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cnanu:
If you need someone to trade for you and you already have a forex account then let me know.

At what percentage

MT:
Can you please provide a link to watch Poju Oyemade predicting Covid 19 for the year 2020 ?. I will really be interested in knowing such a wonderful man of God.

Sir YouTube is your friend.


Sadly if you think its predictions that make a person a true man of God... Lol, even your JESUS predicted that Lazarus will not die and he died. Read your bible

MT:
With all the predictions by our religious leaders that fell flat on their faces in 2020, will you trust any predictions from them in 2021 ?

Such arrogance from your mouth.... How many religious leaders do you know.


Even poju oyemade accurately predicted what will happen in 2020 in his cross over service

Many others too.

We all knew 2020 was the beginning of something unprecedented and new but didnt think it would be a virus.


So if you will not wise up and speak into your 2021 for your own self and for your own sake and be your own personal Prophet.... Then that's your waterloo.


Bible says "you shall have what you say" not what a pastor says but what you use your clay mouth to say.

Closed mouth, closed destiny.

Lest I forget
Missimelda01 merry Christmas o

See PUBLIC Pseudo proposal..... SHE WANTS TO BE HIS SUGAR MUMMY..... so she uses her son as BAIT


kaiii naija women.... this was just a SMOOTH way of her entering into OZO's life...


Its a TRAP.... I pray his big head does not swell and he falls for it.

Jacksparrow7:
There are fools... everything they do is in the name of God.
They offend you in the name of God.
They use you as an example for unnecessary things in the name of God.
The deceive you in the name of God.
The cause problem for you in the name of God.
They harm you in the name of God.
They betray you in name of God.
They make you suffer in the name of God.
They condemn you and don't see their bullshit in the name of God.

Idiots...
One just happened now just how many minutes past 1:30am this morning. Idiots bunch of fools. Because because no one can talk to you. You will ask for help one day, let me see, let the holy Spirit help you, he is always free, stop suffering people for your shit and your mental retardness.
Bunch of amoebas

God feels the same way too.

Cubana04:
Hi guys, I have been having serious headache about my kid brother. He works from home (Legal Online Business) at first I didn't support the idea but he never gave up on the business and now he earns at least 50k monthly after every other expenses. I bought him a small Tiger generator to help the business since he needs to be online 24/7, and power in his area is really poor. He is still a 200level student though, but ASUU strike made him venture into this business. Recently, he has been complaining of spending much on Fuel to power the generator, and have been thinking of a way to help him out. The only thing that came to my mind was to run solar system installation for him, he stays in a room apartment so I don't think he will be needing a big solar system. I posted a topic about it here few weeks ago, and a guy recommended MTN Lumos inverter. So I had to make my research about it. I called MTN and from there I got contact of their agent in Ajah, I spoke with the agent and she told me it's maximum of 80watts, 200ah battery and #4,500 payment monthly. My problem is not the monthly payment, the problem is that, his laptop is around 65-90watts, so this Lumos Eco is out of it.

All I need now is the best Solar and Inverter package, I can get him with 70k-100k budget. Just to power his laptop, charge his phone, maybe his 26inches TV, I can get him a rechargeable fan.

Please solar/inverter experts, give me recommendation please.
Thanks

There are solutions... Go to jiji and find Solar Power Bank for Laptops

It is very portable and can last for two days.

My own is old model but it still works fine. Since 2018 and I bought it 35k on jiji back then .... I even bought two.


Till now it has no issues

onyxo76:
i got married 11 years ago, a few months to my wedding, i and a female co worker had some fun together since our spouses to be were not in town and we helped ourselves to prevent loneliness.
the female co worker also got married about a year after i did, and has 2 kids presently.
we have not seen each other since when i got married and had to relocate to another state.
she got my phone number from a friend some 4 years and we chat from time to time and sometimes request for some financial assistance from me to meet some needs, i send her some amount if i can but not everytime.
recently she has been asking that i pay her a visit in her city, that she would love to see me again etc.i have turned down her request severally but she keeps saying that i don't want to see her and so on.
i told her that ill try and pay a visit early next year and she's been saying i will stay the night to which i declined as i have no excuse to tell my spouse that i will be away from home for the night.
I'm considering cutting her off completely but I'm thinking of how to go about it, but at the same time i feel it will be quite harsh as she's quite a nice person, I'm simply not comfortable with her eagerness to see me, or is she having a troubled marriage ?

Bro stop deceiving ya sef.... you know you will have sex with her when you go... YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO GET CONFIRMATION or ASSURANCE.... see.... change your number and save your marriage else.... what may happen to you, you would not be able to come here and share it when consequences of such cheap infidelity backfires.


DON'T LET YOUR ERECTION CONTROL YOUR DIRECTION.

Lovethaa:
My friend Samson is a plumber ad he is 32 years ..
Lol one of the funniest and ridiculous human on Earth . So Annoying. Man

I met him at a church ,. He was living in the church compound because according to him he ran away from his former area when he was accused of stealing something he did not steal , He told me he went for a plumbing job on a house and after he finished and was paid ,he went home only for them to com to his house with agbero boys and beat him up .
what did he steal ? 10k... Yes just 10 thousand naira only . They beat him up and he told me when the beating refused to stop he had to admit he stole the money.

He have paid them 5k the money he was just paid for working and made a promise to pay the remaining...in the night he japa and came to island to stay with his broke poor aunty staying at jakande ..
His aunty has 3 kids and she Fred's them by selling oranges by the road side...my friend had to help her too .

When I heard his story I pitied him ,he was looking rough and scattered so I told him to come stay with me cos I was living alone in my R/palour self ensuite..

My friend was happy,, when he packed to my house, he was always calling me sir so I told him to stop and call me by my name , if I cook he will wait for me to serve him but I told him "Guy we are friends.. serve yourself after if you're hungry cook anything u see ,"..

With time my friend adjusted and I told him to Barb his hair..I also gave him my clothes to replace his old faded clothes and he was grateful to me ..

After about two months I lost my jobs and the little money I have remaining was what I used to sustain both of us ..

But God in his infinite mercy shine his grace on my friend and he started getting plumbing jobs worth thousands, as if by juju my friend was quickly connected to lekki rich men and was always going for jobs every day coming home with lots of cash and foodstuffs...

I was genuinely happy for him and I also begin to look for a better job... But my friend too like woman ..once he got comfortable he started pursuing women up and down .even me that I'm good looking and girls are the one chasing me ,I wasn't into women .

I advised my friend to stop or at least keep one but he nor hear ..my friend also is a talkative ..he has no secrets and just few weeks he spent in my house he already told all my neighbors things nobody know off me...

He did not see it as something bad ,but I was vexed and I warn him not to tell people my story ever again because I don't need anyone help ..

My friend began to come home drunk...I also warned him against drinking but he nor hear...

Buy my friend was getting richer and I was going broker,it got so bad that if I want to buy 100 card I will havr to ask him for it ..

I hate asking him for money because I feel he's already doing enough by feeding me ..

As time goes on my friend got tired of me ,he told me he's tired of spending his money on me ,saying he has not been able to save up bcoz of me .

I was hurt ...then he told me he's travelling for a job and he won't be back in a month...

Not knowing he ran away from my misery...

I suffered for about 2 weeks but then God in his infinite mercy sent me help..I met a guy who got me a job and start that job I met another helper who gave me 100k to buy clothes and food ...

Like play like serious after 3 months I was back on my feet ...I even change my iPhone 6 to 8...
I also paid my rent ...I was just doing fine as if he travelled with my problems...

Then one day I went to a vigil and a prophetess told me ,I have a friend who will beg me to pls accept him to stay with me but I should not because if I do ,I would indirectly exchange my glory with him...

She also told me staying with that my friend was what set me back...

After about 4 months my friend came back..broke and remorseful,
he begged me to pls forgive him for staying too long and told me everything that happened,how he met this babe who convince him to stay there,,they started living together and he only got to found out she's also dating a cultist and bla bla bla I forgave him but I told him he can't stay with me ... This life hmmmmm

Deep super story... wow.

God has helped you o.

Pls what is the address or church name of the prophetess....

Also... why not change your number. So you cut off from bad energy people

Goodness34:
please guide me through I will do anything possible to see positive changes in my life

pls dont deceive yourself.

no one guides anyone blindly....


TELL YOUR COMPLETE STORY FIRST then we can know if you are in the wrong or in the right and how to help you. GOD IS FAITHFUL....

as long as you have DATA to browse, then ignorance is your only problem.

Many of you SEE only the problem, without seeing that there is always a way out where there seems to be no way.

Coming here to write the book of lamentation will not work.

tell your story and let wise guides help you find the way out.... simple

BaddieFreak:
Lol, bad as how? In what aspect is she bad at? hope it is not what I am thinking

Was she your present or past partner?

Do you know the depths of levels being BAD has?
She is as bad as BAD can be, even the devil is scared of her because she is a wild-child when she is FREE with you and a GOOD SAINTLY ANGEL in the presence of everyone else when she wants to make an impression.

She is so bad, if I dare list her badness, I would get BANNED for life from NL.

She was my PAST-Present continuous tense.

BaddieFreak:
Let's discuss.

What was your first impression about your past/present partner?

What was it about your current or past partner that first attracted you to him/her?

Lalasticlala, Nazgul, fati2001, fvckhypocrite, soulstalker, jawalis, shortyy, tobechi74, collinsuchendu

she is bad..... veryyyy bad and I'm so interested in being part of her life so i can be her COACH

PUSSYHOE:
women want men to control themselves, stay faithful, masturbate than let konji control them. the question is how will the female gender survive when we have ratio 3:1 female to male in the world.


it is a fact women live off men, they are generally Lazy and if they eventually work it is for them not for the family. women money is theirs men's is the family's which women run.

you really underrate women and overrate sex...


in the days of your own mum, was she starving of sex?

Before the INTERNET... sex related crime and even sex before marriage was VERY VERY LOW....

The digital age corrupted many and made it seem like its as important as the AIR we breathe....


SEE, WOMEN ARE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK AND THEY WILL SURVIVE.

addictions can be replaced.

Calmbaby:
I went to see a guy called UC, he is a friend, though I won't call it my boyfriend because there isn't anything special between us.

I was around his house that night that I hang out with my friends. So, I put a call to him telling him I was around his house. He said he will meet me where I was. After the hangout, it was around 10 pm, the guy called me when I was about entering keke to my house, asking me to come over. I had to go to his house instead.

On reaching his house, when I meet him, the first thing, I said to him was "Hope you will not touch me at night"? He smiled.

We got inside the house and we started seeing a movie before I knew it, I have slept off. Thinking my night would go soundly. I balance dey sleep my thing. Only for this guy to wake me up at 2:23 am for sex.

I struggled with this guy, fought him. He torn my pant, gave me a blow on my left eye. I shouted, I started seeing Stars. I was screaming 'Jesus Jesus' while covering my left eye with my hands, and standing up at the same time. This boy did not stop at that, he still went ahead to push me down when I kept resisting him.

I insisted am not going to allow him to have sex with me. And then, he asked me to leave his house by 3 am. I was like, What? How can I leave by that time? He went to bring a belt, that if I don't step out, he will beat me.

He escorted me downstairs to the sitting room. I was like, please, allow me to sleep here, in the sitting room. He refused and insisted I leave the house entirely. At that point, I became mad and shouted to him telling him, I can't leave, he would have to kill me this night, I was saying to him, that you can't force a girl to have sex if she says no.

This guy changed instantly, and he was like, " shebi you wan mad? You are screaming at me abi"? The next thing I know, he went and bring Cutlass.

Machete Because I refused you sex?? I was damn surprised. Guy, brought out a cutlass and chased me out of the house. I sat down at the front of the house around 3 am, thinking of this attitude. What should I call it? Simply because I said no to sex. I was been treated like this? Like a trash bag. Choi. Girls have suffer sha. With my swollen left eye, I was crying, reflecting.

Shouldn't a girl have the right to say no? Simply because a girl slept in your house doesn't give you the right to force her to have sex with you. He had to struggle with me, gave me a blow on my eye, slapped me, pushed me down, asked me out of his house, brought a cutlass on me. All that because I refused and insisted am not going to Bleep him. Choi.. Some Men are Monsters sha.

PS: the guy is cute, fresh, attractive. And am beautiful too, black and very curvy.

You ladies won't respect yourself in the first place, but later you blame guys.


Does a goat go to sleep over in a lion's den all because rain is falling? is that not temptation enough?

So, what did you expect, only a lady who lacks discipline will not know how far time has gone that she should return home or stay with her female friends but instead chose a guys place to stay and expect him to be NICE? for this same naija? na wa o....

See, there is NOTHING LIKE "ordinary friendship" between a guy and girl o, either at masturbation or wild fantasies AROUSING SENSUAL THOUGHTS must come.

So if by now you do not know that, pls stay in your parents house o. Streets are not smiling.

Jashub:
You are misinterpreting the OP's message. He is of the opinion that the message
being preached by today's church is on prosperity rather than the salvation of men. And I agree with him.

Brother AFTER COVID, LOCKDOWN, PROTEST.... many pastors don change message o... abeg update your facts o, no use shiloh generalize o

boyjo:
Why are almost all Mega Churches in Nigeria silent on Endtime Message?

Like...the thing dey baffle me anyhow.

Shey na politics cause am?

I laff at hypocrites like you who come here claiming end time message.... are you sent by God to be the MONITORING SPIRIT OF ALL CHURCHES IN THESE LAST DAYS....

How are you in the body of Christ and still do not know what an END TIME message means....

So all the ones that pastor chris did during and after the lockdown plus the global prayers.... SHEY YOUR AREA DID NOT HAVE LIGHT FOR YOU TO WATCH ABI YOUR GEN SPOIL?

So the prayers by D.K olukoya and messages of repentance he has been preaching since January about the coming of Jesus and hell... shey your DATA refused to connect to hear them?

What about J.B KUMOLUYI at Ketu with over 10000 members worldwide... all he preaches is about repentance and salvation because of the return of Jesus... I guess you do not know all the mega churches in existence.


Pls mind your business and face the ministry God has giving you rather than being an inspector where you are not appointed.

QuoteMeAndDie:
They are scientifically called the Longtroat begiensis

Other wise known as the Gimme


The name is coined from the words give and me together

Say it as one word

Giveme or plural Givemes

But it's spelt Gimme or plural Gimmies

They are mostly found in middle class to lower class females in Nigeria

They reside mostly across the middle belt and southern states in Nigeria

Physical Attributes

Gimmies often have a default artificial skin tone due to the fact that once she attain puberty a gimme proceeds to alter her natural skin color from whatever shade it is to an extreme light skin tone ..there by resulting in blackened knuckles and conspicuous green veins .. however there is a new specie of gimme who has shown the ability to even lighten the dark knuckles and cover up green veins.

Characteristics

The Gimmies native to southern and middle belt of Nigeria exhibits the follow characters

1. She has a limited set of communication skills hence she never spells her words fully examples hw r u (Actually means how are you) Hello/ Hi dear (This is how a Gimmie says hello to everyone even strangers )
wat (what)
Hi dear cn u snd me call card/ artime/ credts

Gimmies usually flock on apps together but the most common are instamessage, badoo, tinder and it's easy to identify them via their profile as follows

Career always says Self employed or works at self employed or md of self employed or intern at self employed

But in some cases where her IQ allows her the ability to lie about her career there will be tell tale signs in the profile like

Education university of london (yet her pictures are all in the corridors of hotels

Education self employed

Education blank but employed at the name of the app

Career contact me for all men's fashions needs then she will have lots of pictures of men's boxers that look really cheap

Interests I am here to make friends

I don't do hook ups I just want have a good time

These listed above are some signs that you are about to interact
With a Gimmie

Their trade make is 'can I ask you for a favor "

Or she tells you I don't want to stress you don't worry I will sort myself out

I will continue later

this one pass REDPILL o... na BLACK PILL.

TheGoodJoe:
From my brief research, it has to do with fair usage. That is, as long as the site is not for commerical use, (no ads on them, they can lift images off Google and sites and use).

So the real questions is how do these blogs earn money if they are not using ads.

Need clarification from any webmaster willing to assist.

Case study:
https://www.justarsenal.com/

just say you want to learn how to make money with blogging... and stop wasting our time talking about images.


so you didnt see that they have SPONSORS?

sponsors pay to keep them going.

There are too many ways to make money from blog without google adsense... even google pays too low compared to others.

keep researching

my madam missimelda01, lets spend the weekend together attending this class o.

TheGoodJoe:
While researching sports blogging, there are huge warnings against using images that are not yours but I find numerous sports blogs using lots of pics on their sites which I believe is not theirs.

How do these blogs get these images without copyright infringements?

Thank you.

they get it from ROYALTY FREE IMAGES websites.

search for that and you will see several that you can use.

nathpope:
Were you able to get the info?
Is it worth it?

NOPE ITS NOT.... Just another referral link... with un-withdrawable $50

since you have no scientific proof.... just a religious undertone to scare ladies to stop taking the drugs rather than to stop PREMARITAL SEX TOTALLY.... sadly THIS GENERATION WILL NOT HEAR YOU.



Next time come with scientific facts and proofs and even if they do not fear God or have strong moral values, they will listen.

spoked:
Some people experience delay in their wedding process for marriage due to their church pattern or marriage committee. which Church do you know that does it better?

white garment churches

any new age church

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Lovethaa:
There is this babe called Funmi that I like in my area , very curvy sweet lady , I was very young then but I remember I used to go to her school gate and wait for her , after the closing bell she will come out with her friends but she will ignore me ..
I will still go to her house during the night and beg her sister to help me call her , she will tell me she's coming but will never come or sometimes she comes but will not spend more than 1 minute ..

But I was persistent because I truly love her .. then one night like a dream she agreed to date me , and I was happy but she gave me plenty condition which I accepted.

A week after that , my dad relocated me from Lagos to Abuja , so that I can pursue my admission into the university, I was sad because I was separated from my love , I didn't even get to kiss her or say goodbye before I left .
We kept talking on the phone though, every day for some months but my cousin brother who I was staying with noticed and ask me who is she , I told him the whole story and he warned me that I should leave her cos she would have definitely gotten herself another boyfriend ,

He assured me that the babe is just using me to catch cruise, my friend in Lagos also told me that he normally see her with one guy always and that made me hate her ,

So I told her to stop calling me and after that I changed my sim and we lost contact.

I got myself another girlfriend in Abuja and Life goes on
But after 2 years one of my cousin friend's brother Gabriel who is like a brother and a friend came to my house and ask me if I know any girl bearing Funmi .. I was shocked because that was my ex girlfriend in Lagos .
I asked him why and how he knows about her ,he told me that she added him on Facebook and he saw that I'm the Mutual friend..(I later got to find out that this babe added all my Facebook friend's )

I told him that she's my Ex and we are no longer a thing , the Bros asked me if I still love her and I told him no ,
After about 3 months , This bros suddenly came to our house around 9pm asking me and my cousin to follow him to the park because he wants to pick a guest
Which we agreed . On getting to the park I realized that the guest is actually Funmi my Ex girlfriend..
She has grown mature , looking curvier and beautiful I was i'mmediately jealous to have lost such beauty .. she greeted me and my cousin and sat down in the car.
My cousin friend then drove us to an hotel with intentions to book her there so that both of them can spend the night ,
We waited in his car, while he left with the babe to book the room ,
His plan was to book the room , settle the babe down , come back to drop us at home and then go back to the hotel to join her.,
We waited for like an 20 minutes in the car and my cousin was suggesting that they are already having sex which really pained me

But when brother Gabriel came down to join us in the car we saw the babe behind him .
He called me and my cousin to one corner and then told us the babe says she won't sleep in any room unless I'm there ..

This bros was disappointed because he thinks me and Funmi Set him up. He told us that night that he was the one who sent her transport fare to come not knowing it was a plan .. he told my cousin that if it was another person he would have beaten me up and the girl but that he leave us to God.

This bros was so sad and disappointed that he drove off leaving me and my cousin with the babe ,
My cousin left me after a while and I went back upstairs with the babe to spend the night because the room is already booked .
The next day I took her to my house where she spent a week before she left for Lagos .our love was rekindled

But brother Gabriel hated me since then And was always calling me 419...

He set you up o....

Moral of the story.... SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LEAVE PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE IMMATURE TILL THEY GET TO A TIME WHEN THEY GET MATURE.

Kwili:
please my fellow nairalanders help a brother who is currently in need of a job.
things has not been easy for me after graduating from the university.
am a graduate of Glass Technology from Ahmadu Bello University Zaria, Kaduna State.
I did other professional courses during my service year which are:
Health Safety and Environment (HSE),
Hazard Identification Course(HAZID) and
International Project Management Professionals(IPMP).
am willing to relocate to any part of the country for job.
this is my contact :07017498139
please help a brother in need.
admin please I beg you in God's name help me push it to front page.

Pls if you were in zaria.... Find joshua selman.

See, days of waiting for job is over. Get skills and start to hustle

Jashub:
[s][/s] Not religion... Islam.

RELIGION O.... ALL FORMS OF RELIGION IS PSYCHOLOGICAL SLAVERY.

GOD IS NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS.

big breast and backside deceived him to a point he didn't see that she has a pea brain with fangs for teeth

Men are moved by what they see.... these days women too are moved by what they see(cash, car, house)

The world is gone nuts.

religion is the greatest and most wicked form of slavery.