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Just find your way into Ladipo in Mushin, Lagos. Those Igbo boys can even transform your Camry to Avalon while you wait. ![]() |
Seemyfather:Let me give you a tip. Some of these pre-mature ejaculations are really nothing but anxiety. Some folks were not bold enough in their youths in looking babes in the eyes and dropping some mind altering sweet yarns. So any opportunity of seeing a babe's naked silhouette, they unleash their liquid contents in a hasty shivers. Next time before you do the do, first go and masturbate and release that first burst. Then relax and let your machine rev back to live, drive in and see how long you will last. If you still drop the ball before entering the pitch, then masturbate two times before the real deal. The only problem is if your worktool doesn't rev back to life after a short while, then you need to see your doctor ASAP. Please don't resort to all those quick fix burantashi ooo ![]() P.S Remember to come back with your testimony ![]() |
shininglite:David Mark served the country well? In your dreams ba? Please read history before mouthing rubbish. Same David Mark as a Telecoms Minister in the 80s declared that telephone is not for the POOR (the Nigerian people). Thereby effectively looting all the funds that was supposed to be used in laying copper phone cables across the country. If that was done, by now we'll be having uber speed DSL internet instead of this epileptic mobile internet. Are you aware that before GSM network launched in 2001, this country of about 160 million people had only about 500 active telephone land lines? David Mark was part and parcel of the backwardness the millitary meted out on us for decades, and he has continued in this dispensation. Under his watch as Senate President, jobless and defenceless young graduates were lured to their deaths in a sham government job recruitment. What has he done to bring the organizers to book? |
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It's a natural sequence, demand and supply law is simply at work. Numerous pretty damsels chasing a few good guys out there. Polygamy would have gone a long way to ameliorate this issue but then, the problems of polygamy can be overwhelming when it is not properly handled. |
sledjama:Men! Thank God you decoded that subtle format, you guys would have ended up in a dingy forest. My rule of thumb in Nigerian Airports is to look for registered brand taxis ONLY. Else I'll call someone I know in town. PH Airport especially is notorious for Taxi drivers picking people up and robbing them on the way |
At least we have seen the contracts worth billions of bucks that OPC and ND Millitants were getting for taking these questionable positions. What exactly are MASSOB getting, other than jailing and killing/dumping of their members bodies in murky rivers. I need answers bikonu. |
In as much as I want to hail the idea of challenging governments in the courts and getting a fair judgement, I'll also want to look at the effects of this liberty on our environment. In a country where you even have people bring out refuse and dump them on the streets instead of paying waste collectors for clear out. If this restriction is cancelled, the environment is definitely going to take a turn for the worse, unless governments will charge the citizens extra money for cleaning up street drainages. It's a shame, but some people are not even appalled by a dirty environment. Let's see how it goes when they appeal. |
AmberQueen:That's right Amber, especially when you are chilling in one of those cosy Golden Royale suites ![]() |
pekeyim:This is a highly idiotic approach to solving national issues. Apparently, federal character principle has been considered in coming up with this re.tarded idea. How on earth do you add a community where fully enclosed/buried oil pipeline passes through on the benefit list for oil producing communities when the real reason for compensating the latter is because of the environmental degradation that renders farm lands and water bodies inadequate for farming and fishing. |
Melasam:You need to see a Psychologist ASAP. |
engrfcuksmtin:Mods please advise this dude to remove these offensive pics or give him a warning ban. cc Seun, Lalasticlala |
No wonder at over 40 years of age, you're still an 'up and coming' artiste. Your only motivation to sing is so you can have access to Genevieve in your bed ba? Keep 'upping and coming' you'll get there when you're 80! ![]() |
I have used 0W 40 Mobil 1, for my Camry all along, though the OEM recommendation is 5W 30, like most Toyota units. That was because that specs was not easily available in Nigeria. The oil served efficiently, as the Engine is still almost noiseless for over 4 years and never had any issue. However, I discovered this January when I went to service my Highlander, that Mobil has introduced the recommended 5W 30 into the Nigerian market, as my mechanic used it. I advise that you check major Mobil stations in your area. |
Come on Kenny, Why trousers and overall to the beach ![]() Please get a good pair of bikinis next time ![]() |
lonelydora:Lol. Don't blame the guy. Enugu roads are used to good old Peugeots/Toyotas ran by the overwhelming civil servants in the state. Any single luxury brand will turn necks any day. |
For most Toyota users like myself, it has always been an issue getting the recommended 5W 30 Oil for servicing in Nigeria. Before now, I had been using the 0W 40 rated Mobil 1 which is still a synthetic quality oil and it's been giving my engines good lease of life but it is not the OEM recommended spec. Recently, I went for servicing and was surprised when my mechanic brought the 5W 30 rated Mobil 1 and said it's been made available to the Nigerian market. So now, our Toyota Engines can enjoy the real deal. I'm sure there are other brands in the market but Mobil 1 is highly rated globally. |
searching4love:Calm down dude, your death may even come faster with those foreign women. Nigerian women still rocks and values their marital vows. Don't use a few outliers to judge a whole colony of species |
amakaobiemeka:Don't be an idiot. How does a Head of Federal Govt 'give' an Independent State their commissioner? |
MyPWisINCORRECT:Even Psychologists do need mental check-up. |
leisuretym:Ever heard about the word 'set design'? you can always movein/move out items to complement your desired 'studio' It must be a real miracle to have two rooms in London and Abuja with such similarities. Not rooting for Fayose though. |
BuddhaPalm:And this is where it gets freaky. One would think that women folk and Feminists will come hard on the book/movie, yet they are the ones clamouring to read/watch? If you consider that the subliminal message in this whole 50 shades shebagan is 'that women wants to be taken', and they are truly devouring it, how do we fight violent sex offenders in the society? Is it that women has evolved right under our noses? from loving a velvety mills n boon romance experience to the wild possessive and brutal 50 shades? What does women want ![]() |
I would have given you a two thumbs up but you missed the most annoying one. Even Daily Times used it today, read ... 'Amaechi FINGERED Patience Jonathan over APC rally disruption' |
Is this .He must have been high on < 20 man shall fall that day, if you cross my lane o > Can you imagine threatening civilians on whose tax he gets his daily bread? Police Service Commission should call this dude and caution him on the ethics of his job, because with this mindset coming from a AIG, police brutality and extra-judicial killing can only increase in the force. |
20pounds:You are Wicked! ![]() |
zicoraads:You should know that Lai Moh'd, Fani Kayode, Joe Igbokwe and all the various govt media aides are bona fide Nairalanders. Do you think that all these propagandas they freely dish out here is for fun? When next you see them shouting Sai Buhari, or GEJ till 2050, just know they are actually earning their pay. |
alujonjonkijon:My brother, though I'm not a member of Winners, but back in school those days, I used to have a stack of his audio tapes (b4 CDs became popular), and his words were so inspiring. He kept saying he has never done one single business all his life, and that the gospel is the ONLY business he will ever get involved in. Seeing this N9bn investment in the capital market alone, and this controversy now makes me |
brb |
AdeniyiA:Good addition. However, basket is for commercial vehicles only. Then most importantly, regularly check your headlamps, rear lights, reverse lights, and pointers at nights to be sure they are all working. FRSC usually pulls that stunt when they see every other stuff is intact. sometimes you'll be amazed that one of your brake light was showing up. |
eniyanpataki:While I think you need to run a scan on the vehicle to be sure of the issue, I don't think that Mobil super 1000 will be any good for the Engine. The recommended Engine oil for the ride is Synthetic 5W-40. I use the Mobil 1 which delivers quality performance. |
Simply Run a VIN report. You will see the last report Odo with the date (assuming VIN confirms there was no roll back) Then use the date to extrapolate. Assuming VIN report shows 122,000 as at June 2014 in the US, and was imported into Nigeria in December 2014. You don't need a prophet if you see 105,000 on the dash. |
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