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CrimeRe: Police Arrest 24-year-old Nigerien For Stealing Cables by Cantonese: 5:17pm On Dec 28, 2023
They are the gallon, garawa that steal every metal they see.

They steal complete gates, iron used to cover drainages, light bulbs, everything they see.

What a shame. Do that in Niger and you may lose your life.
BusinessRe: 2023: Companies That Exited Nigeria Amid Economic Challenges by Cantonese: 5:15pm On Dec 28, 2023
Too many factors lead to collapse or exit of businesses in Nigeria.

Principal among them is government. First we must address government policies. In a lot of cases, government policies are unfavorable to businesses. We have issues with electricity, petrol, taxation and very unfair competition.

Industries do not thrive because of the above reasons, among others. Look out our roads. They are horrible. Manufacturers complain of inability to access foreign exchange at good and stable rates.

Government is made up of politicians that we vote into power. If we have horrible leadership, then we should expect horrible policies.

Next are the citizens. Corruption has become a culture in our country. Everyone wants to get rich quickly. Employ people and you employ destruction into your organization.

We need to change in every area for these companies to remain.
CelebritiesRe: Movie Producers President Queen Blessing’s Message To Emeka Ike Ex Wife by Cantonese: 10:46pm On Dec 27, 2023
Great0ne1:
The foolish president is definitely looking for reason to blame the poor woman that has been keeping quiet for years, while the irresponsible father goes about telling all sorts of lies. Emeka ikw claimed that the wife took away his school from him, but the school was located in a rented apartment. They were owing rent and landlord took possession. Emeka ike is a useless lier, and should never be taken serious
A school with valued at 480m in “a rented apartment”? Excuse me, was it in one room?
PoliticsRe: Rivers Peace Accord: How Tinubu Ended Wike’s Dreams Of Becoming Jagaban - Eze by Cantonese: 10:37pm On Dec 27, 2023
gbemishile:
All ur lives,u guys are so inferior u have to include other regions to urs just to make u look significant
Inferior keh?

Oya let’s see who’s truly inferior.

1. The phone in your hand na dem.
2. The laptop you use na dem
3. The korope, danfos, marwas, etc, na dem
4. The spare parts to maintain the buses na dem
5. The roofing material where you live na dem
6. The electricals/electronics you use na dem
7. The building material where you live na dem
8. The plumbing materials na dem
9. The pots/plates/spoons you use na dem
10. The towel you bath with na dem
11. The boxers covering your okro prick na dem
12. The clothes you wear na dem
13. The drugs you drink to prevent you from the die wey you for don die since, na dem

Looking at the above, can you argue any further? You see say dem pass you and your people in every area of life? Wetin your own people dey do? No be not to carry palm oil and calabash dey go junctions everywhere day and night, find who to use?

Oya begin to hail dem. They are your President, boss, commanders in chief.

Na jealousy no let you get peace of mind o.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Peace Accord: How Tinubu Ended Wike’s Dreams Of Becoming Jagaban - Eze by Cantonese: 10:27pm On Dec 27, 2023
chopnaira:
Asper your screenshot
Edo can never be Lagos. IGRs
1. Lagos – N651.2bn
2. Rivers – N172.8bn
3. FCT – N124.4bn
4. Ogun – N120.6bn
5. Delta – N85.9bn
6. Oyo – N62.2bn
7. Kaduna – N58.1bn
8. Edo – N47.5bn
And do not forget that Lagos IGR is contributed by the entire nation!
EducationRe: Imo State Has Highest Literacy Rate In Nigeria by Cantonese: 4:53pm On Dec 27, 2023
EmperorCaesar:
Not an All-time stat but just for 2023

Thats fine

When u check it out on the graph, you'd see that this flunctuates across all states in diff years
And it “fluctuates” across states like Zamfara, Jigawa, Katsina, etc?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Visit President Tinubu’s Ikoyi Residence For Xmas Goodies (video) by Cantonese: 4:32pm On Dec 27, 2023
Alexis11:
This crowd around Tinubu's residence is not new. It has been a common phenomenon even before you were born cool
Tinubu was not a politician when I was born. Maybe it was before you were born. However how has he turned people to Almajiris in Lagos, with the crowd of APC members in the front of his house?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Visit President Tinubu’s Ikoyi Residence For Xmas Goodies (video) by Cantonese: 4:31pm On Dec 27, 2023
WorldRichest:
Go find out, there are more PDP and LP members there
Nope. There are more APC members. Remember that that they enjoy it. They tell us that they cope with the situation they find themselves. They tell us that they have mastered hardship and suffering. More so, they are more in Lagos.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Visit President Tinubu’s Ikoyi Residence For Xmas Goodies (video) by Cantonese: 4:29pm On Dec 27, 2023
Cromagnon:
Were they not begging since Pdp days?
Has begging stopped in Anambra?
Nope, begging has not stopped. However note that begging us in the DNA of APC members. It can never stop in your area.
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Barrister Ebong Ekere Who Assaulted His Wife In Akwa Ibom by Cantonese: 4:27pm On Dec 27, 2023
Ray369:
I blame your parents 🤣
Now you can see that vagabonds, bastards and attention seekers are better than your parents.
FoodRe: I Made This Chicken And Chips. Rate Me! (pics Ins.) by Cantonese: 2:59pm On Dec 27, 2023
If na so Dem dey cook am you for learn am?
Oya warn yasef.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Visit President Tinubu’s Ikoyi Residence For Xmas Goodies (video) by Cantonese: 1:06pm On Dec 26, 2023
Correct yasef OP.

The caption should read "APC members" only. They voted for the continuation of hardship. They beg for food and transport fare.
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Barrister Ebong Ekere Who Assaulted His Wife In Akwa Ibom by Cantonese: 10:20am On Dec 26, 2023
Ray369:
It's so obvious you're an attention seeker ....you're just here to bully people...keep it up..asshole
"Attention seeker"? Who attention? Yours?

Even assholes, bullies, bastards and retards are far better than you.

You are a very professional ode.
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Barrister Ebong Ekere Who Assaulted His Wife In Akwa Ibom by Cantonese: 3:47pm On Dec 25, 2023
Ray369:
You're despicable..empty Head 🗣️
Even despicable people, empty heads and bastards are far better than you.
TravelRe: Airpeace Defends allegation of Fare Disparity In Parts Of The Country by Cantonese: 10:03am On Dec 25, 2023
Anyhow una dey am, we must go on the second largest human migration on earth. I don dey villa already so!
CelebritiesRe: His Mother Tore My Mom’s Cloth – Emeka Ike’s Ex-wife Addresses Claim Of Assault by Cantonese: 7:24am On Dec 25, 2023
Search for the right person. Plan your marriage. Plan your exact type of partner. Plan your exact type of family. Marry the person. Work for peace and progress in your home. Commit everything to God. Be patient.
FamilyRe: Merry Christmas To Everyone!!! by Cantonese: 7:20am On Dec 25, 2023
Merry Christmas everyone.
May this Christmas usher in more love, peace unity and wealth.
May God by his mercy keep us all to celebrate many more, in the name of Jesus.
PoliticsRe: Henry Ajomale: Buhari Left Huge Mess For Tinubu – Ex-Lagos APC Chairman by Cantonese: 3:39am On Dec 25, 2023
“I really don’t understand it. Isn’t that an irony? In fact, Obi, the number three, even seemed to be contesting the result more than the number two man. Have you ever heard that before? I am talking about someone who came far third now claiming to have won the election. Well, it is only in Nigeria that you can have such a thing”. The words of Baba Ajomale.

Painfully the older you get in APC, the more sophisticated and brazen you get as a liar. This lying elderly man deliberately refused to mention that Hope Uzodimma broke the record with the Supreme Court, when he came fourth in the election and yet was imposed as the governor, using technicalities. Shame on APC and its supporters.
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Barrister Ebong Ekere Who Assaulted His Wife In Akwa Ibom by Cantonese: 1:59pm On Dec 24, 2023
Ray369:
I'm glad your admit you're a bastard 👍
I am glad that you admitted that a bastard is far better than you!
TravelRe: She Was Denied USA Spousal Visa. What Can She Do? by Cantonese: 11:35am On Dec 24, 2023
Hmmm.

By the way, what’s she getting the visa for when the man she supposedly wants to meet in America is not only sick, but back home to Nigeria, on account of his failing health?

If the embassies say not enough evidence, get the needed evidence of your claim. Is fudge is properly married, she needs to take along her marriage certificate and wedding pictures. Dem get so?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Rivers Stakeholders "Resolve" Wike-fubara Feud (see Signed Resolutions) by Cantonese: 8:01pm On Dec 23, 2023
bekpo:
U see how stewpid n senseless u r? Did u read d rider of section 109(1)(g)? Or u just read part of d sub paragraph (g) and abandoned d rider? For d avoidance of doubts d rider provides "....provided that his membership of d latter political party is not as a result of a DIVISION in d political party of which he was previously a member.... or factions by one of which he was previously sponsored ". After reading this, ask urself, what was d reason d members of d house of assembly members gave for their defection? DIVISION.

When u kept on mentioning a federal High Court in Abj sacked 16 Ebonyi State house members in 2022 as well as cross river state, i know that i was right referring u back to d kindergarten. What do u understand by starie decises? What do u understand by hierarchy of courts? What was d final decision of d appeal court on d matters under reference?

Ur warped understanding of how d law operates, had put u in this mess and i think it's proper if u do urself a favour, go back to d kindergarten.
Your foolishness is endless and unmatchable. Once again people like you give room for the irresponsible leadership and endless hardship prevailing in the country. How you see black and call it white is unbelievable.

Where is the division within PDP Rivers State? Between PDP and APC, which of them have suffered divisions severally in the last six years? What is the primary reason APC lost the governorship election in 2019? Have you not taken your time, that is if you read properly, to see the reasons adduced by the 27 for decamping? Does your blindness not permit you to see that division was just diversionary? Where is the division?

If we go by judicial precedence, what is the final pronouncement of the Supreme Court in the matters quoted, Mr. Starie Decisis, in the issue of legislators decamping to other parties, leaving the parties that sponsored them? Was there an upside down interpretation of that section by the Supreme court?

People like you can only bamboozle and fool your likes with your poor understanding of simple English.

Get people around you who have better understanding of English to read and interpret that section of the constitution to you. Even a kindergarten child has more clarity than you.
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Barrister Ebong Ekere Who Assaulted His Wife In Akwa Ibom by Cantonese: 7:46pm On Dec 23, 2023
Ray369:
smiley I don't argue with bastards
But bastards are even better than you. You are fully an NFA!
FamilyRe: As I'm Enduring This, Am I Really Making My Children Better? by Cantonese: 3:38pm On Dec 23, 2023
Basicend:
Look, woman, we have to admit responsibility for our decisions in life.

You knew he was gambling before you married him, so you should have prepared for such repercussions.

Do you expect him to stop a habit? Even in marriage when financial responsibilities keeps climbing?

My advice; stay in the marriage if you still love him, and pray passionately with well-timed counsels for him to shift.

As per the kids, you just have to let them know clearly that you don't want them to follow such ways. You have to be very close to them and try to take good care of them while in this challenge. In the future, if you have funds or means, you can send them abroad to school.

It's still a one-sided story. That is my take.
The best of all counseling here.
Unbiased, properly addressed the issue, even as we only heard the lady’s side.
Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Dejumo Lewis Dies At 80 by Cantonese: 1:00pm On Dec 23, 2023
Kabiyesi, the Oloja of Ojo.

One of the best actors to grace the screens.
Village headmaster held Nigerians - adults and children - spell bound for many years. All the characters were fantastic. The actors all played their roles perfectly. It was a delight watching, just like Zebrudaya, Baba Sala, Samanja, etc.

The Oloja’s steps were very funny and very well organized. The palace messenger, Gorimapa sahara, was very funny. Infact he made skin cut for men very popular with his own head. Oloja’s sometimes disagreements held spectators spell bound. The same for Balogun Dodondawa, Boniface, Garuba (very British), Amebo, Sisi Clara, Okoro binako, played perfectly by Mr. Johnson, Okon, etc.

May the Lord keep the home he left behind and receive his soul.
Car TalkRe: How Much Is Car Papers Renewal In Your State? by Cantonese: 10:45am On Dec 23, 2023
jechona:
I was trapped by some police women today at mile one, Port Harcourt and they said my proof of ownership and police clearance has to be renewed so I called my FIRS agent to get update and she said;

Police clearance ..... 15k
Insurance .....15k
Road worthiness, MOT and proof of ownership .... 12.5k
Vehicle licence ... 3k


Total... 45.5k

And I was like wdf? Just to renew one car? Its like Tinubu is out to kill us. Please how much is it currently in your state?
You certainly are getting duped by policemen in your state.

We have been told several times that all you need to show to the police on request are the following:

1. Vehicle license
2. Vehicle insurance
3. Driver’s license.

Those are the documents that get renewed on expiration, apart from your road worthiness certificate. My vehicle license would expire on the 24th, but I asked my particulars man to get it renewed. I gave him 5K, which comprised the cost of the document and some Coca-Cola for himself.

Get the police phone numbers, as they come in handy in difficult situations.
PoliticsRe: Gov Alia Replies Benue NASS Lawmakers, Says He Helped APC Win In 2023 by Cantonese: 10:37am On Dec 23, 2023
Alaigbo:
Would Alia have won without APC too ?
Surely he would have won, even with the Labour Party. Alia gave APC a better image and another opportunity in Benue state. Alia’s had become the biggest name in 2023 by the election. If he loses, APC is lost in Benue.

If Benue must be developed, the old brigade of looters and thieves must be thrown away. If that is exactly what Alia is doing, he then is on track.
RomanceRe: Kano: Bleak Xmas For Contributors As Lady Sends Man Abroad With Their Money by Cantonese: 7:41pm On Dec 22, 2023
The risks with alajos make it impossible for people like us to venture into that business transaction with them.

That’s how that year, on Tiamiyu Savage V/I, one tailor saved from January until December. He was very happy with himself and asked the alajo to bring his money over. Unfortunately the alajo ran away with all the money and those of several other people. It was two days to Christmas. Make una come see cry and swear.

Abeg avoid alajos. Use your bank jejely.
FoodRe: Can You Guess The Age Of This Big Cat Fish? by Cantonese: 5:52pm On Dec 22, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
You're still eating dirt.

Go and watch how to wash catfish. You'll see the hot water method.
Wash your catfish with hot water and be sure that you are already cooking the fish. Also be sure that you cannot effectively clean the fish as it is already getting cooked.

Plenty of clean water and salt will do the job. Plenty of rinsing will clean the skin. That way, your selfish will remain as one and you can then proceed to cook.
FoodRe: Can You Guess The Age Of This Big Cat Fish? by Cantonese: 5:49pm On Dec 22, 2023
Monster catfish. Probably 3-4 years in the water. Good for breeding. Good for eating. Very lucky catch.
PoliticsRe: One Of The Three Major Languages In Nigeria Will Go To Extinction Soon - Omokri by Cantonese: 9:23am On Dec 22, 2023
Idiotic man and his idiotic comment.

He should talk about his tribe and his language. His people are confused with their language. They do not know where to stand between the Yoruba language and other languages of the Niger Delta. The youths of his tribe do not understand the language and do not speak. Ask them where they come from, they say “my mama tell me say I be Itsekiri”.

Omokri should focus on his own language, as it is already getting extinct.

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