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Poorboy:
He resemble witch

LeView:
You sound so immature to be married. Why you asking us the questions you're meant to ask her?
It's like only dumb people come on nl. So watching porn now means someone can not have strong principles and morals such as being faithful. If she was going to cheat trust me she wouldn't need porn and self stimulation, she'd be getting laid which means no need for the porn.
Instead of handling your business like a real man your here all emotional like a mitch!

Beemhan:
I have 2 questions for the OP:
1: Have you watched porn since you married her?
2: Have you had sex with someone else since you married her?
If your answer to the above questions is in the affirmative, then oga, swerve...and stay swerved. But if it's in the negative...then you're most likely lying so once again, swerve...and remain swerved
#HypocritesEverywhere

7Alexander:
Notice me. Just for show. Love is in the heart, hate is in the heart.
What you see on social media may not be what is obtainable in reality

steveturner24:
I believe one day you will stand the chance to correct your daughter on the way she should dress. i pray it goes off your hands

steveturner24:
we do not dress like that in our uniform. we do not encourage indecent dressing too. Look at the picture closely, there are two female corp members there and only one is emphases upon. Why must you be a bad egg in the society.

higherpower:
I made a stop at the ATM this morning in Uyo and I saw this lady who totally turned her NYSC uniform to something else. To me I believe this is a national color and it has to be handled with honor and patriotism. Different strokes for different reasons so are uniforms and dresses for different purposes. Has this not defeated the purpose of covering the body n make one appear responsible? I decided to make this post because of the tongue lashing people made at her. Some people were saying that she paid for to be sent to Uyo so she can sell her body. Some said she thinks it's Akpabio' tenure where free money was flying. Some just hissed. I think NYSC members should be a role model to some younger generation. Imagine if she wears this to teach in the class room!!...... Remember she is being termed as Federal Government child n is being paid by same. Is she leaving up to their bids?

Sirhethat12:
if I have polio legs then that means you have polio brain!!! you have definitely done something wrong today haven't you? imagine someone broadcasting to the world about it your pictures included! of which I don't even see anything wrong with her trouser, it is subjective you know... your ego would not let you admit what you have done is wrong, Yeye dey smell

Teaser4:
This op is so dumb. d kind of trash cant make fp,guess dat was aim b4 u created dis poo. learn to mind yur business, and get a life. If yu served 10years ago,and u av time 4 stuff like dis,dat means yu neva mature,you must be jobless too, or even poor,and that my brother is a problem.

LatestAmebo2:
Vivian Wobo, a Rivers State-born NYSC member serving in Kaduna State, just passed on today, 3 days after complaining about being seriously sick. In the picture below, you will see when she was complaining of being sick in a WhatsApp chat..See images of her below

[img]http://2.bp..com/-GFU_sEvrH6U/WJSoFI0zFdI/AAAAAAAAMyU/CpJJKu0NYMskrSM5h0kwqNxpIkInBkYlQCLcB/s400/vee.jpeg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-CDMUu1yeA0Y/WJSouPzjKMI/AAAAAAAAMyc/ltjbGXZGCskCXc-hWw2b1f7BUyXG8i1JQCLcB/s400/vee.jpeg[/img]

see the WhatsApp chat below

[img]http://3.bp..com/-9RNW7XwXn6g/WJSo9jJGGhI/AAAAAAAAMyg/8WZU30R822cenpG2_bh_lw-0OJUksaPEgCLcB/s400/vee.jpeg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-wh0URl4OEOo/WJSpdPQZkdI/AAAAAAAAMys/YwHCujbv90U0u68PK6fjHmFDWzYdaZ8wACLcB/s400/vee.jpeg[/img]

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/02/female-nysc-member-dies-in-kaduna-state.html

hahn:
Done

hahn:
Damn, my wife has a phobia for cockroaches

Let me wake her up and tell her about this story. She will flip

daramolaj1:
The owner of the dog just called, Im yet to verify shes the owner though. Thank you

lepasharon:
Ppl with SC don't need ur pity. Now stop being condescending

harheesha:
So ss patients are nightmares. You don.t help to give these people confidence. You make it sound as a plaque to other people

wink2015:
Maternal mortality rate during child birth is high in Nigeria.

But there is a spiritual angle to this story. Let the husband be investigated. It could be he is a member of Ogboni confratenity and other blood sucking cult that desires human sacrifice for them to make wealth or live long.

Iamwrath:
Lamentation

Bbsharon:
Have always had the fright of rushing water not to talk more of a large mass of water.

Our destination was the Elegushi beach on the lagos island. I helped pack all what we needed as fast as possible and hurried through with the other preparations to say I was eager to go was an understatement . On getting there, you have to pay the entrance fee of 1000 naira to have access in. Was I terrified at the sight of the water ? I could not tell at first but the sight was lovely, I just looked on, suddenly and all the fears of going to the beach vanished and all I wanted to do all of a sudden was to go close to the water and have fun. Then I remembered what my mom told me on my first day of going to just a pool with friends. It was an excursion at a college I attended and I had taken an extra cloth to attempt swimming only for my mom to start warning me not to enter the water at all nor even go close as if she saw a vision. I assured her I was not going to enter the water but on the contrary I did all she said I should not and even took pictures. I got home that day and showed my sisters the pictures they laughed and we hid the pictures from my mom till date.( that's a girl code there...lol).

I noticed something about the water it was kind of alluring in a way as it keeps drawing someone to come close but the fear of the unknown wouldn't let me even have fun in peace a's varuous wild thoughts started playing in my head. So beautiful a view to watch as the water rush with fierce waves at intervals . I kind of reasoned out certain things and related the water as a person with so much passion and force that would fight at getting all he want just to keep forging ahead, and that would reject any form of dirt or unfriendly body you try to force on him no matter what or how enticing as long as it can't take it it would reject it.

I saw some people jump in to swim and I felt like having their courage even if it's just for a moment but again the fear of the unknown was playing nollywoood movies in my head of how some ladies were warned not to swim blah blah and then drowned so I didn't.  On getting home I knew I should have at least had fun as I would have wanted but was also grateful I was back home whole and hearty.

At the end of the day I realised nothing more like admiring nature with a deep sense of gratitude.

http://www.demitalks.com/2017/01/first-day-at-beachmy-experience-with.html?m=1

PaperLace:
My sister, 1yr and half? it's Buhari's economy.
Everyone is getting worked up, we're not getting value for our money and hardwork.

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We should be more bothered 'bout how you can make some money, while still having time for you baby.

Modified: it seems you really want us to blame the man, and we have refused...lols. Okay, his money is una money, but you have a better idea of what he earns_ less the incessant hike in prices of recurrent expenditure from it and you'll understand why he is angry.
Have you bothered to ask what he thinks he should have achieved? Maybe he planned buying a land in 2016, this is 2017, no land-no savings. Men naturally get angry when they are not meeting their target.

I didn't advise you to jump back into teaching because the average teaching jobs doesn't pay that much. It may not give your family's financial condition the required boost. There are so many things you can do from home to earn better than the average teacher. If you really want a career in teaching, you can do certification(s) while at home, that way...you'll be relevant upon your return.

CaroLyner:
Haha i know someone that has it on her school id card too #freewill

smithe113:
search no more

Adonis3:

Your wife died this morning.. You still had the nerve to take a selfie and upload on fb


Maybe it's just me sha...





#Adonis3HasSpoken

BrownCookie:
I am a lady please.

prestigiouslady:
Good afternoon Familanders.

I'm in dire need of advice hence my write up.
I'm a single mum of one, I got separated from my ex two years ago...though we are not officially divorced yet. After things got pretty nasty and he had to chase me back home (prior to this, my folks had wanted me to come back home due to his constant abuse)... I thought we could resolve issues, we both tried to but he's just like a smoke, he can't hide his character for too long..he's hot tempered, egoistic, and he can so mouth trash me(emotional abuse).he grew up in a home where his mum was the C in C, so he hates women trying to have a say.I must always do whatever he says not minding if I'm comfortable or not. I have my own share of the blame cos sometimes, he pushes me and I react back, so I'm not saying I'm a saint either. But my friends and family knows I'm not a trouble maker.

So I've been alone for two years, no date, no relationship cos I'm still officially married to him.. I went to see some of his friends and they told me to move on without him, its sad but they couldn't hide it anymore, he has moved on even so show casing a lady around as his new found love..but when things go down the drain between him and his gf, he comes back to me trying to see if we can make things work.

Now I have two problems here,
1. I don't want to be the one to sue for a divorce cos he will blackmail me emotionally (he tells everyone who cares to listen that he didn't chase me out of the house but I left cos I couldn't endure which is a lie from the deepest part of hell)... he doesn't want to sue for a divorce too.

2. I'm becoming too lonely, most night I cry myself to bed.. the last time we spoke, he told me "you're a very good lady, I love you but I really don't know why things arent working between us".. I know he loves me but I'm becoming too lonely and I don't want to cheat on him.

3. Around July 2016,a friend of mine (family friend) has been on my neck for a relationship, I've known him for a while, he was there for me all through when things was bad, he is a good man and he knows I'm separated (he's officially divorced to a white woman)...he's like everything I want in a man.

I really don't know what to do...do I sue for a divorce? or go into a relationship with my new guy for the main time..please help me.


Thank you

cc

winningwinner:
I received a mail this morning calling all well meaning Nigerians to come out and protest government's insensitivity to the plight of the conmon man. Reading down the message I saw some sensible and salient issues being addreesed, but what came to my mind threw a chill to my spines. Will Nigerians behave properly during the said protest? Will they conduct themselves properly without giving room to hoodlums to loot, destroy and render innocent people's property useless? Will they have the support of the general populace? Will the law enforcement agencies not have a field day as they waste innocent blood at the slightest provocation? Will the government honour the intentions of the protesters and use it to form opinions and address obnoxious policies?
If the above issues can be addressed and understanding reached, I think the protesters have my support. I don't know about you...

Exerpt:
FIRST MASSIVE NATIONWIDE PROTESTS ON THE 5TH OF FEBRUARY, 2017.

A call for good governance.

A call for urgent explanation into the reckless economic downturn nationwide.

A call for nationwide protests as we say No to the Executive, No to legislatures, No to judiciary... You have all failed us.

We the people are tired. We can no longer continue with all of you. All your excuses and mistakes are not funny. We do not wish to continue with a system and government that is not working but afflicting the people. We the people of this country not living under the privileges of government allowances and remuneration have now accepted to take the bull by the horn to come out and protest this obnoxious and baseless policies and excuses of the government of the day.

Where are the recovered looted funds?

Why do we still have the executive arms and legislatures still enjoying their salaries and allowances while we hear there's no money to pay workers?

Why do we still see ceaseless power failures with no explanation and hope of getting out of it unlike before?

Why do we keep seeing peace talks in Niger Delta, fulani heardsmen and ipob without any solutions being reached, while the strategies keeps aggravating the people involved as political leaders stage forums to extort funds in the name of addressing their subjects?

Why did we have petrol price rise to 145 for the sake of global oil price crash and removal of subsidy but such price is still being maintained despite significant re-awakening of the oil price from $30/barrel to $56/barrel?

Who is to be held accountable for the sudden and continuous hike in price of commodities in the market, where for the first time in history, Nigeria is suddenly selling kerosene at 400 naira per litre as against 50 naira per litre, diesel at 300 naira per litre as against 100 naira per litre and petrol from 87 naira to 145 naira? Yet maintaining the same systems, environment and maybe a lesser money spending government.

There's need for Nigerians to rise against what is happening in this country having waited patiently for the legislatures that were elected to represent the people all to no avail.

How can there be rise in cost of living all of a sudden and no one is telling us what is actually happening? Not even a single person in power to address the challenges in the various sectors and introduce palliative measures by the government to cushion the effects?

We call on all Nigerians of good conscience to rise against this inhumanity against mankind, dehumanization and heartlesness living in high places piloting the affairs of this country while we're yet to drawn into a deep blue sea.

To this cause, we the masses wish to use this medium to alert ourselves that on the 5th of February, 2017 , there shall be a nationwide massive protest from state to state, local government to local government, ward to ward and kindred to kindred.

For the first time, all Nigerians shall match out of their houses to the streets with placards displaying what displeases you in the Nigeria of today both in the executive, legislatures and judiciary arms of government.

Cars shall carry green leaves to display the unhappiness we the masses have towards the economic uncertainties in Nigeria and the displeasure of hearing of excuses and mistakes here and there in governance.

Nobody said anybody is above resignation if he cannot meet up the yearnings of the people like David Cameron of United kingdom.

We are tired of getting surprises whenever we visit the market and yet no shake up in government spending amidst the dwindling economic reserve. Our governors and top government functionaries keep living flamboyant lifestyle, building mansions and buying up properties abroad at the most expensive locations in the world and they end up going away with it once they identify with government or political party of the day.

Enough is enough.

We have been pushed to the wall, we have reached our crossroads and our last hope before we are drawned in silence without notice is a massive protest and a vote of no confidence on the people we voted to pilot the affairs of our nation.

May we rise to demand a bann on the following:

Security votes of every government functionaries. Why do we spend extra while their security operatives rely on their normal salaries, why even continue this scheme in a dwindling economy as this in Nigeria today?

Oversight functions.

Excessive allowances like health and travelling allowances abroad, etc.

New yearly furniture allowances, rentals and kitchens for government houses, etc...

And the need to start owing governors salaries etc.

The need to stop local government allocations till they start functioning constitutionally.

The need to channel youth empowerment programs towards youth friendly programs such as sports, information technology, entertainment, innovations, inventions and not just agriculture or farming.

We call on state of emergency on power, bad roads, poor governance, dead local government areas, electoral frauds etc.

God help Nigeria as we rise on the 5th of February, 2017.

Long live the people of the federal republic of Nigeria.

Pls pass it on till it gets to over 145million Nigerians suffering from the current hardship that is capable of turning this country into a living hell if nothing is done about it NOW.

Encourage growth, encourage development, encourage stability to all.

Help us to fight with our own voices now.
The question here is, will you protest?

sanandreas:
I am not from the region. The youths knows best who would serve well

TheWebbers:
So, some deluded mofos here because of this post will be looking for a woman like this lady. They will start seacrhing for a lady that will take selfie with them insde keke napep and tell them not to take her to an expensive restaurant. Different strokes for different folks. A lady can do all those and still not be good for you. Modesty and frugality and all those are good but it goes beyond that. You must also look at the love, compatibilty and other characters. I will never marry a nagging woman even tho she possess all the qualities above.

This guy I think is lucky, he probably got everything he needs in this lady, well, probably tho, who knows, she might just be one cantankerous woman.

Anyways, fact that a woman wants to enjoy her life with me inside a cool and big AC chilled apartment and cruze around in Toyota Venza doesnt make her worthless and vice versa. I am working hard to make everyone around me, be it girlfriend or family to enjoy.

My humble logomarchy kindly submitted

sanandreas:
I will vote an igbo man any day but not okorocha. They must bring a man of good reputation. No more mediocres.