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CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Tweets About The Chronic Gay Stalker by coolviv: 11:21am On May 18, 2015
That gay stalker is sooo ugly and weird looking that I believe Yul. If he had been gay, he definitely wont be in a relationship with someone that looks like that. Instead, he would go for an Uti look alike or close ..
PoliticsRe: Guy Slams Mrs Aisha Buhari For Wanting To Scrap Child Marriage by coolviv: 11:13am On May 18, 2015
My dear muslim/northern/hausa/fulani brothers and sisters. Culture is made for man, man is not made for culture. What obtained in the past that made people marry out their underage daughter does not obtain any more. The world is changing and people should not leave their daughters handicapped in this new world.

Please let them go to school, let them learn a trade. There are girls like them growing up to be medical doctors, finance ministers, Opec president, etc. They don't have two heads. Give your daughters the opportunity to become something in life and contribute to humanity. It was a female doctor, God rest her soul, who lost her life to save Nigeria from Ebola.

Your daughters can be recognised in the world for they are as smart, intelligent and enterprising as other people's daughters if not more.

God be with us.
WebmastersRe: How To Integrate Online Payment In My Website by coolviv: 6:35pm On May 16, 2015
Go to your bank and request for it. Any other way is not secure for you or your clients.
CareerRe: Is It Right For A Pastor Work In An Alcohol Manufacturing Company? by coolviv: 4:13pm On Apr 23, 2015
RobinHez:
Hey brother, the wine being referred to is the one gotten from grape fruit (called grape juice), the same type used in the last supper, and not the alcoholic drink u think!
Thanks.
Hmm how do you know? Did they write it there?
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Photos Of Oritsefemi's Fiancee & Alleged Hacker, Blessing Rawa by coolviv: 1:40am On Apr 22, 2015
Wait ooo, did I hear someone say Oritsefemi is almost 40 years old? shocked Chisos!!! Wetin Fela talk again...wait make I remember..
FamilyRe: Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! by coolviv: 9:41pm On Apr 12, 2015
I think the bride price is for having the guy's children and not having sex with him which any girl can do.
PoliticsRe: Alleged Anti-igbo Comment: Catholic Church Group Tackles Oba Akiolu by coolviv: 11:56pm On Apr 11, 2015
lastpage:
All of a sudden ALL YORUBAS YOU KNOW have good and tight Igbo friends! shocked shocked

Cheesux Christ! Is it not the same Yorubas you guys were disparaging a few weeks ago when you predicted Jonathan was going to win the election with a landslide?

Yorubas aint daft, they know what it would mean for our dear Lagos, if we labored hard to kick Jonathan out of Aso Rock..... to then allow ourselves to be deceived back into Jonathan's PD.Pigs! shocked huh huh

C'mmon, give me a break!
Igbos trying a lame trick on people with superior intelligence since 1960! grin grin

Let our "tight friends" remain tight, we will still vote APC/Ambode! undecided

Lastpage!
I'm sorry to say, these rantings don't really make any sense in relation to my comment.
FamilyRe: Marriage With 80000 Salary Per Month? by coolviv: 7:26pm On Apr 10, 2015
All those saying don't have a child yet have forgotten where we are. Where after 2 months everybody will be looking at the wife's stomach, family n friends alike especially the man's family.

Any new couple must drop atleast one child to have their peace in this country sha. But its doable sha.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan's Message Ahead Of Tomorrows Election. by coolviv: 5:45pm On Apr 10, 2015
voxpopp:
Me I sha know without Ibos, Lagos will not develop. Look at the important fields of interest they are well known for.

Prostitution, selling of fake video game discs, fake cds and dvds, fake drugs, peddling of hard drugs, piracy, selling of gala on the highway, selling of okrika clothing items, selling fake vehicle spare parts, importing substandard china goods, importing and exporting aba made clones etc.

This activities are very vital to the economical success of Lagos.

We cannot do without them grin

They are very vital to us grin . Pls oba Akiolu, don't kill them for us. We also love their girls with their flat bald heads, moustache, yam legs, and hairy limbs grin
There is a large and bountiful market for these goods and services in Lagos, that's why the business is thriving.
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze gives Oba of Lagos 48 hours to withdraw threat to Igbos by coolviv: 12:31am On Apr 07, 2015
Ok ooo. Hope you say it to Allah at the mosque.
ManMountain:
Bleep you and your church! In Allah I trust.
PoliticsRe: Alleged Anti-igbo Comment: Catholic Church Group Tackles Oba Akiolu by coolviv: 12:25am On Apr 07, 2015
Wow!!,All the yorubas I know support Jimi Agbaje. In fact even before the presidential election, the mantra was Buhari for president and Jimi Agbaje for governor. I don't think that has changed especially now, most yorubas have good and tight Igbo friends, and relatives in Lagos whom they love and would not take this threat to their lives lightly.
lastpage:

In your dreams!
wink

Is it the Oba that would carry the PVC of majority Yorubas in lagos, to vote for Agbaje?

You think Lagosians are stewpid that they dont know the implication of voting for PDP/Jimi Agabje and thereby turning Lagos into an opposition state, once again, for the next 16years?

That is like undoing all the good works we did,.... culminating in the trouncing of PDP/Jonathan at the presidential polls!
Yorubas ain't that gullible ....and we dont practice Gra-Gra.

I know Igbos are just trying to find a way to get back at Yorubas, using this pathetic issue................. but we are aeons ahead of you guys, when it comes to mental capacity!
But please avoid getting close to the Lagoon O! I not fit carry Ibo man commot for water! wink wink grin grin


Lastpage!
PoliticsRe: Alleged Anti-igbo Comment: Catholic Church Group Tackles Oba Akiolu by coolviv: 12:20am On Apr 07, 2015
Right now,im just pitying all the Igbo people that have been religiously and prayerfully supporting APC. Its like the rug has just been pulled from under them. See where they are arguing and debating for Ambode, you ll think he is their relative. Now, they are being told that their love and passion is not needed, just vote or die.

Rude awakening one must say. Being singled out as if other tribes don't love Jimi Agbaje, yorubas inclusive, and yet only their tribe is threatened with death. Anyway you look at it, no Igbo man will have the heart to come out and vote for Ambode any more. Highest they will do is stay at home if they don't like Jimi Agbaje.

Quite unfortunate. No man's ego can take this hit no matter how much of a gentleman he is...SMH....
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze gives Oba of Lagos 48 hours to withdraw threat to Igbos by coolviv: 10:13pm On Apr 06, 2015
Ok oooo. Hope you say these things in your prayers when you go to church.
ManMountain:
God punish Ohaneze, we are waiting for this day to come in Lagos. Let see how Ibos survive this.
PoliticsRe: “God Owns Lagos, Entire Universe” – PDP Blasts Oba Of Lagos by coolviv: 9:37pm On Apr 06, 2015
I have viewed all the responses here and all I can say is if everyone here has watched 'Sometimes in April' or 'Hotel Rwanda', we would all unanimously and in the strongest terms possible condemn these comments. No tribe has the monopoly of violence, therefore one should not encourage such outrageous comments with the belief that they are safe because they belong to a certain tribe. When a war begins, it has no family or friends, everyone loses one way or another.

Let everyone vote who they want and whoever emerges the winner then so be it, everyone else falls in line.
PoliticsRe: Before You Cast Your Vote - A Message From General Buhari by coolviv: 9:00pm On Mar 25, 2015
If na debate now, he wont show up...
chemali:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJCakj6xUjE

"Allow me prove to you that in your lifetime you and your children can be proud of this country" - GMB
PoliticsRe: Shocking American Military Report On Chibok Girls by coolviv: 1:22pm On Mar 15, 2015
This could be true though. A serving soldier once told us that their instruction from above in the past 6 years was to defend against boko haram, never to attack. It is with the involvement of other countries now that boko haram is seeing problems because the soldiers are no longer under the control of the Nigerian government.

God is watching, the truth will come out some day. Until then.....

Sai God's will....
PoliticsFemi Fani Kayode: Buhari Has Cancer, Chronic Asthma And Dementia. by coolviv(op): 6:32pm On Feb 28, 2015
The spokesperson for the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) campaign organization, Femi Fani-Kayode has accused the All Progressives Congress (APC) of trying to force a dying man into office to achieve ulterior motives.

Femi Fani-Kayode has said that the leaders of the APC know that its Presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari has “prostate cancer, acute asthma and that he suffers from dementia” and as such wouldn’t last long in office if elected.

The PDP spokesperson stated that the major plan of the APC leadership is for Vice-Presidential candidate, Yemi Osinbajo to hand over to party leader, Bola Tinubu after Buhari’s likely demise.

Fani-Kayode stated this during a press conference on Friday, February 27.

“Since the formation of the APC it has been an open secret that Senator Ahmed Bola Tinubu is its national leader and also its biggest financier. The question that should agitate every Nigerian is why Tinubu has been investing heavily in the APC presidential project to such a point that he has single-handed produced the joint presidential ticket of Buhari and Osinbajo,” Fani-Kayode said.

“It should baffle well-meaning Nigerians why Senator Tinubu has decided to draft Buhari, despite his age, acrimonious background and questionable health status, into the presidential race whilst ensuring that his stooge, Osinbajo was foisted on the general as vice presidential candidate. The People’s Democratic Party (PDP) Presidential Campaign Organisation wishes to use this forum to expose the ungodly plan by Senator Tinubu to seize the presidency of Nigeria by subterfuge,” he added.

“Senator Tinubu, according to our information, has compelled Professor Osinbajo to swear to an oath that after six months in office, he would resign as the vice president, in the unlikely event that their party wins.The wicked plot, as laid out by them, is to force Professor Osinbajo to resign for Senator Tinubu to be nominated by General Buhari as his replacement. The ultimate objective of this plot is to ensure that Tinubu becomes President,” Fani Kayode continued.

Fani-Kayode accused Tinubu of basing his evil scheme on Buhari’s ‘questionable health.’

“The script is simple: given the questionable health of General Buhari, Senator Tinubu who is desperate to be president for his own selfisfh reasons will simply bid his time in the evil expectation that General Buhari will not be able to go the whole hog,” Fani-Kayode said.

“Becoming the vice president is not the destination but becoming the president! The agenda of the cabal within the APC is with the perceived health challenges of General Buhari. They have told themselves in hushed tones that he has prostate cancer, acute asthma and that he suffers from dementia. All structures around Buhari are all Tinubu’s structures. All the actors around Buhari that are driving his campaign behind the scenes are all Tinubu’s men,” the PDP spokesperson continued.

“Most of the covert funding for this campaign comes from Tinubu’s friend outside the country and from Tinubu himself. So, if he becomes President, Buhari will become virtually incapacitated and he will not be the one running the government. Those behind this plan would now be waiting for Buhari to pass on. That is what Tinubu want to do to the North and to Nigeria,” Fani-Kayode said

“Our candid advice to General Buhari is: Watch your back,” he concluded.

Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti has also repeatedly accused the APC of covering up Buhari’s true health status ».


Source: Pulseng.com
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Said Am Not A Wife Material, Plus Our Chat Pics by coolviv: 8:52am On Feb 24, 2015
@Op..listen. Is he your husband? No? But he performs the duty of a husband by providing a bit for you? Yes? Then try do a few wifely things too. No? Then keep on going as you are. But always make the bed you sleep in because you slept on it. Since you have this principle of not wanting to do wifely duties, you might want to reduce going to his place and even sleeping over to avoid these stories that touch. You could visit for like 30 mins to an hour, then go back to your father's house. Truth is you could do all these chores and he still leaves you to marry a girl who has never even gone to his house, so don't get it twisted.

However, the way he is listing your 'sins' is not particularly loving and I m not really feeling he loves you much( I could be wrong). Sooooo, you might want to remember you are still single and open yourself to other options. As a man of God once said, tying yourself to one man and forsaking all others should only be applicable to a married woman.

Stay blessed and happy.
PoliticsRe: See Ambode's CV! This Is What We Need In Lagos. by coolviv: 8:07am On Feb 24, 2015
Abeg o, no be dis same Ambode move Lagos state funds to Tinubu account wey Fashola come vex fire am, come get issues with Tinubu until he called him back to retire instead. Stealing is not corruption. When you say Ambode is corrupt, people will not really understand but if you call him a thief or 'Ole'. Then people understand perfectly.


Ambode na Oleeeeeeee!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Is This Nigerian Senator Sleeping Or Meditating On Duty? (photo) by coolviv: 8:00am On Feb 19, 2015
'Aye' not 'Hi'. Doesn't really look like he was sleeping though. Just facing down.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview Question That Threw Me Off-balance by coolviv: 10:08pm On Feb 16, 2015
Next time, tell them efficiency naturally leads to effectiveness. If you are efficient in the processes required to satisfy customers, you will satisfy customers and that satisfaction makes them do business with the company which makes you an effective employee to them.
FamilyRe: She Went To My Phone, Now She Is Threatening A Divorce. by coolviv: 9:59pm On Feb 13, 2015
Sis what if he gives you hiv? Will you ever forgive yourself for rendering your innocent children orphans? Marriage is tough though but one needs to think things through.
mutter:
If all women divorce their husbands for "cheating", how many marriages will still exist.
PoliticsRe: APC Insists On Card Readers;Opposes Use Of Soldiers For 2015 Elections. by coolviv: 9:23pm On Feb 13, 2015
Abeg let soldiers be there o. With all the threats of violence against one tribe and the other, it is very necessary that soldiers are stationed everywhere to prevent the loss of lives and property.
RomanceRe: Story Of How I Met Him, Should I Marry Him Or Not? by coolviv: 6:24pm On Feb 08, 2015
I dey fear, u guys bad mouthing her sister, take a second to analyze what she said, what kind of regular ok man, with all this money and being supposedly in love NEVER smiles? I mean seriously. @Op, I may be wrong but here is what my instinct tells me. He never smiles because he has a deep sorrow all his money can not fix...he may be impotent or sterile. Needs to buy u such that when u discover d truth, u might find it difficult to walk away. If he were not any of the above things, he would have mentioned marriage long before now. As it is, he is still strategizing on how to make sure he keeps you and you find it difficult to leave even if you want to. My 2 cents. May God help you. Hmm and,him,smiling only with you and not with your family whom he should be trying to win over is highly suspicious. Possibly plans to cut you off from them at the right time and makes sure they are so alienated, they don't try to look out for you or save u should you need them.
EducationRe: This Is A Mathematics Braintest... by coolviv: 4:02pm On Feb 08, 2015
Your parents are not wasting their money on your school fees. wink
xreal:
girl's age is 19
mother's age is 38, and
father's age is 43

when you add these three ages, you get 100.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Begins Town Hall Meetings by coolviv: 8:45pm On Feb 02, 2015
Habaaaaaa!!!! Why wont people tell themselves the truth. Even America the most modern and super power in the world today still debates. Aa ah? whats going on here? Are Apc supporters saying that in their deepest minds, they dont know that he is running away from being shown up not to be all that he is proclaimed to be?

Hmmm, i dont understand ooo, its like they ve used jazz on people, even wrong moves are applauded. Go for debate and still do town hall meetings if you want abi what is the meaning of all these nonsense sef...First debate, u say its pdp controlled, second neutral debate, u say u prefer town hall meeting. Wetin? Abeg make una park well jare..
RomanceRe: Some Unforeseen "Costs" Marriage Comes With. by coolviv: 8:45pm On Jan 26, 2015
Oga your name is sorry. Na your type go eventually dey go from pastor to babalawo, praying to hear the cry of a baby in your home.
Take am easy with all this your posing ooo, u never know what the future holds grin
malonephills:
yepppa! twins? One d tin I afraid of, t shuld happen like dAt na to carry the babies go ophanage home no dulling or make her mama and my own con join dey nurse em, orelse na oyo she go dey I swear
PoliticsRe: Two Female Suicide Bombers Hit GSM Market, Potiskum, Yobe State by coolviv: 9:05pm On Jan 11, 2015
I once in my ignorance made the comment that why can't Jonathan just send an army into boko haram hide outs and just wipe them out, then the person I directed the question to now said that what Nigerians don't understand is that boko haram are not just in the bush. They are the muslim man sitting next to you, your muslim colleague, your muslim customer in those insurgency torn states. He reminded me of the father that donated his daughter to them. He said that these boko haram are firmly integrated inside the citizenry and only prayers can help Nigeria be rid of them. May God help us all.
PoliticsRe: 2000 People Killed By Boko Haram In Baga, Borno State? by coolviv: 4:55pm On Jan 08, 2015
The problem is that our military have forgotten and or have ignored the indisputable fact that defense is the best form of attack. This is not a time to sit back and wait for boko haram to attack. They have to take the fight to them, hunt them down and take them out.

That is why people believe that the federal government is behind boko haram because they are not going after them aggressively, till now their weapons are still inferior and they are always chased out of their barracks or base when boko haram attacks. Whereas, ordinary untrained hunters defeat this same boko haram from time to time. Its just a bad situation. May God help us all.
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by coolviv: 12:50am On Jan 07, 2015
grin

RomanceRe: Describe This Type Of Love (photo) by coolviv: 12:38am On Jan 07, 2015
True love from the right(Perfect??) man.

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