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Celebrities › Re: Chioma's 25th Birthday: Aloma DMW And Davido's House Staff Sing For The Chef Ch by DanseMacabre(m): 3:23pm On Apr 30, 2020
Raph82:
She knew she was going to be living amidst gangsters in d 1st place. I think she knew what she wanted wanted, so no big deal about dat.
True bro, but at a point it has got to get to someone from a 'modest' background. But as you said, yeah, it's her choice.

Good day.
Politics › Re: Zinat Abebi Omotowo Is Dead! MC Oluomo's Mother Dies by DanseMacabre(m): 2:27pm On Apr 30, 2020
Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi raji'un.

87 years. Mama try well. She follow among people wey enjoy Nigeria small.
Politics › Re: Fayemi Appoints Femi Adeoye As COVID-19 Ambassador After Refusing His Son Entry by DanseMacabre(m): 2:26pm On Apr 30, 2020
Audio appointment.

Family › Re: My Girlfriend Confessed To Having Multiple Abortions For Her Ex by DanseMacabre(m): 2:24pm On Apr 30, 2020
olabrinks:
Yes ohh lol then when she thought I was pregnant for her son, she told me her life story, telling me she’s had eight abortions and that if I’m really pregnant she will take me to the abortion clinic herself. Thank God it was just a pregnancy scare, very useless woman.
Hahahahahahaha the woman woke no be small.
Family › Re: My Girlfriend Confessed To Having Multiple Abortions For Her Ex by DanseMacabre(m): 2:15pm On Apr 30, 2020
olabrinks:
If it’s in her past, it’s in her past. The fact that she’s had multiple abortions should prove that she’s very fertile and she’s capable of having children in the future. Yes, abortions are terrible I’m totally against it. My ex boyfriends mother had eight abortions she still managed to have 3 boys. If you’re so concerned, then both of you should go for fertility tests before getting married.
Eight kehuh E sure me die say she don abort the person wey for make Nigeria better.
Family › Re: My Girlfriend Confessed To Having Multiple Abortions For Her Ex by DanseMacabre(m): 2:08pm On Apr 30, 2020
Lol.

You still dey console yourself. Of course 'more than two' could be four, then yet again it could be twenty.

Since na advice you dey find, oga if you really love am wan marry am get children, try impregnate am first. If you no wan kids that badly, go ahead and marry.

For me some things are better left unsaid. If you like make you be Virgin Mary, the instant you telll me say you don do 'more than two' abortions, omo na sizwe bansi get me o.
Politics › Re: *How Obaseki’s Former Chief Of Staff Was Blackmailed Into Resigning From Office* by DanseMacabre(m): 2:01pm On Apr 30, 2020
Nawa o. Is there any government functionary or politician, living or dead, in the whole of this Nigeria without corruption skeletons in the closethuh
Pets › Re: Our Security Guard At Eku Hospital Just Shot This Monkey Dead. by DanseMacabre(m): 1:57pm On Apr 30, 2020
Where meat even dey for the bodyhuh
Career › Re: Beware Of Iheanacho CHINYENWA... photo attached. by DanseMacabre(m): 1:54pm On Apr 30, 2020
seunlayi:
Which state. Hop it is not lockdown? I don't expect her to murder her business because of 3,800.
What if she gather that #3,800 each from 100 peoplehuh
Celebrities › Re: Luth Should Explain Why Nneka Died, Not Me - Plastic Surgeon by DanseMacabre(m): 1:51pm On Apr 30, 2020
All that enhanced nyash just wasted in vain. angry
Romance › Re: A Nairalanders Fitness Challenge by DanseMacabre(m): 1:48pm On Apr 30, 2020
Do you ball (b-ball)?

Great chest , though your legs could do with more squats.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri On PMB Borrowing by DanseMacabre(m): 1:31pm On Apr 30, 2020
#EconomicAlmajiri.

Nuff said.
Crime › Re: Help!!! My Access Bank Account Was Cleared Without Any Transaction by DanseMacabre(m): 1:26pm On Apr 30, 2020
Quietly:
a real scammer can never spear him 1k in his acc.... it maybe within inside the branch...
Him say na 41 naira remain oooo not 41 thousand.
Health › Re: 25-Year-Old Man Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 1:20pm On Apr 30, 2020
Most likely underlying health complications.

God epp me I wan stop cigar today so o. embarassed
Politics › Re: Father Rejects Son Video: Fayemi Suspends Aide by DanseMacabre(m): 1:19pm On Apr 30, 2020
The father na fccking snitch. grin
Romance › Re: What Men Want From Ladies (sex Sex Sex) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:17pm On Apr 30, 2020
What elsehuh
Health › Re: French Dentists Pose Naked To Protest Against Lack Of PPE (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:01pm On Apr 30, 2020
ogbuefi677:
Number 3.
If she gimme,I go graciously collect grin
Guy I go collect from 80% of them.
Health › Re: French Dentists Pose Naked To Protest Against Lack Of PPE (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:00pm On Apr 30, 2020
Chai all these female French make o! Damn sexy.

Hmm first Jamus, now France...abeg make the trend do reach Nigeria. Although we no even get at all so we suppose dey fully nude do our own.
Romance › Re: The Effects Of Redpills. by DanseMacabre(m): 12:54pm On Apr 30, 2020
KenBen217:
at least...hes better than you who think his ambition in life is to be rubbished by women
Udonminit.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Man Whose Picture Was Tied In A Juju Bag Have Been Identified As A Pastor - by DanseMacabre(m): 12:51pm On Apr 30, 2020
Daz mean na him fellow pastor competitor wey cry HIT for am. undecided
Politics › Re: Goni, Kyari, ModuSheriff, Elkanemi Death: Borno Lost 4 Red Cap Elders In 2 Weeks by DanseMacabre(m):
Say na 'red cap' elder grin

Guy you funny o.

kestolove95:
Abba kyari na him open market.... how I wish buhari is from borno..
But him no dey wear red cap na...Use your head.
Business › Re: List And Names Of SCAMMERS by DanseMacabre(m): 12:46pm On Apr 30, 2020
NCDC
Politics › Re: How To Pull Nigeria From The Brink - Atiku Abubakar by DanseMacabre(m): 12:41pm On Apr 30, 2020
'It is crude thinking to...abunnan ...something... abunnan on crude oil.'



Nice pun.
Celebrities › Re: Chioma's 25th Birthday: Aloma DMW And Davido's House Staff Sing For The Chef Ch by DanseMacabre(m):
I wonder as Chioma go feel living in the midst of gangsters 24/7.

She dey even cover face...

Politics › Re: Coronavirus: House Of Reps May Pass Bill To Make Vaccination Compulsory by DanseMacabre(m): 12:30pm On Apr 30, 2020
grin grin

No be mark of the beast way bible warn us sohuh grin
Celebrities › Re: Rishi Kapoor Dies Of Leukaemia Aged 67 by DanseMacabre(m): 10:20am On Apr 30, 2020
Wetinhuh This death news don do na...


So now should we say thank God it's not Coronahuh
Politics › Re: Tobias Okwuru: APC Clarifies Buhari's Appointment Of 'Dead' Ex Lawmaker by DanseMacabre(m): 10:05am On Apr 30, 2020
Lol. What these mediocre idiots don't seem to understand is that the more they defend Buhari's blunders, the more inept and incompetent they make him seem.


Say him die since February. grin This is two full months and the almighty Presidency no know say nominee don die. Say the family dey late to talk. Kai... huh grin

And we don even forget o, na una come dey remind us again. grin grin
Health › Re: Kano Deaths: ‘41% Showed COVID-19 Symptom’ — New Survey Sheds Light by DanseMacabre(m): 10:01am On Apr 30, 2020
Kano's in serious soup. COVID 19 is deadly enough because of the dysfunctional health infrastructure in Nigeria, but Kano's case is exacerbated by poor environmental and physical hygiene, religious fanaticism that leads to fatalism, poverty and an overwhelming primitivism.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Have Healed COVID-19 Patients – Apostle Suleman Responds To Witches by DanseMacabre(m): 9:51am On Apr 29, 2020
Another showman with delusions of grandeur.
Career › Re: Mass Retirement Of Senior NDDC Staff Looms by DanseMacabre(m): 9:46am On Apr 29, 2020
Lol. Akpabio come finally cast this place sha. Between NDDC and NNPC ah no even know which one corrupt pass.
Romance › Re: HELP!!! Genotype And Sex Life by DanseMacabre(m): 9:45am On Apr 29, 2020
frozen70:
What is a one minute man doing in a brothel ❓

You want him to go and disgrace himself further
At least him go dey anonymous.

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