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Culture › Re: COVID-19: Ooni Ogunwusi Visits Ondo, Donates Fumigation Vehicles (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:32pm On Apr 30, 2020
Ivimilly:
Which kind talk be that grin
grin grin
Pets › Re: Our Security Guard At Eku Hospital Just Shot This Monkey Dead. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:28pm On Apr 30, 2020
NairalandDoctor:
I can't even imagine eating a monkey
Neither can I bro. I like bushmeat though, so I might have done so inadvertently.
Culture › Re: COVID-19: Ooni Ogunwusi Visits Ondo, Donates Fumigation Vehicles (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:19pm On Apr 30, 2020
LaIabobo:
b
Wetinhuh


DonMustafa:
The gods wear mask


I thought there is inter state lockdown. How is he moving around?
E tire me too ooo
Health › Re: Cobra Swallows A Whole Body Towel, Specialists Remove It (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:17pm On Apr 30, 2020
Obobs... Sure say no be HUNVID 19 dey worry dat maciji sohuh

Lalasticlala your snake don do this kind one beforehuh
Politics › Re: Former Civilian Governor Of Borno State Is Dead by DanseMacabre(m): 5:16pm On Apr 30, 2020
Namehuh
Health › Re: Just In!!! Nigerian Priests Invent COVID-19 Drug by DanseMacabre(m): 5:14pm On Apr 30, 2020
ChybuzzDD:
Do they conduct trials in Nigeria before jumping out to announce how they've discovered 'cure' for coronavirus?
Check out all the ones that had announced theirs before now, including Prof Maurice Iwu, if you still hear anything about them.
There's no where in the world a cure for an illness is announced far before conducting trials for the said drug. That would be pure madness
It seems most Nigerians have psychiatric problems.
I just had a good laugh bro. You're extremely correct. I think our madness is what has kept us alive this long sef
Health › Re: Please Stay Safe, It's Now Survival Of The Strongest by DanseMacabre(m): 5:11pm On Apr 30, 2020
Asabe4:
Fair point.

We hope so, as we cannot afford to get to the level of some of these other countries.
On God.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Kogi State COVID-19 Isolation Center Destroyed By Rain In Lokoja by DanseMacabre(m): 5:05pm On Apr 30, 2020
shocked shocked To think I saw this on an earlier thread and dismissed it as fake news...

Lol na canopy dem carry build isolation centre for this rainy seasonhuh
Health › Re: Please Stay Safe, It's Now Survival Of The Strongest by DanseMacabre(m): 5:04pm On Apr 30, 2020
Asabe4:
@the bolded, why do you think so?
It's simple. It's getting to two months since the virus hit Nigeria. As witnessed in other countries, by now we should be close to peaking, but the death toll, despite the lacklustre number of people tested, has been quite minimal. This, in my opinion, shows that the virus is not as adverse here as in other countries.
Culture › Re: COVID-19: Ooni Ogunwusi Visits Ondo, Donates Fumigation Vehicles (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m):
Nice gesture.

But I think say Ooni na Oracle. Why him dey wear maskhuh
Politics › Re: Some States Playing Politics With COVID-19 To Get Money - Northern Elders Forum by DanseMacabre(m):
The most docile, hypocritical, inactive and uninfluential pressure group in Nigeria.


Name the states make we hear na, not all this speculation
Politics › Re: "Is Abia State The Reason Trump Called Nigeria A Shithole"- Facebook User(PICS) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:50pm On Apr 30, 2020
ABlAstate:
You are a despicable liar. So is this erosion? Maybe you need a dictionary to know the meaning of erosion. Is this condition of roads in Aba caused by erosion?
Guy easy na. Person dey chow.
Politics › Re: "Is Abia State The Reason Trump Called Nigeria A Shithole"- Facebook User(PICS) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:48pm On Apr 30, 2020
HeadShot:
Any state that has been producing thieves as governors since 99 till date ought to be dirty...

The thief called Ochendo and his son should be rotting away in prison only if Nigeria was a sane country
By the bolded, do you mean T A Orji? Na execute dem suppose execute dat one na.
Health › Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:39pm On Apr 30, 2020
sweetsell:
Foolish despicable Igbos like you will always have something senseless to say even if Trump showed a video of such.
Lol. Who give you phone?
Health › Re: List Of States With COVID-19 Deaths In Nigeria by DanseMacabre(m): 4:22pm On Apr 30, 2020
When when Borno enter dem don get five alreadyhuh

But Kano own don pass 200 naaa
Health › Re: Chinese Food Street Which Sells Scorpions, Centipedes & Fried Insects Re-opened by DanseMacabre(m): 4:20pm On Apr 30, 2020
Nawa o. Shey dis chinkos no get crase for head sohuh
Politics › Re: "Is Abia State The Reason Trump Called Nigeria A Shithole"- Facebook User(PICS) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:16pm On Apr 30, 2020
sarrki:
Ikpeazu is a disaster
You're a patriot sir. grin
Politics › Re: "Is Abia State The Reason Trump Called Nigeria A Shithole"- Facebook User(PICS) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:11pm On Apr 30, 2020
grin

That's the problem with low-brained Nigerians, taking everything literally.


Trump said that because Nigeria is governed by someone he'd earlier referred to as lifeless, and by extension all Nigerians irrespective of tribe, political affiliation or religion.

Anyway, I trust that if this thread goes anywhere, denizens of Aba would bring out corresponding pictures for whatever region you're from.

Truth be told, Aba use style dirty sha. Lol.
Health › Re: Please Stay Safe, It's Now Survival Of The Strongest by DanseMacabre(m): 4:04pm On Apr 30, 2020
Very true sir. All your points are valid, but at this point, I think it's clear that this virus has not and might not ravage Nigeria the way it has done other countries.

Save for Kano, mass deaths are not what the government can suppress for too long, especially with the proliferation ofvarious social media now.
To the common Nigerian who depends on a daily income to survive (estimated at 70% by various sources), hunger is a clearer and more present danger than COVID 19, hence the hysteria about being locked down for too long.
Health › Re: Just In!!! Nigerian Priests Invent COVID-19 Drug by DanseMacabre(m): 3:59pm On Apr 30, 2020
Lol.

Great, if true.

I'm only interested in who the lab rats used in conducting the trials for this wonderful unprecedented drug are...
Politics › Re: Sanwo Olu Blames Late Airport Border Closures For Covid-19 Spread- PUNCH by DanseMacabre(m): 3:57pm On Apr 30, 2020
Nice one. It can easily be deciphered as 'Sanwo-Olu Blames Buhari...'

Great.
Politics › Re: Edo State Government In Search Of Coronavirus Patient by DanseMacabre(m): 3:56pm On Apr 30, 2020
Linkhuh
Culture › Re: Kyari El-Kanemi, Shehu Of Bama, Died Of Coronavirus Disease - Sahara Reporters by DanseMacabre(m): 3:54pm On Apr 30, 2020
Nawa for Nigeria o.

Every gaddem thing is politicised, even death is not left out. Smdh.
Politics › Re: Zamfara To Osun: Planned Deportation Of Northern Youths Unlawful by DanseMacabre(m): 3:47pm On Apr 30, 2020
MisterGrace:
The 1 million boys, are they operating in Osun state?
Is Amutekun only functional in Osun Statehuh
Politics › Re: Did President Trump Stylishly Deny Speaking With President Buhari??? (video) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:45pm On Apr 30, 2020
Blessynokoro:
Hahahaha...

You think Trump is brain dead too?

What about I spoke today with the President of Nigeria?
If you observe, he called all the precious presidents/leaders by name. It's simple psychology. Of course if you've not watched the video I'm wasting my time.
Romance › Re: Should I Continue The Relationship Or Let Her Go? by DanseMacabre(m): 3:35pm On Apr 30, 2020
You'll be called simp a lot on this thread. Thicken your skin, and you're good to go.


Modified**

I read through the whole story. You be simpleton true true. angry
Politics › Re: Did President Trump Stylishly Deny Speaking With President Buhari??? (video) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:29pm On Apr 30, 2020
I saw the hesitation in the video. I'm anti-Buhari, but I think the honest truth is that Trump forgot his (Buhari's) name. I think Trump was actually smart enough in this instance to say 'Nigeria'. It might have been awkward to ask on live T.V.

If you watch the video closely you'll understand.
Business › Re: Content Writers Needed by DanseMacabre(m): 3:25pm On Apr 30, 2020
Hello. I'm interested. How do I contact you?

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