₦airaland Forum

KhadyM:
Loool Beey wachana na hawa wasee. They seem to be so obsessed with Kenya. Everyday I scroll through this page and never miss seeing the word "Kenya" somewhere, whereas we barely even mention the word "Nigeria" on our news.

Their obsession with Kenya is beyond help.You'd think Kenya and Zimbabwe are the only countries in Africa coz they are always sharing news from the two countries.Ushenzi yao haiwezi hata toshea gunia.Wajinga kweli kweli.

skallion7:
Lol, so you're a Kenyan on NL, who even taught you tufiakwa. Anyway welcome to NL

LOL, we are many Kenyans here.We stay quiet until situations necessitate our voice input & we swing in like an army. Thanks for the welcome.

Vizzy4u:
Beey. What da crap are u saying? Even una president no fit come talk rubbish about Nigeria. U can NEVER and should NEVER put kenya n naija in d same sentence we no be mate. Beta Ebolarised Liberian than kenya. Anyday anytime kenya is rahbbish.... Even "sai baba" can confirm dat

LOL, you are right we are not mates.With the size of the whole Nigeria & our small Kenya, yet the value of your Naira is worthless.Cannot be compared with the Kenya shilling.

Vizzy4u:
This country called kenya . This country n s** na wah oo. Thank God 4 Nigeria o even amidst different things we try

No yours is a real sheat hole.Your Nigeria full of baby factories & fathers impregnating their daughters, is it any better?

Racoon:
Kenya again Why every firms of sexual pervasion is always from these East African countries for God's sake

Where I come from, we have a saying that loosely translates to mean that a monkey laughs at another one's red bum, not realizing it's own is also red.Nigeria with stories of incest & baby factories are inseparable.Or is that sexual purify?Give me a break.

newdawn2017:
Kenya! d land of strange signs & wonders

Not worse than Nigeria with rituals & baby factories.

Sleyanya1:
Is Kenya cursed !!

Is Nigeria cursed?Last I checked, Kenya was blessed beyond measure.

opyzy:
Kenya and strange news...

What of Nigeria with rituals & baby factories & incest? Tufiakwa!

Aderewah:
Every Kenyan is mad until proven otherwise

And you must have infected us with the madness.Rubbish!

Charmerbeautylooks:
Thought mama g no dey wear makeup n jewelry again?. Any way I still choose her

She doesn't wear makeup & jewelry on a normal day but apparently wears for movie roles only.

LilSfc:
There is this girl I met at my working place in the mid last year, we exchanged contact that day, and one thing led to the other and we started dating. We are really into each other and I can sense how much she care about me compared to other relationships I have been in the past.

But when my mum got to know about her, she said she's not in support with our relationship and she has never said such in my past relationship.

Please I want to seek advice from nairalanders on how I can peacefully end the relationship without hurting her feelings.

And how can I justify myself so that she won't have a bad impression about me (and men in general) that I just use her and dump her.

Truth is that Nairaland is full of overgrown babies who think they are mature enough for marriage.A man who cannot stand up for himself is not worthy to be a husband.Because he is like a puppet.When you pull the strings of a puppet, it does just what you want it to do.This one is a momma's puppet.Heaven knows I can't marry a momma's boy!

A bunch of psychopaths.Not surprised though, one of them, his religion allows paedophilia.Didn't their Mohammed marry a 6 year old Aisha & went ahead to consummate the marriage when she was just 9 years?

Many people have died in fires because they lacked a way of escape especially in many African homes.The burglary proofing is done in such a way that they cannot escape.It's good to have this in mind when building.Make sure you don't put metal bars or ceiling that would hinder your escape in case of a fire.

bammo:
how did she get *sideburns* that I've been dying 2 have?

hormonal therapy

amina2000:
Goodmorning Family and happy New month.
I just put to birth and it was a difficult delivery becos my baby was too big ,during delivery the upper limp of my baby was stretched that he could not move one his hands, or feel it.Pls I want to know if any mother has experience this and how were they able help heal or use the hand.thanks
Note :the scans was seeing a small baby so there was no room for C S.

I've heard of two cases from friends who experienced this.One child had to undergo physical therapy for a while & the other had to have surgery to correct some nerve issues.

Toks2008:
A truly born again person will sincerely want to live for Christ and will never use the grace of GOD as a "license to sin."

Are you born again yourself?

highyo:
Jesus said to me, do you know you are leading many to hell? I asked him how, and he said whenever people asking you about how they shoul keep their hair, you keep telling them not to use wool or attachment, but they can make use of plastic thread. Don't you know that rubber thread is also an attachment?
Then he ask me to follow him to hell that he want to show me something, on getting there, he brought out a woman out of the pit of fire, and he. Said to me son look at this woman, she is a member of Deeperlife bible church. She heard that it is a sin for a woman to plait her hair with any thread, but she didn't believe it. When she died, she was found guilty of using thread to plait, and as a result of tht she went to hell. When I look at this woman, she plaited her hair with plastic thread. The woman was pleading for forgiveness but it was no granted to her, but was sent back to hell
However I asked Jesus why he didn't forgive the woman, he said to me, the woman was given several warning, trough revelation, people but she refused instead she took her self to be perfect in all her deed. Assuming she has taken correction, she would have saved many, because she was a model to many, but she has led many to hell, so she must go back to hell

Jesus said to me, no woman should plait their head with any type of thread
No woman should add anything whatsoever to her hair
I never asked them to use those things, human being did
Tell women to keep their head natural, they must not apply any die, relaxer to it and must not be weave
They should comb it alone
Tell them to remove their wedding ring because it's not I who ask them to use it but human did
I hate both wedding ring and other ring.
Tell my people not to put on any type of jeans cloth, wether skirt, trousers, shirts or blouses or nicker. I hate it
Tell women no part of their breast should be seen.
They must cover their body very well and also their back should not be seen.
They must not wear any skin tight or short nicker under their skirt because I hate those thing
Just pant and under wears.
Women should not wear brassiere that will make the nipple of breast to be noticed, because if they do and man became seduced by it, the person has committed sin without knowing it.
Also women must not put on any cloth that will make line of their pants to be noticed

By Ubani Kingsley C.
The time is over

The kind of rubbish I read in the name of religion is worrisome.I don't know whether to cry or laugh at this post.So God took the whole time to talk about nothing else apart from hair & dressing? Your god must be very idle.These days everyone is seeing visions & receiving prophecies.They are all saying "Thus sayeth the Lord" yet it's all lies, they did not hear from Him.They are hearing from the brainwash they've received through man-made doctrines.You'd think the Bible was written for only Africans especially Nigerians because some be acting holier than the Holy Spirit.Give me a break y'all.Work out your own salvation, run your own race & stop feeding us with bullshit.People from these churches or is it cults?These people behave like they are closer to God than everybody else.

ChiefAzubuike:
Here in USA today, Maryland shooting occur. See as the whole world carry the news. Even as far as middle east like aljazeraa. People die like chickens for plateau the news no make waves. People roast like Bush meat for Lagos nobody hear anything outside the shores of naija. Una wey dey live for that country dey try abeg.

It keeps getting crazier with each passing day & yet any psycho can own a gun & they don't see nothing wrong with that.We used to look out for people of a certain ethnicity, but now the enemy is within.

This is opening gates for the devil.Very soon, the devil will start playing soccer in his head.

chrisb2r200:
Everything about the Catholic church was copied from the early christians , Jesus and 12apostles....Jesus chose 12 people...all men, u knw why? Men are not easily controlled or distracted by emotions. And other qualities that a man possess that's the reason... Other catholics can explain better

And other qualities a man possesses.Really? It sounds like women are viewed as lesser beings.It's none of my business though since I am not catholic.

chrisb2r200:
Everything about the Catholic church was copied from the early christians , Jesus and 12apostles....Jesus chose 12 people...all men, u knw why? Men are not easily controlled or distracted by emotions. And other qualities that a man possess that's the reason... Other catholics can explain better

Ohh ok.

FreshestManny:
This is so so wrong. Even if she used a humeral veil to carry the monstrance, it is still very very WRONG for a female to carry the blessed sacrament. I don't know what she's trying to prove. Sacrileges like this cause people to be stoned to death in the past. Only the priest is allowed to carry the blessed sacrament contained in the monstrance. The only time someone who isn't a priest can carry that monstrance is when the blessed sacrament isn't in it. And the empty monstrance must still be carried with reverence using a corporal or any of the blessed linens. I was a mass server so I know what I'm saying. Too bad I can't un-see this sacrilege.

BUT
I believe that stuff she's carrying inside that monstrance isn't the real blessed sacrament.

So why are women not allowed to carry the sacrament in the Catholic Church?

Just a question.Why are women not allowed to carry the sacrament in the Catholic Church?

254tobby:
Hawa watu wanasinya sana,ni wivu tu ndio wako nayo

Sijui kama kuna siku huisha kama hawajapost kuhusu Kenya.Ujinga nayo!Kwani Kenya tu ndio tu nchi Africa? Vile tu umesema na watu wao hawataki kutoka Nairobi.

254tobby:
Well Nigeria is a big wound to Africa that will never heal up,Nigerians are just spreading that deep wound to other African nations and beyond the world,that's online fraudsters,drug dealers,cult worshipping,cyber bullying with the highest percentage in Africa,home of real witchcraft in Africa,ritualists and murderers.

Everyone in the world knows bad traits that lazy Nigerians posses while living outside their country,just ask other Africans from south Africa,Uganda,Rwanda,Tanzania,Zambia just to mention but a few,they'll tell you similar things all,not forgetting even the white people knows!

So Nigeria should break away from Africa so that Africa's wound should be completely healed

Ambia huyo mshenzi

psychologist:
Kenya
The headquarters of mentally unstable people

Everybody is madt der

Because all the Nigerians streaming into Kenya to live there must have infected them with the madness.Rubbish!

Newpride:
Kenya again ?

When I tot evil starts and ends in nija.

So Nija is a leaner.

God I pray not to reside in Kenya

There are already so many Nigerians residing in Kenya & some in questionable businesses, so trust me the last thing we want is more Nigerians

SAMBARRY:
the people that stripped her are women na.

They are mad women.What kind of rubbish.They are not any better than her.

What has stealing got to do with her clothes her clothes? A lot of perverts parading as moral police.

OrestesDante:



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∆ Fūcking speechless!!!

Fūcking whooping 228,000 tonnes without passengers and cargoes??! Are fūcking you kidding me? On water?


Damn! This is Fūcking engineering and dynamics at their fūcking peak.

Fūck!!!

Amazing!!! Wow!!!
Why dem born me for Nigeria? Oh Lord! ∆


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LOL, na wa ohh for these your F's. FFF everywhere.

tensazangetsu20:
Yeah

Okay not a problem,what's up?

tensazangetsu20:
That figure is over exxagerated. I feel the pain is equivalent to passing out an oversized poo from your rectum.

Hey you tried sending an inbox message.What's up?