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Celebrities / Re: Y’all Ageing Backwards”: Fans React As Chidi Mokeme Links Up With Ramsey Nouah by BluntTheApostle(m): 6:18am On Jun 02, 2023
tiswell:
baba rest!
You are either tall or short


You don't know anything.



Every country has an average height.


If you are 5'7 in Nigeria, you are a tall man because the average height of Nigerian men is 5'6.



In the Netherlands, you are a short man if you are 5'10 because the average height is 5'11.

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Celebrities / Re: Y’all Ageing Backwards”: Fans React As Chidi Mokeme Links Up With Ramsey Nouah by BluntTheApostle(m): 11:59am On Jun 01, 2023
tiswell:
Ramsey na short guy fa,just a little taller than gym iyke


Ramsey is like 5'9.


He is not short for a Nigerian man.
Celebrities / Re: Y’all Ageing Backwards”: Fans React As Chidi Mokeme Links Up With Ramsey Nouah by BluntTheApostle(m): 11:57am On Jun 01, 2023
FireUpNow:
I never that Chiro Mokeme was taller than Ramsey Noah oo. Nice one


Ramsey Noah is under 6 feet. Mokeme is over 6 feet.
Romance / Re: I'm Worried, She Does This Every Night by BluntTheApostle(m): 7:05am On Jun 01, 2023
Creamypie:
infact na me you dey refer to in this message. it is very normal. Na so me be. Further more, the place am sleeping must be dark, I must not face window, no noise at all, whether from phone Call, music, even discussion between 2 persons. If its day time, I dey use cloth cover eyes so reflection of light no go enter, so I can nap. I can't sleep straight from night till morning. Totally impossible. I dey wake every one hr, stay awake for 30 mins, doze off, wake up after 50 min, stay up for another 30 mins.during this period of short sleep and wake up, every slight movement in d compound dey noticed from my bed. This circle continues till past 4 am, then I can sleep partially deep till 5:30. Am used to it



It is not normal.



You have a sleep disorder.



Moreover, your case is different from the girl's case.



Your own is sleep disorder.




The girl's own looks like trauma.

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Romance / Re: I'm Worried, She Does This Every Night by BluntTheApostle(m): 7:00am On Jun 01, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
I began to get close with a girl I'm dating for months. She started spending night in my house recently.
This is the 4th time I'm spending night with her and I keep noticing something strange about her
Due to the fact that I am a night crawler work late till around 2am

I noticed that the smallest sound wakes this girl up.
She can be in deep sleep snoring, if you just drop pen for ground. This girl will wake up.
She can be sleeping long hours if I move chair, just small sound. This girl will wake up
The sound of slippers moving is enough to make this girl wake up from deep sleep.

Any small sound this girl will wake up
I opened a can of malt, the sound woke this girl up. She will wake up look around and go back to sleep.

Is this a sign of trauma??
I feel like she doesn't sleep at all.. it's weird how alert she is during deep sleep.

I'm even thinking of dumping her
It's scary that she can easily wake up if pin drop for floor. Any small sound she will just wake up.

Is this normal?


It is not normal.



She is living a life of extreme fear which is usually an evidence of trauma.




I wouldn't advice you to stick around for too long.




Except you have married her. But since you haven't, run for your life. It is not easy to care for someone like that. The fear aspect is only a portion of the problems you would face.




Wait until something triggers her episode, then you will know that things dey for this world.




Also, caring for traumatized people is not only time-consuming, but also very costly.

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Politics / Re: Governor Alex Otti Monitors Abia Community Cleanup (Video, Photos) by BluntTheApostle(m): 6:54am On Jun 01, 2023
tydi:
So unhygienic of the governor.
How could he go to dirts without a face mask on and his aids couldn't even had advice him .




No hand gloves too.

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Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by BluntTheApostle(m): 7:27pm On May 31, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh.......5yrs with out sex,bros u try ooh

the highest i fit go nah 1 month ooh..


cheesy
Crime / Re: Adegoke's Murder: Hotel Receptionist, Adesola Sentenced To 2yrs Imprisonment by BluntTheApostle(m): 3:59pm On May 31, 2023
This is a murder case, and if she knew so much as to provide links, then she was a conspirator, and is therefore liable to far more than 2 years. She should have got at least 10 years, even with a plea bargain.



But then, even with the light sentence, she would remain an ex-convict for life. It would be a stain on her name.
Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by BluntTheApostle(m): 3:40pm On May 31, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh........bros wait 1st,u mean u never knack for 5yrs nw?


Yes, na. In fact, August 4 will make it 6 years.
Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by BluntTheApostle(m): 12:14pm On May 31, 2023
We should come and rejoice with you because you had sex for the first time?



Sex that has become cheap nowadays?




I have been celibate for more than 5 years but If I want to have sex today, I will have. That is how cheap it has become.
Sports / Re: Will The Flying Eagles Defeat World Cup Favourite Argentina Tonight? by BluntTheApostle(m): 12:05pm On May 31, 2023
The Argentine team has not faced any strong team in this world cup.



If we fancy our chances, we would beat them.

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Politics / Re: Yusuf Datti Joins Peter Obi In Court As Trial Resumes At Tribunal (pics) by BluntTheApostle(m): 8:32pm On May 30, 2023
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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Shettima Get GCFR, GCON Titles by BluntTheApostle(m): 1:20pm On May 25, 2023
No matter how hard you hate Tinubu, you cannot deny that he is a master craftsman. He may not have the political sagacity of Awolowo, but he has proven that he is a better accomplisher of plans using people.



He had his goal at sight, but like the fox, he took his time so as not to jump too early and miss his target.




Awolowo, for all his political sagacity, lacked the tact which made one president.




While SLK and the faction of AG aligned with the Balewa-led NPC, Awolowo led an exclusive political team which cost him the presidency. He had an ambition, but lacked the tact to see it through. An ordinary schoolteacher (Shagari) came out of nowhere to beat a political giant like Awolowo. Equivalent to today, Obi had more political clout in 2023 than Shagari in 1979, and yet Awolowo could not beat him.




Hate Tinubu all you want, but you cannot deny that there is a lot to learn from him if you want to succeed in politics.




There was an interview that someone granted explaining how Tinubu is so strong in Lagos state.




Tinubu did not become a powerful politician in Lagos by being proud, arrogant or authoritative. He became powerful by being extremely loyal. It is said to up to the lowest of the lowest APC chieftains in Lagos, Tinubu respects everyone and seeks their counsel, something that cost Ambode his place in APC.




Learn patience, loyalty, and respect, and you will be great.

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Romance / Re: Help My Neighbor's Wife Wants Me To Impregnate Her by BluntTheApostle(m): 9:08pm On May 24, 2023
UYEMDO35:
Please pardon my grammatical errors.

Na Life story nobi made-up tales... It's happening to me.

Being jobless at times is a disease, I've been at home for sometime now waiting patiently till when my school will release our result... Along the line I've gone round to check what I can lay my hands to do. since am a newbie to my current environment were I base. at least to keep myself busy instead of doing nothing, upon my research of finding myself a job, I couldn't secure any job , so I went back home and trusting God for a job. I barely go out except I have something important to do outside and were I live is surrounded by married women.... So recently there's dis my neighbor's wife who has been stylishly staring at me and when my eyes caught with hers she will look away and smile. but to me, I didn't read any meaning to that, I thought it was just a normal thing untill recently she confronted me and explain why she as been staring at me and her reasons was that she likes me and want us to be friends,  She was like u know it's been long her hubby's been around and it's always just her and their little girl and she'd want me to come around to keep her company if I'm free like I always cos I hardly go out becuz I have no job. So as a gentle guy, I have been visiting her house for the past 3 days now to discuss and watch some romantic movie with her...so recently, I discovered that she has got so emotionally attached to me even it got to the extent that she keeps calling me on phone unnecessary to visit her and by the time am with her she won't say anything reasonable instead she will start telling me how she misses my absence. so dis morning I decided to visit her and when she saw me she was just smiling althrough while with her and then she started acting weired and I could notice that and i asked her what the problem was, so she open up to me and narrated everything saying that she has been secretly staring at me without I knowing, and what she said that got me scared was when she told me to impregnate her that she likes my facial looks and want her child to take after my look. I just couldn't feel comfortable with her anymore becuz {I no expect say such word fit come out from her mouth} she even promise to compensate me if am able to get her pregnant....I just told her to give me sometime to think about it.
The lady in questions na very beautiful woman, she fine pass Mami water sef and na every man's dream... She has a 5yrs old daughter and her husband is not always at home..
To be candid I think I love her and I can't allow dis offer to pass me by .

I have resigned to my fate and after seeing so many ladies going out to commit adultery I do not bother if my wife bleep outside but she must do it codedly becuz if I catch her na problem.

Right now, my Spirit Is Willing to resists dis temptation but my Flesh no gree.


Abi wetin una think ...... Shey mak I do or make I no do.





You are a foolish man.



So, with hundreds of single women in Nigeria, it is a married woman that you want.



You want to break a home? You don't know that these things come with huge prices. Some consequences even come with a loss of human life or even a generational curse.



Better avoid that woman. She is a devil. Don't let her wreck your life which is looking miserable already.




Hustle harder for a job so that you can occupy yourself. An idle hand is the devil's workshop. Even if you don't have a 9-5 job, you can occupy yourself reading books to grow your mind and develop yourself.



Just get yourself busy, and stop going to watch romantic movies in another man's house behind his back.

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Romance / Re: G by BluntTheApostle(m): 12:54pm On May 18, 2023
Netcry0:
So recently me and my gf broke up.. there’s been a girl have been talking , she more like a therapist to me, she have a bf .. so after me and my gf broke up which this gal is aware of.. i just told her i feel lonely and the rest . Then she said no problem that she’s my gf for now and i should feel free to chat her up if i need someone to talk.. could this mean she actually likes me or just being friendly?



She is just being friendly.



Just like you said, she is like a therapist.
Romance / Re: What Happened This Morning At The Gym by BluntTheApostle(m): 12:17pm On May 18, 2023
Women are the cause of the disrespect they get from men.



There was a video of Portable and his friends having themselves entertained by two girls who kept rolling their buttocks while Portable and his friends did whatever they liked with the girls' buttocks. It was sickening. The girls were no better than objects.

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Celebrities / Re: Could This Be The Reason They Want Seun Kuti Remanded In Prison (photo) by BluntTheApostle(m): 11:01am On May 17, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
Could this be the reason the Nigeria Police was asking the court to remand Seun Kuti in Prison for twenty one days?


Assaulting a police office is a felony.



Don't look for excuses. He committed a serious offence.




What we all need to do is to learn from this story. Always manage your anger. It doesn't have to be against just police officers, but even civilians.



Anger has landed some people in jail. Just small anger o.




No matter what situation I find myself, I always make sure never to go physical. What I usually do is never try to get too close to the person because when you get too close, there is a high chance, your hand might move, and do the unthinkable.





Keep your distance, abuse verbally if it helps, back away and get into your car.





Sometimes, most of the assaults people get into during road clash are avoidable.





Somebody hits your car. You get out to check. No damage or a mere scratch, let go, especially if the person is apologetic. Abuse (if it helps) if the person is being cocky.



Just avoid physical altercations so you don't buy market from Nigerian police.




I remember an incidence that would have cost the motorist just 20k. He ended up spending 10 years in prison for violent felony.




Anger is bad!!!
Celebrities / Re: Murphy Afolabi Dies After Bathroom Fall by BluntTheApostle(m): 4:38pm On May 14, 2023
Death has started again in that industry.



Two popular actors gone within a week.

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Crime / Re: Missing Franklyn Chioma-Blessing Found In Port Harcourt (Photos) by BluntTheApostle(m): 9:53am On May 14, 2023
Fame1309:

You guys can talk trash, how can you expect that from a 12yrs old kid?is that not gojeotha sch uniform she is inn,I thought they have school bus that bring them to school and also carry them back home.


This is the problem with you people.




You don't ever want to admit that even a 12 year old can already be having sex.




The world is changing. I see some of these boys and girls already browsing the Internet. With careless parents, you would be surprised these kids already access pornography.



You all just have to accept that even a 12 year old can already be sexually active. It is now left to parents and society to watch these girls properly.




Parents who have 12 year old children who own phones should monitor them. Also, with DSTV/GOTV, access restrictions to certain shows/channels should be prioritized.




If you sit down there, saying "I don't expect that from my 12 year old girl", she might end up pregnant at 12.
Celebrities / Re: Actor Saint Obi Dies At 57 by BluntTheApostle(m): 9:42am On May 14, 2023
The man died since 7th May, and it is just appearing on Nairaland?


Even actors who were not half as famous get their deaths reported at least a day after.



RIP, Saint Obi. You have contributed your own quota to the nation.
Celebrities / Re: Charles Inojie Escapes Death From Collapsed Water Tank (Video) by BluntTheApostle(m): 5:30pm On May 13, 2023
I never stand or sit close to water tanks.



I have always taken precautions around water tanks just as I take around vehicles that carry containers.
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Spotted Eating Grass In A Nigerian Zoo (Video) by BluntTheApostle(m): 7:48pm On May 08, 2023
Lions eat grass to aid digestion.


Tigers eat grass for the same reason.


It is not a part of their diet. It just helps them with certain minerals for digestion.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Meets With Wole Soyinka (Photo) by BluntTheApostle(m): 11:04am On May 08, 2023
God1000:
Nice, he's building new bridges of love and unity.

But I think there's something fundamentally wrong with Nigeria, good people with good intentions are not given the chance, I don't know why


How do you know those with good intentions?



Moreover, are you telling me that everyone who has governed this country had bad intentions to have performed woefully?


You all need to understand that good intentions are not enough to make any noticeable impact in a country like Nigeria.



For a Federal state like Nigeria to work, you need more than a good-intentioned president. You need good-intentioned people in every level of governance, from the presidency to the LG councillors.


If you are a good man, and there are bad governors in some states, those bad governors would rubbish your efforts because the bulk of their incompetence would always end at your desk as president. People will blame you for the incompetence of the NASS, governors, LG chairmen, councillors, even for their own personal failures in life.



That is why it is hard to be a good president in Nigeria.



Look at Buhari. He can't even wait to return to Daura.



They always think being president of Nigeria is a piece of cake. You will hear them making mouths during campaign. Then, they get there, and reality dawns on them that it takes far more than one man to change Nigeria.



In fact, the easiest way to become an abused man is to become Nigerian president.

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Religion / Re: List Of 7 Best Dressed Nigerian Pastors by BluntTheApostle(m): 9:43am On May 07, 2023
Christianity is fast becoming a laughing stock in Nigeria and Africa in general.

The richest pastors are black men, and yet the poorest people are blacks.


It is revolting, to say the least, that in a country with more than half of its population languishing in extreme poverty, pastors are living lavishly, spending on expensive clothes and hair relaxers.


It is a shame that the whole essence of the Christian life is lost on the average African Christian and those who call themselves "men of God".

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Politics / Re: I’ll Go All Ways To Get Back My Mandate – Peter Obi by BluntTheApostle(m): 2:35pm On May 01, 2023
It is either this man is delusional or is trying to stay relevant



You don't even have the spread to start with. Even many of the online polls in which he won showed concern for his lack of spread hence the prediction of a rerun.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Never Pay Money To Buy These 3 Courses Again... by BluntTheApostle(m): 12:57pm On May 01, 2023
Do people really make money from affiliate marketing?




And then, there is sport betting. Not a course, but there are scammers out there selling what they term "sure games".




You will wonder why they don't just put their life savings on it and become trillionaires, instead of wasting precious time marketing the goods to potential victims.




If I came across a truly sure game, would I be selling it? No. No human being will be stressing himself selling it.




I will just borrow like 600k from Fairmoney and carry like 10 straight wins with huge odds.

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Romance / Re: See What I Wore To The Mall that people were staring (pics) by BluntTheApostle(m): 12:50pm On May 01, 2023
IamdbuII:

Nothing just stress
Thanks for the concern!


You are welcome, my brother.



Just keeping pushing. But don't overwork yourself.
Politics / Re: Sanwoolu unveils Electric Buses For Lagos Mass Transit (photos) by BluntTheApostle(m): 9:13pm On Apr 30, 2023
Obi2saveNigeria:


STFU, bozo!

Where did they build the solar stations? You just want to be deceiving yourself. You don't buy electric buses before you start planning how to provide power for it. Sensible people will first secure the power sources.

Dumbo!



There are many solar power stations, including a solar farm already nearing completion in Lagos state.



For your mind, you think a proactive government such as the ones that have governed Lagos since 1999 would introduce electric vehicles into the Lagos transport system without instituting electrification projects.




Let me tell you. The idea of turning Lagos into a smart city did not start today. It started in 1999 when Tinubu drew up the masterplan. Everything is well planned. These are not spontaneous projects.

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