₦airaland Forum

braine:
Its so disgusting when men bleach! gadDamnIt!

I get your logic. It is ok for women to do it. Ok.

Let this be a lesson to all the would be fame and fortune seekers. You don't need talent. All you need is to be weird, have zero self esteem and obnoxious. Charley boy, Derenle, Cossy, more than half of Nigerian musicians, miley cyrus, Davido, just to name a few. People don't really like normal anymore. They want you to stand out by being ridiculous. Everybody thinks about doing st.upid shiit but the rules of nomalcy and society prevents us from doing so. In a way, you are doing everyone a favour. You are helping us live our fantasies. Plus, the world is getting dummer by the day, so, you will always have fans.

Smellymouth:
Baby mama's errywhere

If dem get liver make them go give one American babe bele. I swear, dem no go ever get baby mama again. Dem go pay the babes for the next 18 years. That is if dem wan still de go U.S.

porrigeyam:
Sometimes you have to fight for your right the rugged way.

That is not the case here. What we have is Nigerians behaving like animals. There no "rights" being fought for.

kossyablaze:
Buhari must die...Atiku woulda bn better for my APC...

How exactly would he have been better. You guys will continue to live in bondage. You all are too emotional.

DaVinci24:
Give us someone to blame na...

Minister of Darkness

Look in the mirror. That's who to blame. Nigerians, especially the electorate, are the architect of their own misfortune.

seunmsg:
Most politicians are like hoes, they ain't loyal to any party at all. They are only out for their personal interest.

Only in Nigeria. This is why i say each party does not have a political ideology. A politician who is part of a socialist party cannot just wake up one morning and join a liberal capitalist party. Since no party ideology is defined, it is easy for politicians to move as they see fit. Well, i take that back. Political parties in Nigeria do have an ideology. It is the "fleece those mumu as much as possible ideology". Nigeria is phucked.

Kemy11:
NA to write article and blow fonee she sabi. Zombies need to meet TB Joshua for deliverance. See them above.








Provost wailers community typing from filling station

You are the wailer. For the first time in a long time, a finance minister actually makes sense and you are complaining.

Nigeria is a zoo.

blackrules1:
These politicians smoke weed every minute.

Are salaries paid as at when due?

Which is why landlords collect months in advance.

swagenity:
http://pulse.ng/buzz/wizkid-starboy-becomes-first-nigerian-artist-to-feature-on-billboard-charts-id4892431.html

Get your facts right. 2face was on it before him.

veraponpo:
Good one.

They should also employ him or fund his idea to success.

The guy is one in a billion.

Genius of highest order.

Funny. I think you have to re define genius for me to understand. He graduated college like he was supposed to. I wouldn't even trust any paper coming from Nigeria. Not when it can be bought easily.

Story, there is only one way; stay the phuck away from them.

SAINTSAMURAI:
THE WIFE AND THE LAW are unfair, the wife is the most stvpid human iv ever seen in my life, knowing fully well that u cheated, she still went ahead to commit suicide, common sense should had told her that the husband will be held responsible, all this women with fish brain mehnnn!.

The language is wrong. How do you blame someone else for suicide?

Story...una never cococandy pikin that's why?

God, why can't this happen to me? Chaching!!!!

neoapocalypse:
You're as stupid as they come, you're just dancing around on one spot. I feel more of pity for you now that I know grey matter isn't fully developed

Lol...You realize you don't have to type everything that comes to your head right? Doing that makes you become dull as the years go by. The nairaland way. Avoid the main issue and dance around in circles.

neoapocalypse:
Hahahaha, you're such a jester. Let me make this simple for you, you claim Caroline's comment is hers and hers alone yet you couldn't keep your dirty paws from commenting on another person's ( freecocoa ) opinion which happens to be hers and hers alone. Still you don't even see that Caroline is judgemental herself. If comprehension is a problem for me obviously logic is a problem for you.

And I wouldn't suggest you go back for a refund of your tuition cos it's apparent you went to a gutter school.

This is where you stupidity comes into play. The truth in my comments on the matter itself is not in dispute based on the fact that you completely avoided it. Also, my comments wasn't against anyone having an opinion, but of the realities existing in the everyday lives of the average African woman. See why I said you need a refund of your tuition fees?

neoapocalypse:
You're a fecking asswipe , you don't see that Caroline has judged all men already by saying we all cheat

Oh no you didn't. You sure you ready for my mental power. I will crush you like a bug. First off, I made a response to a comment relating to someone judging her. Secondly, her opinion is hers and hers alone. Thirdly, i would go back for a refund of my tuition fees if I were you. Obviously, comprehension was not a criteria for graduating. They cheated you.

Jadonjack:
I never said you should believe my story, did I?

No you didn't. But you need to include a disclaimer. The story is ridiculous.

Jadonjack:
I'm really not gonna bore you with how the whole interview went but it actually was going well until I was asked to give my facebook Id....

Considering how the hr was enjoying my response to his questions, I happily told him my facebook Id. Putting the name in the facebook search box, nothing of such was shown, he(hr) then said I shld spell it and I did that without a second thought(I never knew customising a facebook id is a job seeking crime). After spelling daniel omoniyi(not real name) as dhaniehl homohniyhi, the man said " I'm so sorry, we can't hire you".
I was so confused that I had to ask him why, and he said " your facebook id look unserious and fake, please use the door".

This is one of the little things we job seekers do not pay much attention to. If someone had opened that account for me, perhaps I will be looking for a way to kill the person now.

Still trying to get over losing a job over "just" a facebook Id.

Lesson learnt anywaiz.

It is either you are lying or you think we are 5 year olds.

100Cents:
O boy, see technology.

Bomb detonation with sharp sand and Dangote cement.

That is Nigeria for you. Most of our soldiers deaths is mostly from stupidity.

Btruth:
Britain of all nations. But, when will these people really learn?

They will learn as soon as Nigerians learn not to be tribalistic. What africans do to themselves is a billion times worse than what whites do in regards to discrimination. Africans are the worst hypocrites on earth.

sweetcocoa:
Excuse me please, I am an african woman,living in Africa and I am not in the same boat with her, will never be, thank you.

Ok. If you say so. But remember, there are no laws protecting women in Africa. So, if you don't have the backing of the law, then who or what backs you?

freecocoa:
This Caro is so dumb it's excruciating, mschew.

Fecking Bimbo.

don't judge her. If you are an African woman living in Africa, you are all in the same boat. You guys are basically slaves to African men. This story would not even be a thing in normal societies. Why? The woman would be walking away with half his finances by now. The norm is, you cheat you pay. But Africans are still in the stone age.

tottinova:
You've not been in a real situation before that's why you comment like these.
When you encounter life taking situations, you forget everything you've learned

Lol...funny. I've been in worse. But your orientation and training always kicks in. It's just like a fire drill. My kids know where the escape path is and what to do if it occurs. You need to plan your shiit like tomorrow will be your last day. That is why we have insurance. Nigerians are not used to that. They live like there's no tomorrow.

tottinova:
What if he had 1 in the car
What if his mind didn't go that far cus he was afraid

It is also understandable. The concept of POV operation is not very familiar to Nigerians. Driving is not all about getting behind the wheel of a car.

tottinova:
If e reach your turn, rescue yourself

I understand. The concept of a fire extinguisher is alien to you and a lot of Nigerians. It wouldn't have gotten to this extent if there was one in the vehicle.

schumastic:
what are you saying didn't he say he will turn it around once he gets into power? is a yr already and things are looking more bad than good, is really appalling

The fault is yours for not asking how he was going to do it. Nigerians will believe anything which is why the country is the way it is. You all need to start asking questions. In normal societies, people ask questions.

He could have rescued himself by having a fire extinguisher in his car in the first place.

eduj:
(open eyes wide) really? e mean Say as I no vote anybody I d blameless.
I Think it's time baba presido forfeits the leadership of our petroleum industry to some one qualified .if things move on like this, candles and firewood would soon experience a bastardious increase in price -oh wait I forgot we import candles.

This is exactly my point. The problems leading to fuel scarcity didn't just start today. It has bee going on since the 80's. It means Nigeria has a maintenance problem. Blaming Buhari is nonsensical.

awesomet1:
Lucky? He worked for it

All he did was graduate college like he was supposed to. Nigeria are too easily dazzled.