₦airaland Forum

Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please

Nah. No amount of self service can be close to real deal- the warmth, the affection, the moans from the partner... come on man!
Just get over your heart break and get yourself a mate.
Meanwhile you know you can last 2hrs non-stop after self servicing as it helps you to go steady without cumming prematurely

P.S. Bia Seun, which one is approaching biko? I meant c!um.i.n.g!

It's so shameful when our iconic institutions are built like residential bungalows and flats.
These are structures that should normally be built with the next 200 years in mind, with inspiring architectual designs and imposing structures.
We are gradually elevating mediocrity to a state craft.
Just like when you check out our grandeur first/second generation Universities compared to the block of flats they build as Unis these days.

It's so shameful when our iconic institutions are built like residential bungalows and flats.
These are structures that should normally be built with the next 200 years in mind, with inspiring architectual designs and imposing strucures.
We are gradually elevating mediocrity as a state craft.
Just like when you check out our grandeur first/second veneration Universities and all the block of flats they build as Unis these days.

Tinubu and his 40 thieves will never cease to amaze!

You keep tolling the lekki bridge with the proceeds shielded from LASG tax coffers while promising to build another one toll-free for the Igbos?

Come on man...

LASU shut down indefinitely...

Lagos Resident doctors on strike for lack of payment...

All Lagos funds has been invested in the CHANGE campaign, pray they win or else... Winter is Coming!

binie:
It's not about knowing the uk immigration rules it's about being honest. All he would have said was yes I do but I never intend seeing her.

It's called deception simple.

Anyway, I will admit that the world's security situation is making everybody to be on the edge these days.
But the fact is that sometimes there are people you know but you don't want to be identified with, for personal reasons.
It would have been different if the guy submitted her name as a relative in his VISA form, and then deny her on entry.

babeface3:
This is one of the ill treatments meted out to a Nigerian recently in the UK.

My friend was traveling to the UK to meet a friend of his for some important discussions. His wife's younger sister stays in London and was not aware of his arrival as he wanted to stay in the hotel throughout his visit without any disturbance.

On arriving London, Immigration officers asked him if he knew anyone in London, to which he said no. In what looked like a drama, they took his phone from him and one of the officers went to an office, searched through the phone, found a London Number and called it. My guy's sister-in-law picked and answered all the questions they posed thinking the sister's husband was in trouble.

Like another drama, mu guy found himself in a room, and thereafter ushered to a waiting plane going to Lagos.

This is absolutely astonishing!

I just hate it when these useless whites start thinking they are here to do the whole black world a favour when you visit them.
If someone's Uk number is in my phone but I have made confirmed hotel accommodations for my stay, how is that Immigration's problem.
Though I won't claim to know UK immigration laws but this particular one is so ridiculous.
Dude wasn't planning to put up with the inlaw, so how is that a problem?
Anyway, what do I know about British Law?

And for some people saying why didn't he say it, I travel to anywhere I like and lodge in the best hotel I can afford without bothering any family/friend that I know in that city, as long as they are not part of my reason for visiting at that time.
Sometimes, it's even after I've left that I call and chat them up on how I visited their city.

Were they forbidden from sitting down or what?

The seats are empty while the visibly hungry 'yoots' were clustered at the middle of the stadium.
Oh kay! Probably to give an impression of 'massive' crowds

All Join. Let the best rigged man WIN!!!

And they forgot AIG Mbu, the fire-breathing dragon of a Super cop!.

He had already declared, 'Cast your vote and go home immediately'. Ignore him at your own peril.

*walks away singing '20 man shall fall that day eh'...*

While I was in the service corps, I said to myself 'I ain't going back to 'our' house after this. I need to find 'my' house'.
So immediately after service, I moved in with a friend and worked/prayed my way into my own house.

I don't think it's a question of age, it should be every young man's desire to be financially/socially independent. As fast as you achieve that, you move on, only always remember to visit/call/send gifts/money to your parents for the blessing of long life still stands.

Erm... For your gayism, I have no comment, only that 14 years under is still valid in Naija.
Enjoy your new found freedom, your mom will get used to it

Blackbeauty:
Hi nairalanders..sometimes,it gets really boring..these days,the reality is staring at me in the face!I just realised I hv few friends.i figured out it would be great to meet new people,talk and share ideas that can help us get ahead in our different careers..A little info about me;I am a lawyer, a book and music lover,witty ,maybe intelligent and also enthusiastic about life generally.Basically,I just want friends..mature working class male and female friends.I value human company a lot and am sure I can make some great friends here that would be for a life time.you can add me up on bbm with 3337B1EF.
NB:please,if u are looking for a sex partner,someone to hook up with cheaply or sex chat with;save yourself the trouble of contacting me.that's because I would block you so fast it would make your head spin!I won't appreciate students also cos am a working class woman that would prefer mature working class friends.

And here am I looking for a female lawyer to handle my briefs. No pun indended
Oya check your feeds and accept my invite. Let's get it rolling

falconey:

She is probably between 5-8years old.

This is GAGA going crazy........ladies for any reason can you dress up your daughter looking this HOT?

And guys can you allow your wife do this to your daughter and why?

The clothe is absolutely fabulous.
The heavy make ups? Absolute NO!

Allow the kids facial skin to breathe and glow naturally, there are no weather beaten groves that needs patching yet

Ahaah!
I told one Charley just last week that we're bidding to acquire Ghana as an offshore state and he thought I was joking

Where is Wale112 ?
E don dey happen already!

I'll bring you to Lagos to be washing my cars when deal is completed.
No worries, I'll make sure you'll always have loads of fufu to eat

Yimu*
Same way several polls reported Isreali race will go down to the wire.
On real election, Netanyahu won by a land slide.

You guys should relax, real voting is just 10days away.
It will shock you that most poll respondents are either non-residents or non-PVC holders.

lalasticlala:
The ex beauty queen who is Married to a very much older Billionaire posted the pic With her escort on her instagram page and captioned it:

"P R O T O C O L ✈️ #Duties #Abia #2015 #MrsA #MyGodIsTheGreatest"


https://instagram.com/p/0XuH7QyrbC/

It's so shameful to see our armed forces carrying shopping bags, umbrellas, etc for 'madams'!

Army headquarters should warn the rank and file to stop degrading the profession with these useless acts.

softysparky:
Ndi nnewi akpa sense

The first day I heard "Amaka m ife na Ozubulu bu jew man na Nnewi" I laughed so hard.
As onye Ozubulu, how do you guys react to that joke?

Kenai:
From EMMANUEL UZOR, Onitsha

Anambra State Governor, Chief Wille Obiano, at the weekend performed the ground-breaking ceremony for the construction of a $40 million automotive assembly plant in Ozubulu, Ekwusigo Council Area of the state.

Speaking at the foundation ceremony for establishment of Richbon Automotive Nigeria Limited, Obiano, said the exercise was part of dividends of his administration’s readiness to partner private investors to create jobs and industrialise the state.

OBIDOGO! Anambra na enwu oku! (Light of the Nation)
More Industries, more jobs, greater income per capita, less crime!

centmichael101:
All I can see is the work of money

Nah. Not at all.
Have you seen the Ibru family ladies? Money alone would have got them trim figures.
I think one thing that people don't put into consideration is GENES. Genetic codes ultimately decide what shape we end up with, just like facials, height, etc...
Even though dieting and exercise plays their roles but having the right genes makes your job cut out easily.

theoctopus:
More

This is utterly disgusting!

Can they go and cover that drainage please?

kingphilip:
you'll enjoy ur money beta

Ain't no way I'm putting out that kinda fund for a night out of my pocket. Unless of course, there's a contract of $1m to be signed
Are you aware that amount can buy me a plot of land at Mowe?

kingphilip:
15. Terrace Suite – Four Points by Sheraton Lagos
This is our best kept secret . It may not be as expensive as some of the rooms on our list but it has that magic that would give you the perfect relaxation. The creamy bathrooms, luxurious break from its standard utilities, therapeutic soak inside a bathtub, a magnificent view of the ocean from your balcony, turn-down services and even bathrobe and slippers.

Visit: Four Points by Sheraton

Rates: $426 per night as at 12th March, 2015

Location: Plot 9/10 Block 2 Oniru Chieftaincy Estate, Ikoyi, Lagos

Mehn!
I just love this terrace setting.
Wouldn't mind lounging here for a weekend.
And the price? I won't bat an eyelid if my company is the one paying

Wale112:
All these can never happen in a civilized country like Ghana.



Lawless Nigerians

God bless Ghana

Hahahaaa.
Hope you know Nigeria will soon acquire Ghana as an offshore state.
With the increasing poverty and IMF refusing to lend you guys feeding money, it won't be long. We'll always be our brothers keeper

5p1naz:
5. Danfo drivers believe they are immortal. Never
yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise....

this danfo guys bashed me 8 times last month. ..
7 sped off after...
one of the 7 danfos ended up in a small drain...
the eighth one wanted to fight...


Jeezzzz.. Lagos is the largest psychiatric ward in the world

You probably need to see a Psychiatrist bro.
Only you? Haba!
I'll assume you never went to driving school, though. Your Agidi driving skill is the problem here.

RedBenson:
Lol. I'm sure your mum must've been doing this. Many reasons attribute to this practice. 1st, to avoid fight among siblings; 2ndly, to ensure evenly distribution of the available food among all accordingly (with most times putting age in consideration). The senior ones are given the more bigger size than the junior ones.

Let's share the memory of those old days.

Well, the only thing that makes this look funny is because of the setting. Probably a low income home with no dining room/set.
If you transfer this to a beautiful dining room with a large dinning set and cutleries, it will be Bon Apetite

Oh dear!
One of those moments I just take exception to support jungle justice. This man MUST not be allowed to go free for any reason.

Please lawyers, Civil societies, should take up this case for the sake of woman-hood and humanity.
I wouldn't mind contributing money to see that this Dis-honorable commissioner gets maximum sentence for this rape/murder.

blackpanda:
This is what Abuja has turned to since Jona came in

Forget Jamaica, even Banex in wuse2 (city center) is now a hub for drug pushers.

The smoke weed in broad day light. Police even patronize them

You serious?
Banex is an open place now? How do you do illegal stuff there?
Used to be my hood back in dem days men!

These useless journalists that write like illiterates so irritates me.

Story started with 'the lady died while on a date with the guy'

Later story said 'trouble started when Kemi began coughing in her home at mid night'

Shiorr!

How can police conclude the dude had anything to do with her demise?
Have they checked her medical history?
Was he he the only person that he met that day?

At least let them do an autopsy first before hanging the death on someone's neck.

By the way RIP to the lady

That moment when you feel like we should be having elections yearly!

Imagine, all Agencies are just coming up with people-friendly policies. Meanwhile we've been shouting ourselves hoarse on the criminality of this MYTO since and nobody looked at our side.

GEJites, please when will they announce free beer and babeque fish every weekend at all the joints nationwide?
Body don tell this govt men!

buccal:
This shld be in jokes section. Guns making the proud humble since 1960

Lol.
Trying to horn my fiction writing skills bro.
I could be the next Sydney Sheldon you know

Oh my little beetle.
I rocked a brand new one of it through my secondary school days back then.

I remember doing 80m/hr steadily on it and thinking I could march Schumachar's speed

CityNG:
We have a winner

Nah.
Methinks the joke really is ... LAST BONE BORN