: 35%
NNPP: 10%
Others: 10%

Sokoto
PDP: 50%
APC: 25%
NNPP: 20%
Others: 5%

3. Northcentral

Niger
PDP: 40%
APC: 30%
NNPP: 15%
LP: 10%
Others: 5%

Kwara
APC: 50%
PDP: 25%
LP: 15%
Others: 10%

Kogi
APC: 40%
PDP: 30%
LP: 25%
Others: 5%

Benue
LP: 50%
PDP: 20%
APC: 20%
Others: 10%

Plateau
LP: 40%
APC: 30%
PDP: 25%
Others: 5%

Nasarawa
LP: 30%
APC: 30%
PDP: 25%
NNPP: 10%
Others: 5%

4. Northeast

Adamawa
PDP: 50%
LP: 25%
APC: 20%
Others: 5%

Bauchi
PDP: 50%
APC: 20%
NNPP: 20%
Others: 10%

Yobe
PDP: 40%
APC: 40%
NNPP: 10%
Others: 10%

Borno
APC: 50%
PDP: 35%
Others: 15%

Gombe
PDP: 45%
APC: 25%
NNPP: 15%
LP: 10%
Others: 5%

Taraba
PDP: 40%
LP: 35%
APC: 20%
Others: 5%

5.Southeast

Anambra
LP: 85%
Others: 15%

Imo
LP: 70%
APC: 20%
Others: 10%

Ebonyi
LP: 75%
APC: 15%
Others: 10%

Abia
LP: 80%
Others: 20%

Enugu
LP: 80%
Others: 20%

6. Southsouth

Rivers
LP: 65%
PDP: 15%
Others: 20%

Edo
LP: 55%
PDP: 25%
APC: 15%
Others: 10%

Delta
LP: 45%
PDP: 35%
Others: 20%

Crossriver
LP: 55%
APC: 25%
Others: 20%

Bayelsa
LP: 40%
APC: 25%
PDP: 30%
Others: 5%

Akwa ibom
LP: 50%
PDP: 30%
Others: 20%

7. FCT
LP: 50%
PDP: 25%
APC: 25%
Others: 10%



25% requirment
APC: 22 states
PDP: 23 states
LP: 23 states.


I predict a rerun, however either of these parties ca manage to get 25% in one more state. Even at that, a rerun is still most likely as that worn guarantee that the party will get the highest figures in terms of voters.

This is one of the most realistic prediction I've seen. A rerun may likely be the expected outcome.

lhordspy:
How is this intimidation? We should be learned enough to know the difference between 'Sensitization and intimidation '.

I listened to the voicenote yesterday. The man said:

“If we take the number of people here, we will not be less than 60, but only 20 have PVCs; what is happening to the rest?"

It is a community(ward) meeting and he has every right to question the low numbers of PVC holders. You people will understand what structure is in few days time. It is same in every state.

I spoke to my community Chief few days ago, and he said same thing. He said there was a directive straight from the state government that the number of vote you deliver will determine the level of infrastructure you will get in return after election. So this community head has every right to question why his people refused to collect their PVC to vote.

Leave internet and witness the reality on the street yourself. The structures are aligning.

Una go cry tire.

You've got no shame.

Lalami3232:
😆😆😆😆😆
No man will inspect the private part of a woman he met as a virgin. Na only boreholes aka non-virgins dem dey inspect

This is Jeromestark theory: the nairaland virgin campaigner.

yarimo:
Obedient attacking each other looking for sympathy votes, this tactics won't work

Your brain is full of evil. Were you there? How did you know they attacked each other? The way some people talk is really baffling.

undisputedKOC:
Your cousin is a very useless mother. Was it her son that told her to be a wayward useless community slut sleeping around with boys in the hood at her tender teenage years; or did the boy ask to be born by irresponsible parents?

I repeat your cousin is a very useless mother and that UK she thinks she can repackage herself to deceive another man to marry her immature slut self, she will never succeed. May she end up with UK drug addicts a d sex love-vendor traffickers that will show her shege as Karma for choosing to abandon and disown her son over her own irresponsibility.

Bastard Olosho wey dey disguise. May God reward the uncle that foot the bills to raise the boy. His future is surely bright and by the time he becomes a full grown successful man, he will reward everyone according to their deeds, especially that bastard mother

I never knew people like you exist. I'm speechless.

Smoothgio:
Na craze full that fanbase

See her Nigerian counterpart

So na this ugly thing naim two handsome 9ja boys wan die for? Kai!!!

Mrkumareze:
My brother, you better find how to deposit the money. Buhari does not obey any court order, its therefore possible for him not to even listen to the supreme court.

It's better to have your goods intact than to have money you can't spend

Na Obi naim cause your problem?

HopeVictor:
Try borrow like 5k go take better catfish peppersoup and cold beer.


You go get instant motivation

Then when he gets home he would start thinking and becoming suicidal again.

Torg77:
THIS GIRL IS CHISOM IRENE OKEKE. SHE IS HOLDING MY MONEY BACK WHICH CAN BE DESCRIBED AS A SCAM. REFUSED TO REPLYMY MESSAGES JUST LIKE SCAMMERS. SHE HOLDING ON TO MY MONEY ON BINANACE AND ANOTHER CASH I GAVE HER. PLEASE TELL HER TO PAY MY MONEY BECAUSE THIS IS CRIMINAL BEHAVIOUR

She don dey use your money dey cruise and drink Feyrouse.

Jogs1900:
Logically, the old notes should still be in circulation..It should not be withdrawn.

Meaning banks can pay out and dispense the old notes over the counter and the ATMs?