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World Watch Monitor reports that the armed attackers shot a father and
son before going to other houses and kidnapping the baby and three
women.

the topic is misleading, people might take it as religious crises and the bashing will start in the comments

Policemen attached to the Anti-Kidnapping and Anti-Cultism Squad of the
State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department, Lagos State Police
Command, have been accused of collecting N50,000 before granting bail to
one Blessing Taiwo, who was arrested for alleged theft.

Although the suspect was released on Saturday after the money was paid, the
police allegedly seized her mobile phone pending when a balance of N20,000
would be paid on Tuesday.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the suspect’s sister, Florence Taiwo, who always
took food to her in the cell, was allegedly molested by the policemen who
touched breasts and dipped hands into her private parts before allowing her
to take the food into the cell.


Our correspondent gathered that Blessing, a mother of two, had been arrested on Monday after her boss, Mrs. Abiola Osagie, accused her of stealing $50,000 while the latter was away on a trip.

Osagie had alerted policemen from the Ikoyi division, who transferred the
matter to the SCIID, Yaba, for further investigation.
Although the case bordered on alleged theft, it was transferred to the Anti-
Kidnapping and Anti-Cultism Squad on Hogan Bassey Crescent, Surulere,
where the victim was allegedly locked up in the same with a suspect who
had a mental problem.
After spending three days in the cell and the intervention of the Office of the
Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer and an Assistant Commissioner
of Police, the suspect was released on bail.
However, a demand of N2m was allegedly made, which was negotiated to
N70,000.
“After we paid them N50,000, the police didn’t release her (Blessing) phone.
They said we should bring the remaining on Tuesday when her phone would
be released,” a family member told our correspondent.

On how the matter started, Blessing said she had been working as the office
administrator and assistant to Osagie for the past eight years in an
international investment and equity firm, AfricInvest.

AfricInvest is in eight countries of the world, but the Nigerian office in Ikoyi,
Lagos, is under the leadership of Osagie, who is the Managing Director.
Blessing said, “The office cleaner was sacked more than a year ago and
since then, a new cleaner had not been employed. I have been the one
cleaning the office; washing the toilet and doing other menial duties.

“During the quarterly appraisal, I raised issues about the general cleaning of
the office and suggested we get somebody to do it. After she travelled, I
asked her driver to do the job for a fee of N10,000. I decided to give the job to
him to save cost.

“However, on the last day of the cleaning, I observed the man messed up the
chemical for the cleaning of the floor and I got a man to assist with the clean
up.

“She returned from her trip on Thursday, and by Friday, she came to the
office. I gave her feedback about the cleaning. I told her I invited four people
from outside to do the job. I didn’t tell her that her driver did the job because
if she knew, she would have asked why I paid him any money.”

The Odogbolu, Ogun State indigene, said Osagie did not raise any issues
after they both left the office at 6pm on the Friday and also at the end of work
the following Monday.

Blessing said she, however, received a call by 8.30pm on Monday, as Osagie
asked her to get to work early on Tuesday over an issue.

“When I got there, she said I should get a ladder and climb to a particular
cabinet. I thought she wanted me to bring down some files.


“However, I found a black bag and she asked me to bring it down. She said
she left $50,000 in the bag, among other currencies, and I told her that
nobody took anything from the place because I was careful,” she added.
Policemen from the Ikoyi division were said to have been invited to the firm,
who interrogated the suspect.

Blessing, 43, said she informed the police that the driver and another man
were involved in the cleaning and she supervised them.

The driver, however, reportedly told the police that the bag in question had
been taken home by Osagie on Monday.

He allegedly said he noticed that the bag was heavy, adding that he did not
know the content.

A security man on the premises, who was also interviewed, allegedly told
operatives that Osagie was seen returning to the office alone late on the
same night with the bag.

PUNCH Metro learnt that operatives searched the home of Blessing and
checked her bank account balance without finding any money.

The Divisional Police Officer allegedly said there was no evidence linking
Blessing with the incident, but the complainant allegedly insisted that she
was culpable.

The matter was subsequently transferred to the SCIID, Yaba, from where it
was referred to the Anti-Kidnapping and Anti-Cultism Squad headed by CSP
Akinade Adejobi.

The suspect’s sister, Folake, said, “The police at Ikoyi told her that they
didn’t find any evidence of stealing. But she (Osagie) insisted that my sister
took the money.

“The case was transferred to the SCIID, Yaba, on Wednesday, from where it
was referred to Hogan Bassey Crescent. My sister was detained that night
and we were asked to return the following day.

“During the interrogation, the driver, who agreed to cleaning the office and
collecting N10,000 said he assisted the woman to carry the bag into the car
the night preceding when she declared the money missing. She didn’t deny
it.
“The other cleaner said he didn’t spend more than 20 minutes on the
premises and he assisted in mixing the chemical. When it was my sister’s
turn to talk, she (Osagie) asked her to keep quiet and she should only
respond to questioning.”

She said after the intervention of the Lagos police PRO and the ACP, Adejobi
agreed to give the suspect bail.

Another member of the family, Florence, said she had yet to recover from the
harassment she suffered at the police formation while taking food to Blessing
in the cell.

She also alleged that her sister was subjected to inhuman treatment.
She said, “The stench in that station was horrible and I later realised that it
came from my sister’s cell, where a mentally deranged woman was being
held for alleged ritual dealings.

“I personally went through hell. Any time I was going to give her food, they
would collect a bribe of N1,000 to allow me in.

“When I get in, the policemen will start touching my body, including putting
hands in my private parts.

“There is a particular one that has been harassing me with calls and asking
me to date him. The policemen there are not normal; they wear earrings in
their tongues, ears and nostrils.”

PUNCH Metro obtained a petition on the case by the Network on Police
Reform in Nigeria, calling on the new Commissioner of Police in the state,
Edgal Imohimi, to investigate the matter.

The petition, dated September 1, which was signed by the group’s National
Coordinator, Okechukwu Nwanguma, wondered why the case was transferred
to the Anti-Kidnapping and Anti-Cultism Squad, lamenting the role played by
Adejobi, as he initially refused administrative bail to the suspect.

The group said not only did Adejobi detain Blessing for three days, which
violated her rights, he also collected N50,000 for bail as against the police
ethos of ‘bail is free.’

It said, “In the first place, a case of stealing ought not to be taken to or
investigated by the Anti-Kidnapping Unit… And the OC decided to do the
complainant’s illegal biddings, which the DPO at Ikoyi professionally refused
to do.

“NOPRIN is shocked at the impunity with which the OC Anti-Kidnapping
assumed the role of investigator, prosecutor and executioner. He has shown
obvious interest and bias in this case. The conduct of the OC manifests
notoriety for corruption and abuse of police power. He is also a bad influence
on other officers under him.

“Police officers who sexually abuse female detainees or women who come in
contact with them should not be allowed to remain in the police force. It is an
egregious abuse that should be treated with great seriousness.”
The group called for investigations into the incident and alleged acts of
misconduct and infractions of the law by the OC and some officers under
him.
The complainant, Osagie, said she had nothing to gain from wrongly
accusing Blessing.

She said, “Nobody can deny that the bag was taken from the office that night.
And indeed it was brought back. The reason it was taken was because of a
key; the content obviously was not there. It was taken out of shock; out of
the fact that, ‘How can money go missing in an office?’ And the fact that the
bag was properly opened to see what was inside and as soon as it was
discovered that it was empty – my house is just a few minutes from the
office – it was taken back. It was the same night the police and Blessing
were called to come to the office early the following day.

“With my pedigree, there is no reason that I would want to incriminate
Blessing. I don’t lack that kind of amount. It is a substantial amount for
anybody, but it is not an amount that will kill me or take me to hell. So, I
don’t have any reason to incriminate somebody who, when I came back from
vacation, I bought something for every member of her family. It is a case of
my word against theirs.

“The fact is that there was money in that bag and today, there is no money. It
is a mystery that has to be unravelled. I have gone through a stress in a
week that I haven’t gone through in my life. What is my benefit in that? That I
want to get the money that I didn’t have, or expect Blessing to raise such
funds?

“What is important for me is that we should let the process run its course. I
didn’t even go there (Anti-Kidnapping Section) today (Saturday). I do not
want to interfere and I will not want to be a clog in the wheel of a process that
I started.

“I have reduced interaction, so that there is no misrepresentation. I haven’t
called anybody there in two days to put pressure or tell them what to do. It is
not in my place. I didn’t want any of this to happen. It was supposed to be a
normal conversation and when I didn’t get anything, I decided to go on,” she
added.

The Lagos State police spokesperson, Olarinde Famous-Cole, said the
allegations had also been trending on the social media, saying the command
would investigate them.

In a statement on Sunday, he said the Investigating Police Officer, Sergeant
Kudeinbu Sheu, had been arrested and was being interrogated at the X-
Squad.

He said, “The command wants to reassure members of the public that proper
investigation will be carried out and the command will like to encourage the
suspect, Blessing Taiwo, to come forward with relevant information to aid the
police in the ongoing investigation.”

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Nnamdi Kanu, leader of Indigenous People Of Biafra (IPOB), in a recent interview said that he will be in Abuja on the 17th of October saying: ‘I am taking IPOB to Abuja on the 17th of next month for my court case.


Leader of Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu In the interview Kanu spoke on what is delaying Biafra saying ‘What is delaying Biafra is that the people (Igbo) have not turned away totally from worshipping idols.


I will be going to Arochuwku to build a temple there and we’ll worship God how it used to be.


There was a time God loved us, we used to obey Him by going to Arochukwu to offer Him sacrifice. We started suffering as soon as Arochukwu failed, because the people dabbled into idolatry

The Igbo should turn away from idolatry and face God and Him alone, that’s the message he said I should give my people.’

He also said that the person ruling Nigeria currently was hired a look-alike to stand in for the presidentis Muhammadu Buhari.

“The man you are looking at on the television is not Buhari, he is from Sudan. After extensive plastic surgery they brought him back. The person was taught Buhari’s mannerisms and he came back deceiving all of you. I can stand and prove who I am but Buhari cannot do the same thing. He cannot deceive Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB,”

On his re-arrest Kanu said: ‘President Muhammadu Buhari was the one who broke the laws, he disobeyed the direct court order to release me unconditionally, not once, but twice.

Honourable Shuaibu of Wuse Magistrate Court granted me bail, Buhari did not release me. Hon Justice Ademola granted me unconditional bail, Buhari and his cousin, Lawal Daura refused to honour that court order.

They are the ones who should be detained for flagrant disobedience to court orders. I want the northern Arewa irredentists to call for the arrest of Buhari and Daura for flouting court order after court order, asking for my release.

Before now, Nnamdi Kanu is Igbo, he is a Biafran and can be arrested and nothing will happen but that would not be anymore, it would no longer happen.

The worst mistake Buhari ever made was to arrest me. I will break the zoo into pieces. I am taking IPOB to Abuja on the 17th of next month for my court case.

There will be 2 million people in Abuja. We take the battle to our enemies. You are under oath and by virtue of that oath you are under direct order from me, any day you hear I have been arrested, to burn down Nigeria to the ground.”

He also said: There is a superior force fighting for the Igbo in heaven, Chukuokike Abiama, the Almighty God in heaven is fighting.

‘This is His battle, it is not Nnamdi Kanu or IPOB’s battle. God is fighting His battle for us. Have you ever heard of earthquake in Nigeria? It happened in 2016 in the North when I was arrested; have you heard of locusts swarming everywhere and damaging crops before?


Comparing Buhari and Jonathan Kanu said: ‘Now, it is clearly demonstrated beyond every reasonable doubt that when former President Goodluck was in office, I went hard after him.

It was said that I was being sponsored by APC. APC came in, I went after Buhari, but Jonathan was very sensible not minding where we have disagreement, he was very sensible, he ignored me.

You create room for people with diverse views and opinions and ideas. It’s better they are talking than fighting, that’s why you have parliament, people don’t know that.

Kanu further said that if he was looking for money, he would have settled with the Buhari government.

‘What am I doing with money? If I were looking for money, I would have settled with the Buhari government.

I don’t need money, the only thing I need is Biafra… People give me stuff, the cars I use, people gave them to me.

I don’t buy anything, so, what do I need money for? I don’t need to buy anything, the furniture in my house, people built them for me.

I am serving my people everyday and today we have honour and prestige because of IPOB.

Biafra is coming and that we must remain very strong and resolute. The only thing He requires of us is to worship Him, that’s all He wants us to do and not to worship idol and Biafra will come and the world will see and will testify it.’


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/delaying-biafra-kanu/

Grammy-winning rap star Lil Wayne was taken to hospital on Sunday after suffering a seizure and being found unconscious in his Chicago hotel room, TMZ said on its web site.

Lil Wayne, 34, who has become one of the biggest names in rap music over a two-decade career, suffered a second seizure at the hospital, TMZ added, and his representative confirmed to the site that he had suffered multiple seizures.

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The incident comes more than a year after the rap star, whose Grammy wins include the best rap album award in 2008 for “Tha Carter III,” was treated after suffering what his representatives called two minor seizures.

Four years ago Lil Wayne, whose given name is Dwayne Michael Carter Jr, spent several days at a Los Angeles hospital, after which he told radio station Power 106 he was epileptic and prone to seizures.

Lil Wayne had been set to perform in Las Vegas late on Sunday night. The New Orleans-born rapper began his professional career aged nine, when he became the youngest artist to be signed by Cash Money Records.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-music-lilwayne/rap-star-lil-wayne-suffers-seizures-is-hospitalized-reports-idUSKCN1BF0E4

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/lil-wayne-suffers-seizures-hospitalized-reports/

RETIREDMUMU:
this thing will surely happen when i got married

sure, but constant sex with ur gf will make it uninteresting. abstain for a while or a period of time then u will fall in love over and over

RETIREDMUMU:
please help me nlander, this thing has been baffling me for a year now.

fast forward in 2016, i started having break ups due to the reason:once i have sex with girls i started having hatred towards them especially when the sex is constantly.

i thought at first maybe it a normal thing due to fact that i love taste random........

until this same occurrence happened yesterday on our first love making, toward me and my long term girl,this girl i love her like mad, am even planing future reference with her, i don't want to lose this same girl because of this hatred.


i tried to discuss this with my friend, and fortunately this happen to some of them(having hatred after having sex)


i tried to Google for solutions but nothing useful found



i tried to do dating without sex but the thought still runs in my head,and i always want stable relationships for now.

just help me!!

cc lalasticlala seun mydd44

then stop having sex with them. focus on the relationship

him dey craze

u wan spoil market for them baa

The minister of Information, Lai Muhammed, Friday, said that Nigeria is more secured and better now than in 2009 and 2015 when their attack was at the peak.

The minister however, debunked the insinuation of resurgence of Boko Haram in a remark to the media during the Eid-el-Kabir celebrations in his country home, Oro, near Ilorin.


He said that some recent tragic events, including suicide bombings and the abduction of some staff of the University of Maiduguri, were antics by the
insurgents.

“The truth is that there is no resurgence of Boko Haram. Cowardly bombings and kidnappings are some of the hallmarks of an asymmetric warfare that insurgencies are.

“And like I say all the time, such wars do not end by the signing of any truce. They taper off with time, as this one surely will,” he said.


The minister said that to ensure that the insurgency tapered off quickly, the
Nigerian troops were daily living up to their constitutional responsibility of
maintaining the nation’s territorial integrity and securing its borders. “They are ensuring that never again will Boko Haram take control of our territories, attack our major cities, including Abuja, at will and fly their flag anywhere in the country.

“Therefore, as we celebrate this Festival of Sacrifice, we owe the marked improvement in the security situation in our country in general and the North-East in particular to the men and women in uniform.

“They have sacrificed so much to make our country safer than at any other time since the Boko Haram insurgency started in 2009.

“Yes, we are not totally out of the woods yet, but we are much better today than we were in 2015, when this administration assumed office,” he said.

While commending the entire military for the feat of “largely defeating Boko Haram”, he identified certain roles played by the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) in the successes recorded.

He said that with the support and the enabling environment provided by President Muhammadu Buhari, young and well-trained pilots were those flying the aircraft in the inventory of the NAF.

Mohammed said unlike what was obtainable in the past, officers below 30 years of age, were Flight Lieutenants flying the planes, including the C-130s and serving as Instructor Pilots.

He said after over 32 years, the NAF recently graduated 16 instructors from its primary flying school in Kaduna.

“This is possible because the NAF has moved from just two trainer aircraft when this administration came into office to 14 trainer aircraft presently.

“The number continues to grow, in addition to other logistical issues like availability of spare parts and aviation fuel being squarely addressed. “This has also ensured that pilots can conclude their initial flying training
within four months.

“I can tell you that from December last year to June/July this year, the Air
force has ‘winged’ 32 pilots, who are now fully qualified to fly the air force’s aircraft,” he said.

The minister noted that, in terms of building capacity through training and re training of personnel, the NAF had also ratcheted up its capability.

He called on Nigerians to keep praying and supporting the troops rather than
dwelling on the Boko Haram resurgence that never was.

He also called on the media to deny the insurgents publicity, which he described as “the oxygen they desperately crave to survive”.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/boko-haram-insurgence-better-today-2015-lai-muhammed/

Below is a photo currently Trending online, A University student whom just finished his Final exam, decided to share some Photos online and a big disaster happens.

See below:-

lalasticala

bless him

media lies

The former Aviation minister said this in a new article he
published this morning on his social media page. Read below



On August 3rd 1857, in what can only be described
as one of the most profound, moving, passionate
and inspiring speeches in human history, Frederick
Douglas, the former black slave and the great
freedom fighter and philosopher said, inter alia, the
following:

"Let me give you a word of the philosophy of
reform. The whole history of the progress of human
liberty shows that all concessions yet made to her
august claims have been born of earnest struggle.
The conflict has been exciting, agitating, all-
absorbing, and for the time being, putting all other
tumults to silence. It must do this or it does nothing.
If there is no struggle there is no progress.

Those who profess to favor freedom and yet
deprecate agitation are men who want crops
without plowing up the ground; they want rain
without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean
without the awful roar of its many waters.
This struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a
physical one, and it may be both moral and
physical, but it must be a struggle.

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never
did and it never will. Find out just what any people
will quietly submit to and you have found out the
exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be
imposed upon them, and these will continue till they
are resisted with either words or blows, or with
both.

The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the
endurance of those whom they oppress. In the light
of these ideas, Negroes will be hunted at the North
and held and flogged at the South so long as they
submit to those devilish outrages and make no
resistance, either moral or physical.

Men may not get all they pay for in this world, but
they must certainly pay for all they get. If we ever
get free from the oppressions and wrongs heaped
upon us, we must pay for their removal.
We must do this by labor, by suffering, by sacrifice,
and if needs be, by our lives and the lives of
others".

These powerful and insightful words are as true
and as relevant today as they were 150 years ago
when they were first spoken.

They are words that have universal application to
humanity and that have been recited and repeatedly
chanted like a haunting and inspiring mantra by
virtually every notable prisoner of conscience,
freedom fighter and agitator for equity, liberty and
human rights over the last one hundred and fifty
years.

They are particularly relevant in the Nigeria of today
where tyranny and injustice runs deep, where any
form of resistance or opposition is regarded as
subversion and is met with brutality and lethal force
and where any telling criticism of the ruling APC
party, government officials or the President is
regarded as "hate speech" that must be supressed.
Permit me to give just one example of the latter in
this contribution which, in my view, clearly reflects
the nervous and obsessive disposition, the sheer
madness and the sociopathic narcissism of the
Buhari administration.


.
A few days ago I had a revealing, probing and in-
depth interview with a leading television station
about President Muhammedu Buhari, his record in
office over the last two years, his health and his
governent.

Lai Mohammed, our notoriously excitable and
mendatious Minister of Information, was so upset
and disturbed by the contents of that discussion
that he personally called the television station that
recorded it and told them that the government
would close them down if they dared to air it.
His call was followed by an equally threatening one
from the chief executive of the Nigerian
Broadcasting Corporation who issued the same
threat.

Yet it did not stop there. Femi Adesina, the
President's spokesman, almost defecated in his
pants when he got a whisper of some of the things
that I had revealed and he wondered out loud how I
managed to get all the facts and information that I
shared during the interview.

He begged the station not to air it as well and also
threatened them with dire consequences if they did
so. Sadly the station in question got cold feet,
succumbed to the threats and fell for the blackmail.


I am not surprised by this and neither do I blame
them for doing so. I say this because they, more
than any other, have been subjected to all manner
of harrasment over the years yet despite that they
remain one of the most balanced, professional,
forthright and courageous media outfits in the
country till today.

They are indeed the first amongst equals but they
also know the monsters that they are dealing with
when it comes to the Buhari administration and
they appreciate the fact that they have to be
extreemly careful even when it comes to reporting
what are essentially notorious facts.

They have to be even more careful when it comes to
allowing strong opposition figures like yours truly
and other non-conformists and perceived enemies
of the government to use their powerful platform to
air their personal opinions and strong dissenting
views.

The truth is that this government is vicious and
dangerous and, in my view, they are only one step
away from "disappearing" (Argentinian style)
media practitioners, publishers, essayists,
columnists and writers that are not prepared to bow
down to their unholy will and lick their filthy,
unclean and unwashed posterior.

Simply put they are a chicken-hearted government
that are terrified of their own shadow.
They are a government of uncircumcised Philistines
who were put in power by heathans and
unbelievers and who attract and enjoy the support
of every low-life and apostate from the south side
of hell.

Nothing terrifies them more than public scrutiny and
the glorious light of accountability and truth.
From the top to the bottom they are all the same:
gangsterish and paranoid charlatans who flourish
in darkness and who thrive in division, conflict, lies,
deceit, suppression, threats, murder, violence and
intimidation.

Femi Adesina's cowardice and perfidy particularly is
nothing new. This is the same man that threatened
the publisher of two leading national newspapers to
close my weekly column and that has been begging
and offering inducements to virtually every online
magazine that I write for to stop publishing my
essays.

That is how fearful, feeble, powerless, shameless,
cowardly and paranoid the Buhari government has
become. That is the level of their depravity and that
is the level that they have degenerated to.

They cannot take criticism and they cannot bear
any form of factual and in-depth analysis of their
abysmal and woeful performance.

They do not have the stomach or intellectual
stamina for a strong and lively challenge, for what I
would describe as "hardtalk" or indeed for any form
of virile debate and contentious public discourse.
Simply put they behave like a congress of baboons
and a colony of monkeys. They always run away
from a real fight and a real debate and they are
terrified of those that are ready to take them on.
Instead of attempting to defend themselves in the
court of public opinion they seek to silence the
opposition by the power of their might and they
seek to supress dissent, muscle the media and bury
the truth.


Despite their sheer desperation to hold on to power
at any cost and to cower the people and in spite of
their despicable, tyrannical and inglorious mindset I
have the following to say to them: like satan, your
time is short.

You oppress the people and whip them into line, not
by good works or inspiring leadership, but through
the usage of nothing but intimidation, lies, threats,
blackmail, disinformation, witchunts, fear, hate,
division and terror. Your tactics are as despicable
as they are deplorable.

Yet despite your subjugation and tyranny it will
soon be over for you. The earth and the heavens
have rejected you, the elemental forces oppose you
and the Nigerian people secretly despise you. This
is the doing of the Lord and it is marvelous in our
sight.

You cannot wash away the blood that you have
shed. You cannot erase the memory of your failures
and your atrocities and those that you have
humiliated, destroyed, insulted, tortured,
incarcerated and subjected to persecution and the
most vicious and callous media trials.

You cannot silence the voice of the voiceless, you
cannot intimidate the servant of truth and you
cannot supress the champion of the oppressed.
The finger of the Lord has marked you down for
shame, torment and destruction and the sword of
the Lord has wounded you beyond redemption. The
rats were just the beginning. More miracles and
wonders will soon come.

The truth is that no matter how hard you try to put
out the raging fire and the crisis of confidence that
has afflicted you it will not stop.


Your days are numbered and your end is nigh. The
Ancient of Days has spoken and He shall perfect it.

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/8/femi-adesina-almost-defecated-in-his-pants-over-a-recent-interview-i-had-about-this-government-ffk-says.html

na wah

dem no get work

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Nigerians are just so funny, they could ask you the most annoying but yet
funny questions you could think of. A lot of times, some people ask questions
that can make you want to ask them if they are okay. I mean, why should
someone be asking you the obvious.

Well, as much as these questions can be annoying, the sarcastic answers
that come with them makes them really funny and hilarious. Here are some
good ones;



1. You see me just waking up and you are like," Were you sleeping? "

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No brother, I just came in from Disney Land

2. #SecondarySchool You just received strokes and your G's are like " Is it
painful? "



No it's like eating puff puff with chocolates in it

3. Someone sees you leaving a place and asks, "Are you leaving?"

[img]https://i.onthe.io/vllkythsv7ke27ohs.972418d0.jpg[/img]

No Sister, I'm just practicing how to walk you hear?

4. You see a woman who just gave birth and ask " You just born? "

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs6736891/3839728062-w900-h600/Odunlade-Adekola.png

Jesus! aunty, I take God name beg, you commot for here

5. You see identical twins, and then you ask " Are you guys twins ?"

[img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTy0J0ruBKxW-RwEQWvHUyY90GSo1Qx_P8WcA3OiUnLtyg-VMAy[/img]

No, it's picmix.

6. You're watching a movie and then your friend asks you " Are you watching
a movie? "

https://i1.wp.com/100happybirthdaymemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/awesome-pictures-funny-facebook-funny-images-funny-jokes-funny-kids-funny-photos-funny-photoshop-funny-pics-funny-conversations-funny-sayings-humor-ushumorcom-Favim.com-788528.jpg

No, I'm actually discussing with the TV.

7. Seeing me fall and injure myself with blood all over and ask " Did you
Injure yourself?"

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/03/29/ap_090911089838_sq-3271237f28995f6530d9634ff27228cae88e3440-s900-c85.jpg

No, I have too much blood, I want to reduce it.

8. Your friend calls you and asks, where are you? and you answered at the
ATM, and he asks you again, "what is happening there? "

https://i0.wp.com/www.funvocation.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hand-games.jpg

I'm playing tinko tinko

9. Your long time friend sees you, and asks, "is that you? "



No, it's my ghost.

10. You see someone eating Boli but still ask "Is that Boli?"

[img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSD9dzKZKGp_XPHW0M9rUR3BNWKsD_DIWRLwj2wGS_VbUNk-tgW[/img]

No, It's Bobrisky's Bleached Knuckles



Please avoid ask obvious questions, and do not forget to share. Thanks

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chai! Sorry Ooh.........

what da fuk!

sick

Na lala meal dem dey dash pple?

Arsenal fans come and carry your uncle o!

Is this a gown or blouse jersey? Lol

lalasticlala

See how Nigerians voted for Hot Jollof Rice VS Hanging out with Bobrisky

In honour of the World Jolloof Rice day, Twitter user @DotunPOP ran a poll asking people to vote for Hot jollof rice or hangout with Bobrisky?


See the result below...


http://www.wobegist.com/2017/08/see-how-nigerians-voted-for-hot-jollof.html?m=1

festus

USELESS MEN

him tink sey as Buhari don show na freebies from ashee,

wish him luck

sorry man