₦airaland Forum

Creativebae:
She in MA womb swimming upandan, waiting for something to come fertilize her, so mummy will miss period and bring her out.
I can't wait already.
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you shouldn't have skipped biology classes. Eggs don't swim up and down in the womb.

Well, I pretty much believe any guy that enjoys using that snapchat flower filter is gay.

Bluezy13:
Animals, especially mammals could tell a man from a woman.


I don't know how...

sex pheromones

omooba969:
Which one be Obama again? Lol

dollars na. It's easy to tell from the way he wrote it.

KillaBeauty:
I want an old money guy god pls answer my call, it doesn't have to be a young man, I can be second wife. broke boiz will never near me IjN aMEN! I bind and cast every spirit of comfortable, just-doing-okay man. I need old money, not even new money. Anyone that has less than $30 million in their account should not dare approach me or thunder will decimate you

gold-digging scum that thinks (s)he controls thunder.

Never! Don't try it.

Neyoor:


He who blows the piper dictates the tune.











If you know you know

pays

That's his business. I only hope that Barcelona doesn't sign him. I know the board can be stupid.

Why is she laughing though?

No true Christian engages in this dirty Nigerian politics in the first place.

I dunno if this post is meant to shame the girls.

Well, if that happens to you, blame your father for being cheap and shameless. Anyone in skirt can call his phone and sleep with him and eat his money.

vickobon:
she is everywhere.

The kind of person that enters a hall and sits next to every one

Yeah you are right. Many ladies think the world owes them a favour for being female. At the same time, I don't blame them. The world has always given females favours on a platter of gold. Those who don't get it right away may just need to sway their hips or spread their legs or scream discrimination and they easily get what men would have to really work hard to get.

Don't be afraid that if you say no to their demands they would dislike you, they usually don't give a fvck about you in the first place unless they can somewhat benefit. Learn to say no!

frozen70:
You guys keep comparing these two important people in a woman's life

Everyone of them have a special place in a woman's life

A place for the husband is very different from a place for her child

They are not into competition

While one (husband) need sex from her

The other one (child) needs attention from her

She must fulfil her role where both is them are

But inwardly her heart is in her child

well said, madam sex object.. So the only thing women have to offer their husbands in marriage is sex?

Amberon1:
Exactly, some men are so tied to their moms they can't make rational decisions bothering their own lives without input from their moms. That's where it is bad.
I have never seen women do this. Why always the men?

wtf! Many women cannot make personal decisions without input from friends, siblings, parents or pastors. Don't even go there.

Stories. The problem with Nigeria is Nigerians. How do you hope to change people neck-deep in tribal bigotry, religious fanaticism, dishonesty, cruelty, lawlessness, jealousy and hate in 72 hours?

He should have covered the name na. That's what you get when you crush on foolish people.

You shouldn't have stated how much you saw. Just say you saw money, let whoever it belongs to come with proof.

Happy married life brah

Pierocash:
if this boy called Davido cherishes his life and career, he should jst keep his mouth shut and stay out of politics, he is too young for what he is dabbling into

too young? Is he under 18? The youth should leave it for the aged and senile ones abi? Typical cowardly Nigerian.

2buffagain:
How many queens of tech do you know?

this question would have made sense if I had said "ANOTHER Queen of Tech?"

I asked that cos I'm wondering what makes her queen of tech. She's a freaking movie producer! Who could have guessed that simply using technology to produce movies makes one the Queen of tech?

Lol. Naija

Queen of Tech?

Hmmm... Nigerians and misplaced priorities... Your roads are bad, you don't get enough electricity, you get harassed by the people that ought to be protecting you, yet the pressing issue right now is playing judge in Wizkid's life.

God please give my country people sense!

oladele00:
...

The wise can see where they are going, but
fools walk in the dark (Ecclesiastes 2:14)

Wise words bring approval, but fools are
destroyed by their own words. (Ecclesiastes
10:12)..... Only a fool can reply a wise comment like mine the way you just did.. You are automatically a qualified foolish sapien

typical mentally backward Nigerian, quick to condemn everyone else that isn't from their state/ethnic group. Your tribalism would consume you if your religious hypocrisy doesn't end you first. To think you are even quick to quote the Bible to defend your stupidity.

Just so you know, your mates are driving innovation in other countries. You are here shamelessly wallowing in tribalistic sentiments like a swine.

shadrach77:
Why are you complaining ? Shey you no be feminist again ni? They shouldn't beat you because you are a woman abi?

don't be stupid. It's not okay to beat people for speaking up when soldiers behave badly. Nigeria is lawless.

Ighoga898:
Though i am a Messi fan i just think Messi is far more protected by referee on the pitch than Ronaldo

I guess his calm attitude is the reason. I doubt Messi would be sent off for such incident

I feel for him though. The crying just shows how hungry he is to play

nonsense. Wait till Messi pulls an opponent's hair and fails to get a red card.

When Ronaldo was scoring offside goals in the UCL two seasons ago, you guys didn't think the referees were supporting him. All of a sudden referees are against him.

When Messi cried after losing a final, it was because he was weak and lacked leadership qualities. Now Ronaldo cried because of a red card, it is not because he's weak, it's because he's passionate. You people and your double standards.

Keep your Messi fandom in your pocket where it belongs. No be only Messi fan.

egorov:
Well, the kind of person I am will not pend the issue for later. I like trashing out things immediately they occur. Keeping things in mind is unhealthy and feeds on someone's happiness

you clearly have a lot of growing up to do. Grow up and stop being petty. It takes maturity to let small things slide. With this kind of oversized ego and inflated sense of moral uprightness, I wonder why you chase girls instead of letting them chase you. Hormones wouldn't let you stay in one place without chasing, your ego wouldn't let you keep a conversation.

Arondizuogu:
But is he in Nigeria? Nigerians have the smartest brains out here, wish govt can capitalize on her people.

wrong.... Brilliance is evenly distributed.

SBL28:
She was rude, she should have at least replied the greeting First. Maybe she was in a bad mood...

On your own part, you could have just introduced yourself after the "who is this'' instead of telling her how rude she was.

Generally, I think it's best to follow your greetings immediately with why you are texting the person. Some people don't have the patience for one by one messages.

she wasn't rude, at least not until he started being all condescending. She politely asked who it was, and he started schooling her like he was her grandfather.

The most important thing for him that moment was that she returns his greeting. The most important thing for her was that she gets to know who's chatting her up, as it could have been anyone. He could easily have introduced himself then raise the issue about her not returning greetings. Yet he chose to be bitchy about it.

He is one of those people that believe girls should be on their knees for him simply because he is a guy and he's showing interest in them. She has other things to worry about as her life doesn't revolve around that conversation.

You were condescending with your choice of words. Most persons (irrespective of gender) would likely react sharply too. This is especially so if they have a bruised ego or battered self-esteem and so are overly sensitive.

The right to set the price for a good or service lies with the seller and not the buyer, especially when demand is high. You are the one looking for fine babe and needing the conversation. It's up to you to try to get her to relax around you.