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If not for our leaders, people would not have been impoverish and seek solace in these fake men of God You need to see hordes of people flocking these churches from work and I mean people who work in Banks and other big companies who you'd expect are earning huge salaries (well some do and are greedy wanting more ) but do not. Sad though

When den kidnap am, the real dollars go show up

HungerBAD:
Fake.
The money is as fake as her smile.
Look carefully to the left,and you will see a photographer with a camera there.
So this means it was a photoshoot,and she was giving "Studio Fake Dollars" to take the pictures with.

Psychology again the cab guy knows if he keeps it, the owner probably has his cab number and details and so would hunt him down so it was best returning it and enjoy the adulation that follows. People are hungry in this country to allow such money to be returned

Look at these people! Since iPhone 7 came out we never go hear word again. Have they not done even worse for little? Not supporting the must have attitude of an iPhone 7 or any other expensive phones but pls they should let us hear word joooooor.

Why not play at the Calabar Stadium and make more money from gate takings? After now, NFF go de complain of low cash. Useless people

It's all psychology dear. Ideally who would have thought the jacket worn would have cokes inside? No one but the fact that the NDLEA guys have been trained to watch out for tell tale signs.

1. The guy is coming from a drug flagged country (Brazil, India, Columbia, Pakistan etc are such countries) and passengers must be searched.

2. You land MMIA or other Nigerian International Airports wearing Eskimo jacket, when we all know AC for these airports are not functional, you will be searched. Better if he had held the jacket in his arms but then it was too thick for the cold in the plane sef.

3. The guy may have been looking a bit jittery when clearing the various security posts.

4. He looked too 'jew' to have been coming from Brazil without ulterior motives. Like say he dress like a boss (business man) he won't have been flagged for search.

All these our musicians going on so called tours, you know how many of dem de run these things? Or you think all the money they flaunt na from music CD sales? Think again.

Rockyrascal:
Whick kind mumu be this one self.

Some people do pile their internal system with drugs and they are still been caught.

Next time, massage your left side of your tummy down close to your waist. You should feel the accumulated poo in your large intestine. Keep massaging and poo will come. Try not to force it out though. Ensure you drink plenty water while chewing on food.

Talk to your mother to stop being saucy. She should stop finding papa trouble. On the other hand, it might just be what keeps them going Maybe you should invite them to stay at your place for a while and monitor them both. All the best.

RIP girl. Your loss will be sorely felt by all. May God grant you eternal life. Amen

Do what go remain to fund 2017, 2018 and 2019 budgets?

I thought they killed him recently?

Yes because the Nigerian Immigration se4vice would need to record your exit out of the country same way they recorded your entry back.

They cannot record your exit out as a British citizen because you did not come in as a British citizen. Best bet would be for you to get a Visa on your British passport before traveling to avoid wahala.

Buhari is visiting Nigeria

Dirty environment what does it take to get peeps to help clear the frontage

PDimokoKORKUS:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/dont-sex-will-remain-bolaji-ogunmola/

So Nigeria is on recession, Bubu travelled, Nigerians going nak3d Issssorite!

lillan042:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxKlZlyttuU



nawaoo ooo

I beg to disagree here! These three assets are either milking Nigeria dry or not functioning at optimal level for their presence to be felt.

In the NLNG market, Nigeria is not really a big player when it comes to supplying other countries ...we have the reserve though but the reserve is not going to be part of the deal or would it?

The refineries are just seating duck refining nothing. They're probably outdated and the Niger Deltan won't allow it to thrive so why not sell and allow the buyer manage the crisis?

NNPC we all know is just a cash cow being milked by the staff.

We all heard same thing when NEPA and NITEL were privatized but today we're almost there.

Cutehector:



If Buhari sells the NLNG to Dangote then Nigeria is in big soup

LMAO ....I haff died with laughter!!!

kenonze:
I guess this must be via surrogacy.

The woman's mental health cannot cope with conventional pregnancy.

.... . No wonder Gov Dickson keep traveling abroad( to donate sperm.)

Congratulations to them.

Hmmmmm ....so we were actually importing Palm Oil? Are we madt in this country ni?

I know but they should have insisted naaaa!

odomanis:
In fairness to the national assembly, portfolio has not been assigned to him then. And this is why people like us believe that the legislature should screen these nominees based on the portfolios assigned to them.

This thing be dropping everyday yet we don't see what they're using it for. We can't even get to buy sef WTF is wrong with this country naaaaa? Haba!

How does being board chairman or member of a board or committee qualify you to manage a country's budget? The NASS people self are not worthy of being a good representatives of the people yet they're castigating another. Were they not the ones who asked Udoma to take a bow without questioning him? #eDiotsInGovernment

Nor bi dis guy wen he and Onyx dat boy-girl de nyansh be dis? ar sure say na only LIB worshippers go full there naaa including that girl wen go post and mention...'Linda take note' in all her comment Anyway good for you guys! Hope say one of the credentials to submit would include at least 100 consecutive posting on LIB

silverdam:
Yeah! So i finally visited the famous Linda Ikeji Media office in Lekki yesterday. I was invited over for the final interview as a writer/tv presenter/radio host. It was a pleasant experience... The office is well furnished and up to standard, no staff yet as they are still going through recruiting process.

You mean pay per station? Pay per view means for every movie or program you watch you must first pay for it.

Ekakamba:
Let 'em just make it pay per view kawai!

Some people too like wahala shaaa! See the two pix attached. These were from Linda's birthday party. Joro took a snap shot with two different ladies in the same posture and same day too ....is dat his wax image too? Haba!

E yaaaa ....but you for buy one big container of grease for Total filling station and that moment he mentioned 'grease' you give it to him like its hot .....slap him with a handful of grease #UselessMan

euchaaria:
I'm still devastated...sequel to my last thread, https://www.nairaland.com/3339626/meet-me-mega-hilton-hotel I braced up yesterday and went ahead to meet the man yesterday.. He sat me down and went straight to the point, that if I don't lay with me i should forge about the job that he is untouchable..I was just staring at him, and as he finished talking,I just told him they"God bless you sir, you will surely be rewarded, I won't budge to your offer, but will keep on searching until God gives me my ordained job". I was almost in tears,but just struggled to hold my self and calmly walked out.. I'm still in bed till now, too weak to stand up..I leave the man to his fate , he has a score with whatever God he serves...

Why can't they just Sack this foolish CBN governor naaaaa? Haba! If government reduces the poor and low income earner's tax and increase that of the rich, is it not the same market everybody goes to? Is it any different? Or the market women will ask you your tax level? Ediot man.

This is not wax of Michelle Obama. She was at the occasion for real and those photographs were taken with her standing backstage at the Broadway event. Each of the first ladies were beckoned to join her for the shot one after the other so she maintained her posture.

Source: http://www.popsugar.com/fashion/Michelle-Obama-Wears-Self-Portrait-Dress-September-2016-42422375

AtlanticBreeze:
Aisha has become so desperate to remove the Halliburton tag from her name, but the more she tries, the more the tag sticks..This is a photo supposedly taken by Aisha with Michelle Obama vs same with the Rwandan first lady.. Spot the difference or rather, spot the similarities. Either both first ladies snapped with Michelle Obama's wax figure or one of the them jacked and photoshopped the picture and your guess is as good as mine on the usual culprit.
Meanwhile according to the posts, these pictures were taken at different functions.. Aisha really needs help

How many identification numbers den wan issue again? We already have the NIN issued with the National ID by NIMC what again den wan generate kwanu?

16. Nigeria
Rapist walk scot-free boasting and threatening the victim and her family. I most cases the victim is scared to report to the police for fear of stigmatization. The victim loses and the accused wins! Sad

Bhet <Ghanaian accent> the girl negotiating from rape to consensual sex and going on to 'intentionally' inflict harm on the man could work against her #JustSaying tho. It remains her word against his sadly

She's still on summer vacation