₦airaland Forum

rheether:
But this your moniker sha. Tinubutoto kwa? Hian!

As in... I have been laughing hysterically since I saw it.

pendusky:


Rip.

Must we celebrate birthdays for beach ?

what happened to swimming pool if they need swim??

Lord have mercy!

May Our lives never serves as deterrent.

And what's the difference between a beach and a swimming pool?

I don't think they attempted to swim. They just strayed a bit further into the water and the wave was so strong that it swept them away from the shallow part where they stood.

Lesson: Be it swimming pool or beach, don't go near water if you can't swim.

You really don't want to drag with someone like Kemi in public because the chances of winning her in the public arena is slim.

Unless if you're dirty yourself!!

LEGALAide:
Meanwhile she was supposed to teach the old man how to fish and not buy him a couple of FISH.

Who else is ashamed of this show of shame?!

What fish can this old man catch at this stage.

Should he be given contracts to supply diesel to the Presidency or we should give him Federal Government grant for entrepreneurs?

Dude, old men like these just need a roof over their heads and three square meals (I bet he can't even finish a ball of fufu).

Just so you could score a few points, you thought you were making sense but you haven't.

What you should be asking for is a welfare package for people Nigerians aged 60/65 years and above.

My question is - At the end of the training, I'd it guaranteed that they will give out loans?

Pls you guys should provide an answer.

Countryman1:
Dude.
Abeg just incase, when arsenal dey win league so I can stop being taunted, abeg.

I'm tired of being taunted that I don't send taunters (if there is any word like that) anymore.

I tire for social media.

A Nigerian plaits her hair (like its alien for her to do so) and it becomes news on the web. I give up on you guys.

amandy:
Four sevice boats are needed urgently for slop evacuation. 300 to 500 metric tonnes capacity with class. Contact Mr Emmanuel ,KZN Oils Nigeria Limited,+2348078291333

We are involved in passenger boats.

Kindly expanciate more on "slop evacuation" and "300 to 500 metric tonne with class ".

naijapresdo2023:
You don't understand politics, Amaechi lost the game.

If you say Amaechi lost the game, then you know nothing about the game.

ChappyChase:
This is strange, a lady stand up for a fellow lady, in a competition ! Truly this is End Time!!!

I think not. I doubt if she will have stood up for her colleague if the organisers had made good their promises to her.

omenka:
I pray Chukwu Okike Alabama give you people some sense.

The bolded is not fair na....

I am yet to receive a mail from them. I hope its in batches and will receive my own o..

Tunjox2007@yahoo.com

Cool car. I'm thinking of also purchasing it. Anybody knows where I can get the 07/08 model? It will be highly appreciated.

SAMBARRY:
YEs but not at 13

The girl is just 4 so where did 13 come from
Well be it 4 or 13 or 18, the fact I mentioned above still stands.

SAMBARRY:
Timaya has a lot of work to do to ward off awon boiz

No matter what a man does to ward off boys off his daughter, she will eventually end up in the hands of one guy or many guys.

That's a fact of life!!!!!!

MotherConfesor:
Atleast he is not stealing.... Instead of arresting him, buy him a truck

And which account should they draw the money from - Excess Crude Account, Sovereign Wealth Fund, Foreign reserve, CBN or 13% Derivative Funds for oil producing states?

If government were to replace all our cars for it being rickety, which money will they now use to run other areas of our lives?

iTS VERY EXPENSIVE TO INSTALL AND MAINTAIN

Nigeria only relies on oil and you expect your economy to grow fast when oil prices has declined? Do you all notice there is no oil producing nation on the list.

Until we diversify our economy will Nigeria witness real growth and not the growth you recorded on paper especially by the last administration.

mrlaw93:
The mother needs to be jailed. How can a boy drop outta school at d tender age of three.

shine your eyes well. The story said primary three and not age three. An average primary three student is 7/8 years old.

I know you will still say that a 7/8 year old kid dropping out isn't right but this is Nigeria where we have underage kids hawking all over the country and the authorities do not do anything to correct that.

Chinwendym:
Mr eye witness how did you know he was a police sergeant undercover? Did he introduce himself to you? If he did then he just blew his cover for any future operatives and its so unprofessional! And you didn't even assist him when the robber was beating him black and blue(colours of their uniform )
Odiegwu.

In that kind of circumstance, it is you that will even blow your cover as a result of the punches you received. And to ensure the guy doesn't beat him and go shot free, he had to raise an alarm for his fellow officers to come to his aid.

amarachi06:
This man should be called the "Social Media OBA" Yoruba's forgive me but it has been in my mind for a long time and l can't bear it anymore.

Don't forget we are in an Era of photography. Every message is conveyed in pictures now.

The Ooni is not on twitter, Facebook, Instagram, badoo etc. therefore you can't blame the Oba, blame the hungry bloggers who just steal pictures and tag it all in a bid to generate traffic to their sites.

Barbey:
@tundebj, after your company incorporation, the next step is to register with FIRS for VAT and get your Tax Identification Number (TIN), you also need the TIN to open your company account.
2. You up to 6months grace from the date of incorporation to start filling your VAT returns with the FIRS (VAT is charged by you on goods and services rendered to customers, not on you, and it's not a fixed amount)
3. Failure to file VAT return is what attracts a penalty of N10,000 for the first month and N5,000 for the subsequent month as far as the default continues.
4. For Company Income Tax, you have 18months from the date of incorporation for new companies, subsequently, at the end of each accounting year, to file your audited account and pay the tax due each year.

When you have a good consultant, you do not have to worry at all.
At INCE Consulting Limited, we do not just register or incorporate your business, we advise, guide and walk with you along all your tax issues, records and accounting which is very very important in making sure your business is not over taxed, and many other business development services.

Our responsibility is to render quality service to you and help you cut cost.
Our services are very affordable.

Presently we are offering a 20% price slash on all business registration/incorporation till 31st of May, 2016.
That is LLC incorporation (1m shares) N60,000 and Business Name Registration N24,000 while Trustee is N128,000.

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Desperate Fayose trying hard to cover Aluko's mouth all in a bid to keep him quiet.

gbokukueba:
When contacted, Belami who is also the convener of the Nigeria Rebirth Project and President, Cabinet-X Africa said, ‘’ [/b]it’s true that I lost My BMW X 6 V8 5.0 ltrs twin turbo to an explosion[b]

For someone that just escaped death by the whiskers appears he is more pained losing the car than escaping death...

When contacted, Belami who is also the convener of the Nigeria Rebirth Project and President, Cabinet-X Africa said, ‘’ it’s true that I lost My BMW X 6 V8 5.0 ltrs twin turbo to an explosion. But God saved me and my Driver. Nobody was hurt. The enemy wanted me dead in the car, but God took control. There was a one hour delay in picking me up after washing the car only for the car to explode without any sign on the dashboard screen. I give God all the Glory for saving me and my driver. The police will start investigation as to what caused the explosion tomorrow.’’

Speaking further on the worth of the car, Belami said even though the car cost him N13m, the loss was insignificant compared to his life. He said, ‘’ I’m happy because I’m alive to tell the story. The car is actually worth N13m, but that’s insignificant to me now.’’

Dude, is it that you weren't patient enough to read the news till the end or is that you have a problem with your eyesight that you missed where he said the bolded above (no insult intended)?
@ overlord77, it seems you too didn't read the news till the end.

Even though we are all aware that the country is difficult at the moment, there are some people who are damn lazy!

One area boy whom i knew to be a thug and lazy ass when we were growing up suddenly (not that we were even friends while growing up) stumbled into me and since wednesday 23rd March 2016, i have had countless missed calls on my phone from him for help (when my salary at the moment is not even enough for me).

This was a lay about and almost good for nothing since when he was in his teens!Now that he's in his 30's, its still the same story. I learnt that he's got kids with 4 different women and still chasing after herb sellers and women of that kind. He also never invested anything when he was the vice-chairman of their so called okada riders association.

Now what will you say in this guy's case i mentioned above? My verdict is this guy is just a lazy ass who chose not to do anything meaningful when he could have.

At times, our present economic situation is not caused by government or the downturn in the country's economy but our own stupid choices we made when things were much better.

I have been searching the Internet for sample palm oil business plans all to no avail.

Whoever has a copy should please forward to - tunjox2007@yahoo.com.

The gesture will be appreciated.

praizeblog:
I dnt even understand

Thats what blogging is about now. Every God damned thing is now news!!!

charix:
It's a neck exercise done to strengthen one's neck against an opponent's punches and similar strikes. It's also serves the purpose of strengthening the soldier's mind and body.

thanks for the education.

Won fo ori do ile (they are using their heads to sex the ground).

Sunnypar:
Second to the last may not work because most Okada operators don't even have crash helmet let alone for their passengers.

The okadas that are caught will bear the brunt for the others.

Nwaisuochi:
Two muderers who killed innocent Biafrans just because they said they don't wanna be part of their animal kingdom. Don't worry, ICC is waiting for you two. Senile narcissistic psychopaths!

ICC ko, ABA ni! Appears you are still living in fantasy world. Dude, the world has moved on.