₦airaland Forum

Daeylar:
So women should rush to get married because breast is still standing and ass is bouncing?
That is why we should make hay while the sun shines? Because of breast and ass.


After this one finished typing, in her mind she has done well. SMH

Marriage advisers be advising rubbish.
This one is just looking for men to clap for her.

Eniqurl:
What about those that got married early and divorce few years after ?

Marriage is not an acheivement

Florblu:
You only engaged her,you didn't cage her.

Deal with your insecurity

Damsyjay:
You forgot to mention Oyindidi

Rextizzle:
Work they won't work, they just want free stuffs and ready to sell their body to the highest bidder. no wonder they end up with ritualist.

Abi folorunsho alakija or funke akindele get two heads? these women work so hard for their money and never depend on any one.

Valerie47:
Op the earlier you understand that ladies cheat codedly more than men, the better for you. While in school, so many ladies that were engaged were cheating on their man, even married women dey talk about boyfriend, the matter just weak my soul.

Rextizzle:
None on this section, in fact nah ugly girls full here

Amakababe:
4 rounds a day banging ontop woman wey u never pay her brideprice. wehdone.

MariaLavina:
Lol how I wan take know? Never used the statement before, never will.



I'm not a bro

MRSoftapples:
I swear this is a very serious issue in Nigeria.

I thought i was the only one that finds female potruding stomach, "Disgusting"

But this generation of Nigeria women are low class, when it comes to health and fitness.
Seeing young ladies with potruding stomachs is very sad and pitiable.

All they know is to eat anything eatable.
some are even drinking beer in beer parlours.

The brains of most NIGERIAN women are wired with thoughts of food, food, food and food.
And this is why majority of the vaginas of NIGERIAN women, "smells badly"

when as a lady you eat anyhow and anything.
Then you dont burn callories from the body, it causes your vagina to smell.
This is why when a Nigeria lady farts, the smell can bring lucky dube back from the dead.

Now imagine how the vagina will smell like.

Uglymind:
Na only broke guys dey carry woman head for matter

vingeophysicist:
you won't blame the ladies because everyone wants to try a new thing. It takes extreme discipline to avoid any form of sexual activities during services(NYSC).
Reminiscing my service days I met this calm and intelligent lady in camp. She was the career type of lady and not into all these social activities. I was surprised when one of these randy guys told me he had sex with her in camp. I never believed it until I met both of them together in a compromising position. I really wanted to have a serious relationship with her, so I avoided any sexual contact. I lost appetite for the relationship after I discovered he allowed that lousy guy to sex her in camp oo. The girl also liked me too, probably because of our similar lifestyle.
She visited me after we were posted to our different place of primary assignment. I guess she thought we could take the relationship to the next level. For me, I was after her pussy because of that incidence in camp but she wanted more. She spent three days in mine lodge(Friday, Saturday and Sunday). The first two days she denied me sex oo. I was like these lady has mistaken my calm looks and niceness for foolishness. She was forming good girl for me oo. On the last day been Sunday, I was like, this is my last opportunity oo. She resisted my sexual advances, around midnight I knew I had to do something. I threatened to throw her out but she was adamant to my plea. Finally, I threw her out that night. Nobody asked her to stop pretending. We later had sex but she was like I never knew you were this bad oo.
Imagine person wey give pussy to one street nigga for camp come dey form wife material for me oo.

CellTabRepair20:
But truly getting married in this generation is a tough call, not that there ain't good girls. But the influences on the good ones begin to mount pressure on them after they are hitched. Most of them turn to bad girls but in a coded way. You can see it in the fact that cheating married women these days has increased unlike before when men were the ones playing. Why? Hardly do you find single ladies with single sexual partners; even where you find, they change relationships, most, from which they hardly have closure from until marriage. With social media and smartphones, the cycles continue on a likelihood of 7/10. It's a real tough time for young bachelors. Some of your girlfriends are flings for married men. You call, they hush you "i'm with my guy, will call later" and that's the way most roll...no traces.

JamaicanLove:
I sha know that, you are lying.



So keep deceiving yourself ugly self, morón

JamaicanLove:
You are way too ugly to upload your dirty looking picture on your profile, fool

Phaniajav:
If a girl truly loves you she will do anything and everything for you.

MissRaine69:
Vos non potestis figere stultus

FRoosevelt:
This is a move most manipulative, inconsiderate women pull on their love-blinded, docile partners. It's a perfect combination of gaslighting and guilt tripping.

So I was sitting out with a friend, his girlfriend, and her sister. Everything going good, everyone fine and having a good time, conversations great. Then out of nowhere disaster struck. His gf's phone rang several times and I could sense her getting uncomfortable a bit. Didn't say so much, no more smiles and all. I guess the guy observed that too so he asks her if she's okay and she doesn't reply.

An awkward moment at the table. Her phone keeps ringing but she isn't answering. Boyfriend proceeds to order one more drink for her but she gets really upset and tells him off for wanting to get her drunk. Seriously? It wasn't even an alcoholic drink.

Bf asks her why she's acting so bitchy raising her voice on him. At this point she gets the leeway she was looking for. Blows over, acts all angry and says she can't be there anymore and leaves immediately. Sister wants to follow her 'home' but she falls out with her too for no reason.

So party's over and everyone leaves. But it's only 9pm and I wasn't gonna cut my night short like that so I called over a couple of guys and we headed to a hotel's poolside bar not far away from where I live.

We were drinking and chattering away when I overheard an angry female voice at the table behind me telling someone on the phone, "stop disturbing me with your stupid calls and apologies"

I'm beginning to get a little bit tipsy with a blurry vision but I recognize the voice and turn to see who it really was.

Well, you guessed right. My friend's GF, hanging out with another man and looking so happy. I made sure to not let her see or hear me as I wanted to observe her a bit.

So they're done drinking and next move? Into the hotel. It's 12:30am at the time. She's getting fuvked overnight and my poor guy is killing himself trying to make up with her for getting her upset!!

What was really interesting to me though, is not her cheating, but how she deployed an impeccable manipulative move to create a win-win situation for her which my guy couldn't see through. He's being cheated on but still made to apologise!

Now tbh I was impressed at how she played her cards so perfectly, but it reinforced my staunch stance of never getting myself into the irrational emotional bondage called love.

MissJoy29:
Umungasi...you?

MissJoy29:
Me too

softwerk:
This one forgot to take his drugs today of all days, Christmas

MariaLavina:
So Men are the only one searching for love in Nigeria?


What about women who did all of the above but still get dumped?



#Sexist Crap!

shafshaff95:
Seriously I have been following this particular persons posts and comments on nairaland and I really think I should take the next step and say something, but you know in Nigeria Girls who approach guys are seen with a different perspective so what should i do.

Ilamina:
Just so chubby, and huggable..

It's just that I feel, they won't work hard enough

When you have se,x with them, you just wanna fuc..k the fat out of their body

chenzen:
This thread is not about the OP shaking tables or throwing stones, rather its just about finding answers from fellow nairalanders that settles certain argumentative disputes.

Its not far fetched as we all know as it is on record that a lot of social media users were gifted or presented with their ideal partner while exploring via social media, with the likes of facebook, twitter, whatsapp, assisting the majority of our single brothers and sisters to connect or discover their better half.

But it is yet to be recorded with the likes of Nairaland. never ever since 19 kokoro.


some said:

it because of the attitude of most nairalanders

it because NL users prefer using monikers than their real names

because there are so many FAKE personalities on Nairaland

some said that NL ladies are slùts, slay queens and gold digging scammers

Some said NL guys talks too much about Money, money, money and its very likely that 72% are yahóo boys and pùssy worshippers.

some believe that all nairaland guys are insensitive and lacks good sense of judgement with their comments on certain thread replies and post.


some said there is not a single gentleman in Nairaland and that we are simple loafing rogues and broke scavengers without direction.


the list is endless

The question is WHY?
e for make sense say we hear say NwaAmaikpe is getting married to Queensuccubus

or

iLegend or iClef or Ubunja is settling down with AMAKAVULA
....