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Toilet.

if it's dirty, then she's dirty!

And I am out.

A very excellent actress.

Her switch from a posh lady with perfect spoken English to a razz chic in movies is top notch.

she is very good.

Just like I tell my Computer Networking brothers

What is a syslog without an accurate time? It's useless!

What use is a logged file if there is not timer on it for forensic purpose, it's useless

it's like looking at a Survey Plan with no Survey No, it's a worthless paper!

Similarly, what use is a recorded Camera log with no timer, useless!

Isn't port congestion a good thing

that way shipping coys will be forced to spread thier tentacles and look beyond Lagos seaports, other ports in Nigeria are dying of attention.

This is the time for other sea ports to attract shipping companies via incentives or whatever.

it will even help decongest Lagos population and it's traffic issues

Uncle wey mumu

eelbay:
I actually bought some local rice yesterday. It was without stones though with few rice hulls.
I think we should support local produce and advocate for better rice processing in Nigeria.

the difference is not much from foreign rice.

I got one of recent and the difference was just 2k.

Why buy a bag of local rice that you dunno how it will turn out when it's just 2k difference from the foreign rice.

Tunde ednut about to kill his bizness....

Now potential clients who have controversial stance may be skeptical of doing business with him...

Not to forget, he just low balled himself. 70k to post a news on his page?

How does he want to control future negotiations when he just publicly showed how much he collects, that's bad PR!

Now everyone will be pricing him like as we take dey price bag of rice now #Anger can make one do stupid things

naso that useless school Madonna dey do me when I go visiting.

They will stop me at the gate, under hot sun no where to sit after coming several kilometres to visit someone.

You find parents, brothers, sisters wailing at the gate wondering why they can't even be given a place to sit.

Naso e dey be, they are just after the money.

BlackfireX:
First bank.

Access bank.

Sterling bank.

Jaiz bank.


Fidelity bank.


Polaris bank.

Take away Access bank, they cannot be there.

They take thier financial sheet quite serious and also thier NPL ratios (haven't checked the last quarter financial report tho but i know they can't be among). the rest I agree with

eni4real:
Become a feminist today, and you will never want to be a man in your next life..
Ladies forever

I dunno what that nonsense means....

One moment it's a fight for fairness, the next minute it's a platform to bash the male folk.

I don't associate with it. Its a movement spurred from hate! I am talking feminism

MrNipplesLover:
these guys still get mind shooting in Obalende wey be say na military men and quarters dominate the area.


nawa ooh.

lol Dem no fit do anything. Dodan barracks is not too far, Dem go humble any tout for the area.

rentAcock:
The rate at which Nigerians are giving birth to children overseas is quite scary. I feel like in the next 20yrs, half of all middle class families will have children with dual citizenship. The government should put a stop to this immediately, otherwise we wouldn't have anyone else to build this country.

One of the best gift you can give your child is a dual citizenship.

Life would be much more easier for you if your child was born abroad, cheaper schools, cheaper healthcare than if he or she was a foreigner.

The same tuition fee you as a parent would pay for your child to do masters abroad for say 6million, if he or she was already a citizen by birth that fees would be cut by half. Amongst many other perks.

You know the funny part?

Nothing will happen, His church will grow bigger, females members will flock more to him.

That's the Male factor.

If it was a lady, she would have been condemned and sent to a world of damnation but coz it's a man the tide has change.

See in my next life I am coming back as a man!

it's crazy to say but there is very little the society can do to shame you as a man in a sexually compromising nature compared to if you were a womann.

And for this reason, I hope not to have daughters (I don't want them to stand against the biased society )

it's not fair, but that's what it is

ZombieDestroyer:
I had to highlight where it was reported that she expanded her business into exotic restaurant!

A lot of kids in this forum didn't read that part before rushing to conclude that selling hair can't give her waelth and thus she must have gotten her wealth through prostitution!

But they will not have qualms in agreeing that Kylie Jenner is worth a billion dollars by only selling cosmetic online!!

I know two guys near my place that owns just 12by12 Shops and are neighbours and are both multi millionaires! One is a Yoruba man that sells building materials while the other is an Igbo man that sells motor parts and fan belt.

I recently went to patronize the Yoruba man and the apprentice informed me that it was his master that built the new massive two-storey building behind their 12by12 shop! That he bought the land from his landlord!

That was not all! He also informed me that their neighbour, the Igbo man that sells motor parts and fan belts in the next 12by12 shop, is the one that built an older massive two storey building with numerous shops sharing boundary with that of his master! I was shocked!

People that earns 500k monthly salary show up and make more noise than traders but they don't make as much money!!

if there is anything I learnt from being in a corporate office in Lagos

it's that office people tend to think they are boxed up,lol
maybe it's the AC or maybe it's the suit that gives that entitlement, I dunno.

You find a young folk earning a couple of 6digits talking rudely at a local-mid restaurant owner because he puts on a nice suit and drives a spider (Camry).

Ironically, that restaurant owner will make more than what he makes in a month as salary but dresses averagely with a cheap Palm slippers to give a false impression.

#inside life.

12year old.

How can one be sexually attracted to a 12yr old? like how

Those men deserve life long jail term with hard labour!

BluntBoy:
That is an Italian dish, not Nigerian.

I know it's "world food day" nonetheless

Spaghetti Bolognese (with minced meat).

Morning noon night, it's always welcomed

#spags lover

Ugosample:
that is interesting
12m per annum for rent?

I won't pay above 5m for rent anywhere in this world

That's a snippet of the place, it's in banana island.

The place is really chilly, could be boring for some Sha as it's not bubbling with bars and hotels left but for me it's an idea place to live (environs wise).

There is a gym, massive pool, playground for kids, 24/7 light, situated close to the ocean so you can sit by the area and meditate, not to forget za rich neighbours lol

I have an iPad 2

everything works except for the speaker. Speaker is spoilt and so you will need earpiece.

Besides that every other thing is working

#35k only

smat101:
I've done a lot of bad things bro...at least let me have one clean sheet in my life...
who told you I don't know it will be challenging..
I know it will be very challenging and the temptation will increase that's Nature what you don't want will flock around you...
but I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND

I am a guy like you and I will end it by saying "Talk is Cheap"

OP na small thing,
e be like say you get Gen for your compound wey Dem dey come charge or maybe you get DStv for room.

issa normal sturvs.......if you don't dig any of them coz to be honest you won't be asking this question if those girls were drop dead gorgeous, so forget this epistle!

Better put up an attitude and refuse them access to your room henceforth, otherwise you go soon smash one of em.

#Dont smell what you won't eat!

smat101:
Honestly I use to be one faithful somebody but its all behind me...If we are dating I can cheat on you without remorse but if we're married I can't and won't cheat...There are two sexual sins that I've promise my self not to commit:

1. I will Never Cheat on my wife (though I'll never tell her) in fact I'll make her think I am cheating sef.
2. I will NEVER,I repeat NEVER sleep with another mans wife knowingly.
.

no offense bro, but this isn't possible.

If you plan to go down the altar in say 6months, within that 6months you should start practicing how to stay faithful.

You can't be cheating with reckless abandon in a relationship, thinking you will suddenly change when you get married. issa work in progress.

let me teach you a trick

First look for your phone's charger spec, the most common spec is 5v 2a.

if you use a faster charger, you can spoil your battery in the long run(battery will swell).

Now when you are about to buy a charger that's written
output : 5v 2a

download an app called AMPERE from the appstore

then plug the charger and run the app,

if the output on the AMPERE app shows between 1500-2000ma, then it means what is written on the charger is indeed correct.

The app is to verify the AMPERE output on the charger, you can't rely on eyes only . Boiz are now good are crafting fakes!

This is amazing.

I have found out that life is more enjoyable when we take on tasks that scares the shit out of us.

If you are scared of water, ensure you attend a swimming training.

if you are scared of height, go sky diving someday

if you are scared of dogs, own a puppy.

if you are scared of driving, attend a driving school now
and many more....

Coz in the end we will regret the things we didn't do out of fear than the ones we did do.

we are not getting younger anymore, it's now or never!

whitering:
My own problem is that some hacked into my nairaland account using a laptop. I got a mail from nairaland notifying me of the login. What are they looking for? How can I stop it from happening again.

Change your nairaland password

Update your antivirus and scan your PC, it may be nairaland this time, tomorrow it could be your Gmail and then your online banking details

You missed the most important thing

No1 mistake is thinking about the profit and how to make gains instead of focusing on the problem that the business intends to solve, that's our major problem.

your story reminds me of what AQ said in the Martell Cypher.

The D-i-c-k be the medicine

I hit her with the Pencilliin

She stuck on me like Bacteria

I'm back tearing her!

Hanty there is nothing you can do, the D has kept you stuck on him like bacteria you can't even travel back home.

I can't advise ladies in this situation So Have fun!

Pastor don pay for Steady Nacks!

#Sharp guy

At a family function and I hear
- When are you getting married, remember your pops married very early (shuuu, times haff changed mbok)

- Are you a Christian, when did you give your life to Christ (it haff tay no ask me)

Chiefochiefo:
Bumping into an old friend and he/she ask ''so wetin you dey do now'' as in ''where do you work now'' as if say job dey naija

.it's a two way thing for me

If na one random guy wey I Sabi wey no too close or wey go be pest to me.
I go discharge am sharp sharp, I paint a very bad scene eg O boy nothing o, everything hard wetin u get for me now kinda lines. once I am done, he won't ever contact me again #motive acheived

On the other hand, if it's a tight buddy from way back, then I open up.