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With some luck you could N450k for this car. N900k is ridiculous.

superior1: Riding motor-cycle without crash helmet for rider and passenger (Penalty) N20,000 or 3 years imprisonment or both.

WTF

They will have to build 10 more prisons because the current prisons will not be enough to contain all the Okada riders and passengers they will apprehend. No Okada rider will pay N20,000 for not wearing helmet.
Most of these laws are only good on paper. Some are downright ridiculous, like no smoking while driving.

ladywise: ESBS/Ugwuaji

Sounds interesting. I will call you as soon as i arrive Enugu end September.

Arthur 1000 follow chop our money during Jim Nwobodo regime in the Old Anambra state. So, he can pay. Anyway, make them no charge am too much. When will they kidnap IBB or OBJ's children ?.

ilugunboy: Now you are learning very fast on how to keep it civil....next assignment: goggle who Sam Jaja is and what he recently said concerning the issue of Impeachment...maybe then..just maybe I can engage you meaningfully.

Engage your mind first before you can engage me in any way. Come back when you are capable of rational thought instead of knee-jerk reactions. Anybody who cannot see through the antics of those low-lifes in the house is not fit to engage me. 100% implementation my foot !!!.

They should take the fight to the market place. Who will be the first to sell cement at N1000,= or less ?. Whoever does that has won.

Wonder dee: At least him compete for us instead of britain, thumbs up akinyemi

He had no choice. He will never make the British list. Naija was his only hope of ever being at an olympics.

He should come to Nigeria and train in some mean rivers in Cross river, akwa ibom and Bayelsa state dodging crocodiles instead of those p*ussy gates they had to avoid in London. this way he may make it to the second round in Rio.

Talk about "WASTED GENERATION" and you have these two as poster boys. They're totally inconsequential now. We are in the mess we're in now because of IBB and OBJ. Complete waste of Nigeria's time and resources.

ilugunboy: Where did you just dropped from? Stop commenting on this forum if you cannot make your remark with civility.

..BTW, you don't have an iota of knowledge about what you are ranting about....so just jump back to where ever you dropped from. I don't know that Sam Jaja is now a Yoruba man.

You will hear more of me if you m0r0ns continue to assert that anyone that appreciates what GEJ is doing received 40 laptops. Who the phuck is Sam Jaja ?!. So you are one of those that believe in 100% budget implementation. This is even more ridiculous in a nation like Nigeria that depends on just one major source of income, OIL. When was the last time you paid any form of tax in Nigeria ?. Even if it's just for the power reforms, GEJ should and must stay to see it through. I'm passionate about the issue of constant electricity in Nigeria. That is what Nigeria needs most now and Jonathan is on the right track on that. I will attack and swallow any buffon that attempts to thwart the march towards energy stability.
Who is that saint that will take over from Jonathan in Nigeria?. How on earth would someone demand a 100% budget implementation from a president. And some you blockheads here are in support.

kingoflag: Laptop #16, you really think anyone is going to read the trash you posted up there?

WE DONT BELIEVE YOU, YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!

You people (GEJ haters) and this stoopid laptop rubbish. Maybe you cannot afford to buy a laptop for yourself, but i bought my own laptop and I SUPPORT JONATHAN FOR 100%. You idi0ts here have turned a blind eye to what GEJ plans to do and is doing with his reforms purely on ethnic and tribal sentiments. It's no coincidence that the vast majority of Jonathan bashers are from the SW, yorubas. This president is the best we have at the moment. He has the best team to move this country forward.
Where in the world do you have a 100% budget implementation ?. Don't you dumbskulls ever examine the reason given by the house of imeciles for the so-called impeachment ?. GEJ is not going anywhere. He has 2 terms to rule and he WILL rule for 2 terms if he so wishes.

One question still baffles me. Why are there so many muslims in Yoruba land anyway?. There are just as many mosques in Lagos as there are churches. A certain BH tendencies in SW worries me. I'm just concerned. That's all.

Great!! we won. Could'nt see the match live though. Here in Europe every damn station is showing their own country's sport. I had to rely on BBC live commentary. Sucks!!. Looking forward to the Naija - USA clash.

Is this land located in Lagos or in Jupiter ?. $1million USd for a piece of Land in Nigeria. Not hectres, but 1 plot. Are you mentally ok ?. You guys should stop rubbishing our money. we are trying to make the Naira strong.

Where exactly is obodo oma layout ?.Some discription please.

A plot of land for N120m at Oniru Estate ?!. That's about $750,000. You guys have truely lost it. This is just ridiculous. For that kind of money, one will buy a country house in England or USA built on 15 acres of land. Here you are talking about just one empty plot.
Nigerian estates agents are just mad. This has gone beyond greed.

And before you start rapping rubbish..Yes, i know where Oniru estate lies. Nothing spectacular.

Is this a publicity stunt or what... we are getting so many of such posts lately. Somebody at NL is getting paid.

moderatorr: you don't get it, Mohammed Ali is thn world's greatest!

He is my all-time hero. No sportsperson dead or alive is greater than ALI in my books. I DON'T LIKE SEEING HIM LIKE THAT. The organizers should have spared us the agony. His lady guide was trying to get the greatest to wave. He could'nt even do that. Like i said, very sad to watch. He just managed to do Atlanta. London was just too much for him.
He's will always remain my hero.

I just have 3 highpoints at the show.
1 ) Mr. Bean of course. He did steal the show
2 ) Naija team with their lovely outfit and always positive attitude, dancing away.
3 ) That James Bond theme at Her Majesty's Service. Very recognisable and British.

Lowest point was bringing a very sick and old Muhammed Ali into the whole show. That was not neccessary. Sad to watch.

bookface: hahaha, i said it!

Another Omo Igbo holding brief for fellow Omo Igbo! He knows is type, probably because he's his type?

Low life creep. I will not stoop so low as to get tribal like you. What i'm about to say is targeted to YOU as an individal. Why not stick to your low life cleaning job and leave businessmen to discuss business. This is above your level. Agbero... i need a gardener. you may apply.

Our only sure-banker for a medal. We can expect at least a bronze medal. The olmpics is a different ball game.

"My investment in his clothing line has now turn into loan, no interest, no profit and I’m stuck with him for 4 years — since the agreement states that he must paid all the money back with the next four years."


Your entire story sounds like a business relationship gone sour. You made an investment in his biz. You are both partners. That is an entirely different contract than just giving Jim Iyke a loan with a loan agreement duely signed.
I do not in any way, shape or form hold brief for Jim Iyke. Believe me, i know his type. But publishing all these on line may actually hurt your case. Jim Iyke was only taken to the police station, questioned and asked to go. He has not been charged to court. He has not been convicted of any kind of fraud.
I suggest you take your case to court. If you really believe you have a case, bring the EFCC in and charge Jim to court. Posting all these here, including pictures of his sick mother is NOT proper. It will surely hurt your case.

[quote author=$tunna]when i step out of my house, i see Asian women, Black women, White women, Arab women...as a matter of fact, there are like 3billion women for me to choose from and why would i wanna marry two people who r essentially the same person in the form of identical twins! never! nope, i must sow my seed far and wide...n that dont include marrying the same woman times 2!

i would be bored to death...[/quote]That was exactly my point. Would'nt it be great to marry two wives. One black, and one White and then ship both of them to Naija. That will be the ultimate in polygamy. Marrying identical twins is a bloody waste of my seeds.

Where is the 30ton bucket ?. In Nigeria or still abroad ?.

Not for me. Not identical twins. It will be like sleeping with the same girl twice. If i must marry 2 wives, they have to be total opposites. One short, fat and dark. The other tall, slim and fair. That way i would know i have two women and not two of the same.
He may end up marrying a third wife.

I must add here that It is still better to be poor in Europe/UK/ USA than to be poor in Nigeria. I needed to make that point.

Ola one: Nigerians and the so-called bigmanism. Why do people have to carry your luggage for you? Are you a leper? How is this indicative of a good lifestyle? Who will exorcise us of this warped mentality?

Na wa oo

Some people do not carry their luggages in US and Europe either. Don't f00l yourself. In Europe and US,not everyone queues to check in at the counter either. The difference is that over there you have to be Oprah or some big shot for that to happen. In Nigeria, you can get the same treatment with comparatively nothing. Being able to afford a cook, a maid, a gardener and a driver is a GOOD lifestyle. There is no need for moral grandstanding as to why things are like that in Nigeria. It's just the way it is. Period.

Ola one: Just when you thought you've heard it all

Yes, you heard right. i stand by that statement 100%. I don't know in which sh*ithole you live in when you are in Nigeria, but having lived in both sides of the world for a long time, i can tell you categorically that a rich Nigerian in Nigeria lives a better life than a rich Nigerian in the west. By rich i'm not even talking about the Dangote, Adenuga level, i'm talking about guys that make an average of N850,000 a month in whatever they're engaged in.
Has it occurred to you that 85% of the people you see inside the plane enroute London do not live there.
They are going on vacation and to shop. The miserable looking 10-15% are those that actually live and work in Europe and USA.

I would like to take Ms Oteh out on a date. Next time i hit Lag, ama reach for some proximity. She's a ripe woman.

Godogwu: Ok. To some extent I would agree with your post but a person earning N1m monthly wouldn't and shouldn't leave Nigeria for anything in the UK. Even for the same salary.
A million a month, thats 12 million in a year.
If he splits his salary into half, that 500k.he saves 500k and uses 500k for every thing concerning the house for the month.
In a year he is able to save 6 million, he sends his child to brookstone ( 1 million annually), he has 5m left.
He buys a nice sedan with 2.5 million, he has 2.5m left ....he rents a 3 bedroom house in lekki for 1.5m, he has a million left for all miscelliomous expenses.
Mind you it's really hard to use up the 500k from his salary that easily except he's pretty extravagant and not frugal with money,

So there you have it, I rather earn that N1m a month than earn 8,000 pounds monthly in the UK. Nevertheless, i am entitled to my own opinion .

Don't mind the guy. He's exaggerating. Nobody who earns N500k monthly in Nigeria will leave Naija to go and work/live in Europe, not to talk of someone who earns N1m monthly. 90% of the entire work force in Europe and The USA do not earn N1m monthly. It's not just about the money, but also about the dignity of life. In my opinion, a rich Nigeria lives a much more quality life than a rich European. Even the cleaner in London will notice the immediate change in lifestyle as soon as he steps out of MM airport, Lagos. He does not have to carry his luggage anymore by himself.

Why don't we make the most of both world. Do whatever odd job you have to do in Europe. Do it hard, save serious cash and come back to Naija to live large. Anyhow you look at it, cost of living is extremely cheaper in Naija than in Uk or Europe. That's actually what the post isall about. The idea is not to compare cleaning in Nigeria with the UK. They are poles apart.