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Nigeria only relies on oil and you expect your economy to grow fast when oil prices has declined? Do you all notice there is no oil producing nation on the list.

Until we diversify our economy will Nigeria witness real growth and not the growth you recorded on paper especially by the last administration.

mrlaw93:
The mother needs to be jailed. How can a boy drop outta school at d tender age of three.

shine your eyes well. The story said primary three and not age three. An average primary three student is 7/8 years old.

I know you will still say that a 7/8 year old kid dropping out isn't right but this is Nigeria where we have underage kids hawking all over the country and the authorities do not do anything to correct that.

Chinwendym:
Mr eye witness how did you know he was a police sergeant undercover? Did he introduce himself to you? If he did then he just blew his cover for any future operatives and its so unprofessional! And you didn't even assist him when the robber was beating him black and blue(colours of their uniform )
Odiegwu.

In that kind of circumstance, it is you that will even blow your cover as a result of the punches you received. And to ensure the guy doesn't beat him and go shot free, he had to raise an alarm for his fellow officers to come to his aid.

amarachi06:
This man should be called the "Social Media OBA" Yoruba's forgive me but it has been in my mind for a long time and l can't bear it anymore.

Don't forget we are in an Era of photography. Every message is conveyed in pictures now.

The Ooni is not on twitter, Facebook, Instagram, badoo etc. therefore you can't blame the Oba, blame the hungry bloggers who just steal pictures and tag it all in a bid to generate traffic to their sites.

Barbey:
@tundebj, after your company incorporation, the next step is to register with FIRS for VAT and get your Tax Identification Number (TIN), you also need the TIN to open your company account.
2. You up to 6months grace from the date of incorporation to start filling your VAT returns with the FIRS (VAT is charged by you on goods and services rendered to customers, not on you, and it's not a fixed amount)
3. Failure to file VAT return is what attracts a penalty of N10,000 for the first month and N5,000 for the subsequent month as far as the default continues.
4. For Company Income Tax, you have 18months from the date of incorporation for new companies, subsequently, at the end of each accounting year, to file your audited account and pay the tax due each year.

When you have a good consultant, you do not have to worry at all.
At INCE Consulting Limited, we do not just register or incorporate your business, we advise, guide and walk with you along all your tax issues, records and accounting which is very very important in making sure your business is not over taxed, and many other business development services.

Our responsibility is to render quality service to you and help you cut cost.
Our services are very affordable.

Presently we are offering a 20% price slash on all business registration/incorporation till 31st of May, 2016.
That is LLC incorporation (1m shares) N60,000 and Business Name Registration N24,000 while Trustee is N128,000.

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Desperate Fayose trying hard to cover Aluko's mouth all in a bid to keep him quiet.

gbokukueba:
When contacted, Belami who is also the convener of the Nigeria Rebirth Project and President, Cabinet-X Africa said, ‘’ [/b]it’s true that I lost My BMW X 6 V8 5.0 ltrs twin turbo to an explosion[b]

For someone that just escaped death by the whiskers appears he is more pained losing the car than escaping death...

When contacted, Belami who is also the convener of the Nigeria Rebirth Project and President, Cabinet-X Africa said, ‘’ it’s true that I lost My BMW X 6 V8 5.0 ltrs twin turbo to an explosion. But God saved me and my Driver. Nobody was hurt. The enemy wanted me dead in the car, but God took control. There was a one hour delay in picking me up after washing the car only for the car to explode without any sign on the dashboard screen. I give God all the Glory for saving me and my driver. The police will start investigation as to what caused the explosion tomorrow.’’

Speaking further on the worth of the car, Belami said even though the car cost him N13m, the loss was insignificant compared to his life. He said, ‘’ I’m happy because I’m alive to tell the story. The car is actually worth N13m, but that’s insignificant to me now.’’

Dude, is it that you weren't patient enough to read the news till the end or is that you have a problem with your eyesight that you missed where he said the bolded above (no insult intended)?
@ overlord77, it seems you too didn't read the news till the end.

Even though we are all aware that the country is difficult at the moment, there are some people who are damn lazy!

One area boy whom i knew to be a thug and lazy ass when we were growing up suddenly (not that we were even friends while growing up) stumbled into me and since wednesday 23rd March 2016, i have had countless missed calls on my phone from him for help (when my salary at the moment is not even enough for me).

This was a lay about and almost good for nothing since when he was in his teens!Now that he's in his 30's, its still the same story. I learnt that he's got kids with 4 different women and still chasing after herb sellers and women of that kind. He also never invested anything when he was the vice-chairman of their so called okada riders association.

Now what will you say in this guy's case i mentioned above? My verdict is this guy is just a lazy ass who chose not to do anything meaningful when he could have.

At times, our present economic situation is not caused by government or the downturn in the country's economy but our own stupid choices we made when things were much better.

I have been searching the Internet for sample palm oil business plans all to no avail.

Whoever has a copy should please forward to - tunjox2007@yahoo.com.

The gesture will be appreciated.

praizeblog:
I dnt even understand

Thats what blogging is about now. Every God damned thing is now news!!!

charix:
It's a neck exercise done to strengthen one's neck against an opponent's punches and similar strikes. It's also serves the purpose of strengthening the soldier's mind and body.

thanks for the education.

Won fo ori do ile (they are using their heads to sex the ground).

Sunnypar:
Second to the last may not work because most Okada operators don't even have crash helmet let alone for their passengers.

The okadas that are caught will bear the brunt for the others.

Nwaisuochi:
Two muderers who killed innocent Biafrans just because they said they don't wanna be part of their animal kingdom. Don't worry, ICC is waiting for you two. Senile narcissistic psychopaths!

ICC ko, ABA ni! Appears you are still living in fantasy world. Dude, the world has moved on.

All I see is an empty land run over by a tractor.

We have got the most useless military in the world when it comes to the act of civilian brutality.

timidapsin:
APC's Bayelsa Governorship Candidate Timipre Sylva Distributing alcoholic drinks to youths for them to get high and cause havoc during His Campaign.

dude you're dull not for the whole comment but just the bolded.

Tracy66:
Nothing were we no go see from HAUSA inventors o. Lmao

Guys can you rock this new HAUSA native design where you cufflink your trousers?? -



See more at: http://www.enekem.com/2016/01/what-is-this-hausa-designer-adds.html?m=1

I guess you are not fashion conscious.

I have been rocking native wear cuff-linked wears for close to 4 years now.

Whom do we believe now -

South African police or Nigerian (igbo) protesters?

Unfortunately, the latter may not be believed because of its antecedents I the drugs trade !!!

Namzy:
Y waste motorcycles

Do you think the military will have the time to start packing the motorcycles for their own use? aof which they don't use it for their operations.

How about if it has been rigged with explosives?

It's better to just burn the same thing and forget about it.

These are the real heroes of Nigeria.

sweetgala:
2 - Safety

PH is the Capital of kidnapping in Nigeria, it is also in proximity to the MEND and ND vandalism and piracy. Why would a ship ladden with goods worth millions of dollars go near such a port, some of these foreign owned and registered ships are not even insured to go near onne.

It is up to the PH SG and governors forum of that GP zone to resolve the security issues for their own benefit. You can't blame a bunch of Yoruba people in Lagos for the actions of PH and ND citiEnrry and it's effect.

Sweetgala, I must confess, you are just too intelligent. You correctly highligted the reasons so as to school the uninformed ones.

@ realityshot, you guys should clear your heads of this mentality that hausa /fulani and yorubas are your problems and therefore your enemies. Your region is not the only one sidelined in Nigeria. Infact, all regions and the masses are the ones that have been sidelined.

I can relate with the security reason highlighted above. let me tell you a personal experience. My company would have loved to commence ferry business that would run through the whole of SS but for the militancy, kidnapping and pirate activities there, they moved the business to Benin and Ghana which will commence in the second quarter of this year.

@chiefobdk, if I hear say kidnapping no dey SS again. Also Read the paragraph above

Are you to blame? is the SS region to blame? is my company to blame. The answer is NO. It's just unfortunate the way things have turned out in Nigeria

May God heal Nigeria

Im interested in buying a boat therefore Kindly repost a pic with a better view of the boat.

Don't you have like 20 seater boats? How about used outboard engines?

How much will it cost to register a Limited Liability Company and how many days will it take to get it registered?

And less I forget, I have done name search by myself and the name has been reserved for 60 days.

he may not need the finger to drive

The first part of the attack on the Shiites whereby 3 of his sons were killed was carried out under his master's (Jonathan)watch but he didn't say this, Why his he now saying this now? Oh i forget! He's in the opposition now so he has to keep talking to be heard. Bloody hypocrite.

Thumbs up for the business ideas.

Any ideas how we can raise capital?

zubizareta:
Lol. Funny story... as we are filling this report, he is still writing his confessions..

Well, I want all of them arrested and jailed if indeed names have been mentioned.. But this is APC, that's how they lied to us that US gave them a list of thieves that stole our money with evidences.. Till today, list we no see, stolen money we no see.. They just made that story up to justify the wasteful visit to USA. Let's hope this isn't another cover up story in the name of creating impression that they are fighting corruption..
We are still waiting on updates on Dezani story oo.. Though they said probe would start soon.

No be the list Dasuki, Bafarawa and Dokpesi comot from??

You talk say you no see stolen money, in the next few months when dem round dem up u go start to dey see am.

DaBullIT:
You are making sense

VIN works even in Nigeria to determine time of purchase / ownership

Who thefuck is shipping cars to terrorists , i mean brand new toyota hilux cars

I don't think VIN works the moment a tokunbo car changes hands with a Nigerian on Naija soil. Does FRSC, VIO, MVAA have the Vin numbers of all cars in Nigeria? Just asking.....

Basketmouth don start to leak again!

That's my favourite Nigerian artiste. I just like how silly he his in his movies. Who knows his movie titled "Udoh"? I really can't remember precisely the year of release but I think its 2004/2005 or there about. The movie was very funny!