₦airaland Forum

czarr:
Why do they always relate everything to the Biafran war, especially those over 65 years....that year If you complain of hunger he'll tell you that during the war, they ate lizard and drank urine in the bush. I later found out that my father didn't even fight sef he was somewhere in the east the war didn't reach....enjoying goat meat, he was only 11 sef.

I love my father eh.

martin1994:
Hello guys... please I need your thoughts on this

I have been in a relationship with my babe for a year now. She came to my place on the January, we had sex and immediately after the first round of unprotected sex, she told me that her period is coming out which I went and bought pad for her. We didn’t have sex again till she left the next day. Fast forward to February when she came visiting again and she told me that she haven’t seen her period. Please guys... am I responsible for the pregnant or is she trying to put someone baby on me

Enskynelson:
Congratulations. U don get alert! Either you made the 'deposit' or someone else did transfer, it's an Alert. Celebrate!

Zealoy:
Hi guys few days back i went to my girlfriend shop to visit her, i don't actually know what happened an argument broke out between her and one of her male customer, it was so intense that i have to step in, one thing led to another and i got into a fight with the guy, i beat him up so badly that people started separating us.

barely a week i got into a fight and beat up my fellow guy because of her, this same girl warns me to stop coming to her shop and even threw away the gift i bought for her today in the presence of everyone because of some flimsy excuses, so i decided to end the relationship.

I've been thinking what if on the process of fighting that very guy i got him badly injured or even killed him, i wud have been chilling in prison by now and my girlfriend will find someone else and move on. Honestly i regreted my actions that very day and i wish i can see that guy again so as to apologise to him and tell him that the girl i fought him because of her few days ago is no longer my girlfriend today. Pls guys as long as she's not ur wife pls don't put ur fellow guys down or fight them becuz of this girls they don't worth it.

Rubyjade:
My cousin sister who went to study her masters just came back home with her husband to be, she introduced him to my parents and the are making arrangements already for introduction. But, I have had a one night stand with him while he was in Nigeria in the club, in the rest room for that matter and he paid me.

Should I tell my sister the kind of man she is about to marry ? The guy did not even recognize me, I guess he has done it to a lot . BL should I save my sister or mind my business?

sylvestersamuel:
Real Good. If i should start mentioning some of the things that turns me off in a lady, i might remain single for the rest of my life

I will list them, nevertheless.

No matter how pretty a Lady might seem, once i notice some of this treats in such a lady, this, to me, is a red flag.

*Short Ladies: Surprised that this is the first thing on my list, huh? Yeah. I don't find Short ladies attractive no matter how pretty they look, even if they are endowed physically they can and will never be attractive to me.


*A lady that lacks sense of humor: if as a lady you don't have a good sense of humour, you are the kind that always keep a straight face, am sorry sweety, we aren't compatible.

*Lacks good communication skills: Aside from being short, another vital thing that i look forward to in a lady is the way and manner in which she speaks. If as a lady you lack good communication skills, in the sense that you can't start or keep a conversation going, to me, you are unintelligent. I like it when a Lady can start up a conversation especially if it is sports related and political.

*Uncleanness: Of course, you all can agree with me that no man in his right senses would be comfortable with a dirty human be it male or female.

*Ugly Ladies: I often hear people say they aren't after a Ladies beauty but her character. Well, character also plays a vital role in any relationship, but if i were to date a lady, she must come with both package ( Good character and beauty).

*She must not be a Manchester United fan
*She must be able to speak both English and her native language fluently.
*Must be decent
*No make-up
*She must keep a low circle of friends
*She must not be too religious e.g My pastor says kind of ladies
*Must be educated etc.

Ladies in the house, are my demanding for too much?

CamusMidas:
And if he says he has a Job, what would follow next?

orohbiro:
I met this guy last year at the shopping more we became an item, he even bought me iPhone pro max on my birthday he has be showing me care and all that.
But for the past 3 weeks the attention has reduce I think he is seeing another Lady he normally send me money month Ending to make my hair but he didn't send me money this past February he work at a construction company I don't want to loose him and I don't want to fight with another lady because of a man if I find him with any. What should I do please and getting tired of the whole thing ihe took him 2 months to win my heart

CamusMidas:
A simple I am not interested should be okay, which kind careless format be that one.

Vinnie2000:
My Neighbour's 14 Years old Niece Whom was brought from the Village is Quite Respectful and Nice! She goes on Errands without complaining@All.

But her Problem is She does not Joke with anything Sex-related! Once you by Mistake tell a story or Joke containing Sex, She will be all over you for more Details(on the sexual part)!

Recently, I heard her singing Rema's song (Soundgasm) and you need to see how she was 'Chewing' the Lyrics and Singing excitedly with some naughtiness!
It is Crystal Clear that by 2024 or 2025, This Girl might be Collecting 'Rods' Steady!

But I Could not help but Think. WHAT IF I WERE HER ELDER BROTHER OR FATHER.
WOULD I JUST WATCH AND LEAVE HER?

So I am Thinking of Stylishly Advising her to Wait till 20 or 21 Years before she has sex since it is obvious she has a High libido!

SO AS AN ADULT, WHAT IS THE BEST ADVICE FOR A HOR.NY GIRL?

house10s:
no shame @ all

Cholls:
my sister what is your solution to this issue

luvmijeje:
Who are the people sleeping with them? Are they ghosts? I still don't understand why men have the guts to call women prostitute. What should we call men that are sleeping with them?

Bloooody:
How is this the man's fault?
Please think before talking

guobe:
I saw a very young girl in an eatery today,this girl should not be up to twenty years,her backside was so huge and can give Nicki minaj backside a good run for her money.My question is?when a young girl has that type of backside at her young age what happens to her when she is more matured.

Bloooody:
I can't be the only one noticing the alarming rate Nigerian women are going to runz and prostitution.
You can now see girls at age of 16 using iphone 12

Nigerian women are internationally known to be wayward and backward thinking but this rate of prostitution is something else!!

qekng40:
Be PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE But
DUMB Or INTELLIGENT But UGLY


I'm physically attractive and intelligent.

Michael223:
Hi guys, I'm Michael - one of the best and most handsome comedian in Nigeria. I just registered my account, only to find out, most people here are anonymous; which means they might be ugly.

Anyway, I'm the hottest, girls feel free to send a DM.

Haters back off


Will like to suck in. Your balls if you swing both ways


Lalasticlala please move to Frontpage.

Ilamina:
Good to keep them as friends

Edo kwenu

Ocholu:
Yeah! It feels like something I want to do because the thought has championed my mind recently.

There was a time Rema took one of his fan out on a date and it was lovely to watch. I want to try it out with a Nairalander. It will be luxurious. All bills on me. Travel ticket et al.

I am thinking;
Gaming
Shopping, and
Dinner.

But we could plan things out properly for a good outcome. Also, I can easily glide between Lagos, PH/Enugu or Abuja. Send me PMs let's vibe.

Bornbiafra:
Omo this fine girl wants to send me to jail..

Around 10am today rose visited my house from her hostel with a short skirt..and a revealing top.
Immediately she came in I rushed her with a hot kiss and she reciprocated,one thing led to another we started knacking..

It’s all fun and she was screaming so loud that I had to turn on my speakers

After about 30mins of constant knacking she was not moaning again and just remained stiff

Omo I stopped immediately..
Started calling her name rose rose rose and she was not responding

I heard to call my lodge mate to come and help me out..we poured her water and yet no movement

Omo I started sweating and praying

She was like that for like 45mins ..

I now remembered I have olive oil ….I mixed it with water and poured everything on her
Next thing she woke up and started crying

Guys I will never have sex again oo

Thank goodness I escaped this ,,,,who would have believed my stories…

As I’m writting this message she is stil at home with my guy while I went out to buy food

Guys be careful oo

Ocholu:
Before the Manchester derby started today, I was making mouth that my lovely team; Manchester United would put in a good fight. I boasted to my baby girl that Manchester United is the best team in the world. And it'll be hard for them to lose.

My Girlfriend wouldn't just support me. Arhh! She said we'd talk about it after the game. She's not a football person though. But because of my love for the round leather game, she miraculously found a way of supporting Chelsea .

Before the game, I called her again and threw in some heavy ego statements. Told her that Manchester United would send its noisy neighbours back to relegation LoL.

I didn't call her after the game. Off course, Man U lost woefully. They put in a very dismal performance. I missed some of her calls (deliberately). Only for me to come online and see trolling messages .

I just left her there for now. Make I branch one joint take one bottle.

Munamoqel:
they are offering zero value but their over drill hole in exchange for money and still want to wear white grown on a wedding day .

Munamoqel:
With the high level of prostitution, runs hookup, how do guys cope when getting married to avoid marrying a run girl. Some sites have increased the tempo of transactional sex by ladies. This has increased the probability of marrying a woman that has slept with hundreds of men.

Lagos men how do cope?

Sheleads:
I met this best friend of mine early December last year, since then we have bonded very well. The truth is that I am already loving this guy, but it looks like he is interested in another woman out there... I don't want to come out desperate or a "do or die affair" he watches me get closer to another guy, but he speaks ill of the new guy I want to date. But in my heart, he is the guy I love... Since this guy isn't reciprocating my feelings, should I leave that our friendship and move on with my life? Or reduce our closeness? I don't want to be hurt or look desperate.....

If you don't Have anything reasonable to say don't comment.......

donbachi:
And wen u cum,it follows like stream of water.waiting to be fetched by villagers in search of drinking water.

Himtulie247:
But sweet