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PoliticsRe: Anambra Man, Emmanuel Nwafor Arrested Over Attack On Ajali Police Station by clericuzzio(m): 7:53am On Dec 27, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
shocked

Tochukwu Nwafor is stupid for partaking in arson attack on the police station, but the problem now is that he's also foolish for looting a motorcycle from the police station and kept it in his custody.

Only God knows how long he'll eat beans he didn't cook
Your statement clearly shows you are brain dead and incapable of thinking for yourself.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N100,000 Job Or Five Million Naira Cash? by clericuzzio(m): 12:26pm On Dec 26, 2021
steveneche:
My uncle died early this year. He was the head of finance in the company he worked before his demise.

Now due to the level of influence he had in the company, I was made an offer because they know me well in the company.

5million cash, or I get employed in the company with 100,000 monthly pay starting January.

Please Nairalanders help me decide... Candid opinion please
You'd work for more than 3yrs to earn that 5million.

Yet if you collect that 5M and start importing goods worth 3M, clear the goods with 500-800k you'd make an extra 3-4M in every tranch of container you sell.

Better collect that 5M leave their Jackie work for them
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I am contemplating Suicide. Please I Need A Job To Survive Next Year!!! by clericuzzio(m): 7:44am On Dec 26, 2021
Marxist001:
Good day everyone. Sincerely, I don't think I will be able to survive this new year without a job, as things keep getting tougher. It's been 5 years now since I finished my youth service, but clearly without a stable job. I have been struggling to survive, with a wife and kid. My son is 4, and yet I can't enroll him in the cheapest school in my community. The thought of it breaks my heart, my wife keeps him indoors until noon when other kids are back from school. I am so ashamed of this daily practice. My rent on the other hand is due to expire by February next year. I can't find sleep, I am the first child of my parents, I fear I would die of high blood pressure. I am smart, hardworking and with a good degree(B. Sc Sociology 2.1). I have good Computer knowledge. I am also a very creative person, but there's no platform for me to showcase my ability. I am a skilled painter, but no jobs. I can fit in any job. Please my Son must start schooling by January, I don't want to disappoint him. Please I need a job. 09151775400 WhatsApp.
Mods please help me push to front page.
AB MFB is recruiting..Apply
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Start A Pos Terminal Business? by clericuzzio(m): 10:17am On Dec 23, 2021
Dallyrasky:
If anybody wanna know how to DEFI(both for beginner and advanced).I have the PDF i got from Coingecko store.
Am giving it out for FREE based on some JJC gambling on binance and trust wallet without much knowledge
I'm interested bros
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Start A Pos Terminal Business? by clericuzzio(m): 10:16am On Dec 23, 2021
gunners160:
Y is everybody going into this business.cant we just tink outside the box for once.There are a lot of bussiness begging to get started
Kindly share so others can learn
PoliticsRe: Umahi Inaugurates Ebonyi State Command Of Ebubeagu Security Network (Photos) by clericuzzio(m): 9:44am On Dec 23, 2021
Flexherbal:
Good!

Securing the lives and properties of your people is your number one duty.
How many lives and properties has he secured since Herdsmen were attacking Ebonyi
FashionRe: Miss Nigeria: "We Did Not Invite Shatou Garko And Her Parents" - Kano Hisbah by clericuzzio(m): 9:09am On Dec 23, 2021
TravelRe: Nigeria’s Locally-made FUFU, Egusi Soup Now Viral In America, Ruling Menu Food by clericuzzio(m): 7:05am On Dec 23, 2021
NAIJASTANDARD71:
Mouth-watering Mama Africa Meal in Hot Demand:

Nigeria’s locally-made FUFU, Egusi Soup now viral in America, ruling Menu main Food…attracts 250 million viewers on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook; LinkedIn within 7 days

*Africans in Diaspora, African-Americans, Latinas place online order for meal, others visit African Restaurants for pick-up to avoid delay

* “I don’t know what they(African food stores) put it in, I couldn’t even start to guess. I started the #fufu or #fufuchallenge tags for new lovers of #Fufu and Egusi soup on TikTok. I drove nearly 80 miles in search of an African Kitchen. I found a Nigerian restaurant. I settled on two: egusi and okro (okra) soup. In my car, still parked outside the restaurant, I filmed myself as I dipped a mouthful of dough into the okro soup. “Bomb — it is so worth it”-Joeneen Hull, a Black American lady

* “Our business income quadrupled the week after Joeneen Hull highlighted our Los Angeles Nigerian restaurant on TikTok. We have been selling Nigerian food at a fast pace”-Veronica Shoyinka, owner Veronica kitchen
http://nigeriastandardnewspaper.com/ng/mouth-watering-mama-africa-meal-in-hot-demand-nigerias-locally-made-fufu-egusi-soup-now-viral-in-america-ruling-menu-main-foodattracts-250-million-viewers-on-tiktok-instagram-f/
What is fufu?


We igbos call it Akpu
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: Nothing Like Repentant Terrorists, Kill Them Let Them Go & See God by clericuzzio(m): 7:11pm On Dec 22, 2021
PoliticsRe: Charles Soludo Spotted At The Gym Working Out In Awka (Pictures & Video) by clericuzzio(m): 7:04pm On Dec 22, 2021
FamilyRe: Help, My Elder Brother Is Taking Advantage Of My Sick Father! by clericuzzio(m): 4:07pm On Dec 19, 2021
Ebelelivinston:
Happy Sunday Nairalanders. I need advice from bankers in the house.

My father has been sick for quite sometimes now that he doesn't know where he is. We are three sons two daughters he has. Our mother passed away for a long time now.

My father has an account of which we his children know the password because he do send us to withdraw money atimes. Ever since he has been sick, my elder brother has been in possession of his phone and he has been making unnecessary transfers from our father's account. I got to know about the unnecessary transfer via the bank app I have on my phone. Is it possible for me to go to the bank and change the sim connected to the account to another sim without him knowing because I have all the bank details but am afraid the bank would notify him and if he gets to know, he will deal with me. I want to do it because he's spending the money uselessly and if my father gets well, he would be very mad at him.

Elders in the house what do I do plz?
Since you got to know about it cos you have the bank app on your phone, why not just transfer all the money in the account, since you have access from your own phone
PoliticsRe: Muhammadu Buhari Celebrates His 79th Birthday Today! by clericuzzio(m): 8:49am On Dec 17, 2021
NGpatriot:
Happy Birthday to my daddy, the president of Nigeria.

The Great Ikenga.

May God continue to bless him and our great Nation..


grin grin
Ikenga gbuo gi there
BusinessHow Genuine Is Ronald Nzimora by clericuzzio(op): 7:39am On Dec 17, 2021
Dear NL,

I would like to ask how genuine and practicable are the teachings of Ronald Nzimora.

I read on an Instagram page that someone he mentored made a profit of 1Bn Naira in a year, that should be in 2019/2020.

I now ask someone without a company that provides services Making 1Bn in a year. How feasible is it.

I can authoritatively tell you that even so many big state-wide MFBs don't make half of that in a calendar year.

Have you used his product, tried his manuals?


What are your opinions
BusinessRe: How To Make 750k Monthly In 2022 by clericuzzio(m): 7:35am On Dec 17, 2021
The secret to affiliate marketing is just to keep selling bloated information to the unwise.

If what you are selling is a good means to make money, why not practice what is written there
RomanceRe: Ladies: Don't Take The Role Of A Wife While Dating, You Are His Girlfriend Joor! by clericuzzio(m): 5:10pm On Dec 12, 2021
BadRadio:
You are a wife material already but you don't have to overdo or try too much to impress him by going to his house and start doing domestic chores upandan.

You cook

You wash

You clean

Etc.

Know your limits as a girlfriend abeg.

If he gets too much from you just as he would when he decide to make you his wife then he won't propose to you, cos you are already doing what a wife should do. So he may have no need to ask you to be his wife.

Guess what !!!

He will keep u as his girlfriend for years without thinking about marriage.
Guys should stop spending on girls for the following

Making hair
Sending cards
Paying her bill
Paying for transportation
Paying for upkeep.

She's just your girlfriend and not your wife.
She will see you as just another ATM and wouldn't wanna settle with you.
PoliticsRe: VAT Generated By Regions In Nigeria In 8 Months by clericuzzio(m): 6:48am On Dec 11, 2021
SlyDev:
They are not yet mature to be free, what if we free them and they refuse to leave our land
You that is mature, what has become of your land. Can you go to your village and spend a day there.
PoliticsRe: VAT Generated By Regions In Nigeria In 8 Months by clericuzzio(m): 10:43pm On Dec 10, 2021
Ekpeitit:
SOUTH EAST IS ALWAYS LAST IN EVERYTHING, WHAT A SHITHOLE. THAT'S WHY THEY CAN'T SURVIVE ON THEIR OWN. WE SHOULD LET THEM GO,THEY'RE USELESS.
USELESS DOT NATION.
You spoke well. Let them go. Tell Bubu that
PoliticsRe: VAT Generated By Regions In Nigeria In 8 Months by clericuzzio(m): 10:42pm On Dec 10, 2021
Brexxit:
Of what use is the south east to this country?. angry
Why still hold them in this shithole called Nigeria..
CrimeRe: Police Foil Robbery Attempt In Onitsha, Kill 2 Armed Robbers, Arrest Four(Photo) by clericuzzio(m): 8:50pm On Dec 06, 2021
Solomofaith23r:
Ok
Why not use your wiseness as Solomon go play sure 5odd with 1M,
Scammer
CrimeRe: Police Foil Robbery Attempt In Onitsha, Kill 2 Armed Robbers, Arrest Four(Photo) by clericuzzio(m): 8:49pm On Dec 06, 2021
Nksleek:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/police-kill-two-robbers-arrest-four-in-onitsha/amp/
The Nigerian Police is now worse than armed robbers, They have a specialized unit(SARS) for extortion and tagging killed victims as armed robbers. Una weldone.

Posterity will still catch up with you guys
RomanceRe: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by clericuzzio(m): 11:27am On Dec 06, 2021
Joeblazeochola:
confess to ur wife n her husband am sure u will be fine las las.. trust me, if u do dis u will never cheat in ur life again.
OP better don't do this.
FamilyRe: How Many Of Us Fell For This Trap? by clericuzzio(m):
iamyemiakins:
"JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH, I WILL NOT BEAT YOU".

How many of us fell for this trap? grin
This method was actually used to bring out the truth from our mouth and after that na punishment good follow
IslamRe: Why Smoking Is Haram and why you should stop smoking today? by clericuzzio(m): 9:57am On Dec 03, 2021
Lukgaf:
Many Muslims think smoking is not Haram because it is not explicitly mentioned in one of the verses of the Holy Quran. I have met some people who even smoke before coming for Solat. Below from IslamQA are some of the reasons why smoking is Haram in Islam and why you have to stop today.

https://i0.wp.com/www.icirnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/CSOs-Accuse-Tobacco-Companies-of-Frustrating-Smoking-Control.jpg?fit=640%2C443&ssl=1

1.Islam forbids everything that is harmful Perhaps you know that all nations of the world – Muslim and kafir alike – have now started to fight smoking, because they know that it is very harmful.

Islam forbids everything that is harmful, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “There should be no harming or reciprocating harm.”

Undoubtedly there are foods and drinks which are beneficial and good, and others which are harmful and bad. Allah described our Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) in the following terms (interpretation of the meaning):

“…he allows them as lawful At Tayyibat (i.e. all good and lawful as regards things, deeds, beliefs, persons and foods), and prohibits them as unlawful Al Khabaith (i.e. all evil and unlawful as regards things, deeds, beliefs, persons and foods)” [al-A'raf 7:157]

Is smoking one of the good and lawful things (al-tayyibat) or one of the evil and unlawful things (al-khabaith)?

2.Spending on smoking is spending on something harmful
It was narrated that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “Allah forbids you to trade gossip, to ask too many questions and to waste money.” And Allah forbade wasteful extravagance when He said (interpretation of the meaning):

“and eat and drink but waste not by extravagance, certainly He (Allah) likes not Al-Musrifun (those who waste by extravagance)” [al-A'raf 7:31]

And He described the slaves of the Most Merciful as follows (interpretation of the meaning):

“And those who, when they spend, are neither extravagant nor stingy, but hold a medium (way) between those (extremes)” [al-Furqan 25:67]

The whole world now knows that the money spent on smoking is to be considered as money wasted, from which no benefit is gained. Indeed, it is money spent on something harmful.

If the money which is spent on smoking worldwide were to be collected, it could have saved entire populations who have died of starvation. Is there anyone more foolish than one who holds a dollar bill and sets fire to it? What is the difference between him and the one who smokes? Indeed, the smoker is more foolish, because the folly of the one who burns a dollar bill ends there, whilst the one who smokes burns his money and also harms his body.

3.Smoking has caused many disasters
How many disasters have been caused by smoking, because of cigarette butts which are thrown away and cause fires. Other disasters have been caused in other ways, as when a house was burned down with its occupants inside, when a man lit his cigarette when there was a gas leak.

4.Many people are offended by the smell of smokers
How many people are offended by the smell of smokers , especially when you are unfortunate enough to have one of them standing next to you in the mosque. Probably any nasty smell is easier to bear than the smell of the smoker’s mouth when he has just woken up. It is amazing how many women can put up with the smell of their husbands’ mouths!

The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) forbade those who had eaten garlic or onions from coming to the mosque so that they would not offend their fellow-worshippers with their smell. The smell of onions and garlic is easier to bear than the smell of the smoker and his mouth.

These are some of the reasons why smoking is haram.

And Allah knows best.

Brethren, please stop smoking today!
For the number one,If Islam forbids what's harmful,Can you tell Lai Mohammed that his lies about the End SARS killingsis harmful
Christianity EtcWatch Dramatic Pastor Confess To Her Lies by clericuzzio(op): 7:54pm On Nov 28, 2021
The awkward moment a dramatic pastor confesses to her lies

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10220002815570963&id=1540491673
BusinessRe: Pound To Naira: Can You Believe This Tiny Coin Is N780? (Pictures) by clericuzzio(m): 3:17pm On Nov 25, 2021
SlyDev:
If Nigeria want to make their money stronger, they need to stop importing and start manufacturing to export

But the last time Buhari closed border to boost local production, some bigots said he is targeting a tribe.
What investment has he made to boost local production. Seems you get your info from Lai Mohammed
RomanceRe: Is It Normal For Men To Enjoy Sex Under This Setting? by clericuzzio(m): 6:41pm On Nov 24, 2021
daddymummy:
I consider it a disservice to myself that I will desire a woman sexually and then get to sleep with her when she doesn't desire me at all but only agrees to sleep with me because of some material gain.


But how do other men enjoy women under such setting?


You want her body but she doesn't want your own and you are still able to sleep with her,kiss her, massage her body and you still believe you are enjoying?


I mean, how do men enjoy it when he is the one desiring a woman and the woman does not desire them but only agrees because of money?

It doesn't make sense to me at all.


You are a man and you see a woman who does not have any desire for you but you are still able to enjoy her?


At least if the woman feel something for me,I can know that our desires are mutual. I can know that at least I am desirable and if I spend on her, I am doing it because she makes me look great.



That is when a man should enjoy a woman.

At least since God created two genders, both supposed to equally desire each other sexually.

As long as women don't have penis and men don't have vagina and breasts,it shows that non is sexually higher than the other.

It is only women who are reasonable in sexual matters because unlike men, a woman would enjoy a man who also desires her just as she desires him.


But a man can see a woman who is so proud and does not even want to have anything doing with him.


He would find a way to sleep with her either by rape or by offering her money and he would still enjoy it even if the woman just lay on the bed and is looking at them with so much disgust.They will still enjoy it.


If I wasn't a man,I would be wondering what it is to be man.


A man would suffer insults just to get a woman, took her to his house, provide her needs while the woman does not offer anything in the relationship, the man would sleep with her while the woman is only there for his money.

The man would still enjoy it and feel it is normal?



How is it normal that you have to beg a woman into a relationship in which she would not offer anything but would rather gain, you desire her sexually and sleep with her, but she doesn't desire you but your money and you still feel you have achieved something?

How can you even offer your money, accommodation, and all in exchange for sex with a woman (who does not even want you, but what you get) and you feel you are enjoying?

If it was possible to see God, there are some questions I would have loved to ask him concerning men.
It's all in the mind.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 5:58pm On Nov 17, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
Money attracts money.
There's no nobility in poverty.

Make I credit someone's account too?
Baba Abeg put me for line oh. God bless
FoodRe: FG Moves To Reduce Food Prices by clericuzzio(m): 12:07am On Nov 17, 2021
ManirBK:
so you dont want god to bless our belove country including our president. Why??
Has anything good come from your president. Just tell me one abeg
PoliticsRe: #ENDSARS: Only White Paper Report Can Confirm Alleged Lekki Killing – CDS Irabor by clericuzzio(m): 12:06am On Nov 17, 2021
fergie0o1:
SOURCE


Which one be white paper. Abeg Lala wetin be the color of the one wey panel release
PoliticsRe: Police On Trail Of Us-based Nigerian Over N22.5 Million Fraud by clericuzzio(m): 11:22pm On Nov 16, 2021
googlepikins:
I need advice please.

I used our area vigilante group money to arrange 2 draws 2 weeks ago, but it didn't go well.

My neighbour just called me that they're currently at my gate with sticks angrily waiting for me.

I don't know if they just want to discuss or they have something bad in their mind.

I don't know why people can't control their anger issues.

What should I do
Looollllllling

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