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Sports / Re: I'm Suffering From Gambling Addiction What Can I Do by clericuzzio(m): 9:29am On Nov 08, 2021
Koleman:
The fact that you realize and accept you need help means 70% of your problems are solved. Bro From personal experience.. Only Jesus is the answer! Ask Him! He Has the power to take away addictions! Every other solution will still depend of Grace! Coz He took mine away after so many challenging moments and tears...

Any small thing, you mention Jesus. Be like you never see pastor wey dey knack bet and baba ijebu at same time

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Politics / Re: Soludo Wins 10 Of 11 LGAs Officially Announced By INEC by clericuzzio(m): 9:25pm On Nov 07, 2021
omenkaLives:
Awesome.

The biggest loser in the whole situation is ipob terrorists and their sympathizers, including their biscuits thieving brothers in arms, biafla national guard- not forgetting malt sharing pdp.

They couldn't bully or blackmail the FG into releasing the terrorist and had no choice but to stuck their tails between their legs and take cover when federal troops came marching. While Ohanaeze feared for the situation and fell for the blackmail, urging FG to release the terrorist, the FG called the bluff of the pesky thugs and stuck to her guns.

God bless all the good people and peace loving indigenes of Anambra state. Proud of you guys.

God bless the FG for ensuring a peaceful and fair election despite her powers to do otherwise.



Viva Nigeria.

After typing this rubbish since 4:56pm and now is 9:23pm no one has mentioned you on your senseless post. This shows your brain is actually deranged.

I just quoted you so you know you are absolutely irrelevant to issues concerning biafra
Politics / Re: Nigerian Fighter Jets Bombard ISWAP Terrorists Converging For Meeting In 11 Boat by clericuzzio(m): 8:28pm On Oct 22, 2021
Story for mumu wey go believe.

Customs officer confess to giving bandits 7 bags of rice on code
Politics / Re: Tunde Bakare: Nigeria Needs Competent President Whether From North Or South by clericuzzio(m): 9:18pm On Oct 15, 2021
HonNL:


SOURCE

How many Northerners are competent

Oga go sit down abeg
Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Tell A Boy You Have Vaginal Infection? by clericuzzio(m): 6:55pm On Oct 12, 2021
siofra:
There's this yahoo boy that has been disturbing me to go to his hotel room. He's a course mate. God knows how many times I've turned him down. I'm tired. So I want to tell him I have a vaginal infection that could be sexually transmitted.
Is it okay to tell him this?
Is this lie going to bite me back somehow?

Picture of the vagina or adonblivit

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Technology Market / Re: Closed by clericuzzio(m): 12:33pm On Oct 10, 2021
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Meet your account officer. He can help you get that in less than 1hr
Religion / Re: Is Smoking A Sin? by clericuzzio(m): 12:26pm On Oct 10, 2021
Itiaba007:
Please I want to be convinced wether smoking is a sin or not. Please back up your opinion with bible verses thanks.


Who bible or Koran help except pastors and imams

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Politics / Re: 2023: Young Nigerians in the UK Declare Their Support For Yahaya Bello by clericuzzio(m): 12:25pm On Oct 10, 2021
Simeonee111:


https://bignews.insidestoryng.com/2021/09/12/bello-ambassadors-young-nigerians-in-united-kingdom-rally-unite-for-yahaya-bello-2023/

All these ones don collect their allawee, they should point to any tangible thing Bello has achieved in his state


Spits
Religion / Re: Prayer Points On Today's Open Heavens Sunday, October 10,2021 by clericuzzio(m): 11:25am On Oct 10, 2021
Gullible MDFuckers

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Celebrities / Re: Whitemoney Looks Good In New Photos by clericuzzio(m): 10:51am On Oct 10, 2021
Wiseandtrue:

Him no dey gym before

All these while wey you no know am, him body no tell am! So leave am.

There are alot of people big and rich and are equally healthy!

Don't tell me you have not seen a big statured person live long undecided
spokewoman grin.

See how you dey speak for person wey no even know you. grin

Jobless youth grin
Investment / Re: Blogging Business - How I Made N1M In August by clericuzzio(m): 8:20am On Oct 09, 2021
Nice one

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Education / Re: Sit-At-Home: Owerri Schoolchildren Run Helter-Skelter As Gunmen Enforce Lockdown by clericuzzio(m): 6:30pm On Oct 04, 2021
Seeksnigeria:
Update from

Panic rocked Owerri, the capital city of Imo State as gunmen reportedly went around shooting and chasing those who weren't obeying the sit-at-home order today, Siggy reports.

School Children were pictured running home from school at around 10a.m in the morning as the gunmen went around to enforce the order.

IPOB had declared that there will be a sit-at-home every Monday to protest the arrest of its leader, Nnamdi Kanu. The sit-at-home was later cancelled but people who try to go about their businesses in the South-East on Mondays are usually harassed.

Today, October 4, there was sporadic shooting as gunmen went after those who were going about their businesses in Owerri.

Schoolchildren and teachers had to run home. Banks, hotels, shops and other workplaces were also hastily closed as the gunmen went around at 10am today.

Parents closed their businesses for the day and ran to schools, looking for their kids.

Street hawkers, bike riders, bus drivers, and other service providers also ran away, leaving streets deserted.

https:///owerri-school-children-run-helter-skelter-as-gunmen-enforce-lockdown-photo/

This should be the township school at Amakohia, Owerri

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Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by clericuzzio(m): 5:58pm On Oct 01, 2021
Hellobitchymods:


150 Naira for 1.2gb? Code abeg?

The package is for kids 8-15yrs and mainly used to access MTN education pages.. I still get plans for them. They even charged me N101 for the migration to a useless package. I'd give anything to learn EH and bring down MTN any time any day and it will be my life long desire
Romance / Re: Is Bulldog Good For Pet? by clericuzzio(m): 2:34pm On Oct 01, 2021
Exkandayee:
Good day all, please I just want to know if bulldog is good for pet,I want to go get a dog on Friday as a companion, just bored here In this big house, please I'll like know if I'm making The right choice,, what I read about the woman devoured by a bulldog scaring me

They are very good, but I would suggest you get it when it's still a puppy so it gets attached to you

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Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by clericuzzio(m): 11:02pm On Sep 30, 2021
I just Don weak finally with emptyhen,

I migrated from a package to another one, my previous data balance was wiped off(YouTube data inclusive).
This night I did a sub of 150N for 1.2GB and till now I Neva see anything browse except nairaland. WhatsApp hardly drops asu will need to constantly refresh my network. I just Don tire finish
Celebrities / Re: Rotimi Salami: DNA Test Not Important, Unless Someone Drags Your Child With You by clericuzzio(m): 1:58pm On Sep 30, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Oh! What a relief. Finally a man who uses his brain has been unveiled.

NB: I don't support infidelity.

My concern is the emotional breakdown of the kids and the family at large.

Oya come na make I belle you, make your husband dey take care of my kids

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Career / Re: Why Are Men Not Helping Each Other To Become Better Men? by clericuzzio(m): 3:15pm On Sep 29, 2021
Had a childhood friend whom we both attended same primary school. We were so close that this guy knows every member of my family and I know most of his.

Fast forward to some years later, guy was working in a financial institution and i later got a job too in a in the financial industry.

I was asked to get two guarantors and my guy started avoiding me as I told him I would love him to be one of my guarantors.
My cousin who is a big boy signed and a stranger whom I knew not from Adam signed the other form for me.

Since after that time, guy never contacted me again. Me I just move on, unfriend him on FB and deleted contact as well.

I believe someday posterity will still make him come to me for help and I will do what's on my mind.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Begs Yoruba, Middle Belt Agitators To Join In October 1 Lockdown by clericuzzio(m): 1:45pm On Sep 29, 2021
Noerection:
we no dey do biko
we are not aggressive and jobless like you

How much do you have in your account. You're jobful yet you look poor
Business / Re: How to Import cheap gadgets and other items for great profits by clericuzzio(m): 8:58am On Sep 29, 2021
DrOladipo:

Please do not leave your email publicly. My contact is my phone number. Watch out for impostors!

Okay boss
Business / Re: How to Import cheap gadgets and other items for great profits by clericuzzio(m): 8:04pm On Sep 28, 2021
Pls who can share the guide to me iykemanuel@gmail.com

Thanks
Business / Re: How to Import cheap gadgets and other items for great profits by clericuzzio(m): 10:09am On Sep 28, 2021
DrOladipo:

Yes boss. They will go through ocean freight which takes about 1.5months to arrive. Cheap shipping tho.

I have about 3 fridges to pick and TVs. Will you be able to put some items in the fridges and ship, like phones, laptops etc
Business / Re: How to Import cheap gadgets and other items for great profits by clericuzzio(m): 10:06am On Sep 28, 2021
Nonso92:
Okay, let me drop a snippet..

Imagine you found an item to purchase on Facebook marketplace for $150, and you send the details for your picker, he charges $20 making item cost $170. You might say it's still fair, right?

What if you could remove that $20 and use the shipping option on Facebook marketplace. It charges around $3 to $9 depending on location. And you could have this item shipped to an address in the US before coming to Nigeria.

You might say ehnn. It's almost the same thing. But let me tell you why it's not.

LIMITATION
Using a picker limits the area where you can search for items to purchase from.

Using the shipping option allows you to shop from any location in the United States and have the products delivered to your pickers address.

Moreover, it costs less to have items shipped, than pay someone to go collect items for you every time.

In addition, Facebook marketplace offers payment security form you to verify that items have been delivered to you before the cash is released to the seller.

Isn't that amazing?

But there's one problem.

My debit card can only spend $100 a month. cry cry

There's a solution to that. Trust me. grin smiley

With the new update, you would be able to use your debit card to spend up to $1,000 every month.

I've said enough.

#Odogwu_Is_Here. cool

Oya na brother, what's the update on how to spend upto $1000
Business / Re: How to Import cheap gadgets and other items for great profits by clericuzzio(m): 12:07am On Sep 28, 2021
rawe45:



I'm new on the this thread, I'd be glad to learn how to beat the $100 monthly limit


I believe it's bartar card that can be used to overcome the limit

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Business / Re: How to Import cheap gadgets and other items for great profits by clericuzzio(m): 12:05am On Sep 28, 2021
Mad deals in here.


Thanks DrOla for this eye opener

Business / Re: How to Import cheap gadgets and other items for great profits by clericuzzio(m): 11:14pm On Sep 27, 2021
Could this be for real

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Business / Re: How to Import cheap gadgets and other items for great profits by clericuzzio(m): 10:45pm On Sep 27, 2021
Nassry009:
But sir, there are some items that just display buy or add to cart no way to send messages to the seller whatsoever and no reviews pls what's your take on this?

This is clearly a scam post. How can you buy S21 5G phone for $99. Shine your eyes well oh
Business / Re: 5 Profitable Businesses You Can Start With N50,000 by clericuzzio(m): 5:23pm On Sep 27, 2021
Thanks for sharing.

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Politics / Re: Governor Ortom Serves His Aides Food To Appreciate Their Services [PHOTOS] by clericuzzio(m): 12:39pm On Sep 25, 2021
Foreign Affairs / Re: La Palma Eruption Enters 'New Explosive Phase'(Pics, Video) by clericuzzio(m): 10:19pm On Sep 22, 2021
NOBLE468:
may GOD help us sha

God help you like it's happened in your country
Politics / Re: Akeredolu: "Tinubu Is The Capone Of South-West & South-South" by clericuzzio(m): 6:39am On Sep 20, 2021

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Family / Re: My Dad Has Refused To Rest In Peace Because Of His Monetary Vow In Church by clericuzzio(m): 10:31pm On Sep 13, 2021
There's a Greek exorcism ritual I would have suggested to you before you do that but I can't share in public and neither will I tell the source to get it
Family / Re: My Dad Has Refused To Rest In Peace Because Of His Monetary Vow In Church by clericuzzio(m): 10:30pm On Sep 13, 2021
James4358:
Hello my nairaland family. I'll make this post short & precise... I buried my dad around april this year.

Am the only available child, as my elder brother relocated abroad in january & has refused to make contact. I took a loan to sponsor my bro's trip abroad, & also took another loan from my bank to partly sponsor the burial as all the family burden rested on my shoulders..

Last month, my dad appeared in a dream telling me to hurry up in paying a vow he made in church of abt 50k before he died. I was warming up to pay the vow this month's ending as am stil servicing the loans i got from my bank.

He appeared last week to remind me but yesterday night's own came with severe flocking. Am stil feeling the pains from the cain he used at my back & joints..

How do i contain him before month end when i'll be bouyant to pay the vow.

Am afraid he may return with more beatings,. & am jst 30yrs old, & wouldnt want to have any part of my body deformed as a result.

Your suggestions wil be greatly appreciated!

Go to your father's grave and tell him that he made the promise himself and didn't involve you while making it. So you're not gonna pay for it.

Next time he attacks you just go to a spiritual store and purchase an incense that drives away spirits. Or go meet hausas that sell a jinnic incense.

He will leave you alone

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