₦airaland Forum

surebona:
Ok, our relationship was not that serious because I was still bringing up my ex into conversation so she found someone that was willing to marry her, she got married and few weeks later she chatted me up that her man is not capable of getting her pregnant due to complications and that she want me to please help out, that the man agreed to her getting satisfaction outside..

Me confuse o.
Abeg which kind wahala b this one and I no even know weten I wan cap dis bani like dis o.

Baba, free the babe!

Sperm banks dey there if na child she dey find cos these stuffs always backfire later!

Meanwhile, your eye sef no comot for the kpekus .... abi u wan lie?

1 month plus 25% pays for a year .... Fam of three: moi, wife and son

Help2020:
thermobaric weapons captured by Ukrainian? Shey liar Muhammed nan your father ni?

Olodo! Read!

PaNnamdi:
Oga if Putin wan use full force crush Ukraine ehnnn.

All Ukrainian cities for don level to ground by now.

Do u know the thousands of MLRS Russia get? U think say MLRS and Artillery na mate? Russian MLRS can level up Lagos in 3 to 4 hours oga.

Lie Mohammed! Make u dey lie small small na ...,. even the so called thermobaric weapons platforms were all captured by Ukrainian soldiers according to reports and videos seen .... so what?

discojug:
Hello fam, Please I need your advice on my issue; My wife and I got married 5 years ago and she has been unable to get pregnant. We have done all tests, which the doctor confirmed that I am fine but she might have a slight issue. We have tried addressing the issue but still no positive result. The thing is I am getting very impatient and feel very unhappy when I see my friends with their family especially their children...my wife is a good woman and honestly at this point I dont know what to do. I am not getting younger and I would love to have kids while I am still very much active... please kindly advise me on what to do because its becoming embarassing at this point.

Hope the tests u ran aren't being wrongly interpreted?

Sometimes, something like 9 million count for men, which is bad would be passed on as "you're fine" and that couls be a delaying factor cos u need a minimum of 15 to 20 million to impregnate ....

I'll suggest u see a professional gynaecologist who knows what he's doing ..

I can guarantee u, in 6 months your wife would get pregnant if u see the right Pro in that field jare .. not all these play boys running upandan

dawnomike:
I will send him back without notice... If the boys father does not have sense enough to reach out first, at least; his son should have a bit of brain to reach out before coming blindly

Seconded!

I also won't tolerate such nonsense!

alphaNomega:
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You need to identify mosquito breeding sites in your environment and remove them.

Invest in good mosquito nets for your doors and windows

If you must stay outdoors till evening, when mosquitoes are likely to feed, wear protective clothes i.e. long sleeves and trousers

Beremx

Yeah, as if mosquitoes will announce "we are coming for u o at so so and so time" or "we will enter your apartment now"

hspda:
Hey guys, do you want to get the cheapest and durable flash drives and memory cards, get here and contact via WhatsApp. If you reside within Ibadan, delivery will be free at any location within the city.

64 gig flash drive goes for #3000
64gig memory card goes for 2500


Whatsap :08148385925

Are your memory cards class 10? Or help quote the read and write speed pls ... Tx or send me image/shot of the memory cards

0803 431 1147

sholatech:
True, I and my close friend are both AS. A we battle malaria on monthly basis. we are always told AA are more prone to Malaria. My wife is AA and she rarely have malaria.

Her immune system is probably strong

I'm also AA, O+ and malaria and typhoid are my 2 main issues

Sometimes, it's typhoid we have and think it's malaria so to be very sure, the following tests should be conducted :

1. MP ( Malaria Parasite)
2. Widal ( For typhoid / salmonella )

Jay5mie:
Omoh

Lesson to russia:

Never underestimate your enemy!

SweetJoystick:
In war-time they shouldn't be viewing porn

Haba, you don't know that konji is capable of killing faster than bullet?

... and suddenly, bros don get diabetes wey e no get when he dey share money with hushpuppy

I knew this matter would go this way ....

[quote author=franchasng post=110559644]Put a no fly zone restriction over Ukraine and protect Ukraine air space against air attacks and let them handle ground troops.

This is the best help US and EU can offer Ukraine right now since they can't send in troops.

Watch rare video of Ukraine hospital receiving wounded Russian soldiers

Ukrainian hospital receives wounded Russian soldiers This will not be shown on TV screens in Russia.#Ukraine #Russia #Putin #NATO #Kyiv pic.twitter.com/1gacX5H8vB

— RUSSIA VS US, NATO & EU 🔻 (@RussiaVsNATO) February 26, 2022

bless u bro!

If Ukraine had factored in SAM and early warning missile equipment in this war, if would have been a lil bit better!

I just hope the US/NATO aid would include SAM! And also, multi rocket launchers for land based tanks!

citypulseng:
I am planning to retire my three years old Samsung Tab E, which gave me hell in the last one year.

It has a poor memory capacity in terms of RAM. Buying external memory drive also failed to resolve the problem.

A friend suggested I go for Samsung A7 tab as a good gadget for heavy graphic and editorial works, based on the review he watch on YouTube.

Based on your knowledge and tech experience, please can you recommend a good tablet for blogging and graphics?

Get the samsung A10 tab .... usually 3gb ram, 64gb inbuilt ... my wife used it for over a year ... no hitch, no issues at all .... no lagging or whatever ... but the price is what i'm not sure of now cos of the dollar exchange rate

turok:
Please house any idea on what to do about lexus es350 gear with p2714 code?
I need urgent assistance

Read up:

P2714: Pressure Control Solenoid 'D' Performance or Stuck Off OBD-II Trouble Code. A pressure control solenoid is a little spring-loaded device the ECU/TCM uses to control the flow of pressurized transmission fluid inside the valve body to change gears


https://www.transmissionrepaircostguide.com/p2714/#:~:text=II%20Trouble%20Code-,P2714%3A%20Pressure%20Control%20Solenoid%20'D'%20Performance%20or%20Stuck%20Off,valve%20body%20to%20change%20gears.

WhatCanIsay:
Nairaland, in fact every online and offline discussions nowadays are riddled with cases of broken marriages. Young people are getting scared of commitment to the extent that it's now obvious that some people enter marriage with divorce and separation in their front view mirror.

What's really going wrong? Is it the society or the individual?

Most of us have parents that have been married for close to four decades; in all glory, tribulations, comfort, sufferings, joys, sadness and happiness that marriage comes packaged with. Yet still I don't think there is an adult here that doesn't know a friend of his thinking of divorce and even going through with it.

I do believe that the modern society and the modern man (man and woman) is the cause of sordid stories and occurrences in marriage today. Yes we do have irreconcilable circumstances that can actively lead to divorce; example issues of serious deception which invalidates the marriage despite "the words" of marriage been spoken. But most cases of divorces we have today are in my view mostly inconsequential. What we have is mostly cases of disagreement, misunderstanding, he or she doesn't respect me, his or her attitude just changed.

People are no more patient to sit down and talk.

A lot of factors made marriages non-lasting..... one of which is feminism ....

Majorly, a lot of youths who claim to be ready for marriage happen not to schooled and informed enough about what it takes to keep a home ...

Ladies of nowadays want to be married and still be shaking their tiny bumbum upandan with boiz ... while guys now believe you can be married and still be doing "let me give u the koko" to every lady to which the wives would want revenge ...

Who reads relationship and marriage books again?

For where?

Everything na facebook, twitter, instagram with little or nothing to help in training the mind ....

Nevertheless, we have some marriages that are still working sha

And yeah, this silly concept of dating and breaking like 1000 times in a year ...

opico24:
I, Ojo Adeshina Victor want to inform Nigerians and everyone who love justice and the dignity of labour to help in fighting that GTB returns my 1.313,000 which was illegally deducted from my account on 25-01-2022.

Details

1. On 25-01-2022 I checked my email account only to find a mail asking me to suspect a fraudulent transaction. I quickly respond to the mail that I am not authorizing any transaction and will not do so anytime soon.

2. Because I registered with GTB to always receive transaction alerts on my phone and email. I was not bordered since no mail or text came after my response.

3. Upon second thought, on the same day and the same hour that I received the mail, I ran to a nearby GTB bank to inform them only to my staggering surprise that a sum of 1.313, 000 has been deducted from my account without my permission. Till now, no debit mail or text has been sent to me by GTB.

4. I found the handling of my concern by staff of GTB too unconcerned and fraudulent.

5. Until I went a bit mad, my statement of account was not given to me despite several requests.

6. My complaints has not received any serious response. Other than the statement of account which shows that the money was transferred to one Dahiru Muhammad with account number 8501928875 and sporty Internet Limited.

7. Please, Nigerians, home and abroad help at this stage. I noticed also that this kind is fraud is so many but Nigerians are just giving up thinking no justice can come.

8. I believe otherwise.

9. I am at this point open to any move that will help in returning my hard-earned money.

Please, you can contact me on:
08036310861(WhatsApp)
07063470980
ojoadesina60@gmail.com


For record purpose:

I have never and will never place a bet on any platform.

I hardly use POS and has never disclosed my bank details to anyone.

Now that twitter is back, create a big phat scene/trend ... let youths echo the thing make e loud ... i'm sure they will do normal

Dollywood:
I just bought this new LG 32 inches brand new and I realised when I connected my PS4 Hdmi to it and started playing games on it, the picture quality was wack, feels like a lot of contrast and doesn't give me that crystal clear high definition I normally see on other people's TV. I bought the TV 70K.

Please someone should help me out!

I bought mine in 2017 for 82k and has been working top notch since! And its HD!

How to know if u bought a HD tv, copy HD (1280x720) and full HD (1920x1080) movies to a flash drive and play it via the usb "at the store you're buying from" ...

And in your case, carry your PS4 go with your cables and go in the morning so there will be enough time for correct naija craze!

Like someone said, there are a lot of fake LG tvs flying around in the nigerian market ...

CaptalnMitch:
I noticed since a month ago, once I resume work and it gets to around 10am, my Dick starts getting extremely long and hard. So hard my black trousers start to make sounds as if it wants to tear.

I can't stoke it or pet it to please be gentle because of my office space. Dude gets so hard and long I am ashamed to leave my office or stand up from my desk.

It's becoming too often and embarrassing and to top it off, I don't have female colleague in my office
Please who else experiences this. What's the solution, what's the way forward?

Baba, you're doing fine!

And yeah, no be only u dey experience am ... I do while in my office and no be say man dey think of or see yansh o?

Or where did u think that quote came from "life is like a dick .... it just gets hard for no reason"?

tamertery:
This is so helpful but I’m located at abuja, how can i meet up with gazzuz is he a mech or someone that would tell me what to do? Thank you ��

He's on Nairaland sir/ma .... Search the name and check his threads .... He knows his onions ...

tamertery:
Good evening my people, I hope y’all’s are doing well, please my camry 2004 se even aftr fixing both front and back indomie still consumes fuel, someone now told I should eaither work on the fuel asin manipulate in such a way that it doesn’t suck up much fuel or, buy what he sain in his own words (black pump). That it minimises fuel consumption, please how through is this claim

I had this same issue some years ago with that evil called camry and i had to do some research myself, before my kazeem mechos send me packing to my fillage!

The culprit is most likely your ECT = Engine Coolant Temperature sensor!

Its usually beside your temperature gauge sensor close to the input manifold!

When u start your engine in the morning, the ECT tells the brain box that the engine is cold and not yet at operating temperature, hence the need to pump more fuel (Open Loop) inother to warm up the engine .... this usually takes some seconds or few minutes!

The moment the engine reaches the operating temperature, the ECT has finished its work then goes into a Closed Loop, hands off the Long Term Trim and Short Term Trim fuel management to the Oxygen Sensor (O2 sensors) ....

BUUUUUT .... if your ECT is damaged, it will remain in Open Loop and consume outrageous amount of fuel ....

Use your finger to wipe the silencer of your car .... you will have thick black soot there .....

Yeah, your car is ready to send u back to your fillage finally ....

Run checks on your ECT and then if its ok (which i doubt), check your O2 sensors ... be also sure your engine isn't overheating if it is, your ECT will likely be damaged.

In addition, check your MAP sensor (screwed just above your Master Brake Cylinder) might also be faulty!

Contact Gazzuz on Nairaland to help u with these ....

Aliencraft:
Hello Nairalanders!
What will you do if you mistakenly got credited with a huge amount of money?

I'll like to share the animation story I produced with you all. The title is "Finders Keepers", it tells the story of a young man who mistakenly got credited with a large sum of money and this changed his life for good or so he thought


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDENYPwUFiI


Say No To Fraud!

Nice work!

However, i'll advise u polish the movement more and also, do more on the audio in terms of quality and variety (its just u mimicking everyone)!

Nevertheless, its a great start bro! Its not easy to animated common 30 seconds!

My profile was accepted based on not using public domain email.

I used cpanel email that came with my website hosting. .... No hassles, no issues, straight acceptance ....

Pushing out proposals and waiting to land my 1st job!

Good luck to every freelancer!

I guess they are beginning to realise that the ban wasn't working at all .... when vpn never finish?

Even popular pastors sef no carry last, dem use vpn die .....

At the end of the day, FG & Twitter lose money ...

Faithymatt:
I don't know if I can paste the link here. Will NL allow it?

Or you can send to me via whatsapp or email:

0803 431 1147 or olaoluwaperfect@gmail.com

Faithymatt:
Are you working so hard and getting paid little in return? Have you sent out several proposals yet no one is considering you for the job? It's not your fault that you're facing so much rejection, you just don't have access to the right information on how to navigate the streets of Upwork to find high paying clients. Read on, and I'll hand over to you 4 powerful hacks you can use to stand out of the crowd and get picked whenever you send a proposal.

Walter Eyinnaya started freelancing in 2018. He started as a freelance copywriter working with Nigerian clients. His job then was to manage social media accounts, interact with customers, come up with creative posts and all that, but at the end of the month he was only paid N10,000. That's very little right?

Walter felt the same way and decided to start working with international clients so he could earn in dollars and spend in naira. But because he didn't have access to the right information, he did things the wrong way. He spent time spamming Facebook groups just to get clients to hire him. Over time, he got some clients, but they also underpaid him.

After 7 months, Walter decided to try out freelancing on Upwork and after discovering 4 powerful hacks, he was able to earn a total of $6000 within 4 months, with only 4 jobs!

What did Walter discover that drastically changed his story and helped him land high paying gigs?

He recently recorded a video where he explains these 4 hacks and also reveals how you can get his help and guidance to become a highly paid freelancer like him and hundreds of the students he has taught in the past.

I can grant you access to this video for free.

Wow!

Kindly share the link! Thanks

akajos4real:
How can this car be sharp?

The thing tire me o ....

I shock when i see the photos ...

This retired corolla for 1.55million?

HenriYire:
Tried doing that from a laptop but the transfer required a token or a code sent to my phone ( which was in the thieve's hand at that time)

Nooo brova, that's why u should have the hardware token which si about 2k ....

That would have saved your bacon bro ... It is well

We have to learn to outsmart these con men