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kpakpakpa:
Pls read my second and third post. I explain it there.

The doctors said i have tinnitus. That it was as a result of some strong that were used in treating me when i was sick.

My God! Someone is sick and went to improve his situation,they gave him drug that created another problem for him. Welcome to nigeria.

shadrach77:
Looks scripted. What's the point of checking her ɓack for a birthmark? Does every child have a birth mark? Sounds like a Nollywood movie script

You don't have data to watch till the point she explained how the girl got her mark?

Whoever separated them for this long did a damage. Now it would take time for them to reconnect. She can't even speak english and they don't understand italia.

She should know that she has "village people" now and they have their way of handing matters. May God help her.

Wagwanbrethren:
It means "victory comes from god alone"!

The illiterate won't get it. We can have latin on our insignia ,but having arabic there because of some religious idiots.

Kingibiza:
I never knew masturbation can affect a man to a point where he doesn't fancy a woman, it's very disheartening

that's what too much consumption of porn does to your mind.

successmatters:
Because he named an airport after a bigot?

cos he outperformed every governor the region ever produced.

They'd still menstruate.

ridwanlawal:
DNA TEST prompted him to do so.
My thought

Gbam! My thought exactly.

SundayNightGist:
Sharing this story with you is risky because it's a true story and it actually happened, but I'm not deterred as I'm on a mission to sanitize our society of all forms of immorality. Now lets get right into it without any further ado.

My office is located in Gwarinpa in Abuja and my boss is a very busy man who hardly stays in the office. We have another branch in Guzape (Asokoro extension) where my boss hired a lady as the manager in charge. This particular lady is fair and very endowed both ways (I mean front and back). She's attractive too, no doubt. She happens to be a single mother with a son. My boss on the other hand is a family man with four kids.

I had just joined the company when I started noticing that this lady usually drives the company's Mazda salon car to our branch (the headquarters) every week (Thursdays to be precise) to hold a "private meeting" with my boss. Word in the office has it that she was coming for weekly "reporting". Honestly I never once bothered to try and find out what was really going on as I'm the type that is very serious with my work.

Not until the guys in the office started bantering in groups and talking about what was actually going on. Again, I shrugged off their conversation because what's my business, and besides, I don't do office gossip. Well, not until one fateful day....

As I was hurrying up a task given to me by my boss in my usual seriousness with my work, I needed to rush to his office to get his final approval on something that he had asked me to do when I ran into the unbelievable!

Was I dreaming? Was my eyes paining me? For Pete's sake, what was this? In broad daylight that evening, as I knocked, my boss answered "come in" nonchallantly. I don't know what he was thinking. Lo and behold, there they were, he and our branch manager both standing on their feet and very close to each other with my boss unzipping her dress with his both hands! I was embarrassed and so were they. Usually, whenever this lady is around my boss would immediately close all his window curtains. This normally happens around or after closing (remember I told you I'm a serious office worker, so I stay back a lot because naturally I work late into the night everyday).

Since that incident, whatever I say in any meeting involving this particular lady is always accepted and approved by her whether it makes sense or not. In fact, she's trying to move close to me and become my friend by force now to the extent that she even chats with me privately now regularly.

While a man has the full right to do whatever he likes, my question is why do this in the workplace? Why would my boss engage in office romance right in the office building? And why is the lady in question now trying to get close to me by force now? Am I in any real danger? I don't want to lose my job. Please what do I do?

From the words in bold, it shows you don't need any advice here. You indulge in office gossip and that's why this is an issue to you. Why would it bother you if she comes to the head office in company's saloon car for reporting? Because you don't mind your business.

There's no way the boss would be unzipping a lady and he'd ask you to come in after knocking - you just found your way to get them in a compromising position. You created that story so people would not question your urge to investigate their affair.

You're even crushing on that lady and you're doing all this to get her to your side by trying to get her in that shameful position so you can explore that.

Be careful so you'll not be sacked.

1Alex:
Na for who get time to watch TV

I barely on TV. I no get time. I subscribe for my friends who come around and I think Compact bouquet is enough. Any other thing can be transmitted from my phone to my TV, that's if I want to watch.

Akano5:
i agree with you to some extent but i disagree with you about the availability of Jobs in the general market.... at least check the percentage of students graduating every year and compare it with the percentage of graduates getting employed....

the question is,are the students employable? That you graduated doesn't mean you're qualified or well taught.

tensazangetsu20:
Nigeria better pass Namibia. Job no dey that country. I no consider those north African countries as African nations na. I have been to Morocco and everything about it felt and looked European down to the most basic Infrastructure. When I talk Africa, na black man countries for Africa I dey talk.

Do you consider Jamaica and Trinidad and Tobago as African countries? Egypt and the rest are africans.

Diligent1:
If I have the opportunity of having this amount, I will first buy a land and build a room and parlor self-contained then the remaining amount will be invested into my passion business.

which area you wan buy the land?

Michael547:
I do computerised professional car inspection before buying a car in the southwest incase you need my services....you can contact me on 08167469103.

where in the southwest are you?

senatordave1:
Why can't obidients understand that tinubu's northern votes surpassed obi's southern votes and that there was no mandate anywhere lost.obi won se by 1.9 mil votes but tinubu got 2.7 million in the nw while obi got 400k there.2.3 million of those surpassed overwhelmed obi se votes with 400k surplus.obi had 1.2 mil in ss while tinubu had 800k.the 400k surplus from nw now cancelled out obi ss lead.
In ne,tinubu polled 1.2 mil while obi got about 300k.thats a 900k lead.tinubu defeated obi by in sw by over 1.3 million and in nc.ss and se could never have given obi victory.even in 2015,buhari votes in nw alone cancelled out gej votes in se/se.ne,nw,nc went for the kill.that is the same calculus tinubu employed.



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Nothing but fact and figure.

I don't know how the man who came a distant third is the winner.

WannaHowzit:
I'm surprised Nigerians know who Winnie Mandela is.

we contributed money to the struggle against apartheid and provided safe haven for people like Mandela, Thabo Mbeki, zouma ,etc ,here. We know her.

Nice read. This is succinct and apt. Short , rich and full of wisdom.

He might come off as a sore loser,but he has some facts here.

iykofias:
It’s a Manchester derby.
It’s highly advised all United fans skip the final, e get why

I even skipped this one,not to talk of that final. I respect my peace of mind. This over sabi coach can overthink and over-experiment to get our blood pressure high.

WIZGUY69:
There’s something seriously wrong with Blacks worldwide. They are not even capable of ruling themselves. God! I’m not sure God created blacks themselves, Probably it’s a contract job to one of the low-tier angel.
Sudanese are busy killing themselves for some group of selfish foools in this 21st century.
Congolese are working themselves to death for below 50 cents per day.
Churches and mosques keep springing up in all nook and crannies of the continent.

Just take a look at these brainwashed motherfvckers

Something is definitely wrong with the black skin. Just tell me one place on earth where black people are doing fine,just one place.

Jerryherd:
IVF doing wonders

I don't know how much a good one would cost cos i'd like to pay for it to be done on someone.

Piers Morgan is proud of you!

Curious345:
Okay. What if Tinubu dies before may 29th?


There have been a few instances in history where a president-elect has died before they could be inaugurated. Here are some examples:

1) William Henry Harrison (1841): Harrison was elected as the ninth President of the United States in 1840 but died of pneumonia on April 4, 1841, just 31 days after his inauguration.

2) James A. Garfield (1881): Garfield was elected as the 20th President of the United States in 1880 but was assassinated by a disgruntled office seeker on July 2, 1881, just four months after his inauguration.

3) Zachary Taylor (1850): Taylor was elected as the 12th President of the United States in 1848 but died of an unknown illness on July 9, 1850, just 16 months into his presidency.

4) Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (Brazil, 1989): Lula, as he is commonly known, was elected president of Brazil in 1989 but was unable to take office due to legal challenges. He was eventually able to run and win the presidency in 2002.

5) Néstor Kirchner (Argentina, 2003): Kirchner was elected president of Argentina in 2003 but died suddenly of a heart attack on October 27, 2010, while serving as the Secretary General of the Union of South American Nations.

You listed those who were inaugurated though...

richmond500:
There is naivety in 100 level.
Let's be frank, we all look stupid in our 100 level

You were dark in 100L and became light in 400L?

Sometimes,it's sad to be a blackman. The leadership don't feel any sense of shame. They just ignore this and the people device a horrible means to further act shameless.

I thank Allah that i'm a Muslim.

like car battery acid or which acid? Nigerians are too desperately built to seek money through any means. They can kill you for a token.

mancoconut:
Lol, Muslim North and SW own Nigeria (FFK though an idiot was actually right when he affirmed it). I don't know about the South South, but it's time for Igbos to forget the colossal joke Nigeria's "national" politics has become and focus on the SE sociopolitical dynamics, the industrialization happening massively in the East lately is very encouraging- thanks to the likes of Innoson, Ibeto, Seplat etc...Igbos have survived and fared just fine without Nigerian politics for decades, we will always be fine.

That's because they know how to lobby and form alliance. You people love to intimidate and insult people to gain political slot. It doesn't work that way.

Igbo should humble themselves and stop chestbeating to achieve presidency.

akinsto4ever:
Oponu. Sanwoolu is a family name

Who know the name before this one became a governor?

7david7:
Good morning my people, I am writing you people at this delicate hour of 12:39am because my son's condition, it's getting worse by the day.

Dandruff wants to kill this beautiful boy, I know it's weird because we all know, myself included that dandruff doesn't kill, but watching myself lose a part of my son everyday.

He's been suffering from this condition for over 6yrs now, we've gone to the hospital and after buying and using all the prescribed drugs (Nizoral shampoo, selsun blue, head and shoulders, tea tree oil, miconazole cream, ketoconazole cream, terbinafine cream, fluconazole tablet, terbinafine tablet: almost killed my son, griseofulvin etc) nothing has changed, instead it's getting worse by day.

From complaining of headaches, to weakness (my son that was filled with energy and plays all the time now barely moves, he is always one place complaining of tiredness and pain), to joint pains, to confusion.

According to him, this dandruff has ate up his scalp so much that he can now taste his bathing soap on his tongue the moment he washes his head. We are now scared of washing and applying anything on his head because he will complain of tasting whatever we put on his head in his mouth and he will start having reactions. It's almost as if the skin on his scalp no longer protects him from outside soaps and other ingredients.

The moment he washes his head, his lips and tongue will swell up and he will start having reactions. My once active and lovely boy is now a shadow of himself. He's refusing to play, always complaining of tiredness and pains.

Pls help me my people, I don't know what to do anymore. I've tried every hospital and everything, I've done all I know, and now I'm watching my son deteriorate gradually before my very eyes without having a clue what to do, pls I beg you, help him, help me.

You call this Dandruff? Oga this is not Dandruff. You have to go local.

It seems Fintiri has taken this.

Oluwasheyijossy:
Everyone should have a shot at it, its an open battle now and i pray inec ensures this very election is conducted under a free and fair supervision and the people's choice is respected.
Yahaya Bello wants his trusted brother to help him cover his fraudulent activities.

I'd even like Dino to win so he can smash Yahaya in the head. Forget the issue of free and fair elections. If Yahaya is sure that would ha, he won't even attempt this brazen madness at selection. He'd use his thugs to disrupt the process at the other sides, while he and his ebira brothers write anything they like from their core 3 LGs. Do you know the turnout in 2019 governorship election was 98% in ebira land even when the national average hovers between 45 and 50%?

That's the only place everyone that registered voted. If you're familiar with his game, he's going to rig using the same pattern, unless they resist him.

Ebira is a minority in the state. He's setting a bad example and he's performed so woefully that igala can justify their hold on power.

Oluwasheyijossy:
So the okuns don't deserve to take the governorship seat? Why are you guys this self centered and egocentric, for how long do you guys want to keep enslaving them? Power should keep rotating between the igalas and ebiras only. Power should rotate amongst the three of them, it's the okuns time and dino is fortunate to be the one heading the fight. God will decide who wins at the end of the day

What you guys don't understand is, there's no ethnic group in the entire country that cede its majority influence to other ethnic groups within a state like you want the igalas to do. Tiv don't, berom don't do that, Ibibio hardly do it, ekwere hardly do it, the majority in cross rivers don't, bayelsans don't, and the only place it's a must is in Kogi State. The same Igala were in old Plateau, Kwara and Benue, they were never allowed to take their place, but where they constitute 65% of the population, they should consider.

I'm not even worried at Okun taking the seat, but I'm mad that Yahaya chose his brother after his 8 years in office - he took it from igala via Audu's death.

proprince:
LP all the way.

Abu who is an igala man is the flag bearrer of the Labour Party and he will win.

The Igalas who are the majority cannot be abused this way.

I know both the apc and the pdp will rush to Igala kingdom to pick a deputy.

This has given the Labour Party a clearer chance now.

who's the LP candidate? I need to tell my kogi friends about him.

Igala lost their son who had won the election for Yahaya to assume office with no effort of his, it's time for Yahaya to go and he's picking someone from his village to replace him. Injustice! Yahaya even campaigned against Audu then, but he benefited from that mandate.

PDP could have gone to the east, but they chose to be stupid with another useless candidate in Dino.

NNPP and LP should bring better candidates up.