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tintingz: Vivian chinaza
www.nairaland.com/1529785/rest-peace-vivianc

touching, rily touching. Read some of her post nd the intelligence nd sincerity of her comments makes me feel lyk crying. Sori bro

Babamide: Don't u know the difference between a catheter and a c0nd0m.
Mumu!

there is sometin called condom catheter

tintingz: am not in the mood to discuss this again(maybe later) we have lost a nairalander

Who?

St. peter's, Bida

tintingz: sorry bro your muslim friend was not enlightened about the holybooks I was once ignorant before maybe like him until I did my own research and study both the bible and Quran. If you want us to discuss about Jesus being God I can quote many verse from the Bible that he's not same as God nor called himself God.

Again show me from the bible where Jesus said "I'm the king of the universe" or "I'm God worship me"

well, Jesus didnt need to proclaim himself as God. On the contrary, as God, he knew he would be proclaimed as such. If u hv a Bible, read up the passage on thomas' doubt. You see, when Jesus finally appeared to thomas and showed him his wounds, Thomas fell on his knees and cried; ''My Lord and my God''!!! That's what happens when Jesus reveals himself to you, you hv no choice but acknowledge him as God. That is what has happened to millions over the years and its what happened to my friend i told u about. I pray it happens to you. As for him being King, he said to pilate, ''my kingdom is not of this world........''. The kingship of Jesus is not an earthly one, once u hv this premise to work with, the understanding of his Lordship over us becomes clearer.

tintingz: Please show me in the bible where Jesus said "I'm the king of the universe" or "I'm God worship me" and lets see who lack knowledge

and to ansa ur questn, Jesus did not come to claim kingship or divinity, he was humble as any regular guy u pass on the road evryday. Though thr were places he subtly made himself known, like when he was asked by Philip to show them the Father and he replied ''so u hv been with me all this time nd yet do not know me? If u hv seem me you hv seen the Father''. My bro, no need for me to preach sermon to u, just read the Gospel accounts and you will find out that no human being can say the kinds of thing Jesus said. I had a Muslim friend once in Uni who argued wit me, all it took to get him converted was to read d Bible. His confession thereafter was ''Jesus na master''

tintingz: Please show me in the bible where Jesus said "I'm the king of the universe" or "I'm God worship me" and lets see who lack knowledge

and show me where he said he is the king of d Jews

tintingz: He's the king of the jews

you just exposed yourself as a muslim wit this ur brainwashed opinion. Yeshua said, 'my people perish for lack of knowledge'. You my friend are like d pharisees of Jesus' earthly time. Read the Gospel and learn, forget what ur mallam told u

okcharles7: God forbid the worship of idol

lol@Idol. No church has a more Jesus centred worship as d Catholic Church, forget wht u hv been told. All u need to do to b convinced is go to a mass nd listen to d entire content of d mass. I wont argue based on ur possible ignorance

that looks lyk Demonstration uniform(any warri person will know wht i'm talkin about).

The crazy tin about sex is that it neva eva comes to a point u can say 'i hv had my fill' or 'i hv had it wit d best i dont need anoda'. Know y? Cos its a primordial instinct meant to populate d earth, even animals hv it. That makes the one that has greater self control a higher being, superior in thinkin to animals(basic logic). However, its a tough situation u find urself especially if u r not a virgin. It gets more complicated if she's not a virgin, which u must determine objectively. Its quite easy to sleep wit a girl u've had sex wit b4, whether u r dating her or not i.e if shez not a virgin, she most likely wud be doin it wit at least someone shez done it wit b4. But if u want to sleep well at night nd not lose sleep ova this, jes reason tht u r doin this for you nd not for her or anyone. Meanyle, all those advicing him to bleep it, if u do g to church at all, you r d greatest hypocrite of em' all

[quote author=Omo_Alata]Were you faithful in this 4 yrs period?[/quote]is tht u on ur profile picture or the way u wish to be?

5 things we learned from Saturday's EPL games:
1. Man U 1-1 Sot'on. 1 home win in 4, united is losing its winning culture and if they lose it they lose all.
2. Chelsea 4-1 Cardiff. For the home side the scoreline flatters but only hides the fact that Chelsea is stil playing without a clear tactical identity
3. Arsenal 4-1 Norwich. Flamini's exit due to a concussion suffered in d first period exposed Arsenal's defence for long spells afterwards and emphasised the importance of the midfield generalissimo.
4. Stil on Arsenal. Aaron Ramsey's impact after coming off the bench with a brilliant individual goal and a superb flick on to provide Ozil's second. The lad is proving to be a very vital member of the squad.
5. W'ham 1-3 City...........a stroll basically. Aguero should be Pellegrini's main striker.

As much as the cost of celebrating marraiges is relative, with all indices assumed to be normal, how much should ideally be budgeted to cover cost of traditional and white wedding in Nigeria.

Please your opinions should be based on the emphasis, 'AVERAGE NIGERIAN' and on the economic condition prevalent in the country.

I would love contributions from single female folks and married men and just about anyone wit an idea.

babyosisi: There are only few states that allow foreign trained dentists to take their licensure exams and one of those states is California
It is a series of exams that could take over 2 years to complete and at the end of it,you can only practice in California

His best bet will be to seek admission for what they call advance standing
It is a program run by some dental schools where foreign dentists can go in and do an accelerated program for an American dental degree for 2 or 3 years depending on the school.

It is very competitive to get in

He needs a high score in part one and two national dental board examinations
A good TOEFL with TWE score
His transcript evaluated
Before he can even apply to a school

One of such schools is NYU dental school
Another is Loma Linda in California
There are others

Let him go to their websites and check on the admission requirements for foreign trained dentists

You sure know your stuff. You see, i like ur approach to d whole America ish. The world is actually becoming one big country(like global) and its not a bad idea for those who want to leave naija to do so. This is whr @Ozo-emeka got it wrong. But on d flip side, its important to know tht its not all rosy anywhr in d world as Ozo-emeka was pointing out, albeit in an over-pessimistic manner. The two of ur views r complimentary in a way. Luv u guyz

pls OP, i hv a kid broda tht studied dentistry in 9ja nd is hoping to travel to yankee this year. Wht r his chances ova thr. I need ur response ASAP. Thanx

This is wht u get when u hv unsuitable people running parastatals. In a country with an estimated population of 170million pple and with strong interest in football coupled with the importance of the game to be played, won't BON be able to make 5 times of tht moni from adverts nd sponsors. Some agbada wearing old men not doing their freaking jobs

Baruch Haba by Paul Wilbur

Lucasbalo: .whoa.
Being raised by his white grandparents after the death of his mother disqualify him as being black. Nairalander never ceases to amaze me.

his skin is black but his mentality cannot be, based on the environment he was raised

anonimi: I will like to respectfully disagree with you.
We can't keep blaimng others for how we behave. No we cannot.
It is rather more about how far we have evolved as a group of human beings and what our values are on the continuous spectrum with individuality at one end and societal concerns at the other extreme.
Why are many ethnic groups and countries in Africa still very violent just as the whites were up to some 70 years ago (end of WW2)
Why do you think our ancestors who were trading their kiths and kins as slaves to the whites wrote & protested to the white people to protest the prohibition of slave trade? And that includes the renowned slave trader, Madam Tinubu of Lagos & Abeokuta!

My bro, i understand whr u r coming from. Personally, i am one for not blaming others for my mistakes. However, we must call a spade a spade. Slave trading occured in other parts of the world far from sub-saharan Africa. In d Bible for example, Joseph was sold by his own brothers as slaves to merchants of other tribe. In Africa, most of the people sold as slaves were outcasts or prisoners of war, not like a king wud just pick his subjects and sell them as slaves. I'm not justifying slavery here but only pointing out tht wht d blacks did then is not wht other races had not done before or were not doing at the time. So dont say a blackman is uniquely foolish for selling fellow blacks as slaves. As a matter of fact, the English sold scottish slaves at a time in history.
On the issue of violence, the whiteman didnt stop becoming violent after WW2. The genocide in bosnia occured decades after WW2, the violence going on in d middle east has nothing to do with blacks, the cold war in the Koreas has nothing to do with blacks etc.
Agreed, we hv our issues in Africa but they r not because of our skin color but because of some historical accidents and geographical factors.

Godson201333: I am living in Europe and i am starting to believe that this racism thingy can be favorable at times.You see that is why Europe is very cleaned and organized than USA.I know there too and when i say very clean i mean very clean but the racism here is higher than USA.

It is just because we black people some of us are violent,dangerous and some do not even have focus.If you see people fighting here they are blacks,If they organize a party they are gonna fight at the end,many of us are just bad..

The rate of blacks going to school here too is very low,we just wanna make quick money.

Violence is not in a blackman's gene. Its all about cause/effect. Wen u segregate a minority section of a population based on their skin color for so long, leaving them wit no sense responsibility nd importance, they become careless nd ignore certain consequence (a notin to lose attitude). The black people ova thr r living the script written by the white man's ignorantly wicked hearts many years ago

Afam4eva: Things have definitely gotten better since Martin Luther King and they will keep getting better for Black people in America. The fact that you have a black president does not give credence to the gargantuan racism that you have painted. Granted that there is racism in America just like everywhere in the world including Nigeria, i think the minority population have been given the opportunity to succeed through affirmative action and other policies and some have taken that opportunity. It will take a very long time to see a massive effect of these policies cos blacks have been dealt a deadly blow in the past.

Black president u said? I stopped seeing Obama as a true black wen i found out he was raised by a white mom/grandmom. Dude's blackness is only in the color of his skin, he has a white mentality. Its like expecting a man with an Igbo father, born in Sokoto and raised by his Hausa maternal family to hv an Igbo mentality

[quote author=Lord_Reed]If you are looking for a replacement phone then I think you should eliminate the tablet from your choices, it's bigger than a normal phone and so may present you with logistic difficulties as to carrying it about. That said I would advise you to go go for any of the range of Android phones within your budget particularly if you can wait a bit for the Note 3. If you are too eager then I advise you to choose from among the following: Galaxy S4, Note 2, HTC One, Xperia Z. My personal preference amongst these is the S4, I can bet you'd never regret the purchase.

Blackberry while functional has a limited future. Lumia 920 while nice might not offer you the type of customization you are used to on the symbian platform.[/quote]thanx pal, u've bin of great help

dybaba: Is Nokia Lumia an Android phone?

Well, i was jes hoping

can Nokia Lumia use d BBM for android?

hi guys, i made up my mind a month ago to finally upgrade from my Nokia E-5 to a Q10, but wit the recent negative news about BB market slide and the introductn of BBM on android device, i started havin a second thought. Now i'm confused about d whole tin. I need advice on possible alternatives, should i go for a Lumia 920, galaxy tab/note, galaxy smartfone or stick wit my first idea, Q10. My budget is btw 70-90k nd i like gettin value for evry dime(a reason i hv used my E5 til now to extract evry penny from d 28k i spent on it 2yrs ago)

Be a Catholic and all your restlessness will be settled. There, there is the FULLNESS of God's presence.

idnoble135: So the dude was this lean?
Mehn. MWW.... In other words, 'money works wonder'.
Erm... I hope he did not start the factory production while he was a teen.

Tuface has neva been a fattie

chokl8candie: 1. That feeling of dread that washes over you when the phone rings and you're not mentally prepared to chat.

2. When people pressure you to be more social, whether you like it or not.

3. When you carry a book to a public place so no one will bug you, but other people take that as a conversation starter.

4. When people make you feel weird for wanting to do things by yourself.

5. When you have to deal with that one friend who ALWAYS wants to hang out, and you ALWAYS have to say this: sorry, not today

6. Trying to be extra outgoing when you flirt so your crush doesn't think your boring.

7.when deep down you realy wish you had alot of friends but you just cant pick up the courage to make the 1st move

8.you never speak unless your spoken to and you are never the first to buzz on whatsapp,bbm,facebook or any social network

9. When you hear, "Are you OK?" or "Why are you so quiet?" for the umpteenth time.

10.when a question is asked in class and your palms start sweating with anxiety and secretly hoping you dont get called to answer,not because you dont know but you just dont want to answer.

11. You hate when soo much attention is being paid to you especially amongs a group

12. When people stop inviting you places because you keep canceling plans.

13. When u start getting distressed at a party because you feel left out and your date doesn't want to leave early.

14. When your friend wants to invite more people over, and you don't want to sound like a dick by saying no. but your secretly dreading it inside


15. When you dont have a problem being indoors reading a good novel or surfing the net for aa week when everyone else thinks its boring

16. When you know No 1-15 is true nd post in on NL