₦airaland Forum

majamajic:
I don waka waka too much

Bro even without the waka. The Arabic on that van suppose give the OP hint say no be Europe be that...

Well...the pictures can be a bit misleading if one fails to put into consideration that the before was taken just a day before the lockdown was to commence, hence the massive throng due to panic buying.


Bata isn't as crowded on an average day.


Kofar Wambai for instance would have made for a good comparison.


*Modified*

Here's a (danarrewa) pic of what the same location looks like normally.

To be very blunt, I don't see any reason, other than being a narcissistic troll, why anyone would open such a thread if not for gross lack of self esteem.

Very good suggestions OP. But I can assure you this can only work in really urban communities.

Imagine how Kano's rate of infection ia increasing exponentially even with the limited amount of tests being carried out.

Anyone who knows Kano well knows that achieving house-to-house testing, complete with your suggestions on social safety nets, would be a Herculean task.

Such a scenario would be extremely difficult to undertake in Kawo, for instance, out of many others.

majamajic:
This can't be Europe , I think this is Tunisia


This not Europe

Better oil dey your head sir.

yyba:
Sambisa forest - borno state

Sambisa actually comprises about four or five states, not just Borno.

Chai.

I'm beginning to think I did something really wrong in my past life that made God play a cosmic joke on me by sending me to this shithole contraption of a country.

Deepfeel:
Am some afonjas who called this man a 491 criminal will be ashamed

Touche.

Neddyogu:
One would have thought the Lions were on a street in Soweto or Durban.

You got my point bruh.

This is actually not bad for a conspiracy theory sha...

But how come no news outlet reported the other death?

If this is true the man is unlucky. Even in death Abba Kyari overshadowed him.

BrainRider:
I laugh in India
So some Nigerian citizens believe their president couldn't construct good sentences on his own!
Hatred yaff block their senses

This one wey you construct na good one

Macsjebs:

Ermmm, them no dey dey dere before, na where many human being dey pass before. lol

Lol. Gathered as much from the post. But before I start to read I think say na Estate road.

Shaprara:
Untouched lol, so he lay him bed before he go fight the war, sweep the room, everything clean and arranged lol

Dem tell you say him just wake from sleep run go fight before

Squeezing out toothpaste from the middle/top of the tube.

Mad o!

If you guys had enforced it the way you do on living Nigerians, would there be a throng


Allah this government seriously dey trample on our collective intelligence.

Hyperchi:
Must u be stupid everyday. Try use snipa to end it all. Nobody will border u till lockdown end

I take it you're an IPOBian


Nwanne nwedata iwe gi.

Mother Nature is taking fuuuullll advantage of this breather.


We've held the Poor Old Lady to ransom for way too long.

OP, but this your title na clickbait somehow o. The 'road' still dey Kruger Park na.

Lemme park here first.

Well, an engaging read. Kperoogi was as usual accurate in highlighting the inconsistencies in the Minister of Disaster's Humanitarian Abun Nan's well-worn explanation of how she's distributing palliatives.

daddytime:
Are they not correct.

Most Nigerians pretend to know how to read but lack comprehension skills.

Didn't he die over two weeks after testing positive?

I had to triple-read the headline again, because I was already third-guessing myself.

Amotolongbo:
So so ambiguous journalism.

There's no ambiguity here. He died more than two weeks after testing positive. How would you rather have them say it

HUNVIK 2020 don reach bandits too na.

Make una talk true na.

More like 'Garba Shehu Pens' or 'Femi Adesina Pens', innit

Who says you have to get married then?

I think sometimes the people in power do all these gaffes deliberately, so that Nigerians can find something to have online tirades over, and thus be distracted a little from the harsh realities on ground.


Otherwise this is totally inexplicable.

Way to go! Nice CSR.

Some IPOBs might be unhappy with this though...

Me na that match wey Sani Kaita collect red card for South Africa 2010. I vex so tey I don forget whether na South Korea or Greece sef.

For midst of this wahala Buy food with that money, or better still do giveaway.


Na joke I dey o.

ggrin:
Omo i miss old nairaland
Nairalands mods need to do better too
News wey we don see for everywhere just dy grace FP this evening Nawa o



No content again, just vibes

Dem never ban you yet

This is taking it too far na.

Police brutality.

The NPF should note that they're approaching the tipping point with all these unnecessary, avoidable and wanton use of brute force.

As an unwise Kaduna woman once said, sow the wind and reap the whirlwind.

That madam mammaries dey out-standing sha, pun intended.

StreetFight:
Just same way God will remove some people from the Earth for celebrating another man's death. Just watch and see

If so, my good man, let's prepare to watch God remove a greater percentage of Nigeria's population from the earth.

This right here is a perfect exemplification of the term poetic justice.

Btw, after he was shot, I heard something like 'O ga o!'

Abi ear dey pain me