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touchmeder:
@Bollinger, I learnt something new from your last post - spatchcock. Way to go...

Lol. . .thanks.


P.s Youtube is your friend.

stanech:
I mean we (boko haram) are winning the war..

Keep phucking around. You do realize that IP and Mac addresses can be traced. All it takes is the intent to trace it by the right organization.

lilmax:
I don't understand why you guys are cheering her up ....... first she wrote about "God" and this is a christian marriage, so whats the relationship between a christian marriage and cheating? a husband must stay true to his vows


why I even dey waste my time, this is fake

Truth is the only reason why most Nigerian women take it is not because of love but because of the unknown financially. If they could stand on their own two feet, they would not accept nor take that behavior from men.

Opinedecandid:
Okay.

but what exactly is he thanking God for?

For the tribunal's ruling?
Was he the candidate or Dakukku?

Or for his ministerial screening that the APC Senators decided to look the other way?

Time will tell.

The problem with nigerians is that a lot of them are not exposed so they do not know what's good for them or know what the standard is. These guys are turfing with what is supposed to be owned by the people and people are taking sides instead of lambasting both parties. Ignorance is a terrible thing. They are about to spend billions on another election, which if they had done in the right way, the first time, would have saved you all a lot of money. Or, maybe it was done the right way but anyone can wake up and cancel elections. Their is no way to know. Nigerians are like animals in a jungle. No laws, rules, norm, nothing. I pity you all.

Adaowerri111:
respect sir, handsome smartie, Welcome home.

The problem with nigerians is that a lot of them are not exposed so they do not know what's good for them or know what the standard is. These guys are turfing with what is supposed to be owned by the people and you all are taking sides instead of lambasting both parties. Ignorance is a terrible thing. They are about to spend billions on another election, which if they had done in the right way, the first time, would have saved you all a lot of money. Or, it was done the right way but anyone can wake up and cancel elections. Their is no way to know. You all are like animals in a jungle. No laws, rules, norm, nothing. I pity you all.

Samuelkirk:
No 5 most especially

A beautiful lady might make a guy feel insecure

Or motivate a guy to do wonders. The last thing you want is to take your wife for granted. You need someone that will put you on the edge of you seat constantly. It spices your relationship.

Demmocrats:
Now I see the reason why his not as successful as Timaya and the rest. Have you ever seen any top 9ja musician doing that shit with the gf. Na her be the only pretty lady. Common man you are the man behave like one and stop behaving like a pusssy. Ladies like and respect strong and hard guys not sissy that will pamper them even when they Bleep up.

Obviously you are going to be single for a very very very very very long time.

dustmalik:
It's unwise to be endorsed by Sepp Blatter who is facing corruption allegations.

It is like the devil telling God someone is good enough to go to heaven.

dustmalik:
This is the most intelligent reply on this thread

Thank God someone else see's it. I thought i was the only one. People just post random pictures out of context and make st.upid headlines out of them.

ayoi:
@ Bollinger, did you use an oven or you used the cooker?

I used my oven

prettytasha:
I wish wike luck...if he truly won the election ..then he will win the rerun ...let the polls decide

Does anyone truly win elections in Nigeria?

madridguy:
Check very well and you will see that they have some too.

Lol. . .he said "check very well". I've been living among them for a long time and i've never heard of the word spiritual wife being uttered here. I don't want to be locked up in an asylum oooo. That's what would happen if i go about asking people if they believe in spiritual wives and husbands.

ewigmee:
He is loved by his people. Simple truth.

I remember my time as a marketing manager for a multinational company and i was tasked with ensuring visibility in my region. Rivers state was within my region and i can tell that of all the states i have been too, rivers state was the worst. That state is absolutely dangerous with a capital D. The youths are predominantly touts with a sense of entitlement. I was so glad to leave that state when i did.

Jayson504:
Mtn that stingy network

Go to a civilized society and see if their networks will give you anything extra. Nigerians are too used to awoof. You'd be praying or MTN by then.

madridguy:
Yes they do.

Yes they do. I agree with you, but only in Nigeria though. I guarantee you they don't exist in other civilized societies.

Chukzyfcb:
I want to correct your thinking that says property will always hold its value. This is not always true, if disasters like flood or war hapen, the value will fall drastically. Take for instance houses @ borno or bauchi where boko haram is feasting, their values have depreciated so badly. Moreover a house where you'll live in cannot necesary be called an Investment, because you will keep spending to maintain the house, which means it will take money out of your pocket which turns it to a LIABILITY to an INVESTOR. #Robert kiyosaki inspired

moshino:
[b]Properties do not ALWAYS hold their values, research the global trend of real estate markets, and your premise will be debunked in 5 seconds. And purchasing your personal residential home is asset preservation, and perhaps a personal accomplishment, if you're so inclined, but it does not yield any return back to you in the short, medium term. If you factor in the opportunity cost of spending a huge amount on your personal home as an investment, and the risk factor (considering market, economic down turns and cycles), then a simple sensitivity analysis will clarify to you that you have not invested wisely. And for the sake of clarity, even if the value of your home appreciates over time, and you decide to sell it, you'll still need to buy another home in that same peak market, again, consider the opportunity cost of that your initial cash outlay for the purchase. Then again, Knowledge is the core difference between 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad'. So you can assume whatever you wish, and do whatever you wish with your cash.[/b]

Read through my post again. I said "The only variable that most people don't understand is time". When you buy a car and use it over an extended period of time it eventually degrades and becomes useless. Or, a newer model is made. A million years ago, if you had told a pre historic man that warri would be the region sustaining nigeria today, he would look at you as if you were crazy. All he probably saw at the time were dinosaurs trying to kill him on that same land. A million years ago lands in warri would probably be worth nothing but today they are worth trillions of dollars. I hope you don't make me explain this again. it's too simple.

moshino:
How is their residential house an INVESTMENT?

Because property will always hold it's value and more often than not appreciate in said value. You buy a brand new car and immediately you drive it out of the lot you've lost 20% of it's value. It's not the same with property. The only variable that most people don't understand is time.

Another weekend. My wife and kids bum rushed me with the news that there was a pre arranged sleep over tonight. God, i hate that crap. What it usually means for me is that i would have to babysit five or more kids, cook and entertain them until my wife get's back from work. My boys came up to me and were like "dad, can you make your world famous chicken suya? and please make it extra spicy" . "Damn", I thought i could get away with pizza and soda. I guess that's not happening today. I always get a kick out of hearing them pronounce Nigerian meals like suya, eba, garri, amala. It's always hilarious when they say it. Never the one to disappoint my Ninjas, i decided to make their wish come true. I whipped out bukky, my trusty skillet and went to work. It came out pretty nice, if i do say so myself and it tasted divine as well. So much so that the university of suya would be envious. I had to spatchcock the chicken in order to get the best result though.

Only if you all know how dangerous Nigeria is. A country where the perception is that there are no laws, rules or order exists. Only if you all knew.

appini:
This confused old soldier is the worst thing that has ever happened to our country Nigeria.

Really? Amnesia at it's best. Abacha, Babangida, anyone?

Just saw the highlights and it was what i was afraid of. I think there is a concerted effort to frustrate mourinho and by extension, chelsea. It's sad but mourinho is the architect of everything happening to him right now. When you are working in an organization, there will always be politics at play and being a manager especially, you must know how to play it. It's called tact. You cannot afford to say "phuck everybody" and do whatever you want or say whatever comes to your head. "everybody" will find a way to drag you down eventually.

Truckpusher:

we are alive and well

edwife:
ONE MORE BLUES!


We can do it!


10 men and we are rolling!

No you can't.

If chelsea loses this match only confirms one thing; mourinho is in self destruct mode. You can't be an assshole to everyone and hope life will go on smoothly for you. He probably will be sacked if they lose today. And if he is sacked, no english club will touch him with a ten ft pole.

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ShowYourCertificate:
Yes, that's the question. The Nigerian population is on the rise and this expectedly led to the increase in the Gunness drinkers population. This should have led to an increase in profit but unfortunately it is not so. Cost of production is high due to our bad economy. What's the implication? Expect an increase in the price of Guinness and other alcoholic beverages. 76% loss, no company can tolerate such on the long run.

That is a weird statement. A rising population does not necessarily mean a rise in demand for a particular goods or services. If that were the case advertising agencies would be extinct because companies would not need their services anymore. Germany has a population of less than 80 million and they have probably the highest consumption of beer drinkers in the world. Nigeria is not even on the top 50. And our population is higher.

Damn. That mouth should be able to do wonders.

asEdeyHOT:
Several can mean anything. It is subjective. Olodo

It could be several millions

Igbo, You cannot deceive me with that Yoruba u are writing

Lol. . .still grasping for straws?

asEdeyHOT:
Mumu

Maybe you should go and watch their youtube videos

They project their Yoruba background and heritage without any shame.

There are several Yorubas living in Nigeria and doing very well too.

I know u are very very sad because this news is about Yorubas. Go and swallow Otapiapia if you feel so bad

Lol.. . .you are very correct about that. In a county of millions of yorubas "several" are doing well. Several. Lol

The opportunities are so limited that only several do well. La oju e ko ri nkan to sele ni ilu e.

asEdeyHOT:
Nice to have some Nigerians representing the country positively

Immediately I saw the headlines on BBC, I didnt even bother to check the names.

Yorubas are always making Nigeria proud.

Keep deceiving yourself. They don't know you or want to be associated with you. They were brought up in a sane society which afforded them the opportunity to reach their full potential. Do you think if they lived in a phucked up environment like Nigeria where power generation is a full time problem, do you think they would be able attain the level they are right now? their allegiance is to the society they live in, not some jacked up country like Nigeria. I should know.

I thought they have been warned by the army. Useless people. Always doing this the opposite of what everyone is doing.