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Events › Re: Jidenna, Tekno, Davido, Joeboy To Perform At Zenith Lifestyle Fair On December 1 by cerpvad(m): 11:25pm On Dec 01, 2019

Since he don loose his vocal cord, his music no dey sweet again. undecided

drizslim:
Tekno still relevant these days

Romance › Re: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 11:04pm On Dec 01, 2019

Good question. My secret is that my specs in a lady are not found in only one girl. I operate with a strong abundance mentality that enables me believe that there are plenty of girls out there who possess what I want in a woman. Therefore I don't give room to obsession for one particular pretty girl. This is the mistake hundreds of guys commit. If she doesn't choose me because I turn out not to be her spec, she is free to go after the guy who is her spec. I can't be every girls spec just like every girl can't be my spec.

ubunja:
and when that girl meets a guy OF HER OWN SPEC what then?
Remember she's your dream girl but you're not his dream guy. She's your type but are your her type?

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Romance › Re: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 10:45pm On Dec 01, 2019

Alhough I don't understand what you mean by 'sharp guy' but let me assume you mean a confident, attractive, and sensitive guy . Yes I agree with you that these types of guys are ladies magnets. But Being confident, attractive or sensitive to ladies greenlights alone doesn't finish the job. You have have the job of creating the required attractions to win her.

Goldensword:
If your a sharp guy, there won't be a day that will go by without you meeting a girl who admire you and wish to be your girlfriend, you just have to be on alert and observant on the signs the subconsciously exhibit when around you.

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Romance › Re: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 7:14pm On Dec 01, 2019

Bra size ke!. Don't try this with our own Naija girls. She may misunderstand you are trolling her. But you can try that with white ladies and achieve your goals

JayCynic:
Bra size? That's way too forward bro

Bra size? That's way too forward bro but I feel you on the being successful bit, that's the surest way

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Romance › Re: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 7:07pm On Dec 01, 2019

One thing I don't agree to on ubunja is that I can't wait for a lady to give me green light before I shoot my shots. Without green light, I approach any girl of my spec and make her choose me through certain attraction techniques I have learnt. I will drop it off here for you guys soon

Goldensword:
My best advice to you is, make out time go read ubunja miseducations especially his work on the. Chosen it answer your question. Big boys don't woe random girls they go for girls who give them bold green light, again don't appear desperate before them

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Romance › Re: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 7:02pm On Dec 01, 2019

Whether it's her name or something, the rule is that never approach a girl without compliments. Ladies find it rude for a guy to attempt to woo them without compliments. But another rule is that don't compliment her too much. This makes you appear cheap and tensive.

I have another pattern I used to work with while wooing ladies back in the days. I will come back to drop it for you guys

JayCynic:
Don't be offended but I find this style a bit corny, I mean that's what everyone does and that's what is done in most Nigerian movies. I can't get myself to complement a girl's name, its awkward(like a name is simply a name) and I think it also sounds flirty when you compliment every move. But Thanks anyways

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Romance › Re: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by cerpvad(m): 4:08pm On Dec 01, 2019

Approaching is the easiest science in the world.

When you spot a lady of your spec, Put a smile on your face. Walk straight to her. Mention your name
(When she sees the smile on your face, or see that you are in a good mood, she must reply by mentioning her own name too)

When she tells you her name, don't stop smiling and make sure your energy and vibes are not on the lower level. By your energy and vibes, I mean your body movements, such as smiles, pitch of your voice, hand gestures, head control, eyes movement etc

After replying you with her name, then compliment her name. Examples, oh sweet name, wow, nice name, that sounds like a the name of an angel, etc. She must reply by saying thank you. NB. While complimenting a lady who you are meeting for the first time, avoid any words that suggest sex.

At this stage don't stop smiling. Tell her it's a pleasure for you to meet her. Don't tell her she looks beautiful or sexy, hundreds of guys have told her that before and the moment you tell her that, she intuitively groups you with those guys who had told her the same thing and ended up disappointed with them.

She must reply by saying thank you or you are welcome. Don't stop smiling. At this point she is likely to be returning your smiles, but if she doesn't, don't worry, keep shooting your shots.

Say something cool about her look e.g her hair style, clothes, jewelry or something. But don't make comments relating sexy body, hot body, boobs, or butt.

She must smile again and say thank you.

After this tell her a little bit about yourself and request her to do the same. She is likely to tell you something about her.

Tell her that you like the way she talks and will like to go grab some lunch together with her sometime so as to know her better.

She is likely to agree to that.

Then ask her for her number. She will give you. But if she is hesitant, stretch your phone to her to type it herself.

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Romance › Re: Princess Amatarasha Is Back From Pre-honeymoon(photos) by cerpvad(m): 10:28am On Nov 30, 2019

So where are the photos?

Education › Re: IPPIS: Unregistered Lecturers May Forfeit December Salary by cerpvad(m): 11:31am On Nov 27, 2019

If ASUU doesn't win this one, then your FG should get ready to recruit lecturers from America, India or Japan.

Universities are not Ministries, Department and Agencies(MDAs) of the Federal Government. Universities are established to operate independently from government bureaucracy and Interference. Bringing universities under IPPIS is tantamount to turning them to MDAs and when this happens, the collapse of Higher education in Nigeria is imminent.

The solution lies in having separate IPPIS for the universities rather than merging them in the same IPPIS as the MDAs.

Esseite:
ASUU cant win this one...
They have shown no tangible reason to be exempted...

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Romance › Re: What's Stopping You From Dating A Nairalander? by cerpvad(m): 8:44pm On Nov 26, 2019

Most Nairalanders I dm are far from my location. I don't want a long distance relationship

Business › Re: Pos: Fuel Stations To Charge N50 On Product Sales From Dec 1 by cerpvad(m): 6:13pm On Nov 26, 2019

Rubbish. So we will withdraw from ATM with 65 naira charges and 50 naira for POS

Travel › Re: Lagos Traffic In 1978: Throwback Of Daily Times Front Page by cerpvad(m): 11:28pm On Nov 23, 2019

Hmmm.. Look at the advert of that soap, imperial Leather, my dad's favorite soap back in the days. Is that soap still in production?

Family › Re: I'm Struggling With Love In My Marriage by cerpvad(m): 4:30pm On Nov 23, 2019

In our part of the world , religion and society have made marriage become a bottomless pit from which couples should not get out. It's funny that some commentators here said,'once you are in, you are in...'.
In other climes, no marriage is not negotiable. One or both of the Couples can wake up one day and feel sick of being married and then go to court to dissolve the marriage and move on with their different lives.

But in society such as ours, we see people dying from marriage complications. What a disaster!

@Op, if you are no longer happy being married, head to court and move on with your life.

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Betrayed Me: Should I Go Ahead With The Marriage Plans? by cerpvad(m): 3:32pm On Nov 23, 2019

Hmmm that was because you had a divided emotion. It happened to my ex too. Just like in the Op's story, my ex went after another guy after we had had our introduction. Though she came back begging,I had to dump her ass because I found it very difficult to forget. .

chiomzy86:
Once a guy proposes to a lady,other guys will start proposing, thereby confusing the lady.why is it so?..that was exactly what happened to me..

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Betrayed Me: Should I Go Ahead With The Marriage Plans? by cerpvad(m): 3:25pm On Nov 23, 2019

Marry her and hate her for the rest of your life

Business › Re: Allen Onyema Indicted For Bank Fraud And Money Laundering In America by cerpvad(m): 7:20am On Nov 23, 2019

No be this man released his airplane to rescue Nigerians from xenophobic attacks in South Africa? America why naa

Education › Re: The Cake Made For An English Graduate Of Ambrose Alli University by cerpvad(m): 10:17pm On Nov 22, 2019

Congratulations on graduating Becky...

That got me laughing too. If you know, you know

Family › Re: Why The Rampant Cases Of Divorce? Married Folks Please Share Your Experience. by cerpvad(m): 8:37pm On Nov 22, 2019

Not marrying your spec
Marrying because of desperation and pressure
Long distance marriages
Interference from in laws
Pursuing career at the expense of the marriage
Sexual incompatibility
Pride and arrogance

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Celebrities › Re: Tacha Blocked Me - Kemi Olunloyo Writes Tacha An Open Letter by cerpvad(m): 5:49pm On Nov 22, 2019

This woman prides herself as the most intelligent woman in Nigeria, nay Africa. I have never missed any of the videos she posts on her YouTube and Instagram. I swear her videos are great stress relievers as I stay amused each time I watch them. grin

Family › Re: I Think My Husband Scammed Me by cerpvad(m): 12:56pm On Nov 22, 2019

From my deductions from your story, you seem not to be your husband's specs. That is the Reason why he does not desire to settle down with you despite the fact you two already have kids. Some men do marry out of exigencies and later when they find their specs, they find means to desert their marriage. Yours was a long distance courtship that resulted in marriage without companionship. He was not even present physically during your so called introduction - his family represented him on the day of your introduction. The consequences are what you are currently facing.

My advice: Move on from the marriage. Develop yourself to be self-reliant. Attempt to re-marry but while doing that, ensure you place high priority on companionship- do not go for a man that travels about or live at a far distance.

Romance › Re: Dark Truth About Couples Above 30's Getting Married. by cerpvad(m): 11:28am On Nov 22, 2019

This Write up is full of many generalization

Celebrities › Re: Tacha Has A Paid Partnership With Ciroc, Not An Endorsement Deal - Kemi Olunloyo by cerpvad(m): 8:50pm On Nov 21, 2019

Iya Naira Don burst this one again. Na just audio grin

Romance › Re: Divorced? Looking To Remarry? Meet Someone by cerpvad(m): 10:52pm On Nov 20, 2019

Wetin you gain when it is absolutely free.

Romance › Re: What Is The Best Way To Woo Or Toast A Girl You Love??? by cerpvad(m): 4:46pm On Nov 20, 2019

Do you have a car? Otherwise, Save up money and get a nice car and watch how ladies will flock after you grin

fayo6059:
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Good morning guys,
What is the best way or method to woo a lady you sincerely love

I am in love with a lady back from my secondary school days but due to my age and shyness I couldn't express my love to her and to worsen it she is the religious type.

I bump into her recently at a fast food restaurant, chicken republic to be precise.

We converse at length about our secondary school days and the fun of been in the same club,not football or night club but press club to be precise.

During the conversation I find out she is single but not thinking of going into a relationship now.

After the informal talk we exchange contacts and I offer to foot the bills for the food but she turn it down and instead paid for it all.
What magnanimity,couldn't believe.

I need companionship, boredom and loneliness is not worth it.

Thanks.....

Femiayo

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Lied To Me, Now I Find It Hard To Trust Her by cerpvad(m): 11:13am On Nov 19, 2019

coolguy4christ:
My girlfriend and I had issues sometime last year which eventually led to a break up. Early this year, we made up. I initiated the make up because I still loved her even though, it was she who ended the relationship.

When we started again, I told her I wanted a fresh start and that she should come out clean with me of whatever I need to know when we were apart. She knows how much I emphasize sincerity as I hate lies. She confided in me, that she had sex with a guy whom she dated briefly when we were apart but that she used protection. I believed her and didn't really bother myself because we were not together when it happened.

Few months later, I proposed to her and she accepted my marriage proposal. Since then, the relationship has been beautiful and we have become better as we were previously before the break up. We are actually planning our wedding in a few months.

Yesterday, she confessed to me that she had an abortion while we were apart. That she lied about using protection and that she got pregnant and aborted the baby.

Since then, I have mixed feelings for her:

Firstly, I am strongly against abortion and she knows that. Secondly, She lied to me!

The second reason is actually why I am more angry with her. She has lied to me previously and I don't know if I can believe and trust her again.

She has been very remorseful and she told me she came out clean because she wants to set everything right before we get married.

The issue here is that I don't know how can I trust her again?

At the bolded parts are exactly where you wounded yourself. Someone broke up with you and you want to believe she did not have sex with the person she dumped you for? Get this to your skull, no lady breaks up a relationship in vacuum- an average lady will dump you because she has found someone else, otherwise, she will do her best to stay with you.
Your story will never be the same again since you have found she had had sex with someone else and even committed abortion in that process. You can never forgive her. Even if you forgive her, you can never forget. So my advice is that dont be lazy. You dont want to start afresh that's why you went back to her in the first place. Dont be lazy .Go out and find someone else and start afresh. Otherwise, marry her and you will hate her and yourself forever.

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Family › Re: New Mums! Increase Breast Milk Production. by cerpvad(m): 6:51am On Nov 16, 2019

Thanks. How much is it and do you have it in stock?

Ngdotbeauty:
Macaroot is most beneficial for erectile dysfunction in men, its also serve as an aphrodisiac: a libido booster to arouse sexual urge.

You can engage in butt and hips targeted exercise routine e.g squat, donkey kicks etc to get a firmer, rounder, and more pronounced butt plus its natural and inexpensive.

Family › Re: New Mums! Increase Breast Milk Production. by cerpvad(m): 7:28am On Nov 15, 2019

Do you have natural remedy for butt enlargement. I have read about macaroot. How effective is it?

Ngdotbeauty:
New Mums and Dads! Watch this space.

I will be sharing tips and natural products that can be use to increase and boost breast milk production.

Romance › Re: Act Like A Man In Love! by cerpvad(m): 11:04pm On Nov 14, 2019

Hamachi:

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