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What you guys have not thought of is that Tonto DIke may have copied her own tattoo from this other girl's own.
You may not know which of them that did hers first. Or did they write the dates of the tattooing underneath their tattoos?

NUMBERS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.
Do you know that Lionel Messi's 80-goal haul in 2012 is more than the number of goals scored by some teams (or in certain competitions).
1) AC-Milan has scored 76 times this year.
2) 76 goals were scored in the Euro-2012 tournament that involved 16 teams.
3) Malaga has only scored 62 times this year.
INCREDIBLE! from a perspective.
EMBARASSING from another.

otumfour: MICHAEL ESSIEN'S REACTION WHEN HE HEARD THE NEWS

https://www.mindskin.com/p/183/mythbusters.gif

This guy's face looks like Abubakar Shekau's face

Chelsea since 2003: 7 different
managers.
Real Madrid since 2003: 10
different managers
Spot the difference
. #cfc #rdm

Chiemeka orizu: Who cares! If she likes let her tatto her face&whole body *•it's ain't my 4kn biznez.

Oh my oh my! Dis Baby is cute

Haba! See how these MAN-U and arsenal boys are jubilating and making fun.
Whatever happens, I'm still a strong Chelsea fan! I bet you, the new manager will shock the world! Don't sayi did not tell you

It's high time Nigerians learnt how to be disciplined and exercise self-restraint at official events. People need to be in control of their obsessive urges

amaham: Guess de presido don't want a cell-phone detonated IED to burst open his clueless skull

You need a clueless doctor to check your clueless brain

Once I see someone that this works for, then i'll consider trying it

The Minister of State, Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Chief Olajumoke Akinjide, on Tuesday, disclosed that the FCT Administration would employ about 10,000 women and youths under its Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme (SURE-P) before the end of this year.

She stated this while receiving in her office members of the FCT chapter of the National Council of Women’s Societies (NCWS) led by its President, Mrs Nancy Godwin Bulus.

Akinjide explained that the FCT Administration had established a Project Implementation Unit for the programme towards empowering and training women and youths in different skills and vocation.

“The administration of President Goodluck Jonathan is gender friendly and has initiated some programmes to economically empower our women and youths. One of the programmes is the SURE-P, which was established to oversee and ensure the effective and timely implementation of projects to be funded with the savings accruing to it from partial removal of subsidy on petroleum products.

“There is going to be massive employment of women and youths in the FCT before the end of this year. We are employing about 10,000 women and youths under the SURE-P. By empowering a women and a youth, you are building a nation,” she said.

The minister commended Nigerian women for their remarkable support for the present administration and assured them that the government was on track in the execution of its Transformation Agenda.

She urged the FCT chapter of the NCWS to collaborate with the gender department of the Social Development Secretariat towards empowering rural women.

She also disclosed that the FCTA had received approval and license for the establishment of a Microfinance Bank in Kwali Area Council as part of measures to provide access to cheap funds and empower the people.

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/50861-fct-sure-p-to-employ-10000-women-youths-akinjide

So amateurish. Looking for who said this and who said that

1025: this is the most intelligent rubbish i have read on nairaland. so jonathan arrest, investigate and prosecute? chai. i will faint on this forum one day. and the author of this thing has the gut to call another person ode. na waa. pls go back to school. make sure u listen to news everyday of ur life. in nigeria, we have no courts, no judges as jonathan's decision is final. what we run here is a one man govt. do u know ribadu and el rufai? both of them were facing multiple charges until jonathan told the courts and police to drop all charges and pay ribadu every money he wants.
this fuel scarcity is artificial and will continue until jonathan finally arrive at his N141 price tag. he has nothing to offer and he must hit his target with the N141 and nigerians are just waiting for him so the january in question is the one year anniversary of the last increment.

Jonathan this, Jonathan that. Most of you deliberately leave the matter being discussed, and start talking about Jonathan. Though he is the president actually, and he is in charge, we must understand that Nigeria is run by systems. When some people decide to frustrate efforts of the govt, what do u expect?

mrrock: As long as Jonathan is serious in fighting the cabals and puting them in jail for subsidy fraud Nigerians are ready to tolerate the scarcity.

How can Nigerians be ready to tolerate the scarcity. These marketers are only making things difficult all in the name of revenge for the trial of the subsidy thieves,

But on a more serious note, Abdulsalami Abubakar did not open the way for Democracy for politicians to be dragging power as if it's their birthright. The affairs of the citizenry has to be d driving force

Lies!!! How could you have helped the presidential candidate of another party when your own party has a flag bearer? Or you didn't want your party's flag bearer to win?

I'm not yet awake...still sleeping

Both of them did well

Localamos: good write up, but any tips for those that are underweight?

Do the opposite of the list. Just adhere to the list in reverse order

Osiris.211:
Reno is just a shameless assslicking mofo. Was this not his letter to election-rufai begging him for house rents before hopping on GEJ bandwagon? Just because el-rufai was not ready to allow reno lick his balls, he now attack him? o:




http://mobile.saharareporters.com/article/reno-omokri-redefining-desperation

Away with your Cheap blackmail.

Let this Mallam go and sit down joor. As if private jet no dey hungry am too. As if, if them buy give am, he no go collect.
Jealousy

Five months after a Dana Air plane crashed in Lagos and left 153 passengers and crew members dead, the airline’s insurers have paid $2.37m (N373.04m) claims to relatives of the deceased.

The Managing Director, Prestige Assurance, Mr. Anand Mittal, disclosed this to our correspondent in Lagos on Friday.

Prestige Assurance led six other local insurance firms to insure 30 per cent of the airline’s risk locally, while the remaining 70 per cent was reinsured abroad. The coinsurers are Nem Insurance Plc, Aiico Insurance Plc, Continental Reinsurance Plc, Leadway Assurance Company Limited, Sterling Assurance Limited and Standard Alliance Insurance.

“We have paid $30,000, which is about 30 per cent of the total claims of each of the 79 applicants, who have completed their documentation so far. No other relatives have submitted their completed documents,” Mittal said,

He said the aircraft’s foreign reinsurers had demanded for some documents to enable them commence the settlement of their own part of the claims.

According to him, the relatives are required to present letters of administration of the estate of the deceased and death certificates, which none of them have been able to get so far.

He said relatives of those who died on the ground and those who lost their properties to the crash, would also be compensated. He, however, said they had not yet been paid because the amount due to each of them had not been ascertained.

“The parties are dealing with that; when they finalise on the amount, we will pay them. We do not know how much that is going to be for now because that is being done by their solicitors,” Mittal said,

The Deputy Director, Administration and Policy, National Insurance Commission, Mr. Leo Akah, had said the local underwriters had commenced the payment of about 30 per cent of what the relatives of the victims were entitled to.

He, however, said the foreign reinsurers, who took 70 per cent of the risk, had not commenced payment because the relatives of the victims were yet to produce the needed documents.

According to him, the foreign reinsurers are requesting for death certificates and letters of administration, which the relatives have not been able to produce.

Though the process of getting a letter of administration might be cumbersome, Akah said it was not an insurmountable challenge.

“The relatives are supposed to be paid an initial payment within the first 30 days, but again, there are issues; we have to identify the rightful beneficiaries; right now, there are multiple claimants showing up,” he said.

The NAICOM official, who said different people had been coming forward as relatives of the victims, added that this had slowed down the pace of payment.

According to him, the relatives of each victim are entitled to $100,000 each, which is the internationally acceptable standard.

Akah said the balance of $70,000 would be paid after the presentation of the death certificate and letter of administration.

http://businessnews.com.ng/2012/11/12/dana-crash-insurers-pay-n373m-to-79-relatives/

VANITY UPON VANITY, ALL IS VANITY, thus says the Preacher in the Book of Ecclesiastes

It is possible that the OP (Original Poster) has been bribed by any of the other mobile communication networks to come here and rubbish MTN.
When one is looking for awoof bonuses, what do you get? Greedy people always get cheated of course

Something is telling me that some of the donors may want to recoup their donations through contracts that FG would award them.
There's need for people to be giving alms sacrificially and not expect material things in return.

musKeeto: You foool, was David an African? And how was he even born-again? Abi David give im lyf to that robber Christ? Why drop your traditions/beliefs for some stupid David that has never affected your life one bit?
The kind of reasoning among Africans sef...

What is your problem, this man? I can see that you are high on cocaine. Shebi if someone says something or produces a movie about your "god" you people will start protesting. You better respect yourself and mind your language

Is Heart of The City not the track sang by Ugonna and Lyod of Aluu4? Or am I wrong?

Chanchit: Ur brain don enter menopause, I pray God gives it a second chance, before the government gives it their third shot.

Can't you fools just open your eyes and let the pix tell u the story and stop letting ur emotions get the better of you, u guys are all shouting second chance second chance, how many of the victims would really know the woman or the second chance you r all shouting...? I won't blame you all too much anyway, u all gat a fan mentallity..

Not taking anything away from the lady, its a good thing that she decided to honour the free trip, don't you people watch Angelina Jolie and co visit disaster areas putting on round neck polo and booths cos they are there to work like someone on a peace mission, btw where is her relieve material...?

I think you need an optician

Awwww I'm so touched. The photo where she is spoon-feeding the young girl really tripped me.
However, I feel that something should be done pro-actively to forestall the effects of these natural disasters. Yes, flood is a natural disaster, nobody can stop the rains. But i feel the terrain of the flood-prone areas should be touched up so as to reduce the effects of floods whenever they come. Such is done in Lagos State.

Haba! This is so unfair. We need to be following this Good governance tour, so why hide it? This doesn't speak well of Nairaland as it shows this site as being partial

touch_me_hard: I hereby move a motion that Every thread on the National Good Governance Tour 2012 should remain on the Frontpage, until the tour is over. Those in support of my motion say "AYE"

Aye jare

Yaya6: I agree with you bros. Giving more media attention to the issue gives the useless group more popularity, so the best is to take the right actions to subdue them, which I believe is what the President is doing rather.

Don't be surprised that some of them are here on Nairaland. Making use of internet facilities while they claimed that western education is sin. Whey Na Sharia Law carry Internet come abi?