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If only someone could send these guys a phsihing link, capture thier login details and for the short time use thier online platform to promote your own online bizness eh.

It will be a Massive Media attention and possible increase in revenue asap until the account is recovered, lol

Yea I know it's illegal but.....it's just for the popularity.

while other readers are arguing Wizkid vs Davido

I am calculating the possible revenue that would have been generated and how people behind the scenes would be cashing out. (project manager, event organizer, security organization handling security, thebperson who handled the alcoholic and champagne logistics etc)


Imagine if you had the contract to sell those tickets, massive profit for you man!

10k per person no be beans mbok, lots of cashing out there

Well You did wrong by scolding the security guy in the open,
You should have accorded him so respect by calling him to your office privately or doing such in a secluded area.

Also you can't win against all teachers, kids will go home and tell thier parents that mommy our school has sacked almost half of our teachers, and that will send a red flag that there is internal crisis.

Some of those teachers have a soft spot within parents heart. Sending majority of them away won't go down well when discussed in the PTA meeting.

You need better collaboration, so I agree to setting up a meeting. The school fees collection style you changed was adept, you need visibility to be able to manage funds. Kudos to that.

However cultivate the habit of correcting in private, I don't even scold my younger siblings infront of thier friends , I do it in private because I don't want them to feel embarassed.....I know how that can be

Lastly read books on leadership because managing people is the toughest thing to do.

Not all o them build those houses from venturing into these productive fields.

I know someone who was scammed by someone in the prison. How he had access to data and mobile phone for the internet runs still baffles me.

He was running operations right there from the cell....Money involved wasn't a small amount (7digits).

Some of them are doing Yahooze right from that cell

The truth is this,

You have not met someone who will match that intelligence that you set for yourself.

I want to believe you are a reader of books, love romantic movies and somewhat a deep thinker.

I know a girl in school who was just like you, tells me how she gets so bored of guys.

It was from her that I discovered that we guys don't really pay attention to ladies. She made me read body languages at good precision.

Nothing is wrong with you, You just have not seen that guy who would make you CLICK and make you stay.


I know this coz i have dated a girl that was just like you.

And now I am like her coz I get tired of ladies as well lol

PS she is married today.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

although am not a Christian but My beautiful female siblings are Christians and they have prepared fried rice

And me don already buy some Heineken and 33 beer for fridge
More still dey ground incase the one when dey fridge finish
Because the word of God warm the soul but only a good beer warms the Belly
But wait o. Why he be say some girls go cook finish them nor go fit eat because most times when my sisters are done cooking they hardly eat

Your fridge dey enter eyes

all that is left is to leave it to hit Mortuary standard and it will be 10/10

Nairalanders are just hating on a brother coz he smashed 5.0 back to back to back.

Bro thumbs up on not relenting. I read in your story that you had already started the ICAN process, you are a smart chap for doing that. Make sure you get that Certificate!!!

With an ICAN certf + a first class in accounting, The BIG 4's will be looking for you. You will get offers from financial institution as well.

Working in the BIG 4 is usually very attractive in one CV as you set yourself up for bigger things to come.

Also should you want to travel out for masters, you are sure to receive scholarship thus easing the burden on your tuition funding..

It's very rare to see a First Class Accounting student with either ICAN/ACCA certificate jobless. Don't listen to the naysayers.

You have the opportunity to rise in the financial sector because of your will power to acheive success, and that i admire.

Keep up the fire bro!

e be like say people never travel o

Road still full anyhow.na wa o

Make una travel now

Carlyboi:
You sabi WC will always be my nigga Too

Bro Wande coal is just too good.

Local - Wande Coal

I can download any wandecoal track anywhere anytime, I never get tired of him. Baba is a gem!

The track Ololufe still burst my brains till date.

International - I have none. I just listen as my mood seems.

Confession by Usher use to be my favourite, but not anymore.
.Now I f--uck more with Rap

kolafolabi:
When Real Madrid Players received brand new Audi Sport cars each.

Calm down bro, there was a time Barcelona players had Audi cars as well.(2016 or so)

modified ; I got a pic from Google (sergi Roberto)

I want Kids, but I don't want to get married.
There is no other benefit i can get from marriage besides Kids.

Sex, Food, Domestic chores I can always source for with money.

All those talk about Mental Support and all that trash , I don't need from a woman coz I am my own motivator

I can't deal with these Female Drama, nags and all, I want my sanity in check...

The problem is how to get my family people to accept this reality. Besides Kids, I don't see anything to gain...

There was no need to.

But I did inflate prices a couple of times tho.

Daboomb:
A lot of things determine the (rental) Value of a Building, not least of it is its LOCATION!
#15Million will build a good house in the creeks of Ikorodu (lnad cost inclusive) and rent will be like #200,000/Annum, maximum.

In Bariga (to use the example we are discussing here), #20Million will not even buy you the plot of land.
Now, if it were in good lacations around Ebute Metta, plot of land goes for as high as #60- #80Million per plot.
So, if you buy such plot of land and build on it, will you be expected to rent it out for #300,000/Annum or #2million/Annum?

Also, when renting a house, one will have to chose between living far from the city or living within the city.
If you live far, say Ikorodu Creeks, you will probably spend half of your life-time in Lagos traffic, with its attendant issues like traffic robberies, breakdowns in traffic, cost of repair to your vehicle, little sleep, not seeing your children, etc ...but you massively save on Rent.

On the other hand, a smart person will rent in areas within the city, especially close to major roads/express (this is why places like Bariga, Iwaya, Ebute Metta, comes to mind, they are a stne throw to the Thrid Mainland Bridge) and expect gains like reaching home very quickly, less wear and tear on their vehicle, business opportunity for thos in trading, lots of family time, etc.
This is what you pay for, when you live in such areas and this is why their rents can be very high.

You my friend has completely missed what VALUE means.

Because you invested 20million in a house does not mean that house at that instance will be worth 20million.

So because a house at Ikorodu is built with 15m and renting it at 200k at ikorodu does not man if you want to sell it you will see it at 15m or more...

It could be considerably less.

Yes location matters in real estate, that's Generic/ fundamental knowledge.

And you are wrong to say there are no 20million property in bariga, a quick search on the popular property platform says otherwise (pictures attached).

There is a reason why we have Estate Valuers, and you need to learn some of thier methodology. on the mainland, rent for residential homes is between 5-8% of property value according to property reports in the last years.
On the island it's as low as 3% - 5%.

Most Real estate agents selling lands don't know this stats, coz they don't read property reports...So thank me for this eye-opener.

Using this metric as a quick guide, if you Pay 15m for a house whose rent is 200k at Ikorodu simply because the owner of the house told you he built it with 15m, You my friend has been cheated!

No property on the mainland whose rent is 1m should be bought above 20m by a savvy investor. And this is taking into fact that the rent is the average within the area, not a subsidized rent given to one as a favour because he/she is an Old tenant.


Cheers.

Acidosis:
Do you know the value of the house? When a landlord tells you to pay N1m annual rent, it means the value of the house is worth over N50m.

I believe it s easier to pay N1m annually and invest the remainder (49m) for more and better returns.

Of course, it is cheaper to build on a 250k plot of land in the creeks of Ikorodu and raise a home with 1.5m than spend almost the same amount in a well structured area in Lagos.

If the OP is willing to relocate to the hinterlands of Ikorodu, then it is "penny-wise" to build.

My argument has always been simple: RENT versus BUILD in the SAME LOCATION. Don't compare RENT in a serene well structured area with the creeks. Let's compare same location and see which is cheaper on the short and long run.

When someone tells you they pay rent of N4m in Marina, don't curse them. That amount can't acquire ordinary 4 square metre virgin land in Marina. You won't even get ordinary government approval with that amount.

this is false.

A house that yield 1m cannot be valued at 50m, if you pay 50m for a house that yields 1or2million, you have been cheated.

both of us share lots of ideology in the investment stuff in NL but on this one I disagree with you.
Properties of 50million should yield atleast 2.5m on the mainland.

A house that yields 1m should be valued at no more than 20m. Max 20million!

So to comment on a Muslim thread, I am forced to believe there is no God, this is why this forum cannot grow out of the hate here.

NB: To make matters worse, it was forcefully appended on my profile. This is ridiculous

4gunners:
What do people enjoy in alcoholic drink? It's mostly bitter. I tried it severally, man went back to Maltina, Chivita

Try Red wine.
A cold bottle of good red wine after a nice meal will send your brains to cloud 9 .

Before you say jack you have gulped a whole bottle lol

If you drink just a bottle of alcohol, the alochokic content in the blood will be neutral based on the amount drank.

However if you add something else like nutri milk or bottle water, it will reduce the alcoholic content in the blood. As your blood will now have a ratio of alcohol:Milk inside of it.

Having a bottle of water by your side, is usually the best as alcoholo causes dryness. So as you drink a glass, you complement it with water so your blood doesn't get too conxerntrated.

it's when you take bottles upon bottles that your blood will become too conxerntrated with Shayo. Always ask for a bottle of water if you find yourself in such scenario, make u for no kill yourself

Trust me it works!!!

Igboist Queen is here

aminusodiq:
im a man.. ND I can even drive while wearing shoe.... I use slippers or nothing at all!!

Lol I can relate, when I first learnt how to drive I was told by the instructor to pull my palm slippers so as to have better grip.

3-4months while driving with the L, I always removed my slippers until one day I told myself this don't make sense.

If other guys out there can drive with thier shoes on, why should I be different. That's how I forced myself to change, now I can wear anything and still feel comfty.

My Mom drives in heels, I don't think I have ever seen her pull of her heels to drive .

MissWrite:
Yes, I can. I can in any kind of footwear. But then, I drive weird - auto with two legs. My left foot is always hovering over the brakes, which betters my reaction time. So I don't necessarily crave maximum comfort.

Two legs on an auto? Thats wierd
It seems you started driving with a manual, so the habit stuck with you

xendra:
no, she is out of his league because of the taste she has acquired in what ever way. wherever she is getting the money is not your business. if you cant afford her leave her alone simple.

there are girls that dont care about taste, if you give dem 5k dey will sing your praise and there are girl who giving them 50k won't mean much to them. go for your level, no need to shame anyone.

A girl whose dad cannot afford student basics like Hostel fee, School fees and faculty fees should not talk about Class/having high taste.

If her Dad/Mom can't afford those despite sending her to school, she should be humble.

I so much detest Proud people, you know you are financially not there, You know your Family is struggling yet you act like you are the daughter or Son of Dangote.

Me and such people can never roll!

If this is your idea of a chick with taste, your sense of reasoning is below par!

#Pun intended

xendra:
so? she just wants you to know she is out of your league, go find your size

there's a girl that will not ask you for upto 10k in a year, but you are not interested in such are you

you guys are the real gold digger

But how is she out of his league, when she can't afford these basics as a student?

What about her parents ? It's either She is broke and hungry or she just wants to scare the guy away coz she doesn't dig him

She must have sense to grow our finance, and come with a good heart.

Kapish, I am not in the league of those who must marry working class women or nothing.

Just have sense and bring peace of mind to the home since we are in it to Build an empire......Don't come and raise my BP to 200.

Buying a property in Lagos should be a course on its own.

It will suprise you guys that these lands that is claimed to be in Govts right of way, some of them may have C/O.

The same Govt that will spank them for building on Govts area is the same Govt that would have been collecting Ground rent and sending boiz to collect money in name of tax.

Real estate in Lagos na war!

SMJay:
I used a lawyer recommended by someone on this thread, I wasted my money and time as the lawyer didn't even know her onions. The documents served to the tenants was nothing to write home about riddled with grammatical errors and could not even remove the tenants with the police men used.

Now thats bad, you may have to change lawyers since you have discovered the former was a sham.

However I can't advise you to organize boys to throw out the belongings, there could be a reprisal effect, except you are ready to fight dirty.

A tenant who owed my uncle rents, took him to court claiming a part of the house was leaking, and he had video evidence (which was later discovered to be a lie, as he deliberately poured water on the roof to simulate leaks)
They can go any length just to frustrate landlord.

Change the lawyer, how about our nairaland lawyer, I can recommend him as he is professional in his dealings (mod of the property section)

He came down to Nigeria with money saved frkm France.

He was told by a scammer cum actress , a complete stranger whom he met at an airport that he could make money by investing in movies and he dived in, hoping to make a kill.

Only advice I can learn from this story is this, before committing your money to anything, first of all understand the market the money is going into.

This is case of a guy who wanted to cash out without first understanding the industry, now crying foul to Garner pity.

some of these tenants are just devil in human skin

One time, an old woman whose kids lived abroad locked up the apartment, and went ahol.

Rent had expired, over 6months no word from her, Only to come back later and say she is leaving.
Oya leave nah, that one sef take time.

Flat was just there for months, not yielding anything.

Some will pack out codedly with the landlord owed half rent and he wouldn't know.

Just last week I was speaking to za property agent, and we were talking of this same issue. Agent be going to court so as to find the right way to send these troublesome tenant out.

Na to use lawyer o to tell you when Is the best time to strike and use forcr, if you do gra gra with police you can cause problems for yourself.

Very simple!

If after graduation, you know you want to work as an accountant. Go to all the job sites you know, take out the entry level role of a needed accountant, highlight all thier similarities and start acquiring those skills one after the other.

Money only comes to those who deliver value!

If you want to earn big, then what must be inside you will have to be big.

And this is not just salaried job alone, including enterpreneurship. If you can deliver more value to the marketplace, you will command more money!

So visit jobad for that dream role and start acquiring the skills needed by these employers for that role.

It will take time to hit the top,
Or you sit down on your couch and grumble how economy is messed up and blame buhari, which is the easier route

anuoreangel:
I can give you for 8500

Lemme buzz u

anuoreangel:
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5 pairs above 7500/pair
Less than 5 pairs 8500/pair
1 pair #9000
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what's your best price on the black and white (shark)

If you reply with an attractive price , I will call you asap. I need to gift it to someone asap (I need just a pair)

Your sneakers are crazily cool