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RomanceRe: Please Any Help On How To Enlarge The Penis (mine Is So Small & No Girl Wants Me by cerpvad(m): 1:37pm On Dec 12, 2019
Mix Vaseline and goya oil. Apply to dick till desired result
RomanceRe: Big Dick, Breast And Butts Naturally Without Side Effects FREE INFO by cerpvad(m): 12:59pm On Dec 12, 2019
Ordinary mixture of Vaseline and goya oil (Anointing oil) equally delivers good results for butt, boobs and dick enlargement. Apply to the desired areas till desired result is achieved.

Also, for those who want to burn fat, start to drink palm wine or ogogoro dry gin. This worked for one of my plus size girls friend.
FamilyRe: Single Mother Challenge. (SMC) by cerpvad(m): 8:39pm On Dec 11, 2019
Come and beat me
Fountainofyouth:
Then create a thread for men nah, cos you seem pained, create a thread and monetise it so that it will be fair.
FamilyRe: Single Mother Challenge. (SMC) by cerpvad(m): 7:59am On Dec 11, 2019
Fairnes should not be determined by numbers.
Efewestern:
How many single fathers do we have? please give it to these beautiful women, they are trying.
FamilyRe: Bad Marriage by cerpvad(m): 3:24pm On Dec 09, 2019
Your article is too one sided. It lacks balance as it focuses only on the man as if man is the only stakeholder in a marriage
FamilyRe: Single Mother Challenge. (SMC) by cerpvad(m): 2:24pm On Dec 09, 2019
At OP, can you also create a thread on Single Father Challenge. Single Fathers too deserve to be listened to
RomanceRe: Can A Woman With PHD Get Married To A Man With No DEGREE ? by cerpvad(m): 12:21pm On Dec 09, 2019
Guys When it comes to marriage, I beg marry a lady below your social class financially or academically. It is good for a lady to marry up above her social class but for guys please don't go there. Most women who are highly socially classed above their husbands, either financially or academically, often end up controlling the family. When a guy marries up, he ends up being a puppet or rubber stamp of the woman. There is no mystery in life greater than you giving instructions to your children or on certain family matters and watch your wife overruling you.
RomanceRe: Guys, Answer This My Question Sincerely Please by cerpvad(m): 8:23am On Dec 09, 2019
Yea sure
ironheart:
she may be going through a situation and need help
RomanceRe: Guys, Answer This My Question Sincerely Please by cerpvad(m): 4:33am On Dec 09, 2019
This OP is frustrated. Why all these questions? If my guess is right, you just want to gather the answers to form a judgment on men generally and then go about spreading aggressions on every man who dare to woo you.
RomanceRe: [poll] Would You Prefer to Marry a Virgin? by cerpvad(m): 4:24am On Dec 09, 2019
One of my guys married to a Virgin. On the wedding night, na struggles on the bed as the girl no gree allow him penetrate, saying it was painful. Two weeks after, no penetration yet ohh virgin girl still dey complain of pain. A doctor they later consulted with recommended an anaesthesia which they apply around her vulva area to deaden the vagina muscles before a little penetration was made. Based on the this, if you you love sex too much, don't dare go near virgins as they could be frustrating sexually.
IcraveLove:
Never knew people hated virgins so much
RomanceRe: Wrong Reasons For Marriage by cerpvad(m): 3:46am On Dec 09, 2019
Well said
skylegend:
the next step is turning the ho,into and house wife

RomanceRe: Choose A Sleeping Position With Your Partner by cerpvad(m): 3:18am On Dec 09, 2019
I used to to have a girl who snored. I remember using number 12 with an earphone
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 1:02pm On Dec 08, 2019
Yea sure. Girls getting market is a dynamic one.. Different stroke for different folks. You do what works for you and I do what works for best for me. Na so grin
KiidaACE:
Lool no worries bro.. It's obvious it works for you though so I guess you should stick with it and I'll stick with what works for me..
To be honest, the picture I had in my head of the smile you've been yapping about was more like this smiley right here >>>> grin.
Well, I guess you're talking about the Damon Salvatore esque smile then..
Goodluck bro
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 10:12pm On Dec 07, 2019
Every guy, including the ones who look like oracles, has potential for 'killer smiles'. Though some are naturally gifted with beautiful smiles that make girls weak at knees, the killer smiles and how to use them is an art that can be learned.
On the 'overdo' aspect, it depends on what you want to achieve with that. But I still stand by the point that no smiling is too much when interacting with girls. (NB: smile is different from laughter ohhhh grin)

Have you ever met people who have a permanent smiling attitude? Do you feel good and relaxed staying around them? Absolutely yes. Are you often afraid of initiating talk with them? Absolutely No! Same thing applies when you smile permanently while you interact with girls. In fact, after having interactions with guys, part of what girls remarkably remember about guys is their smile And this forms part of what determines whether they would like to see the guys again or not.
KiidaACE:
Tell that to the guys that look like oracles.. Not everyone has that killer smile bro grin..
But you're right on the cashier stuff though or a cute girl in a pharmacy store.. Smiling at em a little often makes them blush but you still shouldn't overdo it though..
EventsRe: Christmas Village Opens In Uyo, 21 Storey Building Light Adds To Allure. Pics by cerpvad(m): 8:50pm On Dec 07, 2019
You are really right about that. In addition, they have beautiful girls more than any other states in Nigeria. I spent last week at Uyo and the experience was scintillating grin
Atouke:
Uyo is currently the best place to be in Nigeria, it is serene, it is clean, good road network and a city on the rise with a government that's responsive to the needs of the citizens within the limits of limited resources.
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 8:35pm On Dec 07, 2019
You would need to ohhh, otherwise na 'audio smiles' you go dey waka about with grin grin

Honestly, if you want to know the power of a good smile, walk to a supermarket or banking Hall, and smile at the girl on the counter. If she doesn't return your smiles, please come back here and report her to us
KiidaACE:
When I'm not trying out for the Joker role in a batman movie..
Nah I think I'll pass bruh grin
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 8:25pm On Dec 07, 2019
OK. You can school us on what you know about attraction.
Tangmaniandevil:
Erm... No.

The secret of attraction does not start with smiles.

You cannot just go around smiling at every girl in the name of attracting them. Ko le werk.

Sometimes, it's even better if you're not quick to smile like fish.
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 8:13pm On Dec 07, 2019
You are on point bruh, though you seem to be having issues with how often one should smile while talking with a girl. To you smiling too much makes you appear clownish. But for your information, girls fall more for guys who behave exactly like clowns. That is the reason girls like comedians more than guys. There is nothing like oversmiling when it comes to attracting girls. But beware of fake smiles. Make your smile original enough. And don't be surprised, original smiles are the ones that make you appear like a clown. This is the type of smiles that get you girls easily. grin
If you are having issues on how to smile, it is very easy to learn. Simply stand at your mirror in your closet and start smiling until your face aches. At first, you may feel stupid but don't worry. Do it often like a regular exercise and before long, you will be able to control your face muscles and flash bright smiles anytime you need it to achieve your goals.
KiidaACE:
Yeah you have to smile at some point but doesn't mean one should become a clown just to attract a girl..

You can be very witty and start a conversation without even smiling and get her laughing first before you do..
Being witty is about using something good around or on her to humorously start a conversation and one doesn't necessarily need to smile to start off, the smile can come later in the convo..

I personally don't walk up to girls on the street no more, used to do it back then but now I'd prefer to be in a sitting position and either summon her to my table or go over to her table.. This usually means i meet most ladies I know in eateries, resorts or bars of some sort..

Let me give you an example of how I met my most recent ex;;
I was seated in an eatery with friends and noticed her seated about two tables away with a friend.. Now, if I was alone, I would have most likely found a way to summon her to my table but since I was with friends, I had to wait for that window of opportunity to make my move.. Didn't take too long before I had my chance though, her friend had to rush out for some reason and I noticed she was alone and made my move..

I walked over to her table and just before I got there, I made sure she was looking at me cause I had my eyes locked on hers. Then I pretended I had tripped on something and staggered a little as if I wanted to fall down.. The move got me directly beside her though and this was the convo..
Her: Jesus!! Sorry, are you okay?
Me: without smiling; yeah I am, that was you though.. (Sat down on the chair opposite her whilst saying this)
Her: Me? Me how?
Me: You were the reason I tripped,, you should apologize to me (at this point, her eyes glittered and she wanted to say something but I cut her short and continued)
It's a shame I didn't fall though cause I'd gladly fall for you anytime anyday..

This was the exact point I let out a smile and she obviously caught on to the humor and started laughing.. Now she obviously wanted to know me more,,i could see it in her eyes.. We went on to see each other for over 4 months tho..

Look, what I'm trying to say with all this is, you can still achieve the same effect on a girl without being a clown for it.. You should smile yeah, but don't do it unnecessarily.. Smiling might seem like it makes you look a lot more friendly but it could still achieve another effect by making you come off as real creepy if you overdo it..
Just be witty, use anything on or around her to your advantage..
My 2cents..
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 10:25am On Dec 07, 2019
The secret of attraction starts with smiles. When you are talking to a girl you have not met before, don't dare to put on an unsmiling face.
A smiling face shows you are confident and makes you appear harmless to her. This makes her feel relaxed while talking with you. A frown face builds tension in her and makes her feel suspicious about your moves, most especially when you two have never meet before.
KiidaACE:
All these smile smile smile smile in your approach so, it's better we start dressing like the joker then angry.
Y'all better do your thing your way..
PoliticsRe: Falana Reacts As DSS Rearrests Omoyele Sowore by cerpvad(m): 8:55pm On Dec 06, 2019
This house has fallen
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 8:35pm On Dec 06, 2019
Yeah sure
StacyO:
Lol
As in
Assuming he used some other method,it MIGHT have worked.
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m):
From this dialogue, the guy was just a stalker. He jumped into your space from nowhere. His was an obsessive approach. He had already lost the game before it started.
StacyO:
Just like a guy I met sometime ago,came out from God knows where smiling.
Guy: [b]Hello its been a long time[/b]What a worst way to start a conversation with a girl who you have never met before. grin grin
Me: confused (do I know you before) but I didn't say it out tho.
Guy: It happens,so don't worry too much.
There's something in your face (starts touching)
Me: still confused
Guy: I'm So so (name)
Me: still confused
Guy: Can we go somewhere for lunch
Me: Are you mad? (Tho I didn't say it out). Still quite
Guy: Can I have you number?
Me: I'm already near my house,my dog will deal with you.
Guy: bye bye we'll chat some other time.

Me: ode


It doesn't work with everybody ooo
If not that I'm well reserved,it is slap that will follow for touching my face alone,cause I know there was nothing there.
PoliticsRe: Court sentences Orji Kalu to 12 years in Jail, FG to take over SLOK by cerpvad(m): 12:25pm On Dec 05, 2019
Odiegwu grin
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 4:27pm On Dec 04, 2019
Though in your bid to not prolong this issue, you requested for my last word and I gave it, but let's make this clear once and for all.

We said [b]"Approach is not when you first see a girl, rather it is when she first sees you" [/b]because every confident guy's appearance readily radiates what would make hundreds of girls sees him instantly and want to be with him or talk with him. Confident guys do not care if she gives green lights or red lights. Being already busy with full of fun and good vibes, they do not look for girl's green lights. They already possess the vibes ,poise, charisma etc to make girls turn on green lights and share in their fun.

You indoctrinate your followers to WAIT FOR GREEN LIGHTS( The green light which most girls never shows more often)
We encourage our guys to be equipped with confidence, charms, poise charisma etc to SWITCH GREEN LIGHTS ON in girls.
Now who has more control over girls? The guy that wait for her green light to be on or the guy that has the key to switch on her green light and switch it off any day and anytime he wants?
ubunja:
a girl's response to your approach is what shows she likes you or not?

When in your masterpiece on your style you said:


You have your facts mixed up.

And you need to heal from that "confidence" thing and thinking "fear of rejection" somehow means a man is a Loser or something. Dating Coaches sell you that philosophy to make a simple work hard for nothing. I wrote about it in my writeup No Green Lights No Approach.
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 10:03pm On Dec 02, 2019
A girl's response to your approach is what shows she likes you or not.

Fear of rejection from women is what makes you wait for the ones who give green light before you can approach and talk to them. No girl turns you down if your approach is good and pleasant enough.

Last word: APPROACHING IS NOT EQUAL TO CHASING.

Thank you for your time.
ubunja:
if you have to make a girl realise that she likes you already you're chasing.

Desire and attraction must be self-generated to be the deepest.

Okay. Let's end this what's your last word.
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 5:17pm On Dec 02, 2019
Look at the bolded words and reconsider your standpoint, bruh.

Confident guys do not CHASE girls. Confident guys APPROACH , WOO AND RETAIN girls of their specs and nurture no fear of losing them and if they lose them, they simply get replacement. You are a weak guy when you think no girl is irreplaceable. Look at this scenario. Your choice car is a G-Wagon Benz. The one you are driving currently had accident and dented beyond repairs and you have billions of dollars in your account to buy a brand new G-Wagon. What do you do? Do you sit down crying your ass out over what you can afford to replace or you go back to the market or Benz company to get a brand new G-Wagon for yourself and cruise around town? grin
This is what applies to confident guys when they lose their spec girls. They simply get replacement without much ado. Only a weak guy hurts and breaks down in tears when his spec leaves him for another guy.

APPROACH is a different ball game from CHASE. APPROACH is done with confidence and charms. CHASE is done with nervousness, tension and vibes of mugus. But a good APPROACH would make girls CHOOSE AND CHASE you for the rest of her life. But when you wait to be CHOSEN, before you APPROACH, you limit your chances of ever getting girls because many girls will not choose you or realize that they like you until you APPROACH them and start talking.

And for your information, Even when you wait to be CHOSEN, you still need to APPROACH to get her. Girls, except Oloshos, are not gotten on the platter of gold. And despite that she has CHOSEN you, if you are not armed with good and charming approach, you will lose her to another guy who she has chosen. Girls dont choose one guy at a time and go to sleep. They have plenty of guys to choose from on daily basis.
ubunja:
Chase a girl and get her. Tomorrow a better guy than you will chase her and still get her.

Wait for her to choose you. And tomorrow she'll choose a better guy than you.

Remember chasing a girl doesn't mean no one else is chasing her as well.

Now when a better man gets your girl won't it hurt more since you chased? who will hurt more? Me who waited to be chosen. Or you who chased?

Oh and it appears you don't know what green lights are. That smile and eye contact you mentioned in your method IS the green lights. You're waiting for green lights but you don't even know it. I had a feeling you didn't because most guys who discard the green lights thing are waiting for them unawares.

And this confidence that you and all those Pick Up Artists speak of will get you hurt.
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 3:51pm On Dec 02, 2019
I get your point of view-LET HER CHOOSE YOU. IT MAKES YOUR JOB EASIER.

Truly it is cool when a girl likes you automatically. But are you aware that girls, due to their non-predictive nature, may choose to like you today and reject you tomorrow when they find another guy who is better than you? So What do you do then? Do you cry all over them everywhere, begging them not to dump you? See, it is not enough to be CHOSEN and go to sleep but what makes you stay on top of the game lies in your ability to HAVE FUN while doing girls. HAVE FUN WHILE IT LASTS.

Another fault I find in the WAIT FOR GREEN LIGHTS AND BE CHOSEN THEORY is that many Girls are averagely PASSIVE beings. They rarely come out of their shells and therefore required to be attracted by confident guys who like them. Such girls do not have or give green lights. In fact, not all girls give green light. So if I find my spec in these categories of girls, do you want me to wait till eternity for green lights which she never has?

That I walk confidently to a girl of my spec and talk to her do not mean CHASING after her. APPROACHING should not be misconceived as CHASING. What CHASING after a girl means is that you are all over her spaces when she does not want you or gives you limited attention. This is a different ball game entirely and only weak guys are notorious for that. It is these weak guys that you should tell to get prepared to CHASE FOREVER. Weather or not she gives green lights, confident guys APPROACH girls of their specs and HAVE FUN while doing it. So my conclusion is this: DO NOT WAIT FOR GREEN LIGHTS, RATHER, APPROACH AND HAVE FUN.

At the bolded: Actually, the slim girls with boobs who have potentials to automatically like me when I approach them are abundant everywhere all over the world. What I simply need is to approach them and talk them into liking me and have fun while doing it. I am not afraid of rejections from women, even if she possesses all my specs.

ubunja:
that part on obsessing over one girl is the funny part. No one is saying obsess over anyone. Where did that come from? When you're chosen you're not the one obsessing. It's the girl.

Obviously not one woman is going to be slim with boobs etc. But THE SLIM GIRL WITH BOOBS WHO LIKES YOU AUTOMATICALLY AS YOU ARE is not going to be abundant. That's the crux of my earlier message.

Of course there's billions of slim women with boobs out there, but are you their own spec or fantasy? That's the question.

Abundance mentality isn't a be all, cure all. The more specific your specs and the higher your standards the more you'll realise the limits of abundance mentality. That's the reason I sought to divorce Abundance Mentality from specs. See your specs are too low every second girl has them. Some men have more specs that a few girls have. Eg some men desire virgins. Those are few in the dateable pool of women today.

Us who wait for green lights don't chase too much what WE like. We want to be what women like. So women will love us more than we love them. So that we have that power over them.

And the girls we like? We'll cheat with them on the side. But those girls who like us, we love them and marry them. That's where we differ. But to be fair you did say you were not of the same view with me on green lights. But prepare to chase till you die.
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 2:24pm On Dec 02, 2019
Hi guys. I promised to drop a pattern for wooing any girl of your spec. look at it.

If you are meeting a girl for the first time, your conversation must flow through the following important stages:

Approach-Banter-Qualification-Rapport-Closing

Approach: This is where the action begins. Approach is not when you first see a girl, rather it is when she first sees you. For example, everywhere at ATM Points, supermarkets, bars, restaurants, streets etc, a girl notices you the moment you appear. This why you should not always look shabby. Most of the times,try as much as possible to appear neat, attractive and confident so as to be type of man that she wants to talk to. Immediately she notices you,(Mostly through eye contact, smiles or something else) walk straight to her, armed with confidence and a bright smile on your face. Simply mention your name to her and let the banter begins.

(NB: When a girl has eye contact with you, shoot your shots immediately. Do not be hesitant by thinking ' Yeah she is looking at me, let me finish what I am doing then I will talk to her" or " Oh she just smiled at me, she must like me. I will allow her friends to leave, then I will go and talk to her" The more you accommodate thoughts like this, the less your chances of ever talking to her.

Banter: This is the second stage of the pattern.This should begins as soon as you start talking to her. Banter is a light, playful and humorous conversation that is sexual content free. Create humors to make her laugh. If you can make her laugh, you have won more than fifty percent of the game. But be creative with how you banter, because banters sometimes can land you in trouble if you are not good at it.

Qualification: This is the level when you let her know she has your interest, and that you want to find out more. Mention something cool to her about herself and let her know you will be excited to know more about her. This makes her feel good about herself, , and making her comfortable enough to move to the next phase of Rapport.

Rapport: This the level you extract more information about her. It is the level of getting to know her better. It often begins with small talks. For Example, What do you like about your job? What inspires you study your course? Do you like where you grew up? The discussion eventually graduates to more intimate conversation. Tell me about your childhood? Regardless, rapport is more “real” and less “silly” than the banter stage.

Closing: is when you try and achieve your goal. At this point, you let her know what you’re after and start doing and saying things to get her to give you what you want. In a sense, you are doing this throughout the entire process, but it becomes much more focused here. This is when you seal the deal and get the phone number.

NB: This is not a formula to get girls. It simply the stages your conversation must pass through whenever you attempt to woo a girl. Your success depends absolutely on how creative you are at each stages. And do not be impatient to skip any of the stages. Follow the process serially and watch yourself have a successful talk with that lady of your dream.

For my fellow Olosho carrying guys, you don't need this pattern ohh... just say hello and ask for hook up directly and wait for her to drop you her price grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 7:28am On Dec 02, 2019
So If a spec is a particular thing that you find a turn on in women, e.g big ass, thick legs etc, are you telling us that only one woman in the world has such spec? Listen, boobs and slim body for example are the main specs that turn me on in a woman. So who says only one girl gets that in the whole country? In fact, everyday I walk through the streets, , I see hundreds of girls who possess my turn ons, so why will I be obsessed with one particular girl just because she thinks I am not her spec?
On abundance mentality, you may need to clarify what that means in your own view.
ubunja:
which just means you don't have a spec strictly speaking. Any girl will do.

A spec is a particular thing that you find a turn on in women. Eg thick legs, big ass etc. It has nothing to do with abundance mentality.

You just take any girl that comes along because you don't have a type. Which is a disappointment really.

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