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I av never been a victim of a carjacking, thank God. On the lighter side, when I was about 8, I went through a stage in which anything I laid my hands on will spoil. I was playing in my dad's benz and mistakenly removed the rear view mirror. It was so easy 2 remove but so difficult to put back. I gave up and dropped it on the dashboard.
When my dad came out, he was so sure that someone had tried to jack the car. He actually gave a testimony in Church. I felt really bad.

I think Hanni looked d best n Bernadina looked d worst. Sharon O and Karen had dir bum showing the whole time. Sharon couldn't even dance just kept walking up n down trying to look sexy but how sexy can u look when ur pulling ur dress down all the time. But d DJ just dey too dull.

Grans Siroki! Chei i don laugh tire. Pls, no make dem sack me from work o.
Even if u read the back of the jeep, it will mention the rain.
Anywayz, no be everyone wey dey post here actually dey literate.

Point taken

Can i ask another question?

Is it, "funnily enough , or is it funny enough"?

Haba, oga Siena. He clearly said the radio of the car was stolen not the car itself.

I don't send dirty sms but i did mistakenly send an "i love u" sms to my boyfriends father. Immediately i saw the delivery report i wanted the ground to open up and swallow me. He called back almost immediately and i truly wanted to throw my phone onto a garbage heap and run like hell. I calmly picked the phone and greeted him very well. After some small chit chat, he asked me if he should forward the text to his son and i humbly said, "thank you sir".

Can't ever forget that day in my life. Lucky for me that i had previously met his dad and i had called him up just to greet him before.

koruji:
Probe my bottom. Anybody that allows himself to be decieved by this was either not here for the last Assembly or has a short memory.

The question we need to ask is what happened to all the previous probes our impotent NA has ever conducted.

I'll tell you:
1. They constitute a probe committee whose job is to collect travel allowances travelling all over the country looking at things they know absolutely zero about.
2. They start soliciting and receiving bribes from the affected companies.
3. Zero report, nobody gets punished.
4. If we are lucky the EFCC will start an endless case of corruption against members of the probe panel - 4 years hence, while they enjoy their carefully orchestrated looting.

Remember you heard it here first - it is a prophecy.

I don't think so. The last one they asked MTN to pay to every single one of their subscribers N150 or something like that. I received mine so i remember very well.

Will get back with my experience.

Thanks 4 that. However, the person building the school is going to be the principal and has started recruiting teachers.

I guess the bone of contention is how to get parents to put their kids in a new school.

They have great facilities with 2 big school buses, residential facilities and even a chance for orphaned children to get scholarships.

I joined in February 2008 but was just content to read and still do so.

Miss Davidylan.

Lol. Abi na where rain they call in village.

Even though i want Karen to win sometimes she grates on your nerves. She is so loud and classless. Wish she could be a little less uncouth. Like last night, she was just rubbing me the wrong way like the sound nails dragged on a chalkboard makes. Eww. But nobody else gives entertainment like she can.

Do banks really sell at N151 - N154? Sanusi made a proclamation that banks should sell at the prevailing market rate 2 years ago. HAs it changed?

@ Seun, not meaning to be rude but opening a thread on Nland to whine about it is of no use. Either u sue them, cause to be published your own side of the story or you just let it go.

Oh God, why did i dilly-dally?
Wanted to send money but i waited now its too expensive. Chei God help me.

I hope we are all voting strategically?

I have been using mixt to vote Mumba. Fingers crossed.

Karen for the money.



Press Fastforward

@ addict, what do u expect from Karen, she is sex starved. Na serious spiritual conji dey worry am right now. If any guy should cut her a little eye, she will fall yakata.

@ addict, all the people u mentioned as u wanting them to win are no longer in the game so move on.
I used to be a Karen hater but she has her good sides and i don't care who else wins.

Press Fast Forward. Maybe next year will be better.

I really wish people would vote according to who is doing better in the game than country affiliations.

Vimbai has taken over from Weza as the new Miss Perfect.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

She should go back to jail where she belongs. That is what i want her to do not doing beauty pageants.

calebrita:
please doctors can you help me out on what to do[b] about my wife i am newly married.[/b]
my wife is not always wet whenever we want to Be Intimate so i always have bruise on my joystick.
please what can she do to improve it. or please advice me on what to do.

Is this person ur wife or are u cheating on your wife?

sexkillz:

_{****Falls Down and breaks teeth****}

Abeg no break teeth yet o. The guy go soon gbagaun another one.

Shawl001:
Hmm!!! All in the sake of money.

I dont think it was money. She was the one that said God gave her 7 babies in 1 yr just cos she never had a child before and was some sort of prophetess.

3 people have died!

This reason that was given get k leg.

Fashola's father's house is in Surulere. All the inner roads in Surulere are being built, all the major roads were built during his first tenure but cos they were substandard, he has to do them again and doing it better e.g Bode Thomas. He is doing it for himself so i always discount Surulere when talking about good roads Fashola is/has built.

This should make front page. It is real.

http://allafrica.com/stories/201107130005.html

Bomb blast was at Bornu, CONFIRMED. Heard 3 people are dead and others are injured.

http://allafrica.com/stories/201107130005.html

DNA test is not the only test. If "ur kids" don't have the same blood group with either u or your wife, are they really your kids?

Add a poll so we can quantify it