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Family › Re: Lock Down Give Away by DanseMacabre(m): 2:22pm On Apr 21, 2020

Mtchew. I think say na you wan do the giveaway sef...

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Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Police Selling Facemask In Calabar by DanseMacabre(m): 2:19pm On Apr 21, 2020

No be the same police are using their bikes and cars take transport people during lockdown huh

*spits*

Family › Re: I Ave Cut Ties With My Family by DanseMacabre(m): 2:12pm On Apr 21, 2020

tyup:
Shut up....im pretty sure lotta ur family members can even speak half of how she does

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Romance › Re: This Is My Life Since The Lockdown by DanseMacabre(m): 1:33pm On Apr 21, 2020

Are you trying to lock down your liver huh

Politics › Re: Sowore Opens Up On Abba Kyari's Death| Its A Death Of A Bad Leader by DanseMacabre(m): 1:32pm On Apr 21, 2020

abkrgumel:
Death deserves a respect regardless of the late

I beg to disagree sir. Dead men don't bite.

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Romance › Re: What Will Make A Lady To Always Come To A Man's House With Her Friends? by DanseMacabre(m): 1:30pm On Apr 21, 2020

Because she no wan fucckk. Simple and short.

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Politics › Re: To Fight COVID-19 Ganduje Seeks FG Funding To Fight COVID-19 by DanseMacabre(m): 12:57pm On Apr 21, 2020

Now would be an appropriate time to put those agbada dollars to effective use.

Agriculture › Re: Please Who Knows The Name Of This Weird Fruit? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:54pm On Apr 21, 2020

How can I unsee this huh

See as goosebumps don full person body. embarassed

Politics › Re: My Experience With Gov. Ayade's N30,000 Job. by DanseMacabre(m): 12:52pm On Apr 21, 2020

**Driver park here first**

Family › Re: I Ave Cut Ties With My Family by DanseMacabre(m): 12:51pm On Apr 21, 2020*

You need to cut ties with bad grammar too. undecided

All those quoting me, calm down na. OP's use of terrible grammar is deliberate and I'm calling him/her out for it.

Make una advise am free mah comment na. Shuo!

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Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Celebrates His Twin Daughter Birthday. by DanseMacabre(m): 12:47pm On Apr 21, 2020

Wow. Carbon copy. Just a refined, female version of their infamous father.

Hope he's not raising them to be Marlians though huh

Crime › Re: Nigerians React After Seeing A A Lady That A Lebanese Want Sell As Househelp.pix by DanseMacabre(m): 12:45pm On Apr 21, 2020

Our government has failed us.

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Business › Re: Lockdown: I Visited Shoprite In Ikeja And It Was Empty (Photos, Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:44pm On Apr 21, 2020

I am not understanding. Were you expecting it to be full before huh

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Crime › Re: Three ‘One Million Boys’ Gang Beaten And Set Ablaze In Lagos (Graphics Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:36pm On Apr 21, 2020

Simplyleo:
I don't subscribe to jungle justice.

But the alleged impunity and recklessness of these bastards can only be addressed by something worse than jungle justice.

Moreso the police, in their usual display of lack of professionalism, said their cells were already filled to the brim. Just like giving a blank cheque to these criminals.

Btw, why are their heads looking flat?

Is it what I'm suspecting?

Really

After almost making sense huh

Nkita lacha gi amu dia!

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Crime › Re: Three ‘One Million Boys’ Gang Beaten And Set Ablaze In Lagos (Graphics Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:34pm On Apr 21, 2020

A sight for sore eyes... embarassed

Health › Re: No New Coronavirus Case In 24 Hours – Lagos Health Commissioner by DanseMacabre(m): 12:27pm On Apr 21, 2020

This should be good news normally, but COVIK ONE-NINE'S precedents so far show that it's too early to celebrate.

seunmsg:
I will start celebrating if there is no case for 14 consecutive days.

My sentiments too.

Celebrities › Re: Be Sincere, Which Song Made You Like Wizkid? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:23pm On Apr 21, 2020

No be person wey like am you go dey ask that one huh

Business › Re: The Chairman of GLOBE MOTORS, Willy Anumudu Dies by DanseMacabre(m): 12:19pm On Apr 21, 2020

RIP.

Remember how his wife Nkechi/Nkiru used to grace all those society magazines like Encomium, Classique, Ovation etc back then. C'est la vie.

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Politics › Re: Some People Get N40k Palliative With No Lockdown by DanseMacabre(m): 12:17pm On Apr 21, 2020

helinues:
You Southerners always cry as if power will never return to South again.

Seh karma don die ni?

Are you approaching a point huh

Celebrities › Re: Fake Nude Photo: Tacha Blasts A Blackmailer Trying To Scam Her With Edited Pix by DanseMacabre(m): 11:10am On Apr 21, 2020*

Don't these clout-chasing idiots realise that we have far more pressing and urgent issues to handle at the moment huh

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Politics › Re: Some People Get N40k Palliative With No Lockdown by DanseMacabre(m): 11:00am On Apr 21, 2020

helinues:
Which state is not on lockdown in Nigeria?

Oga that's not the issue. The issue is on what grounds are people in this same country given 40,000 in one family, while others in a different region haven't gotten even 1,000 huh

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Crime › Re: Exposed:why One Million Boys Menance Still Lingers On by DanseMacabre(m): 10:57am On Apr 21, 2020

Where's Amotekun when you need 'em huh

Politics › Re: Canada -based Nigerian Man Shows Off The $2290 He Got From The Government. PICX by DanseMacabre(m): 10:53am On Apr 21, 2020

Really, what's the rationale behind these people peppering us sef huh

We already know we're bleeped, no need to further rub it in. undecided

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Cheated With Thirty Women - British Mum by DanseMacabre(m): 4:26am On Apr 21, 2020

ALL MEN ARE SCUM!!! grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-Un’s Sister ‘Becoming His Alter Ego’ Amid Fears For His Health (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:10am On Apr 21, 2020

Hope say no be COVIK ONE-NINE don catch am so oooo. embarassed

Crime › Re: PHOTOS: Thieves Caught, Beaten 'Dirty' In Mushin by DanseMacabre(m): 4:04am On Apr 21, 2020

Chai...these boys go dey wish say them dey down with COVIK ONE-NINE for isolation ward. cry

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest 5 For The Murder Of Naval Officer Igbashal David. by DanseMacabre(m): 3:54am On Apr 21, 2020

1. Castrate the bastards first.

2. Eviscerate them.

3. Pour boiling oil on their flesh.

4. Pour salt.

5. Finally tie them to an anthill and leave them there, let nature handle the rest.

Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Was Nigeria’s De Facto President – Yoruba Leader, Prof Banj Akintoye by DanseMacabre(m): 3:24am On Apr 21, 2020

I think I'm beginning to realise that Abba Kyari wielded this much power simply because his principal was totally inept and incompetent. He simply filled in the vacuum.

I'm also beginning to agree with those who posit that Buhari cannot even preside over a Whatsapp group, let alone a country.

Health › Re: Nine Out Of 10 COVID-19 Patients Will Recover - Ehanire by DanseMacabre(m): 3:04am On Apr 21, 2020

Lol mumu people say increase testing to 3,000 daily.

3k daily is not even enough for either Lagos, Kano or Abuja alone, not to talk of nationwide.

Make una dey do. We all in this together.

Celebrities › Re: Gene Deitch Dies At The Age Of 95 In His Apartment by DanseMacabre(m): 1:03am On Apr 21, 2020

BluntTheApostle:
He was one of the directors.

Tom and Jerry cartoons had many directors from 1940-1967.

The cartoons also had many writers as well.

But Tom and Jerry was created by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera.

I'm just quoting you to tell you that NOBODY on the front page actually read that he directed 8 episodes of Tom & Jerry, and it's quite disheartening. Na kids wey dey struggle for FTC na dem full this place now.

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Travel › Re: 16-year-old Student Pilot Flies Medical Supplies To Rural Hospitals In Virginia by DanseMacabre(m): 9:03pm On Apr 20, 2020

Wow. Laudable.

Terrible times bring out both the best and worst in humans.

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