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duchess02:
this is not true oooo,it expires 24hrs after subscription, its wat am using.From the screenshot below,i subscribed by 1:36pm yesterday n it expired 1:37pm today

They just updated that due to mtn's N500 for 2gb (+ 2gb bonus) plan and its lasts 48hours from time/date of subscription!

If u notice mtn and airtel are seriously competing ....

Have u noticed mtn launched exact binge plan airtel is offering us?

Mtn 2gb for 2 days (24 hours) seems fair.

That's what i'm using presently. I subscribe 2gb, and get 2gb bonus, making 4gb for N500

lippincott:
I currently have 87k but I want to get a good laptop with dedicated graphics. I want to use it for programming. Location is Abuja

hi bro ...

Depending on how powerful you want your graphics card to be, u can try your hands on the hp elitebook series ... that's the 8540p;

They come with intel core i5 processor m520, 4gb ram and nvidia quadro nvs 5100m 1gb dedicated graphics card and the used is being sold for 80k there about ...

If u check computer village, u will see several options though, they might not be the light-weight ones due to your budget ...

Wow! You are a big brother indeed!

Well, u need to be very harsh with him so he can sit his ass up!

1. I wouldn't advise him to get married by march next year unless he has a stable/constant source of income
2. Why rent a 400k house when he can move to some low cost areas where he can get 130k/year house?
3. Unless he is going to registry and doing it "low cost" style, which is about 100k (court fees, light refreshments with drinks, his suit and his wife minimal wedding gown), he shouldn't try big wedding or else, the kain hunger wey go attack them after the wedding, dey do press up for ikeja!
4. U need to withdraw your support from him for 2 months to see how he can fare or else, u will continue to support him for life. He needs to know what it feels like to be OYO; cos you've always been there to give him a soft landing

.... let him face the fire too bro!

That's the only way you can be of help to him.

Its harsh but it works!

They should free them jooor!

NHIS dem self, no be thief dem be?

They deduct nothing less than 4k every month from my pay and i might not even step into hospital for a whole year .... and if i do after such a long time, the hospital will tell u nhis does not cover for ordinary daravit capsules ....

So, who is the real yahoo yahoo ?

dermmy:
Does Nigerian military even know where the supply comes from?

Does Nigerian military have what it takes to do carpet bombing?

My broda, sebi we sha dey assume ni?

Abeg, no even bother to ask if dem know where supply comes from or what is takes to carpet bomb...

it is well....

2 Things:

1. cut off food supplies like mysticwarrior said above
2. Carpet bomb the whole of sambisa forest

Samolaogun:
So I got married to my wife 10 years ago. She was 24 at the time and now we are blessed with 2 kids. My wife has always been one of those self centred all about her looks type of person but I just ignored it and saw the good side of it. After two kids and at 34 my wife still looks very good, I guess that’s one of the perks of marrying young.

But one thing I noticed is that when she was pregnant with our first son all she ever talked about from day one was getting back in shape and losing weight, she was never excited about being a mother or bringing life into the world. Well She’s maintained her shape and when you look at her you will think she’s 25/26. I’m grateful for that however

Now the downside of this is that she gets a lot of Male attention which she entertains and I’m not comfortable with. On her instagram she’s following a lot of males which I’m not comfortable with.

I addressed it to her and she complains I’m being paranoid that they are school friends. When she goes out with her friends she’s always over dressing and looking seductive almost like a single lady looking for toasters.

She’s that over friendly type of woman, always on her phone, likes to do too much shakara and it’s just starting to irritate me. I checked her phone last week and theres one guy that keeps on addressing her as ‘love’. I’ve not addressed it to her yet because I’m waiting to catch her red handed so she will not be able to come up with any flimsy excuse.

One day when her and her friends came to my house to meet up for a birthday party, they all dressed like a bunch of ashewos. The following day we got into a huge argument because I warned her to never try that again.

She is still stubborn and she hasn’t changed. Im fed up of her attitude I’m thinking of separating from this woman before she gives me high blood pressure. She’s not a homely wife at all. All she wanna do is go out, to even attend to the kids effectively is now becoming a problem. I’m tired.

Bros, i understand... this stuff u are complaining of does happen to some ladies who feel their husband is over dressing, etc....

I think one way to maybe counter this feeling is to ensure you step up your game in za ozza room, then start dressing to kill too ....use perfumes if u don't ... get some good jeans materials and polo tops ... buy good sunshades and live your life but don't cheat ....

She will pay attention to you once she notices that ... and who knows, she might be angry with u for not dressing to kill, don't u think?

I'm talking from experiences of other people in marriage ....

Ohh, and pls, don't feel insecure ... unless she ain't giving u none in za ozza room ... be cool man ...

ProfAmadin:
Any genuine person with genuine link to NSCDC should call/WhatsApp me on 08078090181 for genuine discussion. I really need this job.... Pleases help a brother.. Scammers please stay off because you will not like my actions.

Hope u have applied online before the online portal was closed?

Also, try ndlea too

Blackivy29:
thanks. Its a fundamental aspect in any relationship.

Yeah, that's true.

You are welcome

Why not solve one problem completely before fixing another?

I had this "not being able to sleep" issue around 2012 and i decided to try Horlicks tea. Prepare warm and drink.

Infact, i turned it into my regular drink and i was able to sleep.

Most of those sleeping tabs are killers.

I've attached a pix of the 2 common brands you will find here in Nigeria.

But please stop all this bunch of drugs u are using o before those fellas turn u into aro.

And u are even supposed to take blood tonic when u finished taking that antibiotic.

Meanwhile, check your blood pressure as someone suggested above.

Capriconaziz:
A have a 12 years old boy when i was in my university and now about to getting married to another lady. On getting to the registry to make enquiry about registry procedures, i was asked if i have a child and honestly i said Yes coz i can't hide a child. I was told by the marriage registrar that i need to obtain a letter of divorce from d customary court in order to get on with my wedding plans despite d fact that i never got engaged or married to my baby mama. Lawyers in d house kindly shed more light to this issue. Thanks

Mr man, u be "English".

You should not have mentioned it at all. Its like telling them u were married before.

The papers they will request from u, will almost make u forget about getting into a new marriage.

So, go to another registry and try to apply but this time, buy super glue and when they ask if u were married or had any kid before, use super glue to seal your mouth and nod to say NO.

Then get married to your love without wahala.

Be smart bro or else, u get your self into unnecessary wahala.

Its kind of a hack but it works.

Blackivy29:
Try talking to her again. Dont rush it. Invite her out, explain yourself calmly. State your points.

if she's still being unreasonable, then leave her. Thats not what relationships about. Some people make it hard to communicate. Thats how the last idiot i loved was.

p.s what kind of message would you send your friend that would lead to this.

Nice & honest piece of advise

"Some people make it hard to communicate. That's how the last idiot i loved was." - .... i can relate to this ...

Toon80:
i prefer to have a private chat on whatsapp with you .tnks

Thats ok bro. 0803 431 1147 (whatsapp)

Toon80:
would love to get my hands dirty on any decent work around ibadan. help a young man survive, am a graduate, whatsapp(08053252752)

1. What qualification(s) do u have?
2. What skills do u have?
3. What resources do u have at your disposal that u can leverage on? i.e. if u have a computer, u can acquire 1 or 2 skills in short time and start a lil business for passion and for profit.

Or if u are the office type, there are several job openings out there na. For instance, nscdc recruitment online application just closed on saturday. Hope u applied?

If u prefer to have a private discussion, whatsapp me. I could point u to some few stuffs

It is well bro. Don't give up the fight!

Chimookigwe:
You're a fool, glorified maiguard. Your mates are doing better things in life, you're here constituting nuisance.

See who is talking?

Chimookigwe:
Arms were, not arms was. Dumb illiterate.
Only NSCDC can employ an idiot like you. No wonder they call the vigilantes guguru defence.

As useless as police is, ordinary Police Inspector nearly killed your Commandant General. Idiot. Na una useless pass Police.

See who is talking? Useless unemployed fool opening your stinking mouth....

I don't have your time

Chimookigwe:
"Arms was", you're a perfect illiterate.



Only idiots like you and the other illiterate don't know what's going on.

Unfortunately, you are the illiterate here... And in case u don't know, that's where i work.... Our arms are still intact ... if u want to know, go and burst pipleline and see if you don't get shot for yansh!

Chimookigwe:
Those NSCDC guys are idiots. Hear the nonsensical excuse their lawyer is giving simply because of ordinary Keke.

They are saying they can prosecute on behalf of the AG but do they have the Fiat of the AG before prosecuting?

This is the same stupidity they started that made Buhari collect arms from them.

Olodo ... which arms was collected?

Obviously, u don't read ...

Davidadebayo:
ok i want to learn from scratch most especially 2d animation

Learn after effects ... or learn flash (animate cc), or moho or some other 3rd party apps ...

It requires time, efforts dedication

Valkrie:
Where are all the S300 and 400 sef?
Syria should not take this..!!

s300 and s400 probably dey take shower before reporting for work na

Davidadebayo:
Can tell someone me more about 2d animation

If u have watched tom and jerry before, that is an example of 2d animation.

While frozen is a good example of 3d animation.

Digital artists created both and u too can learn how to do that if u want to

mrAMG2:
Picture of the d!ckless groin or I don’t believe it

U spoke my mind bro!

Bilabong:
If this post no make FP ur ticket don cut be that o...

Lol!

Abeg, una ogas wey get the key to front page, abeg, move am to land of front page o!

FTC!

Congrats to me and oga at the top!

U see, u eventually become whatever u confess!

Melaninprincess:
Thanks for this. Did the 2gb own and it's good.

You are welcome ma'am

dannyjames:
Impenetrable?

U said u hit something like a wall, isn't it?

Its the hymen. I read some report of some ladies who were virgins for long, develop strong hymen and can't be penetrated by their husband.

Or am I missing your point bro?

Impenetrable and hitting something like a wall are same thing, or?

dannyjames:
Good morning house,

I recently got married to my Virgin wife, but I have had difficulty in really entering her. I have had sex before with non-virgins with no difficulty.
However, whenever I try it seems that I hit a wall which hinder penetration, as a result my joystick got soft easily.
What are the tips I could use or any suggestion about pills either or both of us could take.
Your honest response would be highly appreciated

Eeya, u are not alone on this.

Some women's hymen can be super strong and in-penetrable.

U might have to opt for surgery.

Same happened to countless no of fellas so its no biggie.

As for your roddy-pipper getting soft after wards, its normal ... moral go nose dive due to mission failure so stop worrying your mind...

gingger:
It's only applicable to Sims not userd for sometime.

Moreover it's sim selective

Works on all new sims. I'm using it to type this message.

Its pretty cheap. Just get a new "4G sim" , register and pop into your phone or mifi and dial the magic code!

kunleweb:
Werey

u spoke my mind

Heylius:
Lol 2014 private jet 7m dollars
This one don smoke paw paw leave

Techm8:
Why wait till 11pm to binge plan when you can just do night plan an hour later

I'm just saying bro ... sometimes u are just caught at the 11th hour and airtel might be the next viable option.

I really don't dig the night plan jare! Having sleepless night cos i wan use cheap data?